Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Phalanges Mycologist]

As other have said I think the Finish thing is a total non- starter, she's either mentioned some connection to Chris with Finland like a Finish surname he's asked about, or maybe she's said she'd like to visit finalnd or Chris has latched onto it for some reason - it could just be that he thinks it sounds like someone speaking in tongs to him (he's tried this many times before), it could be some weird thing he's latched onto with Pony, Sonic or other lore - hell it could be something as simple as him just finding something he likes and running with it as weird new obsession.

She's likely an American Citizen, living a shortish air hop from Chris who's doing something for clout, or influence over Chris an has some weird connection to Praetor either before her initial contact with OPL or shortly after - hell she could genuinely like him as a person or feel sorry for him and is misguidedly trying to be a friend to him - This is chris we are talking about and lets be honest weirder shit has happened.

If we drop the finish angle it opens up a lot more possibilities, and also closes off more weirder connections that are likely dead ends - this far we don't know much but.

1) She's got no or a minor online presence.
2) She's aware of the internet to even be aware of Chris in the first place.
3) Any presence she DOES have is either so minor it's not been found or it's minor and gets lost amongst the noise of others.
4) She's aware of people trying to find who she is, and is either secure in her anonymity or has managed to scrub herself off the internet.
5) She's short and has long hair.

That's the sum total of what we know so far but considering Chris got doxed by a fucking Door knob of all things we will find out more information and it will likely be from something we've either seen and missed or will get dropped by Chris at some point likely by accident and I think phrasing questions is the way to get Chris to spill more details get him riding high an on a flow stroke his ego and then slip in questions around the topic of Flutter or ones likely to get him to over share.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Speculation:

Is there a chance that Flutter hasn't even actually taken any flights into/out of Charlotte and having Chris meet her at that Airport is a diversion? When Chris picks her up from the airport she could have arrived by other means like a bus or being dropped off by someone else well before Chris arrives. On departure she could get out of the car and say her goodbyes to Chris and then just hang out or hide in the bathroom for 20 minutes until Chris is definitely gone and then just never go past security and instead divert to another area where she can be picked up or leave the airport by other means. All she would have to do is claim to be on a certain flight and pull up that number to show him when she has to arrive based on departure time. Chris probably isn't asking to see her boarding pass, and even if he did it would be easy to fake one because almost everyone gets QR boarding passes nowadays delivered their email.

 

[King Kiwi]

@Glassshardballpit consider the possibility that Chris is being irritatingly non-boastful because he’s plowed Flutter’s Finnish vag and mouth so much that he’s become one of those genuine honest and true alpha males who don’t even mention sex because it happens so often to them

for alpha CHADS like Chris Chad, being blown is such a common mundane occurence that bragging about it would be like bragging about drinking water

I wonder what Flutter thinks of the fact that people all around the world are using their brains visualize her blowing Chris Chad?

Uhhh...no.

No thanks.

Speculation:

Is there a chance that Flutter hasn't even actually taken any flights into/out of Charlotte and having Chris meet her at that Airport is a diversion?

Now why hasn't this come up before? A diversionary tactic! Making us think she's flying out Charlotte. That crafty son of a bitch.

other have said I think the Finish thing is a total non- starter, she's either mentioned some connection to Chris with Finland like a Finish surname he's asked about, or maybe she's said she'd like to visit finalnd or Chris has latched onto it for some reason - it could just be that he thinks it sounds like someone speaking in tongs to him (he's tried this many times before), it could be some weird thing he's latched onto with Pony, Sonic or other lore - hell it could be something as simple as him just finding something he likes and running with it as weird new obsession.

She's likely an American Citizen, living a shortish air hop from Chris who's doing something for clout, or influence over Chris an has some weird connection to Praetor either before her initial contact with OPL or shortly after - hell she could genuinely like him as a person or feel sorry for him and is misguidedly trying to be a friend to him - This is chris we are talking about and lets be honest weirder shit has happened.

This is something I'm going to have to really agree with.

If Flutter has any connections with Finland I doubt she actually lives there right now and may have just been some random shit she came up with so Chris wouldn't actually know where she lives and said she just had a connecting flight to Finland.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Speculation:

Is there a chance that Flutter hasn't even actually taken any flights into/out of Charlotte and having Chris meet her at that Airport is a diversion? When Chris picks her up from the airport she could have arrived by other means like a bus or being dropped off by someone else well before Chris arrives. On departure she could get out of the car and say her goodbyes to Chris and then just hang out or hide in the bathroom for 20 minutes until Chris is definitely gone and then just never go past security and instead divert to another area where she can be picked up or leave the airport by other means. All she would have to do is claim to be on a certain flight and pull up that number to show him when she has to arrive based on departure time. Chris probably isn't asking to see her boarding pass, and even if he did it would be easy to fake one because almost everyone gets QR boarding passes nowadays delivered their email.

A guy behind the december 20 sighting flew with her from Charlotte, so no.

 

[atorie]

@Glassshardballpit consider the possibility that Chris is being irritatingly non-boastful because he’s plowed Flutter’s Finnish vag and mouth so much that he’s become one of those genuine honest and true alpha males who don’t even mention sex because it happens so often to them

for alpha CHADS like Chris Chad, being blown is such a common mundane occurance that bragging about it would be like bragging about drinking water

I wonder what Flutter thinks of the fact that people all around the world are using their brains visualize her blowing Chris Chad?

When you put it that way, I don't think it's prudish to assume that Flutter is at least 1 month pregnant with chris' baby, and in 8 more months we'll finally have our god-given Crystal Weston Chandler! (or Reginald, of whom which Chris will throw into the meat grinder a-la male baby chicks and try again)

 

[AnOminous]

it could be some weird thing he's latched onto with Pony, Sonic or other lore - hell it could be something as simple as him just finding something he likes and running with it as weird new obsession.

