Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Kosher Dill]

Phil's just too cheap to buy her a seatbelt extender. Do you know many millihogans those things cost?

 

[Braowbun]

It seems kinda weird that Jasper seems much more friendly with Phil than Khat. Wasn’t it supposedly Khat who wanted a cat?

Yet here she is, clearly not used to the cat, and going out of her way to avoid Jasper jumping on her lap.

Fat, dumb and doesn’t like cats.

I have a hard time imagining a more unappealing woman than Khat.

Yeah that was what I was failing at getting across.
She hates that bloody Jasper-Kitty.
It just doesn't make any sense. Remember when he shut her out of the child conversation both times with chat.
He mentioned perhaps getting an animal.
I bet she has dark sweet fantasies about specific Doordash drivers.

 

[Braowbun]

Even her hair is vaguely Phil-esque. Short and dark, all she'd have to do is wet it back. Disturbing.

He is slowly morphing his women into the men he'd like to fuck.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Phil's anti-Japanese rhetoric totally snuffed out 2017 Kat.

I still find it odd that all of her old social media shit is still up. Maybe she forgot the passwords

 

[fresh pair of socks]

DSP dropped Kat off at work and needs to pick her up tonite. Kat has apparently lost her driving privileges.

Do we know if she can still fit in the door? Maybe Phil has to tie her to the roof.

 

[Fapcop]

Do we know if she can still fit in the door? Maybe Phil has to tie her to the roof.

Gonna rate you optimistic for thinking that would work without the pillars collapsing and the roof caving in.

DSP dropped Kat off at work and needs to pick her up tonite. Kat has apparently lost her driving privileges.

We know that she used to drive herself to work: See also the stolen hubcap mini saga.

Between her massive weight gain, her mental processing speed on stream and sudden inability to drive to work, I wouldn’t be surprised if Khat is on some anti psychotics or mood stabilizers.

Phil probably heard the pharmacist say that the medication has a warning triangle and that she should be careful with driving if she experiences sedation or gets woozy from them. Phil of course understood that as: “And you shouldn’t drive, ever, ever, ever!”, gave a worried SNORT, and told Khat that he’d have to drive her.

 

[Brother Wind]

So I for one am glad we got whatever mod made this blunder fired.

 

[Collections Agent]

Good for her for finding the guy who literally just wanted to say he has a wife and had no other requirements whatsoever

 

[We Are The Witches]

So I for one am glad we got whatever mod made this blunder fired.

It just makes people unable to choose an option for less than 200 pounds, which is amusing by itself.

 

[millais]

Maybe when Fat Kat was driving alone, the tires on the left side of the Toyota were wearing out too fast. Balanced weight on both sides of the vehicle would help with even wear on the tires.

 

[BlastMonk]

He is slowly morphing his women into the men he'd like to fuck.

So a reflection of himself since hes a total narc?

 

[HerrKlicks]

Yeah that was what I was failing at getting across.
She hates that bloody Jasper-Kitty.
It just doesn't make any sense. Remember when he shut her out of the child conversation both times with chat.
He mentioned perhaps getting an animal.
I bet she has dark sweet fantasies about specific Doordash drivers.

I don't want to carry any torches for Khet but I believe her flinching as Jasper was on her lap was because Phil was going to grab him and was about to touch her. She interacted with Jasper fine before that.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Kat is very fat. Fat is very Kat.

Fat.

So a reflection of himself since hes a total narc?

Or maybe she's trying to look more like his mother? The only lady Phillip has ever truly had eyes for?

I do sympathize with the poor woman, imagine trying to get literally any attention and affection from a person like Phil. A paranoid monument to fearful attachment style in adults.

Jokes aside, her hair and style probably is an adaptation she's developed because Phil's become a solipsistic, asocial hermit so wrapped up in his own neuroses that the only way to get him to let his guard down a little bit is to try to look and act exactly like he does. It's a little bit fucked up.

 

[myone]

She interacted with Jasper fine before that.

I disagree, who pets a cat with their sweater?

Also, you could tell she was always paying close attention where the cat was going when it climbed up the chair or something.

That's the actions of someone who's anxious and not comfortable.

This is Phil's cat.

 

[grump]

Good for her for finding the guy who literally just wanted to say he has a wife and had no other requirements whatsoever

He probably minds because it was also about having a nice looking trophy to shake in front of the screen and by getting fat she blew one of the main purposes of having her and he hid her away in shame. But he doesn't give a shit in terms of actual sexual attraction so in that respect he's much less pitiable than all the other men whose wives blew up after putting the wedding ring on.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I disagree, who pets a cat with their sweater?

Also, you could tell she was always paying close attention where the cat was going when it climbed up the chair or something.

That's the actions of someone who's anxious and not comfortable.

This is Phil's cat.

The fact he had to tell her (the alleged owner of the cat) how to interact with it, tells you all you need to know.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I disagree, who pets a cat with their sweater?

Also, you could tell she was always paying close attention where the cat was going when it climbed up the chair or something.

That's the actions of someone who's anxious and not comfortable.

This is Phil's cat.

Kat looked happy when Jasper climbed up behind her at the start of their 1st stream, though.

Maybe she didn't want Jasper scratching up her legs, or she didn't want to need to stand up to show how fat she is. They purposely set her up lower in the 2nd stream.

 

[Braowbun]

I don't want to carry any torches for Khet but I believe her flinching as Jasper was on her lap was because Phil was going to grab him and was about to touch her. She interacted with Jasper fine before that.

It could be she is wearing tights or leggings. No ladders for Khet to nirvana.
It really feels like his family is a crumbling false facade.
I'd be surprised if they even know each other past inane food talk.

 

[Braowbun]

So a reflection of himself since hes a total narc?

Pretty much, Imagine remaking American Psycho with Dave as the lead character finding
derailed lesbians who are pissed drunk and filming them in bad ways with no music

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Kat looked happy when Jasper climbed up behind her at the start of their 1st stream, though.

Maybe she didn't want Jasper scratching up her legs, or she didn't want to need to stand up to show how fat she is. They purposely set her up lower in the 2nd stream.

It's also possible she's just extremely uncomfortable in general because she doesn't want to be on stream and she doesn't really know how to conduct herself. Much like Phil, Khet just has some weird mannerisms that I'm sure are even worse when she's on camera. Neither of them really know how to act/speak/function like normal people, and it's a minor miracle they don't just both start T-posing and rocking back and forth.