"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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is his recent video about the game awards yahtzee basically sounds like a Trump supporter. But then he'll rag on supporting someone like Trump and just go along with mainstream messaging.

"Why are people like this" he will ask entirely u aware that he is also "like this". it's truly remarkable how obtuse that video is.
 
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I've been thinking about this image a lot. No doubt they are going to be more careful with their guest picks from now on thanks to the Gas incident, but the 4th window being a heckin' doggerino cam is getting old real fast. A 4 man episode with Gabe would be a great crash course to see whether his addition to the crew would be like tossing a mentos in a bottle of pepsi or the oppoiste, buttering an otherwise dry and chewy steak.
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Fatso needs to be separated from the fucking tranny he's chained to, though. Just fucking look at his expression and pose, a unique combination of exhaustion, insanity, murderous intent and the desire to die.
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I've been thinking about this image a lot. No doubt they are going to be more careful with their guest picks from now on thanks to the Gas incident, but the 4th window being a heckin' doggerino cam is getting old real fast. A 4 man episode with Gabe would be a great crash course to see whether his addition to the crew would be like tossing a mentos in a bottle of pepsi or the oppoiste, buttering an otherwise dry and chewy steak.
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Fatso needs to be separated from the fucking tranny he's chained to, though. Just fucking look at his expression and pose, a unique combination of exhaustion, insanity, murderous intent and the desire to die.
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Gabe really had better chemistry with Yahtzee. I've been following KeC/KeepEtClassy since 2016, and they have almost no chemistry together. it's sad seeing Aaron like this lol I still don't believe that he's a tranny, considering that as soon as he came out as a Tranny, he made a nswf twitter and an onlyfans, it's obvious that he is doing it because he's a creep and is doing it for fetish reasons.
 
(forewarning.. this a is a long pointless comment mostly about Gabe who is only tangentially related to Yahtzee.. I was typing so much I didn't even realize how long this comment turned out. I almost didn't post it, but I feel I've now passed the point of no return)......................

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I've experienced a 180 degree turn in opinion on both Yahtzee and Gabe over the past decade or so. Followed them since Show&Tell podcast until the end of Drown Out, and followed KeepetClassy pretty soon after they started to ramp up content on the channel. I currently no longer follow any of them.

I used to look up to Gabe in the early to mid/late 2010's.. he seemed to have a rough hand dealt to him, grew up in housing commission, had various stints with hard drugs and had a serious alcohol problems at one point in his life, which he claims he kicked cold turkey. Dealt with a lot of mental shit too like anxiety/depression and suicide and self harm (he admits to having scars all over his upper torso which he inflicted with a steak knife). It sounded like he was pulling himself out of the cycle and was going to university to become a teacher. He used to be relentlessly mocked by Yahtzee who would call him a useless cunt who would never amount to anything, whenever the subject of him becoming a teacher came up in their Drown Out podcast series.

Sure, people would say it was just friendly ribbing and Yahtzee would say the same when he got flak for it in by viewers in the comments, but I think there was some genuine malice behind Yahtzee's comments (and in some cases, outright diatribes) when the topic of Gabe's future would come up. I even thought Yahtzee would take it too far sometimes, as it seemed Gabe was making a genuine effort to turn his life around and Yahtzee was taking swings at him for no good reason. I can't imagine how Yahtzee would feel about Gabe today.. probably vindicated. Everything Yahtzee said about Gabe has turned out to be 100% correct, Gabe really is a useless cunt and a massive hypocrite. Everything he said he stood for, like saying that he would "rather have a horrific skin disease than be internet famous" has turned out to be complete bullshit. Every time that he would whine at Yahtzee that he was in education to become a teacher has also, turned out to be complete bullshit. Now he relies on his income with his tranny friend (and FFS, don't even get me started on Aaron) and once accepted a $100 donation on a Twitch stream to pash him (I think it was also because Gabe wanted to prove how "not gay" he is). He is now an almost 40 year old man who holds pathetic live streams of shitty DOS games to an audience of less than 20 people when he is live, and treats fans like shit for not donating enough to the KeC patreon, because he believes his existence should come for free. When the amount of live videos you have produced for your "career" has outnumbered the number of people who actively view them live, you need to start asking yourself some serious life questions.

