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Cheeto dust, deadly fungus found in fat folds.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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I looked it up and it's true. I thought that was a myth. I don't think that's related to the cold water though, that just means you bought a cheap bidet with no water heater in it.
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Corissa’s so fat she eats with both assholes?
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Maybe that's what makes someone a death fat - they have taste buds in their anus.
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Goddamn she's still on this ass wiping thing.
Bitch, your bidet isn't going to help if you can't wipe around it. It's like jumping in the shower and not using a washcloth and soap. You might rinse off the chunks, but you're still fuckin filthy.
Bitch, your bidet isn't going to help if you can't wipe around it. It's like jumping in the shower and not using a washcloth and soap. You might rinse off the chunks, but you're still fuckin filthy.
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Like... you think the bidet is cleaning the poopchute but not around it? Like there's some left over?
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Unless their bidet is like some wide coverage pressure washer, there’s no way everything’s getting cleaned up. There’s an awful lot of “around it” with these girls.
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Bidets aren't pressure hoses, they're not going to blast anything smeared on/in the skin. They're anything from a gentle trickle to a bit less than a kitchen sprayer.
Imagine you're covered in mud. Head to toe, covered. What happens if you hop in the shower, don't use soap, don't rub and don't lift your arms. You're not clean. Your underarms aren't clean. Now imagine it's sticky deathfat poo. You're definitely not clean.
Depending on what they have, it will at best rinse off the chunks and leave the rest. Moreover it can't get in very deep, and we know these girls can't spread their ass cheeks. They still need to use soap and a washcloth to get that cleaned off. Then they'd still need to dry it to avoid ass crack thrush.
But sure, tell me how great it is to not be able to clean your ass.
Imagine you're covered in mud. Head to toe, covered. What happens if you hop in the shower, don't use soap, don't rub and don't lift your arms. You're not clean. Your underarms aren't clean. Now imagine it's sticky deathfat poo. You're definitely not clean.
Depending on what they have, it will at best rinse off the chunks and leave the rest. Moreover it can't get in very deep, and we know these girls can't spread their ass cheeks. They still need to use soap and a washcloth to get that cleaned off. Then they'd still need to dry it to avoid ass crack thrush.
But sure, tell me how great it is to not be able to clean your ass.
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Wanna be a nurse? Get ready to deal with that from patients!
Must be a daily thing in American and British hospitals at least since they're always dealing with fat fucks on a daily basis.
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I've seen it in non-deathfats whose hygiene had been neglected. Even if it's "just pee," it still needs cleaned.
Pro tip: the dry parts of your body need to stay dry, and the damp parts damp, else terrible things happen. Use powders and creams accordingly.
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Some of those toilet attachments like what I think Coco was referring to can get borderline kitchen sprayer strong. Even they don't catch everything every time. Which means using TP to finish the job. So using a bidet still requires reaching and actual butt wiping to stay clean and dry. No way they're getting properly clean between their T rex arms, girthy undercarriages, and how confined they are in their tiny bathroom.
That's why Juliana requested bidets at work- she struggled in stalls she filled with her girth. I can't imagine it's much better at home, bidet or no. She must smell like someone died alone during a hot summer day. Her co workers probably burned her chair to rid the office of her funk after she became remote only. Coco should do the same with her bedding after Juliana croaks, but she's probably nose blind to the smell.
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I'll agree - your body is not the problem.
Your lack of willpower and self control is. Your lack of ability to harness common fucking sense and understand that eating 3000+ calories a day while being a slug results in torturing your body is. Your astute laziness with regards to taking any singular effort to improve your body's condition by fixing your terrible habits is.
Bet'cha that wasn't the angle she was going for, though.
Your lack of willpower and self control is. Your lack of ability to harness common fucking sense and understand that eating 3000+ calories a day while being a slug results in torturing your body is. Your astute laziness with regards to taking any singular effort to improve your body's condition by fixing your terrible habits is.
Bet'cha that wasn't the angle she was going for, though.
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Long johns hidden in warm fat body folds with blankets covering them? That sounds like the perfect recipe for yeast infections to me. That doesn't sound comfortable at all.
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Save old sheets and pillow cases--soft, thin and worn--and tear generous strips to put between any folds where flesh rests on flesh. Under the panniculus and breasts (even in a bra) but possibly also in the groin folds, or any bonus folds. Switch these strips of fabric out at least daily, wash and dry to reuse.
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Lol fat
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Check your privilege; not every facility can afford to stock InterDry, but the patients just get fatter and intertrigo never sleeps.
That does raise an interesting point, though. For all the fat liberation talk, their helpful tips are so seldom practical. It's all about decolonizing your mind by forwarding posts or being a dick to your doctor. I guess every now and then they do tell you where to buy a really sturdy mattress, but that's sponsored.
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She claims to be a man but then engages in some of the girliest shit ever. I would struggle to find an adult male who has done anything even close to this (excluding when they were very young). This is basically her scratching her feminine urge to scrapbook, but since she doesn't have any kids, real friends, achievements, worthwhile memories, activities, etc. she has to resort to useless political activism as a makeshift vehicle to get out that urge. It's really just pathetic.
And aren't they in Lawrence, Kansas? The congressman from that district is Republican, and both senators are Republicans. She's just another bed-bound useless eater sending mediocre, handmade political cards in vain to random politicians who either don't represent her or who do represent her but don't care. Peak childless woman vibes.
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I believe Aunt Carol to be an angry nurse, which would explain her knowledge of yeasty folds.