Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Maddox really is a much better writer than he is a speaker.
Kind of the opposite of Dick, then. If Dick is funny these days it's when he's speaking and has some quick wit and says something on the fly, but his humour does not translate into written form; his jokes fall flat at best and he sounds schizophrenic at worst. Combined, you could have either the world's funniest LA-based comedian (for whatever that's worth in 2024) or the most pathetic sperg on earth.
 
Has Juju talked about sending Riley to MEGACON at all? Things are really heating up with Eric July and Juju, Vito the Pedo and EVS's vendetta against him. I would not be surprised if the three are putting ideas in Riley's wigger brain to IRL harass July and his friends at the convention. Either this will be a nothing burger or we may be getting some kino content in the next few weeks.
 
No matter how many times I read through some of this thread, it never makes sense why Juju and Pedo Vito are so goddamn obsessed with Eric July. He’s a businessman making a comic. Regardless of the “quality” of it, why does anyone give a shit, so much so it’s impossible for them to shut the fuck up and focus on doing something more productive with their lives. Is it because Mr. July called them out and they got so butthurt he lives in their heads rent free? And why do they consistently act so retarded that they tank their reputations to anyone who’s braincells weren’t already killed off by their arguments and voices?

Maybe I’m biased, because I like Eric and think he’s straightforward, takes no shit, and hate people who defend and platform pedos, or maybe I’ve just been so out of touch with comics because they’re mostly garbage nowadays, so hopefully a fellow Farmer can explain it to my retarded brain: Why do the Pedo Defenders hate the successful black man so much?
 
Why do the Pedo Defenders hate the successful black man so much?
Because, in the words of genius and autistic whore Mint Salad: "Eric July makes bad art and you shouldn't make money on bad art cause art is... like... forever and stuff." Instead we should be supporting good artists like Ethan Van Sciver.
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These retarded subhumans have no right to talk. They are just envious that a black man is successful in the entertainment industry while Juju, Vito the Pedo and EVS are all washed up failures who wasted 30+ years of their life chasing fame and never got it. Envy can make a monster out of men. It is why Jesus considered it one of the worst of the sins next to pride. It was Cain's envy of Abel that lead him to commit the first murder.
 
No matter how many times I read through some of this thread, it never makes sense why Juju and Pedo Vito are so goddamn obsessed with Eric July. He’s a businessman making a comic. Regardless of the “quality” of it, why does anyone give a shit, so much so it’s impossible for them to shut the fuck up and focus on doing something more productive with their lives. Is it because Mr. July called them out and they got so butthurt he lives in their heads rent free? And why do they consistently act so retarded that they tank their reputations to anyone who’s braincells weren’t already killed off by their arguments and voices?

Maybe I’m biased, because I like Eric and think he’s straightforward, takes no shit, and hate people who defend and platform pedos, or maybe I’ve just been so out of touch with comics because they’re mostly garbage nowadays, so hopefully a fellow Farmer can explain it to my retarded brain: Why do the Pedo Defenders hate the successful black man so much?
I went back through the thread a week ago and it seems it was initially just Pedo instigating shit. This was mid 2022. His hatred of him seems to stem from his hatred of the parallel economy, anti-woke crowd, and because Vito is just naturally fucking insufferable and everyone is drawn towards hating him and making fun of him like a magnet, which probably made him want to double down and start drama with people who have no respect for him.
As for why Dick hates him, it's a combination of him wanting to be contrarian and get in on the anti-anti woke grift, him enjoying being a psychopath who can punch down at a constant target and probably now genuine anger that someone who he attacks on the regular is willing to stand up for himself, unlike Maddox. Pretending to care about the quality of the comic or charities for kids is just a lie.
Because, in the words of genius and autistic whore Mint Salad: "Eric July makes bad art and you shouldn't make money on bad art cause art is... like... forever and stuff."
Very ironic to see Mintsalad say this. Does anyone know what her art looked like? The only thing I've been told is that it was shitty furry art. Presumably, if she now relies on whoring herself out on OnlyFans instead of art commissions it must've sucked.
 
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Alex Stein announced a debate between Eric July and Ethan Van Sciver. Eric July maintains that he never agreed to a debate, only a standard appearance, and found out the same way everyone else did. Blaze management subsequently canceled his appearance. That's not stopping tweets like this:

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Thank you for smoking, Ethan. Please consider cyanide next.
Extremely womanly behaviour. Bona fide faggots aren't this catty. EVS especially needs to shut up and get off his high horse, the Gunt-looking motherfucker. I'd like to see a face-to-face debate between these fags and July, you know they all would pipe down considerabely because they are afraid of bleqs IRL.
 
It is funny that he is now going after Nerdortic and the FNT crew. This is again Juju lashing out at others who are more successful than him considering that Gary has almost 1 million subscribers and his FNT show gets 10-15k people watching every week. Juju can only dream of getting those numbers. Not to mention that Gary and his crew are able to get people in the industry to come on his show while Juju just has a fat pedophile and bootlickers on his.

