Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[McSneaks]

it's like a camgirl saying "you're all a bunch of wankers" to her viewers,

That would just turn most of them on

a drug dealer mocking his customers for being junkies

Literally all of them do lol

 

[puppygirl11061]

Something I wanted to point out in my other post but didn't because I thought the post was long enough, is that in the part where Ian is talking about the people who sperg at Cart Narc being disabled, you can tell that he's very obviously reading from a script. His tone sounds very bored and flat, like the same tone you use when you're in front of the class doing a PowerPoint presentation. You can even see him
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Anisa's husband has always had a tendency to make spongebob references in videos, attempting to add lulz and trying to relate to the hip youtube audience, blissfully unaware of how dated and cringe that might be, but the Barnacle Boy gag he tried here in reference to the Cart Narcs magnets flopped hard. Move on from the tired ass spongebob jokes that hardly make sense.

Spoiler: 2017

It will never land like it did back then, Jomha.

 

[CM_Gwyn]

90s gangbanger is her new style, holmes.
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Still crippin. Flakin and perpetratin.
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Reppin the easily offended set. We out here takin pics and looking for the opps.

Her dressing like a Cholo could get her shot if she went into the wrong neighborhood.

I'm all for it, It'd be one of the funnier Lolcow deaths up there with sweaty toes and sausage Lowtax.

Don’t these fucking retards live in Cali? You would think this empty headed bint would know that dressing like that carries implications.
And yes it would be hilarious if she got dismembered by some Cholo wetback beaner on a misunderstanding

 

[Fapcop]

And here I am, just being reminded that this bitch further raped this man's reputation by disclosing live on stream that he shits himself. Totally forgot about the short-lived dirty, crapped briefs saga of icuckkz.

People talk about Anisa being a ditzy, vapid cunt, but rarely bring up how malicious she is.

And make no mistake she’s a real malicious bitch.

When Anisa had the opportunity to get some laughs by deeply humiliating Ian and disclose private medical information, she didn’t even fucking blink.

(I’m sure you were all very surprised, since as we all know, the people who constantly talk about being kindness and being “good people” are real sweethearts.)

Cross her and you can 100% expect to see life ruination tactics.

 

[blablabla]

Merry Christmas from the very Muslim akshully Jomhas

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Spoiler: Steamed Hams edition

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And because this is Anisa and her Anisa-ism is always being too big for these kawaii costumes she buys - I double checked the original and yeah she’s only includes the belt buckle once and she’s hiding and holding it together with her hand since her rib cage is too big lol
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why she is so ugly

 

[janny state defector]

Clipped this because it's just going to keep getting funnier as time goes on.

 

[Leo Frank]

848 views in four hours. Grim. I wonder what those voicemails will consist of.



Gym queen is in full swing and finally admitting that she’s so obsessed with herself she’d rather date herself. She goes from showing abysmally low self confidence to delusional about how good she *thinks* she looks.
I think this is the chapter in her story where she may actually try to be a fitness “influencer”. But, you know, to be a fitness influencer you have to prove you actually run what was it, five miles (?) a day, can deadlift 215 already without a hex bar from the ground and show significant athletic abilities. She has a normal body. That’s it. Not bad, not special for a 30 year old. Anus is the type to go to the gym twice a month or do ten squats once a week and that makes her a fitness queen. In order for any women to believe you, you have to actually prove you’re athletic and motivating. You can’t even stick to one “title” for more than a few months so why would anyone follow your instructions for a fitness journey? Especially since you said you just found out how much stretching helps despite muh kinesiology for six years.





*edited to not double post.

 

[PetiteFeet]

848 views in four hours. Grim. I wonder what those voicemails will consist of.

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so they will allow people to leave voice mails but god forbid Ian does a shitty unboxing. Don't you know words are violence, Anisa?

 

[CharcoalChkn]

If she's claiming that ass is anything impressive or consists of any muscle at all, lol, lmao even.

 

[lurkin]

She probably hogs the toilet.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

"accidental tummy aches"

Anisa the Dominatrix Fart Queen arc when?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

For fitness/boxing expert Anisa still needs to box someone and show she can deadlift 215 lbs while wife Ian just looks miserable in the corner

 

[Fapcop]

Clipped this because it's just going to keep getting funnier as time goes on.

Lmao!

