Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[gangster computer god]

I hope that they ask for money from one of their rich friends and fail again spectacularly. I can see Ian begging h3h3 or another big content creator for funding for "muh charity event" and it going even deeper in the red than last time. I wonder if that "Logan Paul is trying to steal Creator Clash" thing had any merit? I have not heard about it besides from that one video, but that may seriously fuck up their plans if it is serious.

TLDR for the uninitiated?

Spoiler: OFF TOPIC

From what I remember some black guy got into a debate with a breadtuber (formerly a redpiller) and then put together a 'villainous plot' to fuck up his whole life. Basically it culminated into the black guy sexting the breadtuber's onlyfans wife and her asking to be set up for an 'interracial piss gangbang'. The black guy then epically owned him by showing his wife's nudes on livestream along with the messages of her requesting the aforementioned 'interracial piss gangbang'. Bigbunjeeeeee's video on it is pretty good and concise.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>Newest podcast quick notes:

• Anisa gets visibly excited again when talking about food
  • wants her and Idubbbz to buy an applebees date pass for cheap food
• Anisa suggests a great content idea where they travel across America, rating scarecrows
• Anisa says her parent's didn't celebrate birthdays because they're too shy
  • yknow vs the usual "ME MUSLIM, WE DON'T CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS LIKE WHITE PEEPO, ME DIFFERENT, NOT LIKE OTHER HUMANS"
• They all have this common issue where they state observation as fact. Like if any of these retards cold just do a smidgen of research it would make this podcast more tolerable. "I saw on tiktok, I heard from a guy, etc" is not a good source
• School lunches
  • Dane, the overweight gamer in the room, says he hates Michelle Obama for taking away soda machines at school
  • Anisa says Canadians don't have cafeteria lunches and america is just SO HECCIN WEIRD FOR THAT??
    • In the same podcast minutes prior was like: omg yeah i used to eat pizza with choccy milk at school! (idk if this is a lie or not, being upset about school lunches is so fucking retarded)
  • Idubbbz asks for someone to reach out to him so he can try different school lunches across America
    • genuinely does this man have head trauma. All he does is talk about 90's cartoons and his childhood.
    • Anisa gets excited about a food related video
• Anisa says idubbbz would steal from vending machines because his hand was so thin. They are both proud of this. Idubbbz the millionaire at the time liked to steal soda from others.
• Anisa keeps interjecting throughout the whole fucking podcast "UMM IM CANADIAN, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???"
• They are open to voice memos through spotify and want viewers to send AITA, relationship questions etc, ie. GIVE US CONTENT because we're SO FUCKING BORING

>Anisa is so focused on removing her homer simpson mouth she erases her philtrum. She would rather be a FAS baby than have wrinkles. (I bring this up bc she used to call Venti a FAS baby all the time and it's very ironic)


>Anisa has created a fanbase that would rather see her clothed, than naked.


>Super sex worker queen getting her bag and winning the stock market talks about shopping at goodwill and using leftover apps for easy brekkie. With this and their office closing, they must be really financially struggling.

Also before you call me petty for bringing this up, idgaf if people use goodwill or cheap food apps, power to you. I bring it up because both Anisa and idubbbz were shitting on their fanbase/haters for being walmart shopping, poorfags. Flaunting their $18k tattoos, $5k purses, $1k shoes etc - and now they've resorted to scaling back their lifestyle. They truly thought they earned everything they got when in reality their life was funded entirely by luck and their fans. Never feel bad for them, they spent $250k to please influencers for clout.

 

[JelloJerk]

genuinely does this man have head trauma. All he does is talk about 90's cartoons and his childhood.

I don't think it's a stretch to say that when someone's life sucks really bad, they likely just spend all their free time thinking about childhood.

(I bring this up bc she used to call Venti a FAS baby all the time and it's very ironic)

This is interesting because I always thought Anisa just ignored the Venti videos. Unless this was before the videos?

With this and their office closing

I can't remember if this was brought up in the thread before or if it's new info. Poor bastard will now have no escape from pear head.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

I don't think it's a stretch to say that when someone's life sucks really bad, they likely just spend all their free time thinking about childhood.

This is interesting because I always thought Anisa just ignored the Venti videos. Unless this was before the videos?

I can't remember if this was brought up in the thread before or if it's new info. Poor bastard will now have no escape from pear head.