He claims how poor he is, how he lives like a monk, Aaron and Gabe have begged multiple times for financial help (Aaron has been particularly worse of the two, even appealing in their discord channel for donations to pay bills). Then Gabe shows up on stream one day with a with a fucking massage theragun (which costs about $600USD). He gets called out on it, then has a cry that he is disabled and stopped pursuing his teaching career because he has a sore shoulder. I don't know how any remaining KeC fans could believe anything Gabe says... this is the same Gabe who said he would do sets of whacking himself in the head with a full sized bowling pin, to train his body and mind to take hits in a fight. You are not fucking disabled Gabe, you are just a massively useless cunt who doesn't want to work, exactly as Yahtzee predicted.

He then mentioned almost spending $1000 on a ego cancelling monk helmet:

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He didn't because his head was too fat for the basket. The absolute fucking gall of this, is that I'm fully convinced Gabe is scamming his welfare payments, which he then uses to spend on completely trivial shit.. all the while having a big whinge about how he is forced to live this minimalist existence, then without even flinching, flaunts his stupid expenses like a several hundred dollar massage gun, stupid Transformer toys and emulation machines like a GPD Win 2 (valued over $1000 at the time). My theory is that he was only going to university to get welfare payments for Ausstudy/Centrelink (Australian government welfare), hence why he changed degrees so many times (he did semesters in Journalism and some other shitty arts related degrees.. history I think, before he finally settled on teaching). As Yahtzee once put it "Forever in education do nothing cunt". Another alarm bell on Gabe.. I remember Yahtzee at one point contemplated opening a patreon for the Drown Out podcast (which I would guess would have been very successful, given their viewer numbers and how passionate fans were for the series) to which Gabe responded "naah, it will interfere with my Centrelink payments". I'm convinced Aaron is now only studying some "will go absolutely nowhere" diploma for the same reason. I almost want to bet they don't disclose/hide the income they get from KeC from the government. It seems scum seems to stick to their kind.. Aaron has claimed multiple times that he also, is too disabled to have a job because of his spine problems. To be fair, I think Aaron probably does have spine problems, but what seals it for me is that out of all the doctors he has tried to get to medically write him off as a disabled welfare case, (which is a requirement to start receiving disability support payments), no doctor he has seen to date will sign off on it. Which makes me think Aaron is absolutely full of shit as well. If you can spend 2000hrs+ game time in Destiny 2, you can hold a low effort desk job and work for a living, like every one else has to.

One last thing on Gabe, I'm almost convinced the dude is a fucking pedo. It seems almost at any opportunity he gets, he wants to talk about the subject of paedophilia or paedophiles.. It used to be funny in the early days, like when Gabe described the weird Hentai books he encountered in Japan. But after a decade it seems the dude just obsessively wants to discuss the topic whenever he can bring it up.. I remember he even went so far to try corrupt KeC subscribers Youtube recommendations algorithms, by flooding the suggestions video links to these really fucking creepy Russian videos starring children on the side of their KeC videos (on the sidebar, I don't know if it is a YT feature anymore but it must have been at some point that uploaders could put videos in the "suggested" tab at the side). I didn't click on any of them, but just from the thumbnails I could tell it was some real creeper shit.. like actual pedos would watch these videos and get off. How did Gabe even know about these videos.. he would have had to have actively searched all of them out to make this "prank". He says it's ok to be obsessed and joke about the subject because he is totally not a pedo, but I feel like he is saying it through gritted teeth. The same way he constantly says how not gay he is, and he could prove it by "sucking off another man while while I make eye contact with them". Yeah ok.. sure Gabe, just like how you said people who do YT for a living are less than the scum on your toilet bowl and you would never commit to that path (which is now your "career") and that you will be the most useful person in society as you are going to be a teacher in reform schools....

