Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Nick has not felt like playing vidya for 2 years, but he wants to so karaoke streams

Hope he sings the “Mandy” song (& makes a million dollars)

I might be late and gay, but has anyone else notice how held sad and broken he looks in this thumbnail?

Seriously looks like he’s been crying.

 

[waffle]

This poor fucking girl. This isn't some "Oh look at my daughter's healthy coping mechanism". This is a red flag that there is something deeply wrong and she deserves parents who will recognize and address it rather than blasting her personal business on the internet.

He has said several things about that kid that sound like red flags that she either has serious mental health issues or is being molested, and he always just laughs it off as her beingn a quarky funster who's just a little difficult.

Edit to be clear: I make no allegations that Nick is doing any molesting.

 

[LiquidKid]

"you" couldn't afford Kayla

Frankly she’s not the kind of woman that’s worth having to “afford.”
I’m all for finding actual love and starting a family, but we all know what a transactional spouse looks like, and it’s not Kayla. If Kayla is the best trophy wife you can find, then you’re either too poor to be appealing to a real trophy, or you’re so repulsive that fat greasy Muslim men are more appealing

 

[Neetorino]

He has said several things about that kid that sound like red flags that she either has serious mental health issues or is being molested, and he always just laughs it off as her beingn a quarky funster who's just a little difficult.

Edit to be clear: I make no allegations that Nick is doing any molesting.

To me, and I'm not any variety of mental health expert, it sounds like attention seeking from neglect. Stressed and need someone to focus on you? Start singing loudly so someone checks on you. I'm from a large family and have seen middle kids and the youngest ones act out in strange ways for attention, so it could even be accidental neglect just because there's so many other siblings with events that need attention more.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hope he sings the “Mandy” song (& makes a million dollars)

I hope someone suggests it to him. That would be funny.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

To me, and I'm not any variety of mental health expert, it sounds like attention seeking from neglect. Stressed and need someone to focus on you? Start singing loudly so someone checks on you. I'm from a large family and have seen middle kids and the youngest ones act out in strange ways for attention, so it could even be accidental neglect just because there's so many other siblings with events that need attention more.

I doubt the neglect is accidental. He's a covert narcissist which means he can't really be bothered with the kids.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick should recreate this for his karaoke extravaganza, and have Josh do Chuck's part.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm from a large family and have seen middle kids and the youngest ones act out in strange ways for attention, so it could even be accidental neglect just because there's so many other siblings with events that need attention more.

Just being a 24/7 alcoholic piece of shit is benign abuse and neglect at best, even if the drunk doesn't beat the kids or yell at them. It's showing you care so little about them you check out mentally and might as well be physically absent too.

 

[elb]

- Lots ofnpeoppe are asking Nick to review comics. After mugging the camera for 15 seconds, he explains he COULD as an English/Creative Writing major break down the elements that he knows just fine, but he is not familiar with the storytelling conventions of comics. Comics are for 'a certain demographic'..

- He explained his unfinished tattoo again. He is 'friends' with his artist and they messageback and forth. The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service. Nick always tips well and treats people well to get this. Nick is just really likeable. He can figure people out real quick and get along with anyone.

- He looked like Edward Snowden when he dropped all that information on the US intelligence community. They wore the same glasses even.

- Nick repeated his story about working for Circuit City as a teenager and watching the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' a lot on the advert loop in the music secrion, but how he could do it forever. He idolized Spears. There are other music videos he hates from that time.

- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.

 

[Swole McPole]

He has said several things about that kid that sound like red flags that she either has serious mental health issues or is being molested

"How often have I told you not to interrupt me when I'm streaming? Uncle Drex will come up and read you a story."

 

[Chibitzen]

Wow. Sounds tough! Must be why Kayla has been stuck in bed/ incapable of doing the slightest thing for herself lately. That or she had another “surgical procedure”. Nick had to make her breakfast in bed on that locals stream, had to make her ramen & left his stream last week (the day show?) because Kayla was preparing to leave & he had to start the car for her.

It reflects just as badly on him. By enabling his wife to remain infantile, he's keeping her dependent on him. It's his primary method of control, just like when Mr. "I'm friends with everybody!" "I just want to help!" uses the buddy buddy persona to keep others on a tighter leash... After all, they can't break up with him because he would never break up with others. If they do, they get to hear the 9hr copestream version of how they're the true mental illness in the relationship and how he doesn't break up or get mad at people ever. He's very very stable. People like this eventually become smothering and insufferable and it's not hard to see why.

No one should ever let themselves become so helpless they won't do for themselves. It's setting a bad example for the kids too. Are they going to be able to self-manage without Nanny Uber, the Snack Fairy to whisk them away like Peter Pan when life gets too tough?

 

[Anticipointment]

How is sober Nick even more pompous, obnoxious & gay then drunk Nick?

Funny that Nick considers himself above those in the service industry. He’s basically still in it & the lack of viewers & superchats indicate that he sucks at his “job”.

The tattoo guy will “probably have an erection”? Wtf. Only if he’s getting hard over the amount of money he’s scamming this idiot into paying for a cringy tattoo.

“My face looks like a used catchers mit that was used to clean up a porn site.” Nailed it.