From what I gather, her and Venti were actually friends or at least acquainted at one point, evidenced by their DMs seen in Venti's video. Anisa likely tried to downplay and write it off as "oh my God, look at this psycho who did all this research on me! She's creepy!!" I remember Anisa saying that, though I can't find the exact Tweet. While Venti can be a bit petty about Anisa, ironic; what did Ian say about that irrelevant guy in the content deputy when he said the same thing about Ian's content cop?

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

This is interesting because I always thought Anisa just ignored the Venti videos. Unless this was before the videos?


I can't remember if this was brought up in the thread before or if it's new info. Poor bastard will now have no escape from pear head.

Anisa would insult Venti on stream and twitter by calling her a sid, hammer head, FAS baby. This is before and after Venti’s content cop.

Their office lease is up soon and they talked about downsizing offices in the previous podcasts. It’s more likely they just won’t have an office at all because they make like, $500 on the patreon? It’s not financially feasible to rent out another space when the only other employee who comes in is Dane. Also Idubbbz made Dane move from California to Washington for this job lmao

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

>Anisa has created a fanbase that would rather see her clothed, than naked.

Gym Sperging inbound.
I fucking hate that hip thrusts have become the new trendy workout to GeT a bIg As$. In my experience they're incredibly overrated and you're better off doing squats, especially deep goblet squats with kettle bells. These hip thrust hoes take up so much space and equipment to do these substandard lifts. Speaking as a male who usually only does normal bar squats, my ass is noticeably bigger than when I wasn't doing them, and I can't even get as deep as I should because I have shitty flexibility. TLDR, of course this silly bitch says "Thrusts > Squats".
Then again what should I have expected after that deadlift video.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Anisa suggests a great content idea where they travel across America, rating scarecrows

I don't think even the best current AI could come up with a list of more boring shit than Anisa brainstorming "fun, creative" ideas

Idubbbz asks for someone to reach out to him so he can try different school lunches across America

• genuinely does this man have head trauma. All he does is talk about 90's cartoons and his childhood.
• Anisa gets excited about a food related video

His brain has found a happy place to escape from Anisa

Anisa says idubbbz would steal from vending machines because his hand was so thin. They are both proud of this. Idubbbz the millionaire at the time liked to steal soda from others.

Sounds like those skills will be coming in handy soon with all the financial sperging lately

Anisa keeps interjecting throughout the whole fucking podcast "UMM IM CANADIAN, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???"

I would definitely expect this kind of culture shock coming from the exotic and far away lands of Canada. How long has this bitch lived in the US now?

Anisa has created a fanbase that would rather see her clothed, than naked.

So a fanbase of people with eyes?

Anisa would insult Venti on stream and twitter by calling her a sid, hammer head, FAS baby. This is before and after Venti’s content cop.

Their office lease is up soon and they talked about downsizing offices in the previous podcasts. It’s more likely they just won’t have an office at all because they make like, $500 on the patreon? It’s not financially feasible to rent out another space when the only other employee who comes in is Dane. Also Idubbbz made Dane move from California to Washington for this job lmao

Jesus, imagine actually moving states to make content with some guy who pulls less viewers with 10x the number of subs LMAO

 

[Charnel Ground]

Their office lease is up soon and they talked about downsizing offices in the previous podcasts. It’s more likely they just won’t have an office at all because they make like, $500 on the patreon? It’s not financially feasible to rent out another space when the only other employee who comes in is Dane. Also Idubbbz made Dane move from California to Washington for this job lmao

They are paying money for this utility closet ass space?! I thought it was their fucking basement. God these two are dumb. Even if they thought this podcast was going to be a big enough hit to necessitate an office of its own why would they rent this absolute shitbox and not something nicer?

And then they scatter some random crap around the room and put up some Five Below floating shelves. They couldn't even put in the effort to throw a logo up on that black curtain or something.

They could just arrange some knicknacks on and near a table at their home. They could probably rent an office for FREE at the public library and bring a green screen for the background and it would look better than this hovel. Fuck, these days they probably have a green screen at the public library if not an entire podcasting setup that you can use by booking online and then presenting your library card at the circulation desk.

 

[BigNig]

Caleb Hammer runs a major podcast production with guests out of his house and now that his business is 10000x bigger than theirs he's CONSIDERING getting an office space. In Austin Texas, which is considerably cheaper than Seattle. I sound like a broken record if you've read the thread, but it makes no sense for them to live in one of the most expensive cities in the US when they could make their content in rural Wyoming. What collaboration or networking are they doing that is providing a return on that investment? Absolutely nothing.


