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I actually have to believe that Chris is being honest in that he hasn't seen any of the G5 media, because both Twilight Sparkle and Spike have appeared at times in the various Netflix movies. The g5 timeline itself takes place a thousand years after the end of G4, so even if Chris got what he wanted with five more television seasons of G4, G5 as it stands won't be going anywhere and as such amusingly establishes that literally everything Twilight Sparkle worked for by the end of G4 got erased and all the ponies are comically racist to each other again to the point the first G5 movie has a unicorn mention in passing it's a common belief the pegasi eat their own babies. And no I'm not making that part up.
What's more, he's doing the usual Chris thing and opening himself up to easily be triggered. If he's THIS assmad about G5 literally years after the fact, imagine all the weens who are going to plaster all his social media pages with G5 memes and shit.
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No wonder Chris is so pissed off about it. All new characters and it jumped to 3D. Too bad, it didn’t trigger his autism off to Blarms levels.
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Well, it did to a point, but his planed protest at EFNW was prevented due to getting arrested.
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Remember when Bob thought that when that future lolcow "just won" those sweepstakes, it was "another example of how well he's doing"?
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It's incredibly sad that Chris is in his 40s and that damn contest quite literally was the high point of his life. It's been a downhill slope ever since.
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The "Life of Fail" peaked early: either at those sweepstakes, or at that "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER" in 2000.
That birthday being the one girls paid by Bob to hang out with that future lolcow showed up at his house for the first and only time.
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I belive we're on the cusp of two sagas though both are retreads of old ones. The first is the second round of g5 mlp protests. Which may end up lasting for the remainder of honor rollers life. As I said he hated mlg eg but warmed up to it when it became clear it wasn't replacing tye regular mlp show, and was the closest he ever got to his dream of being a high schooler again. He ran amuck during the sonic boom saga but almost immediately asked if the show made for cartoon network was still airing once sonics appearance in Rio 2016 Olympics was revealed to be the tan arms he wanted...which bring me back to the g5 mlp saga.
See I'm of the mind Chris saw Sega turning sonic back to his "classic" look with the tan arms, and dumbass was too dense to accept the reality of the situation. That being Sega was ALWAYS planning on going back to the original design. Banzarui games were the ones who gave sonic the blue arms and Sega themselves wasn't about to let some westerners redesign their creation. In his warped little circus peanut brain he got through to Sega and eventually made them do what he wanted.
His monstrous ego has finally ballooned so much he sees himself as the lord and savior Jesus christ reborn on earth. So when he tells Hasbro to give him what he wants he expects them to roll over and do it for him. And the more Hasbrouck ignores or refuses to listen it's only going to make him Angier and angrier.
Which brings me to the other saga we're retreading, the block saga. Before people the brony analysts and artists blocked Chris because his reputation preceded him. Said reputation being that of a loony who had trolls following his every move. Trolls ready to spam inboxes with gifs of JULAY! at a moments notice. A small niche community that ostracized him mainly because even they have their limits on what they'll tolerate.
This new block saga not only will consist of Chris getting blocked by anyone and everyone he so much as says hi to. Even if they make some of the cringiest or outright devious material (nsfw artists l, furries. Ect) but people will advise others to do the same. Don't believe me? Check this out.
I think saberspark blocked him the instant he commented on him to review scott pilgrim. Which in Chris's mind. He sees as "hateful false witness." Against him, as he said in his recent tweets/videos.
The pinacle of this sage will most likey come in the form of a high profile person blocking chris and telling othes to do the same, someone like vivziepop or Kamen, Unfortunately I doubt we'll ever get a response from. Chris about this block saga that can live up to these.
His hearts just hasnt been in it since the court mandated drug therapy.
See I'm of the mind Chris saw Sega turning sonic back to his "classic" look with the tan arms, and dumbass was too dense to accept the reality of the situation. That being Sega was ALWAYS planning on going back to the original design. Banzarui games were the ones who gave sonic the blue arms and Sega themselves wasn't about to let some westerners redesign their creation. In his warped little circus peanut brain he got through to Sega and eventually made them do what he wanted.