The obsession with being attractive to men is really lending credence to the eventual troon arc.

 

[Kit Marz]

Nick admits that he masturbates too much to have ever had a wet dream. He really wishes that he's had at least one in his life. Can alcoholic 45 year olds even get wet dreams?

 

[Strix454]

- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.

More and more, all his talk, goals and mannerisms are those of a middle age gay man. Dax should probably give converting him another try. The obsession with trying to get back to the skinny un-muscled body of a college freshmen nerd is rather strange. But then so is being such a woman that you are fishing for complements from men.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I might be late and gay, but has anyone else notice how held sad and broken he looks in this thumbnail?
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He came back to work after a year long vacation and his boss doesn't respond to his email whether his contract will be extended, you'd be sad too.

 

[Chibitzen]

More and more, all his talk, goals and mannerisms are those of a middle age gay man. Dax should probably give converting him another try. The obsession with trying to get back to the skinny un-muscled body of a college freshmen nerd is rather strange. But then so is being such a woman that you are fishing for complements from men.

Agreed. Nick is so close to the edge, we can only assume it'll only take a couple more dice rolls before he finally leaves the closet. He's just waiting for the right dialogue choices, so Dax should just keep trying for Persuasion at this point. The worst that happens is he rolls a Nat 1, we learn NIck's dick was recently broken from too much masturbation to get erect at the thought of basically anything. Not even poor Kayla eating her ramen in bed.

This development then forms into an epic 9 Hour+ Gay Denial Stream, where we learn stories about being black and gay from the mean streets of Houston. You see, Houston isn't just massively racist, they're apparently homophobic as well. Nick would know... but not directly, of course...!

I can truly believe he went in for a Creative Writing degree as his own spoken personality profile more and more reflects that of a badly written NPC. Maybe he's some sad fuck we meet in an LGBT-friendly AAA title, which triggers an overly enthusiastic exchange of dialogue over a petty miniquest. I can see where he saw so much of himself in MANdy. They both act like they're cartoons. Maybe it's a gay male repression thing... who knows.

Edit: 2 pages away!

 

[Neetorino]

I doubt the neglect is accidental. He's a covert narcissist which means he can't really be bothered with the kids.

Just being a 24/7 alcoholic piece of shit is benign abuse and neglect at best, even if the drunk doesn't beat the kids or yell at them. It's showing you care so little about them you check out mentally and might as well be physically absent too.

Oh absolutely, I was just being generous and letting the optimism take hold. I'm sure the only reason Nick is even aware that the poor kid has this coping mechanism is because of some visitor pointing it out.

He really wishes that he's had at least one in his life.

Is a wet dream some life changing experience? I can't remember if I ever had one and I don't think I'm any worse off for it, but maybe I'm missing some huge revelation you can only get from dream sex and messy boxers in the morning.

 

[Kit Marz]

Is a wet dream some life changing experience? I can't remember if I ever had one and I don't think I'm any worse off for it, but maybe I'm missing some huge revelation you can only get from dream sex and messy boxers in the morning.

There's no grand experience from them. Unless you like waking up in the middle of the night only to find out you need to change your underwear.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

How is sober Nick even more pompous, obnoxious & gay then drunk Nick?

It's really weird™. Other than his stream about KF I haven't been able to bear watching many of the clips on Elissa's channel.

He seems a lot more creepy and sleazy now while "sober" than before, and it appears like the main storyline this month was his obsession with being shirtless and talking about how amazing he looks shirtless, which seems kind of weird™, alongside (sometimes at the same time) an increase in the funny joke "I am gay, it's a joke, get it? HAHA" which seems kind of funny™.

Once again, kudos to @elb for sitting through this.

By the way: the way he talks about the tattoo artist loving him reminds me of how Ralph talked about the Russian saleswoman at the Armani store who Ralph admitted he bought his first purse from because she was flirting with him, meaning that he has to carry a purse everywhere now or the alogs win. At least Ralph could stop doing that, Nick is tattooed forever.

He pulled $5 more on rumble than YT. The big story is the massive drop in viewers: yesterday: 9266 and today: 5777. I don't how you go about explaining that.

The variance comes from whether or not Rekieta is being pushed on the front page of Rumble or not. For most of 2023 he was a lock for the very top of the front page. Starting around last month, he's been on and off. Not really sure what that's about. He clearly hasn't converted any of the front page viewers to long-term fans since his viewership collapses every time he's not on the front page. I'd say it's a safe bet to expect him to be off a lot more now that they have a ton more content from Barstool.

Wow. Sounds tough! Must be why Kayla has been stuck in bed/ incapable of doing the slightest thing for herself lately. That or she had another “surgical procedure”. Nick had to make her breakfast in bed on that locals stream, had to make her ramen & left his stream last week (the day show?) because Kayla was preparing to leave & he had to start the car for her.

These stories are making less and less sense all the time. She can't start the car herself?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Is a wet dream some life changing experience? I can't remember if I ever had one and I don't think I'm any worse off for it, but maybe I'm missing some huge revelation you can only get from dream sex and messy boxers in the morning.

It happens if you don't jerk off 24/7 after you figure out that you can. There's no way Nick would stop jerking off long enough to have one.