[9-19-16] Phil wants you to give him your money, not iseral - The upside down cross is back

What a selfish and ungrateful cunt. And why does he give a shit about the oil pipeline? He's too stupid to drive a car. Maybe that's why his ass is so chapped over people complaining about the price of gas? Since he doesn't drive he doesn't understand what a pain in the ass keeping your tank full can be, and therefore thinks that people should give him money instead of buying gasoline.

Watching him figuratively (maybe literally if things keep going the way they are) bounce and squeak over the lack of attention he's been receiving has been entertaining. The headmates have made a bold return, he's painting himself up like a goth clown, and he's desperately making videos in a vain attempt to get someone, ANYONE, to pay attention to him again. Making the boards private was probably the best trolling move any of us could have made.

I can't wait to see how things start playing out the closer we get to TardBux Review Time in November. The stress of that weighing on his fat lumpy head, combined with (hopefully) no one giving him attention or letting him squat in their home and the drop in temperature as winter approaches may gain us some amazing Schadenfreude and content.
 
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The Dude said:
The only thing Phil deserves is a good curb stomping to knock out those nasty fucking cheese curd teeth.

What a selfish and ungrateful cunt. And why does he give a shit about the oil pipeline? He's too stupid to drive a car. Maybe that's why his ass is so chapped over people complaining about the price of gas? Since he doesn't drive he doesn't understand what a pain in the ass keeping your tank full can be, and therefore thinks that people should give him money instead of buying gasoline.

Watching him figuratively (maybe literally if things keep going the way they are) bounce and squeak over the lack of attention he's been receiving has been entertaining. The headmates have made a bold return, he's painting himself up like a goth clown, and he's desperately making videos in a vain attempt to get someone, ANYONE, to pay attention to him again. Making the boards private was probably the best trolling move any of us could have made.

I can't wait to see how things start playing out the closer we get to TardBux Review Time in November. The stress of that weighing on his fat lumpy head, combined with (hopefully) no one giving him attention or letting him squat in their home and the drop in temperature as winter approaches may gain us some amazing Schadenfreude and content.
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I think he's parroting shit from Tumblr. I know I've seen that "we should make gas $6 a gallon because the majority of cars are owned by CIS males" on Tumblrinaction before.
 
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Buck Strickland said:
does anyone else have trouble watching a whole taters video?
why doesnt he steal stuff from stores if hes so against corporations and all that?
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Yes. It's always quite the slog to get through one of his videos. So much cringe.

Stealing shit for real (not just tax payer money) would require him to actually put forth effort and for him to not be a little bitch-boy. He's too chicken shit to actually steal anything because he might get caught and have to deal with scary police officers.
 
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I think I'm going to go have a nice shave despite not really needing to. I actually have a razor because I spent money on it instead of cheese and shit tier tattoos. Then I'm going to burn $3 because I'd rather literaly burn money than give it to Philthy
 
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I'm probably giving dumbfuck here too much credit but since the joker/headmates stuff only showed up within the last few weeks is it possible Phil is trying to act extra crazy for his SSI review, under the mistaken impression that a doctor won't be able to see through his bullshit?
 
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Ruin said:
I'm probably giving dumbfuck here too much credit but since the joker/headmates stuff only showed up within the last few weeks is it possible Phil is trying to seem extra crazy for his SSI review, under the mistaken impression that a doctor won't be able to see through his bullshit?
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Nah, this is just how he's decided to vent at everyone on his friend's list for not sending him money and praise. Hopefully he'll escalate over the next few months as he becomes more and more angry at the fact his life sucks and none of his lies are coming true. I'm curious as to where he'll throw blame when he goes critical.
 
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Ruin said:
I know I've seen that "we should make gas $6 a gallon because the majority of cars are owned by CIS males"
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you know who drives the most efficient cars? wealthy white folk

you know who don't? fucking poor people

so once again we see that useless shitstains are actively trying to make life worse for the lowest among us in order to obtain internet fame
 
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Twrx said:
He also has lipstick on his teeth. He doesn't realize if America didn't exist, he wouldn't be getting his monthly tug boat. He also doesn't realize if we all went back to Europe, he'd come too. He also pronounced his last name differently in this video. View attachment 136450
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Dear Phil:

I bought Revolution 60. That was an infinitely more entertaining purchase than supporting your idiocy.
 
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