✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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I feel like this artist was both paid by Madonna to make this, and hasn't seen pictures of Madonna over the last fifteen years
 
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I feel like this artist was both paid by Madonna to make this, and hasn't seen pictures of Madonna over the last fifteen years
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Lainey is an old maid loser heavily invested in reassuring herself in her poor life choices. It is extremely unsurprising that she would paint puffy face as a flawless 22 year old like she isn’t filtered to hell, who is “perfectly valid”. Her entire career is equating traditional and respectable women with BPD train wrecks.
 
I also haven't heard Plant, Jagger, or any of the other aging rock/pop/ country stars offer blowjobs to people who vote for Clinton, or threaten to burn down the White House with the occupant and his family inside.

Madonna is sounding like she has Dementia/Alzheimers/Mad Cow disease.
 
Barbarella said:
But Madge only wanted to be fucked, which is ridiculous for a 65 year old.
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Madonna could have revolutionized the Crone/Matriarch archetype. She could have worked a glamour and wisdom angle, expressed dignity and creativity in aging, while still cranking out danceable pop music. But instead she stuck with the in your face slutty/fetish-y MILF persona way past its appropriateness. And believe-ability. She's simply Queen Cringe now.
 
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Given Madonna's age, was Rocco conceived naturally or did she use a donor egg/surrogate thing? I just feel it's some kind of unspoken secret - Lola is always spoken about as being like her mother but Rocco is kind of shunted off to the side.
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That's very autistic :c. She was 41 and women at her age even in their mid 50s can have a natural pregnancy, unless they had their menopause, which AGAIN 41 was too early of her to have menopause.

And in civilized countries they do screen every pregnancy regardless of age for tard babies.
 
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Lola is always spoken about as being like her mother but Rocco is kind of shunted off to the side.
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Lola’s her mother’s golden child and Madonna has always treated her like a Mini-Me. With Madge being such a narcissist she’s obviously going to favor the kid who takes after her in looks and tastes.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
I've read articles whose authors call Mick Jagger grandpa, and tell him to hang it up.

And Robert Plant knows he can't hit a lot of the high notes and has turned it down.

Motley Crue need to quit, Vince Neil can barely sing, and Nikki Sixx can't play.

Dolly Parton is older than Madonna, but I haven't read of anyone telling her to quit, maybe because she doesn't act like a malfunctioning sex replicant onstage?
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One of my favourite singers, Billy Idol, is still going strong and he is 68.
But at the same time, Billy has seriously cleaned himself up in terms of booze and drugs.
According to him, he's been clean for 2 decades (except for some weed) and this shows in his voice.
While he will never something so awesome like "Rebel Yell" again, I do like a few of his new songs, like "Cage" for example.

Madonna is reviled because of her antics and certain political positions she chooses to take, not because of her age. If she were to take the same road as Billy Idol (went clean, toned down her act) then she would be still be respected as a singer in spite of her age.
 
Lollin’ at Madge falling for the BBC meme. She should be so humiliated but she’s not and that’s why she’s a cow for the ages.

The difference between Madonna and every other grande dame of music back to Carol Channing, Julie Andrews and before is that Madonna was never a good musician and she was never pretty. Even in her youth she was mostly a talented butterface dancer with great promoters and producers.

Also Lola does look just like her and I for one find Lola hard to look at. It’s very amusing to see Lola pushed as a model. Pubestache is not and never will be the new Freida eyebrow.

I love current day Madonna and I wish she’d show off her diaper ass implants some more.
 
Bees said:
Lollin’ at Madge falling for the BBC meme. She should be so humiliated but she’s not and that’s why she’s a cow for the ages.
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LMAO Grandma no!!!! Besides, isn’t Lil Nas like… turbogay?
 
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