Unironically, this is why the prospect of Ralph getting kidnapped is a fantasy. He's more trouble than he's worth, a nobody, just another broke loser with no family to pay his ransom.
Tread carefully, for you tread on My dreams
Exactly. He’s flashed his two most prized possessions (his Xitter account and pawpaw’s ‘diamond’ ring) in her face and blew his entire bank account taking her on that all-expenses-paid dream vacay over Christmas. He’s got this poor, not very bright Mexican hooker (and possibly her pimp) thinking he’s a rich famous American celeb.
No "we" in this. I have absolutely no desire to see Ralph harmed or dead. Saying shit like this gives him reason to screencap and post to his Twitter
"YA SEE DAT RIGHT HERE, KEEWEE KARENFARMS WANTS ME DEAD!"
Ralph may be lowest of the low with no family and no friends but he supports an entire ecosystem of bottom feeders who need Ralph for content because they have nothing else. You know guys like Cog. If Ralph gets kidnapped Cog will be on the first plane out because without Ralph Cog has zero content or relevancy. Maybe Kino Casino will fly out too if they didn’t have Rekieta.
Suffa cartels! Nobody organ legs the ralphamale.
Well I'm sure PPP will make sure he's not at every torta stand in the area.
Don't forget that when he was dating Ade (restraining order #1), she went to his house and he opened his bank account and showed her his balance, lol. This came out in the Ade Q&A session with Josh, PPP, and a few others. I have no doubt in my mind he made every effort to prove to Pantsuela that he was wealthy which will make him a nice target for the cartels.
Nothing, discord is full of fat unstable women.
It's not just risky for tourists, locals often don't paint their homes out of fear of painting a literal target on themselves. They don't want to appear to "have money".
I'm honestly shocked he's survived this long in Mexico. He can't go 2 days in any other foreign country without getting the shit kicked out of him. He has to be locked away in his home all day.
It’s because of where he is. Merida is a “Safe Space” in Mexico for expats, simple as. That’s the only reason Gunt hasn’t had the shit kicked out of him by now, whether it be by sicarios, policia, or just regular people on the street. Gunt is in the one place in MX that is relatively safe for him, or at least almost as safe as the US. Of course, being Gunt, he’s now planning to leave his place of relative safety for a vacation into the middle of a war between La Familia Michoacana and the Jalisco New Generation cartels for control of Guerrero State. Thats what’s happening down there right now, BTW.
oh.... He shouldn't do that...
Yes, yes and yes, all of these. He needs a new mommy AND a ‘hot Latina gf’ he can show off to maintain his fake ‘baller livin the good life in Paradise’ image. And this young, naive Mexican isn’t likely to give him any grief or talk back like pantsu did, and also likely doesn’t have any bothersome family to bail her out if she tries to leave.
He totally should do it, show those pussy cartels what's what.