Because, in the words of genius and autistic whore Mint Salad: "Eric July makes bad art and you shouldn't make money on bad art cause art is... like... forever and stuff." Instead we should be supporting good artists like Ethan Van Sciver.
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These retarded subhumans have no right to talk. They are just envious that a black man is successful in the entertainment industry while Juju, Vito the Pedo and EVS are all washed up failures who wasted 30+ years of their life chasing fame and never got it. Envy can make a monster out of men. It is why Jesus considered it one of the worst of the sins next to pride. It was Cain's envy of Abel that lead him to commit the first murder.
Stephen Platt is, hands down, one of the greatest and most meticulous line art comic book artists ever. Rob Leifield infamously called him "Mr Deadline" because of how perpetually late he was. His covers were notorious for having 0.01 micron lines on comic board, which are so thin that they cannot be reproduced in even the analog comic book production pipeline.
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Sounds like Dax is trying to copy keems old podcast Baited. Where he would constantly fight with Colossal and TommyC except it actually was organic. One little disagreement and about mid way into the podcast they start bickering. Was good times. Dax however has always been a fake faggot and being friends with Vito is the dumbest decision imaginable.
It's like the fat chick who invites along an even fatter chick to look less fat, except Diddler needs to have an absolutely gigantic pedophile on to look less like a pedo himself.
That's basically the short short version. Him throwing in with Dax is an attempt to tear down July so that he can regain his position of top dog.
That is absolute retard logic. Absolutely nobody's fortunes have improved after getting mixed up with Diddler Dax.
Because, in the words of genius and autistic whore Mint Salad: "Eric July makes bad art and you shouldn't make money on bad art cause art is... like... forever and stuff."
Capitalism has one rule for whether you "deserve" money. Are you selling something people are willing to pay you money to have? If so, you "deserve" it.
 
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Has Juju talked about sending Riley to MEGACON at all? Things are really heating up with Eric July and Juju, Vito the Pedo and EVS's vendetta against him. I would not be surprised if the three are putting ideas in Riley's wigger brain to IRL harass July and his friends at the convention. Either this will be a nothing burger or we may be getting some kino content in the next few weeks.
It's never too late to pull up and get shot Riley. Come on, I believe in you. Be the fat wigger you were born to be.
 
No matter how many times I read through some of this thread, it never makes sense why Juju and Pedo Vito are so goddamn obsessed with Eric July. He’s a businessman making a comic. Regardless of the “quality” of it, why does anyone give a shit, so much so it’s impossible for them to shut the fuck up and focus on doing something more productive with their lives. Is it because Mr. July called them out and they got so butthurt he lives in their heads rent free? And why do they consistently act so retarded that they tank their reputations to anyone who’s braincells weren’t already killed off by their arguments and voices?

Maybe I’m biased, because I like Eric and think he’s straightforward, takes no shit, and hate people who defend and platform pedos, or maybe I’ve just been so out of touch with comics because they’re mostly garbage nowadays, so hopefully a fellow Farmer can explain it to my retarded brain: Why do the Pedo Defenders hate the successful black man so much?
Vito latched onto Eric because Vito's a parasite always trying to leech off of the success of others. Even before he started this gay little crusade, he would tune into the streams of larger content creators and would chimp out in the comments to bait them into bringing him on. Eric called him up for a talk only for Vito to talk the same inane talking points that Eric had been receiving ad nauseam.

"You're a grifter because you criticize wokeness in comics"

"People are only supporting your kickstarer because of politics and not because they care about your project"

"You should disavow your fans for being alt-right, even if they're giving you money for your kickstarter"

The sticking point came when he tried to criticize Eric for not using his platform to support smaller creators then immediately tried to shill his kickstarter for Super Killer. By that point, Eric must've picked up on Vito's intentions because he muted the pedo every time he tried to promote it.


As for Dax, I'm willing to wager that he know next nothing about Eric and based his opinion off of what he heard from Vito. It's reflected in how their initial engagement went.


Dax went in assuming that Eric was a stereotypical loud ebonics spewing gangbanger. He constantly tries bullbaiting him into flipping out by yelling at him and making jabs at his race, but Eric for the most part just rolls his eyes. Eric also made it clear that he couldn't care less about Dax's criticism because it was coming from the mouth of a bad faith actor. Then for some reason I still don't understand, Daxipad decided to defend pedophiles again on that same stream. So on top of being dismissed by Eric, he more than likely holds contempt for Eric due to how bad he came out of the whole affair.
 
Then for some reason I still don't understand, Daxipad decided to defend pedophiles again on that same stream.
Dax has repeatedly shown that he really likes pedophiles and enjoys their company. I don't think he's ever explained why, leaving everyone to draw their own conclusions.
 
