🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[feral cat #6385]

Ive grown over the years to appreciate 70s style over the years so when they announced fishtank was set in this house I was pretty bummed out thinking it would be destroyed. Now im a little more upset that it was kind of in vain because it didnt add to anything.

Another funny thing they could do though for next season is have a scuffed realitor where chat and Nick pick the house.

Dude dance dance revolution hosted by drunk Greg would also be halarious for a challenge

Looks how shitty and soulless the house from last season was to this one. It's a dam shame.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Earlier tonight ( around 10:00pm fish-time ) Jet talks a bit on taking it slower for Season 3. "Slower, more subtle, smarter." We'll see about that.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Earlier tonight ( around 10:00pm fish-time ) Jet talks a bit on taking it slower for Season 3. "Slower, more subtle, smarter." We'll see about that.

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More doll activity and 4x speed Minecraft videos? Got it, sounds good

 

[eatler]

Earlier tonight ( around 10:00pm fish-time ) Jet talks a bit on taking it slower for Season 3. "Slower, more subtle, smarter." We'll see about that.

This entire thing could be solved if jet had to use the sam hyde puppet like the ventriloquist from Batman

Also I made a joke earlier that the fishtanks a glorified frat house, to prove me right they made everyone play beer pong and are even guilt tripping/ forcing greg to drink after he said he didn't want to drink. (Im mostly just joking but its a little funny)

Has anything remotely interesting happened today or was it just as uneventful as the last two?

game wise no(unless you wanted dnd sesh with greg). house got wrecked and jet had to move equipment upstairs for half a minute because the basement flooded. thats the only stuff arguably worth looking for because TTS harassed jet for a minute.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Has anything remotely interesting happened today or was it just as uneventful as the last two?

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Today has kind of sucked. The wigger-crew alone without the lead Wigger Sam seem to just give up.

One of the great accidents this season is Greg. The soft kidnapping thing is funny and he is actually an interesting person to have around the other Fish and Freeloaders. I think he represent a lot of what I find entertaining about the show; how the context of things is often funnier than exact moments or actions by participants. The idea that they 'kidnap' this mid Youtuber to force him to work in their reality show for peanuts, trying to pay him as little as possible (if at all), preventing him from escaping is a great bit.

Responding to TTS he shared his state-of-mind regarding his situation;

Spoiler: Greg makes a run for freedom

Spoiler: Greg

 

[ChrisIsGay]

TJ Maxxers are eating good tonight.

 

[Mr.F]

The sad state of what was a comfy and beautiful house is a perfect example of the long term effects of wigger self aggrandizing postmeta irony.

They lucked out by finding Greg.

 

[eatler]

They lucked the fuck out by finding Greg.

So far greg running around the house pretending that he's in elder scrolls has been the highlight today.

Heres some POV choke shots

 

[Aidan]

Has anything remotely interesting happened today or was it just as uneventful as the last two?

No.
Sneedchat is a good indicator if anything is going on at any moment. Nothing, right now...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

So far greg running around the house pretending that he's in elder scrolls has been the highlight today.

Heres some POV choke shots

I'm not joking or being ironic when I say Greg is the only thing keeping me watching season 2 at this point.

but she was so sleep deprived and confused from The Cell and the Beetle chase that she just merely bent all the silverware instead.

I feel like I already know the answer to this but did anything actually interesting come from the cell challenge this season?

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

I feel like I already know the answer to this but did anything actually interesting come from the cell challenge this season?

Uh it slowly grinded on and eventually Danye and Trish started arguing for literal hours until TJ just started shouting at the top of his lungs just to drown them out, all the other fish started yelling as well and it ended the argument. Eventually everyone left but Shinji and Tay and Shinji found a bunch of papers for points awarded and calculated his total and decided the Cell was boring as fuck and either the points would work and let him win or he just didn't care and exited. Tay ended up winning. During the Cell Shinji and Tay were just talking for like 2-3 hours without any sort of new challenges being issued and they suddenly stopped and listened to the hole in B1 door and were like "What the fuck? Danye and Trish are STILL arguing?" the Cell was literally overshadowed by Danye and Trish's rolling hours long argument, nobody was watching Shinji and Tay compete.

Edit: The yelling

I think its a great video to look back on and see how the cast themselves weren't the weak point of the season, but rather the production side. The cast would randomly do crazy shit out of frustration or protection of one fish from another. Losing Jimmy so early and production fucking with Trish by telling her she was doomed to elimination really crushed the later half of the show because it just heaped everything regarding content creation onto Tay's shoulders.

