Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Have to take into account he's a manlet

As someone who used to weigh 265, there's no way he weighs that little unless he's like 5'4.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As someone who used to weigh 265, there's no way he weighs that little unless he's like 5'4.

He is like 5'2 or something. He's really short.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Did you catch in the latest numbers video where he said it cured some of his skin tags. First of all, TMI, but second of all fucking ew! Third of all, there’s no way in hell eating like a caveman glutton is curing anyone’s skin tags.

Lol, he read exactly one(1) article about autophagy and concluded its that powerful, without understanding the slightest thing about how it actually works. No surprise from Jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This was from yesterday, but I didn’t see it posted here.

Would you rather watching paint dry or grass grow? Because both are equally boring.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

What does fattie even mean. Like ice in a drink thawing longer or how to keep more in the freezer? Seems retarded either way and hopefully he does that one because it's stupid.

 

[Gulls on Film]

This was from yesterday, but I didn’t see it posted here.

Would you rather watching paint dry or grass grow? Because both are equally boring.

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So he's going to run water over a bag of frozen food? Now that's what I called Quality Content.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Anyone else suspect he's making up his numbers?

No, I think he's taking daily numbers, cherry-picking the lowest data point for the week, and claiming that's his Monday update.

For the first two weeks he was posting almost daily updates, but if you ignore every one of those daily points except 1/1 and 1/7, his BP numbers look like they're consistently around 140/80. It's only if you include all those other days where it's routinely much higher that you see it's much worse than that.

For example, I know his sugar counts are complete BS, especially since it's very likely he still takes his creamer with splashes of coffee, and that shit even with artificial sweetener does cause some effects.

All the sugar counts indicate to me is that he's cheating a whole lot more than he admits to.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So he's going to run water over a bag of frozen food? Now that's what I called Quality Content.

He will probably use hot water, too, which is a terrible idea from a food safety and quality perspective

 

[Bassomatic]

Despite enjoying laughing at how short Jack is, I still think he's lying about his health. He's as big around as he is tall.

Jack is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[p1138]

Fatty is too stupid to understand that his older brother is a couple orders of magnitude healthier than he his, and does that "exercise" thing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Did you catch in the latest numbers video where he said it cured some of his skin tags. First of all, TMI, but second of all fucking ew! Third of all, there’s no way in hell eating like a caveman glutton is curing anyone’s skin tags.

It's because he's an idiot and because people like that always feel that what they just did somehow is the reason why something happened.

I overheard an older guy at work who, no word of a lie, said that since he stopped eating gluten he no longer needs to get up in the middle of the night to pee. If you have a gluten sensitivity it doesn't affect your bladder or your prostate. But because it immediately followed him no longer eating wheat it must be connected.

This is no different.

What does fattie even mean. Like ice in a drink thawing longer or how to keep more in the freezer? Seems retarded either way and hopefully he does that one because it's stupid.

Honestly it sounds like some TikTok hack he found and wants to present it like he came up with it.

But you use an insulated mug to keep your ice cubes cold for longer or run cold water over the package / submerge it in cold water to defrost it.

And next week Fatty will teach us that if you need 3/4 of a cup of something and only have full cup and a 1/4 cup to measure with how to to that.

 

[Tiresome]

Imagine the clan set in some kind of fast-zombie horror flick. Junior charges the horde, bellowing insults and flexing because reality to him is indistinguishable from his vidya, and gets ripped to shreds in seconds. Tammy tries to push Jack along but as the pursuers grow close, he trips her with his non gimp foot and yells "I LOGVE UUU" as he gains valuable extra seconds as she's devoured, before he runs completely out of breath from waddling ten yards and the wendigo hastily departs the doomed carcass as Fat Jack is finally turned into GUD MEET for CARNIVORES. Brianna, despite her added poundage of late, is both healthy enough and intelligent enough to escape, becomes the Final Girl and eventually marries into a post-apocalyptic family of actual integrity and competence, and lives happily ever after.

 

[Blasterisk]

Imagine the clan set in some kind of fast-zombie horror flick. Junior charges the horde, bellowing insults and flexing because reality to him is indistinguishable from his vidya, and gets ripped to shreds in seconds. Tammy tries to push Jack along but as the pursuers grow close, he trips her with his non gimp foot and yells "I LOGVE UUU" as he gains valuable extra seconds as she's devoured, before he runs completely out of breath from waddling ten yards and the wendigo hastily departs the doomed carcass as Fat Jack is finally turned into GUD MEET for CARNIVORES. Brianna, despite her added poundage of late, is both healthy enough and intelligent enough to escape, becomes the Final Girl and eventually marries into a post-apocalyptic family of actual integrity and competence, and lives happily ever after.

I'm pretty sure the zombies would recognize Jack as one of their own. Brains gud big servings. A+.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Brains gud big servings but not nearly enough gud meat A+.

F-

 

[Major]

He is like 5'2 or something. He's really short.

He didn't look that short when he was on that texas investor thing

 

[p1138]

He didn't look that short when he was on that texas investor thing

Check this post, Fatty is a manlet. Probably somewhere around 5'4" maybe 5'6".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-2911#post-17441573

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's because he's an idiot and because people like that always feel that what they just did somehow is the reason why something happened.

The fancy phrase for the fallacy is as follows: POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC

It's Latin for "after this, therefore because of this" and easy enough to remember.

 

[Molly Millions]

Check this post, Fatty is a manlet. Probably somewhere around 5'4" maybe 5'6".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-2911#post-17441573

Jack ate all the frog legs lol



Looks like he's 5'4 based on pixel measurements

 

[rubytintedchix]

He didn't look that short when he was on that texas investor thing

That’s the magic of TV, baby! It also allegedly makes you look 10 lbs heavier, but in Jack’s case it’s mainly because he gains weight simply by breathing.

 

[ZipDisk]

I remember a while back we speculated Jack tended to pick restaurants near other restaurants for second dinner, and that Jack and Tammy each eat at least three entrees, but only film one session of jaw unhinging per JOTG.

I forget who did the maps, but it was hilarious.