Where does the "juju the cow" nickname come from? This thread is 1100 pages and doesn't have a real OP.

edit: shit, should have used search:

A woman by the name of Jamie-Lynn Hughes is responsible for this leak. She was a woman that Dax was fucking on the side and was desperately trying to keep to the point of making Marie go sit in the cuck truck while they fucked. After dumping him (and Dax sending her video of himself crying to security cam footage of them making out at his front door), a bunch of texts of hers were divulged. Inside said texts were things like Dax having a fursona named Juju the cow, him getting pegged by JLH, Dax sucking dick at Burning Man, Dax forcing Marie to euthanize her cat because it was a gift from her ex, Dax forcing Marie into the cuck truck whenever JLH was over, and a bunch of other Dax simp shit.
 
I love it when Dax screencaps comments of Maddox or people on the forum and makes some snarky comment thinking it's a big own because all it does is expose me to people who are shitting on him, and makes me like Maddox a lot more. Seeing him take shots at Dax's crap engagement and going "4k supporters? Watch out, Mr Beast!" made me laugh a lot more than it should.

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Juju, you yelled into the mic about how you were a fucking PROM KING from high school when PPP of all people made fun of you.
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Ashtonne Parks.
A man who probably can't even stand up for more than 3 minutes.
You bragged about being the PROM KING.

How do you not kill yourself in shame?
How can you dress up as a cow while being sodomised and mock anyone with a straight face?
 
Aside from starting fights like an angry girl who didn't get the Mercedes for her Sweet 16; well that and talk really loudly, what the fuck does Dax do? I didn't get into him or Maddox way back when, and can't figure it out. Was he entertaining once upon a time? Because all I see is a dude acting like a spurned ex girlfriend over his former co-host and some black dude just trying to make a comic book.

For someone who got his start saying men are better than women, he can't stop acting like one.
He once made some fat chicks on Dr. Phil sad and tried to parlay that into a career in comedy, which failed. He then joined up with Maddox, who was already in deep decline, and had sloppy seconds with Maddox’s ex. Maddax had a brief moment of relevance thanks to the lawsuit but a lot of that was thanks to guys like Asterios, Ken Doll In Hide, et. al who provided content for Maddax. Once the lolsuit got tossed, Maddax attempted to assemble his own Wack Pack with losers like Crippled Jesus, Chris the Kiwi, etc. Maddax then decided to throw his show away to fuck MintSalad, an autistic 19 year old with c cups, which then led to the simpspiracy, which led to him getting absolutely roasted by PPP of all people, then he went full contardian and started being an “ironic” pedophile for the next three years.

Dax was never a comedian, he just happened to be in the right place at the right time and once people started to move on, he became a full blown lolcow ironically to keep attention focused on him. I am convinced he went hard in the paint at July because his last three (almost four) years are an objective embarrassment and he wants to close that chapter of his life. The problem is Dax is a bald retard and a failure so it’s not going so well; him and Vito the Pedo are playing the perfect heel to July that only elevates his reputation. It’s perfect marketing, even if it was unintentional.

This is my favorite summation of Maddax: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/dax-he...-new-project-brew.49366/page-649#post-8112857

He's not a comedian. He just pretends to be one on the internet. One third of his "material" is stolen from Adam Carolla, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Al Bundy from "Married... with Children," repackaged for autistic zoomers. The rest is #MaddoxLost reminders and variations of "Woman, am I right?" jokes that have existed since the inception of comedy.

Even his podcast is just a half-assed O&A/Howard Stern/Adam Carolla Podcast wannabe shock jock radio show. Kiwi Chris was supposed to be his Bobo/Wack Pack. The voicemail "rages" might as well be calls into the "F You" Line on Sirius XM. His legendary "What's your Dad like" pick-up line was a Jim Norton joke. You can even listen to the earlier episodes when he tried to fake a Carolla-ish accent.

It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.
 
Has Juju talked about sending Riley to MEGACON at all? Things are really heating up with Eric July and Juju, Vito the Pedo and EVS's vendetta against him. I would not be surprised if the three are putting ideas in Riley's wigger brain to IRL harass July and his friends at the convention. Either this will be a nothing burger or we may be getting some kino content in the next few weeks.
They would have to be really really REALLY fucking stupid to try and pull anything off at a con. Riley stalking Eric’s business at night/during the day and fucking with his ancestor’s grave were stupid as hell, but it was a mainly secluded area with little to no people around. To do anything at MEGACON would be in front of hundreds of witnesses where any number of things could happen that result in Riley getting his ass handed to him by SOMEONE, and the police would definitely get involved. And once they see “oh, this guy was previously stalking this man’s business”, and it would just heavily snowball from there.
 
The sticking point came when he tried to criticize Eric for not using his platform to support smaller creators then immediately tried to shill his kickstarter for Super Killer. By that point, Eric must've picked up on Vito's intentions because he muted the pedo every time he tried to promote it.

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5nUdIhuwtAA&t=1682
I had seen this before, but I didn't know it was Vito on the line. Props to Eric for totally depriving Vito of any ability to shill, to the point you wouldn't even know it was Vito without someone telling you. This video really explains everything between the Vito/the Pedo crew and Eric July—Vito tried to use Eric July's fanbase to shill his shitty comic, and then got super butthurt when Eric didn't allow Vito to do so. It's really pathetic, honestly.
 
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