Trish even as late as a day or two before she was eliminated was trying to generate content outside of challenges.

Losing her as a contestant which gave her a drive to fuck with people has basically lopsided the show so its just 95% Tay generated content and nothing else. I think people tended to shit on Trish far too hard and gave dead fish like Shinji way too much leeway for being content voids.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Uh it slowly grinded on and eventually Danye and Trish started arguing for literal hours until TJ just started shouting at the top of his lungs just to drown them out, all the other fish started yelling as well and it ended the argument. Eventually everyone left but Shinji and Tay and Shinji found a bunch of papers for points awarded and calculated his total and decided the Cell was boring as fuck and either the points would work and let him win or he just didn't care and exited. Tay ended up winning. During the Cell Shinji and Tay were just talking for like 2-3 hours without any sort of new challenges being issued and they suddenly stopped and listened to the hole in B1 door and were like "What the fuck? Danye and Trish are STILL arguing?" the Cell was literally overshadowed by Danye and Trish's rolling hours long argument, nobody was watching Shinji and Tay compete.

Looked up some clips and damn, hell house really producing riveting shit! Jokes aside like I've said before actually tormenting people does NOT produce good content. The only good thing that's come out of the cell challaneges was Jon kicking a hole in the wall. The rest was completely uneventful.

 

[Marche]

Today has kind of sucked. The wigger-crew alone without the lead Wigger Sam seem to just give up.

Sam was doing a Comedy show so he wasn't there.
The problem is that despite having 3 contestants it just feels like its already over like nothing really is going to happen till the final day or two unless they plan to kick someone but I'm pretty sure they are gonna go in with a 3 way final.

Even then we had like 4 contestants for like the half the game so there has been no real build up or events besides the cell challenge.

 

[Aidan]

Sam was doing a Comedy show so he wasn't there.
The problem is that despite having 3 contestants it just feels like its already over like nothing really is going to happen till the final day or two unless they plan to kick someone but I'm pretty sure they are gonna go in with a 3 way final.

Even then we had like 4 contestants for like the half the game so there has been no real build up or events besides the cell challenge.

The problem is that Sam wasn't there so the crew did nothing today. Their job is to put on a show and encourage viewers to interact and spend money. They don't even try to do that much. Basement dwelling production doesn't care, they're counting down the days like everyone else which is sad. No pride in their work at all and no respect for the viewers. Not surprising, it's painfully flagrant is all.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Even then we had like 4 contestants for like the half the game so there has been no real build up or events besides the cell challenge.

Season 2 never recovered from how fast people left. Like I enjoyed the show a lot it was fun to watch but losing half the cast in a 2 week span on a show that runs 5 weeks is not something you can come back from.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

The problem is that Sam wasn't there so the crew did nothing today. Their job is to put on a show and encourage viewers to interact and spend money. They don't even try to do that much. Basement dwelling production doesn't care, they're counting down the days like everyone else which is sad. No pride in their work at all and no respect for the viewers. Not surprising, it's painfully flagrant is all.

For all Sam's cynicism and the general feeling that he'd rather be doing something else, when it comes to the people giving him money, he does his utmost to give them what they want in return. Yeah, his heart's not into a lot of this shit, but he's never phoning it in.

Jet and the wiggers give a self-satisfied middle finger to the audience and then laze about worse than a shitty fast food restaurant's teenage staff does when the manager's away.

 

[Aidan]

Season 2 never recovered from how fast people left. Like I enjoyed the show a lot it was fun to watch but losing half the cast in a 2 week span on a show that runs 5 weeks is not something you can come back from.
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Season 2 was dead on arrival due to production. Summer was a disaster but the rest were mismanaged.

 

[Tom Myers]

Season 2 is a downgrade from the first. I never even watched the livestream. The only contestant I like is Shinji, can't identify the rest by name. Watched some clips and I'd just zone out due to boredom. The only interesting parts were when Frank Hassle was there, Alex Stein forcing the black dude into the wooden cage, the boxing match where Shinji knocked the other guy to the ground, and Airsoft Fatty getting locked into that little room. When that tiny girl shows up with a drill(could have been a hammer) and 2x4 then nails that worthless fuck in was great. Oh yeah, I like Sam's oilman person and I really liked him jumping into the beds and fucking them up.

 

[Mr.F]

Season 2 was dead on arrival due to production. Summer was a disaster but the rest were mismanaged.

Summer would've been so funny if they had managed to keep her stable enough. Not raping would've helped too