Anyway, as I said at the start, I used to look up to Gabe as an example as someone who was pulling themselves out of the shitty hand they were dealt in life and turning it all around. Over time, I feel I've pieced the truth together in my head.. it truly is sad and pathetic how it all turned out, just another apple that didn't fall far from the tree.
 
Sooo... is this topic getting renamed yet? I mean Yahtzee's show isn't even Zero Punctuation anymore, its Fully Ramblomatic... the Mighty No. 9 of review shows.
 
Sooo... is this topic getting renamed yet? I mean Yahtzee's show isn't even Zero Punctuation anymore, its Fully Ramblomatic... the Mighty No. 9 of review shows.
Maybe he's "Red Ash" because his new background's red and his manhood's in ashes like the developer of OneShot.
 
The Windbreaker podcast, which is Second Winds version of Slightly Something Else had the topic of "The Fallacy of Finishing Games". I didn't listen as it has Nick, as well as not having Yahtzee, but I'm guessing it's how smug they are that they don't finish games, or that they do finish games, but only quick artsy indie games.

 
Potentially interesting video ruined by sticking some gormless twat in the corner. Horror games are always best played half-arsedly talking to someone else.
 
(and FFS, don't even get me started on Aaron)
I watched KeC very briefly because the let's drown out stuff was really good, some of the funniest stuff on youtube. I stopped watching when aaron sperged out while they were playing a fighting game because gabe called him by his middle name. I didn't find out the tranny thing till years later. But that freakout was so bizarre like maybe don't upload that one? Maybe edit out that one fight?
 
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I watched KeC very briefly because the let's drown out stuff was really good, some of the funniest stuff on youtube. I stopped watching when aaron sperged out while they were playing a fighting game because gabe called him by his middle name. I didn't find out the tranny thing till years later. But that freakout was so bizarre like maybe don't upload that one? Maybe edit out that one fight?
He doesnt edit anything!! That's why there is tons of dead air in the videos lol.
 
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Anyway, as I said at the start, I used to look up to Gabe as an example as someone who was pulling themselves out of the shitty hand they were dealt in life and turning it all around. Over time, I feel I've pieced the truth together in my head.. it truly is sad and pathetic how it all turned out, just another apple that didn't fall far from the tree.
Yeah, trust me bro I feel you.
I, for the longest time, really liked Gabe. He constantly preached health and fitness, kicking drugs and booze, and discipline. I jived with his sense of humor and enjoyed his wacky and self depreciating stories. He seemed like a genuinely fun guy.
However, after LDO ended I went over to KeC, and liked that content for a while. He and Aaron could bounce of each other well, and though it was a tiny channel it was a good time overall. We had fun. But fuckin’ Aaron man. That dude’s entire existence went downhill and now he’s just this weird fucked up troon, and I believe he drug Gabe down with him in some regards.
My issue with Gabe is that, like you said, he was on a great path but kept fucking around and that led to where we are now. He went from someone I would actually want as a teacher to just a loser.
I’m not going to go into pedo stuff, because frankly I don’t know much of what he’s been up to post like 2016 or so. I hope not though, that would fucking suck. But for what it’s worth, very little, I’m more suspicious of Aaron being into really weird shit. Maybe not illegal, but weird.
 
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I watched KeC very briefly because the let's drown out stuff was really good, some of the funniest stuff on youtube. I stopped watching when aaron sperged out while they were playing a fighting game because gabe called him by his middle name. I didn't find out the tranny thing till years later. But that freakout was so bizarre like maybe don't upload that one? Maybe edit out that one fight?
you wouldn't still remember what episode that was, would you? I am very interested in hearing Aaron spazz out, but there are too many fighting game episodes on their channel for me to sift through.

I still like Gabriel. but it is very evident that he is more depressed than back in the day and Aaron's transition shenanigans did not help. the banter in their videos from years ago was great, but now there isn't really anything to talk about? Or it's just Gabriel doing his DOS series alone
 
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So this video ends with Yahtzee making a joke about watching a young girl "become old enough to fill out a training bra" (and get beaten up by said girl's dad).

Its like... years ago I would've just accepted this as a tasteless joke, but these days its hard to hear this without immediately thinking its a red flag.

What do you think?
 
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