Anisa is actually dumb enough that when she looks at someone like Joe Rogan she goes: “Oh?! That could totally be me! He just sits and talks, I can do that! I just need my lucky break!”

Totally ignoring that Rogan actually has interesting guests, does research, is really good at interviewing and has achievements and expertise of his own to fall back on when talking to people.

Anisa and Ian’s podcast? You get to hear what they read on Twitter last night or Anissa’s trip to the gym last week. FASCINATING STUFF! Basically the same as Rogan’s podcast, lmao!

If she's claiming that ass is anything impressive or consists of any muscle at all, lol, lmao even.

Meh… I’m not going to go out of my way and make up shit to dunk on Anisa. It’s easy enough as it is.

I will go on record and say that Anisa ass looks perfectly decent in a pair of jeans, and is probably a 7 on 1-10 ass scale.

(Then again. As long as you’re not fat it’s basically impossible to screw up an ass in a pair of jeans.)

Make what you want of the fact that her ass is more appealing than her face.

 

[Leo Frank]

I will go on record and say that Anisa ass looks perfectly decent in a pair of jeans, and is probably a 7 on 1-10 ass scale.

(Then again. As long as you’re not fat it’s basically impossible to screw up an ass in a pair of jeans.)

Make what you want of the fact that her ass is more appealing than her face.

You have to understand this is the basic bitch pose for making your ass look bigger than it really is. Mirror selfie with high waisted jeans pulled up as far as they go, arched back, body turned. It’s an illusion.

 

[janny state defector]

Meh… I’m not going to go out of my way and make up shit to dunk on Anisa. It’s easy enough as it is.

I will go on record and say that Anisa ass looks perfectly decent in a pair of jeans, and is probably a 7 on 1-10 ass scale.

I agree. Sans the wonky tits, dumb haircut, and clipart tattoos Anisa's appearance is slightly above average. The problem is she acts like she's way more attractive than she actually is. I think that's why people will disproportionately make fun of her appearance.
If she wasn't constantly drawing attention to her body and how much she LOVES IT I really don't think people would make fun of it so much.

 

[that_monika]

You have to understand this is the basic bitch pose for making your ass look bigger than it really is. Mirror selfie with high waisted jeans pulled up as far as they go, arched back, body turned. It’s an illusion.

You're right, she's got no ass, it's a basic trick to make her butt look bigger than it is. But considering it's Anisa, who usually can't take a picture without looking stupid, miserable, bored, or terrible in some other way, this is actually pretty impressive. She actually struck a pose that made her look better instead of worse. For Anisa, that's an accomplishment, even if it's a no-brainer for every other person. That doesn't really mean much since it's just one picture, but it'd be kinda funny if she only just realized she's supposed to make herself look good, and started making high quality content and making lots of money.

I don't believe she's capable of that even if she tried considering she's 30, inked to shit, and has wonky tits and a mid body, but if she did, it'd be the best revenge she could get on all the people who shit on her content and appearance. Being a thot isn't anything to brag about, but if she somehow went from where she is now to pulling Amouranth or Belle Delphine numbers, she'd definitely have the last laugh. Never happen, but it's funny to think about.

Anisa is actually dumb enough that when she looks at someone like Joe Rogan she goes: “Oh?! That could totally be me! He just sits and talks, I can do that! I just need my lucky break!”

Of course she is. That's the entire reason she has the OF. She saw chicks selling nudes and thought "I've got a camera on my phone. I can be naked. I could totally be a top OF model without even trying!!". That's why she blames karma for the lack of success; she's simple-minded to the point of not understanding things beyond the most basic level. In her mind, there's no difference in her low-effort trash and the top people in podcasting/camwhoring, so the source of her failure MUST be an external factor like haters, karma, or some other intangible force keeping her down.

 

[Would]

Anussa's ass is not fat and I would not have sex with it.
Imagine being called Anus yet having none.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Don’t these fucking retards live in Cali? You would think this empty headed bint would know that dressing like that carries implications.
And yes it would be hilarious if she got dismembered by some Cholo wetback beaner on a misunderstanding

I thought they live in Seattle. and nah, cholos would just think shes a ho and try to hit on her at the bar.

Anisa's appearance is slightly above average.

 

[Autistic Monkey]

Clipped this because it's just going to keep getting funnier as time goes on.

Why is that desk so dirty?

 

[shadowwizard]

The devil tarot card placed behind Anus is just incredible. Is this post-irony, Ian?