Imo, Ian's scuffed attempt at another content cop that he didn't even have the balls to call a content cop was an attempt to return to form since they're bleeding money. CC3 isn't the gravy train they hoped it'd be, the streams and the podcast viewership is just completely abysmal, and they still want to live the coastal douchetuber lifestyle. I seem to remember Anisa saying in some podcast something along the lines of "I don't know why everyone thinks we're millionaires" (maybe someone knows the source on that, I can't find it) but if my memory is accurate and she's not playing dumb about Ian's ad revenue in the youtube monetization golden age, and they indeed have burned through their money to the point hey have less than $1m they are gonna have to make major lifestyle adjustments yesterday and get day jobs to sustain. know they have at least one or two properties in Seattle but if they mortgaged those (for some reason) and don't own them outright it could be possible.

 

[Godmode]

They are paying money for this utility closet ass space?! I thought it was their fucking basement. God these two are dumb. Even if they thought this podcast was going to be a big enough hit to necessitate an office of its own why would they rent this absolute shitbox and not something nicer?

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And then they scatter some random crap around the room and put up some Five Below floating shelves. They couldn't even put in the effort to throw a logo up on that black curtain or something.

They could just arrange some knicknacks on and near a table at their home. They could probably rent an office for FREE at the public library and bring a green screen for the background and it would look better than this hovel. Fuck, these days they probably have a green screen at the public library if not an entire podcasting setup that you can use by booking online and then presenting your library card at the circulation desk.

Not only did they piss away $ on an office, but they pissed away $ on a set design company proving once again how fucking retarded they are.

Countdown to Anisa starting some sort of drama with this guy because she can't have anyone more popular on there?

I've been predicting this since the first episode. Dane and Ian have a better rapport/chemistry than Ian and Anus, and you can see her seething about it.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Not only did they piss away $ on an office, but they pissed away $ on a set design company proving once again how fucking retarded they are.

Wait, for real? What "set"?!

 

[Godmode]

Wait, for real? What "set"?!

It was discussed a couple months ago. They might have been talking about Dax Flame's "set", but they brought in a professional set design company. Because in Anus's mind it makes more sense to pay some bullshit company 10 grand or whatever than to buy a desk, a couple chairs and a can of paint.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

It was discussed a couple months ago. They might have been talking about Dax Flame's "set", but they brought in a professional set design company. Because in Anus's mind it makes more sense to pay some bullshit company 10 grand or whatever than to buy a desk, a couple chairs and a can of paint.

Yup. That's the Creator Clash logic; spend more money, make more money. That's why I'm convinced that part of it was her idea and because Anisa doesn't do anything with accountability besides shove it up her ass, she made Ian take the fall.

 

[JelloJerk]

They are paying money for this utility closet ass space?! I thought it was their fucking basement. God these two are dumb. Even if they thought this podcast was going to be a big enough hit to necessitate an office of its own why would they rent this absolute shitbox and not something nicer?

Now that you mention it, anyone know for sure if it's the same space where he streams and films his YouTube videos now?

Same drab, depressing colouring. Surely it's just one office that's bigger than I thought, and not that they rented two separate offices...

but it makes no sense for them to live in one of the most expensive cities in the US when they could make their content in rural Wyoming.

See, you're not thinking with poz brain. Why would they move to rural Wyoming, or any other FLYOVER state?! It's full of bigots and uneducated people! The extra price you pay to be in Seattle is to be culturally enriched and having the privilege to meet so many creative and forward thinking people.

Anyway, here's episode 15 of the podcast. Finally, I can go play my fucking videogames now.

GUESS THAT SONG! feat. Joaquin - She Ruined My Career! #15 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa [Uploaded Jan 23, 2024]

Previous episodes:
Episode 1 and 2
3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14

 

[Metatron]

I'd also add on that she'd leave him the moment he stood up to her in a significant way, but he's got no balls so that'll never happen either.

She would have respected him a lot more if he told her to choose between OF and him when the OF saga happened.

Women like her need a very strong and secure man to provide her with guidance in life and prevent her BPD from ruining everything, including herself. Unfortunately for this stale bitch, no respectable man would want to do anything with her frigid ass.

Now it's way too late for Ian. He cannot reverse course, he cannot salvage this mess. His reputation is in shambles, his body is covered with off the wall stickers, and his self-esteem is negative.