His monstrous ego has finally ballooned so much he sees himself as the lord and savior Jesus christ reborn on earth. So when he tells Hasbro to give him what he wants he expects them to roll over and do it for him. And the more Hasbrouck ignores or refuses to listen it's only going to make him Angier and angrier.
Which brings me to the other saga we're retreading, the block saga. Before people the brony analysts and artists blocked Chris because his reputation preceded him. Said reputation being that of a loony who had trolls following his every move. Trolls ready to spam inboxes with gifs of JULAY! at a moments notice. A small niche community that ostracized him mainly because even they have their limits on what they'll tolerate.
This new block saga not only will consist of Chris getting blocked by anyone and everyone he so much as says hi to. Even if they make some of the cringiest or outright devious material (nsfw artists l, furries. Ect) but people will advise others to do the same. Don't believe me? Check this out.
I think saberspark blocked him the instant he commented on him to review scott pilgrim. Which in Chris's mind. He sees as "hateful false witness." Against him, as he said in his recent tweets/videos.
The pinacle of this sage will most likey come in the form of a high profile person blocking chris and telling othes to do the same, someone like vivziepop or Kamen, Unfortunately I doubt we'll ever get a response from. Chris about this block saga that can live up to these.
His hearts just hasnt been in it since the court mandated drug therapy.
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Another thing to consider is Chris doesn't even understand the ramifications of what's happening in real life. Hasbro isn't doing well, largely because Chris Cocks is a fucking moron of a CEO and the company as a whole keeps trying to follow Disney's example of forced diversity and predatory anti-customer practices. If Hasbro goes tits up and simply is dissolved, whoever gets the MLP IP rights afterward is going to have even less incentive to try and revive G4.
If Chris truly was omnipotent, he should be trying to do everything in his power to ensure Hasbro doesn't collapse period. Which right now would generally mean encouraging Hasbro to be better about G5. Instead he's essentially praising the collapse of the company for not doing what he's demanding.
If Chris truly was omnipotent, he should be trying to do everything in his power to ensure Hasbro doesn't collapse period. Which right now would generally mean encouraging Hasbro to be better about G5. Instead he's essentially praising the collapse of the company for not doing what he's demanding.
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I wanna see that happening. He would either ragequit at Matador, or become autistically good at it. No middle ground.
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The person who wrote that tweet also revealed on Reddit he was blocked.
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I figure Chris latched onto the false witness term because it's in one of the ten commandments. He's thought about them a lot and he added extra commandments when he was in jail. It's helpful to Chris to accuse others of lying about him.
Chris puts his pain at the center of everything because he thinks he is the center of everything. He's player one. He's Jesus. We're all NPCs.
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And not only he added a bunch of useless "commandments" that could make sense only to other terminally online retards, he turned several of the original ones upside down because they were inconvenient to him (now it's ok to worship other gods, make idols and commit adultery) while keeping the ones that are self-serving to him. Very convenient.
The egocentric mind of a small child in a 40+ year old body. A horrific combination.
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Chris is a motherfucker. Caden is a faggot. The jury is still out on what the hell Keffals is. Flutter is cabbage and we're all Kiwis.
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"Honor Roll" thinks he has "ally deities"? Why not just "friends"? I guess he calls them that because he thinks he always has to show off how "smart" he thinks he is. And why would any (presumably cartoon) "deity" want to be "allies" with "Chris Chan" in any case?
I don't think I've ever seen anyone with as much of a fanatical level of ego as "Chris Chan". What a deranged, fat, incestuous freak.
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I guess it's residual influence of the Idea Guys, from what I understand in the Hyperdimension Neptunia games you fight alongside one or more of the other playable characters and the game refers to them as allies.
Fun reminder: Chris consulted with his ally deities before deciding to fuck his mom..
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What if those "ally deities" he claims to talk to are really evil spirits?
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Does the author of that book about fucking disabled people live in C-197?
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Chris is all of those things that you said, but you have to remember that for most of his life he was either just tolerated or his "friends" were just paid off.
You can't really blame fatty for trying to compensate or have a placeholder where his would be friendship group should have been.
That being said, he is a degenerate motherfucker now.
I do feel bad for Christopher though. The child that never got a real chance.
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And now, he's become like a zombie who craves human flesh after having just a few bites. But instead of flesh, it's now his mother's vagina.