Everyone saw him lose a lot of money and dignity, everyone keeps making cuck jokes around him and everyone knows he constantly craps his pants thanks to this awful whore.

The YT money must be running low now and his streams draw in a very low number of people.

His paths are as follows:

- stay with her, fall into dark depression, forever medicated and or at a psych yard (likely)

- troon out and commit 42%. (Somewhat likely)

- hope that Anisa manages to monkeybranch to another man (not so likely, Anisa is too far gone for that to happen)

- he comes to the realization that he needs to drop this succubus, fix his hair and style and either make a redemption arc on YouTube with Sam Hyde, or find an actual job in real life (pretty unlikely)

The future doesn't look bright, Mr Johma.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

He could turn the tables on all of it, but the real reason he can't turn it around is because he's definitely in that weird drugged up spot where he can't face reality.
To admit that he made the wrong choice is to admit everything that lead up to it was wrong. Think about how many layers that is.
What I witness is a man who is so anesthetized he doesn't even feel any real emotions. At least before he had this edge to him that had to do with dissatisfaction.
Now it just seems like he wants to walk into the forest somewhere with his dog and hang out with some squirrels, leaving the world behind.

You can see him nearby his house, making his way up a hill towards his favorite trail with his trusty walking stick in hand. He carries a full canteen of spring water. He thinks about all the things in the forest that he can collect to do art projects. Maybe he'll even find a nice place to sit and enjoy the Seattle mist that surrounds the dewy evergreens on this lovely afternoon. He starts to pick up the pace, excited at the afternoons prospects. Breathing in deeply, the smell of pine sheddings that softly cushion his feet as he walks past ancient trees fills his nose. It is a good smell. The smell of forest life all around him, beckoning him to explore and see whats out there. Just then, he hears a voice calling out to him from behind, shrill and harsh. The voice is calling his name, which echoes off the mossy rocks, reverberating through his chest which tightens instinctively. The peaceful moment has been abruptly shattered. Suddenly it feels cold, and he shudders. As he turns to face the person calling out to him, a chill wind blows through his hair, nipping the exposed part of his ears. Around his thousand yard stare, his sullen face sinks. His nose wrinkles up and he blinks away what could be tears if he let them go. He can see who is calling out to him from whence he came. "Honey? It's time for our 4pm onlyfans shoot! Remember?" He croaks as he attempts to respond. His faithful dog's happy smile, formerly panting in the cool breeze as he walked alongside his best friend is now shut, and serious. Something is amiss. The dog cocks his head quizzically looking up at him. He can sense his master has stiffened up at the sound of the shrill call. Their eyes meet. "It's okay boy, we'll go on a walk next time."

Nah i'm just kidding, that doesn't sound like them at all. I'm just a parasocial hater.

 

[2020chan]

He can see who is calling out to him from whence he came. "Honey? It's time for our 4pm onlyfans shoot! Remember?"

I love your story but I think it's far more likely nowadays for her to be asking "Hey!? When are we going to get food? I want to try this place I saw...blah blah blah, CC3 blah blah blah, you lost twice blah blah. Why don't people like me blah blah?"
And the blahs go on for an eternity, every second she is awake, the blahs continue.

She would have respected him a lot more if he told her to choose between OF and him when the OF saga happened.

I agree, that was the time to either set boundaries or lose them and he just let her do what she wanted, even though everyone could see that he wasn't happy about it.
When did he start the antidepressants? It seems to me like he still had some passion in him when he put out the video about her doing onlyfans, even if it was misdirected at his audience instead of Anisa.

She broke his mind and now she's breaking his bank account. She's a regular Wreck-it-Ralph.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Vampirdžija]

Also before you call me petty for bringing this up, idgaf if people use goodwill or cheap food apps, power to you. I bring it up because both Anisa and idubbbz were shitting on their fanbase/haters for being walmart shopping, poorfags. Flaunting their $18k tattoos, $5k purses, $1k shoes etc - and now they've resorted to scaling back their lifestyle.

This gives me a headache because she just recently spent SO MUCH money, they still have some money left over considering their cushy living situation.
Just cook your own food, and none of that overpriced bio hipster asian ingredients crap- buy some veggies at the local market, you guys do nothing all day.

There's so many people that could use those cheap food apps more, but of course fatass Anisa needs her cheap pastries.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What is up with Ian's face? Did he get punched so hard his eyes drifted further apart? The shape of his eyes have also changed. The side by side with young Ian is scary

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2015 vs. 2024

Its just a different lens or camera setting