That's true. He mainly developed his obsession with G3 MLP because of Megan but then kept on with it long after Megan was gone.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I highly doubt she's from Finland. She (reportedly) doesn't have an accent and I find it hard to believe that someone would fly all the way from Finland to date anyone, much less Chris.

She probably said she's of Finnish descent and that resulted in Chris trying to learn Finnish due to his autism

I think the Praetor agent theory makes sense, especially with how she's covering herself from photos being taken

Praetor would want someone to keep an eye on Chris in order to prevent something like the GameStop macing of 2014 or other troubles the Tranny Anti-Christ would inevitably get into.

Idk how it sounded in the post for you, but yeah, I also don't think she went from Finland. I personally believe that she is of finnish descent and living somewhere in the US.
Now, that being said, since Charlotte shit was a connecting flight, this means that Flutter can be from nearly everywhere BUT Virginia.

And North Carolina, which leaves us with 48 states left.

Flutter, it's okay, we just want to make you don't get knocked up with Crystal. That and if you're a Finnish Cabbage Viking sorceress.

Also Flutter if you really are infatuated with Chris, it's best to not to continue courting him. We know what happens when an (actual) woman tries to get romantically involved with Chris. You don't want to end up like the Suitress Fiona.

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned yet but I think I’ve pinned down the explanation for Flutter’s appearance. Turner Syndrome.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_syndrome

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I did see someone in the comment section of Smokey's video on Chris getting kicked out of the convention say she might've had an organ transplant when she was younger.

 

[King Kiwi]

When you put it that way, I don't think it's prudish to assume that Flutter is at least 1 month pregnant with chris' baby, and in 8 more months we'll finally have our god-given Crystal Weston Chandler! (or Reginald, of whom which Chris will throw into the meat grinder a-la male baby chicks and try again)

Crystal Weston Chandler.

 

[FinnSven]

Praetor would want someone to keep an eye on Chris in order to prevent something like the GameStop macing of 2014 or other troubles the Tranny Anti-Christ would inevitably get into.

As I keep pointing out, this falls down because to stop him doing shit, you have to have someone around him most of the time.

Even if they talk on the internet all day, he can still do that via smartphone.

Chris will lie, he is not one of the autists who fears or is incapable of lying due to their literal approach to life.
So even if she says “don’t go out to Walmart with your attraction sign and can of mace”, he will happily say he won’t and do it anyway.

In short, an effective wrangler needs to be with him most of the time he could run into trouble.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Autistic Screeching
*Finnish!* Not *Finish!* Would you call Poles *Polish* or *Polish*? RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anyway... There is something about Flutter that connects her to Finland. Chris would in no way bother with learning a bit of a language considered as difficult as Mandarin by the Defence Language Institute for Native English Speakers for all those hours unless he assumes there's a profit for him.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Would you call Poles *Polish* or *Polish*?

Pollish

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Pollish

Retarded.
As a Pole, I can confirm it's the correct form.

 

[Pedophobe]

Pollish

/pol/ish

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Autistic Screeching
*Finnish!* Not *Finish!* Would you call Poles *Polish* or *Polish*? RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anyway... There is something about Flutter that connects her to Finland. Chris would in no way bother with learning a bit of a language considered as difficult as Mandarin by the Defence Language Institute for Native English Speakers for all those hours unless he assumes there's a profit for him.

Pollish

Retarded.
As a Pole, I can confirm it's the correct form.

/pol/ish

Polack

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Polack

Pol-ACK

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

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Crystal Weston Chandler.

Just imagine Crystal hooking up with any of Ralph's guntspawn.

Then The End Times will truly commence.

 

[The handsome tard]

No one willingly stay near Chris without being one of the following

1- Insane as him (trannies or at least damaged goods)
2- Wishing to exploit him (He is an easy victims for criminals and scammers since he has a history of being extremely gulliable)
3- Wishing to humiliate him (similar to 2 except they think its the 2000's and Chris is still Classic Chris, idiots)
4- White Knighting for him (which is just...sad at this point. How little your self esteem needs to be for you to stand up to the village's local rapist idiot?)

Now, if you are to ask me which where I lean, I'd say its probably a bit of 1,2 and maybe 4? I think we are dealing with someone mentally fucked in her own way and she maybe found some way to take advantage of Chris but maybe she got some sort of attachment ? Probably from serious daddy issues. Not really a care per say but a pity from a pathetic pet.

Chris has demonstrated multiple times he will play along as long YOU play along so he doesnt seem to mind if a new connection is entirely fake, since with Chris, does it really has any difference to him?

@Glassshardballpit consider the possibility that Chris is being irritatingly non-boastful because he’s plowed Flutter’s Finnish vag and mouth so much that he’s become one of those genuine honest and true alpha males who don’t even mention sex because it happens so often to them

for alpha CHADS like Chris Chad, being blown is such a common mundane occurance that bragging about it would be like bragging about drinking water

I wonder what Flutter thinks of the fact that people all around the world are using their brains visualize her blowing Chris Chad?

Imagine your greatest life achievement is being sex-ed by Chris "Bent deformed Duck" Chan.

 

[Skitarii]

Imagine your greatest life achievement is being sex-ed by Chris "Bent deformed Duck" Chan.

False because finnish girls learn sex-ed from getting plowed by their closest male relatives

 

[Crass887]

Someone come shoot me, I don't want to live in a world where Chris gets a girl.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Speculation:

Is there a chance that Flutter hasn't even actually taken any flights into/out of Charlotte and having Chris meet her at that Airport is a diversion? When Chris picks her up from the airport she could have arrived by other means like a bus or being dropped off by someone else well before Chris arrives. On departure she could get out of the car and say her goodbyes to Chris and then just hang out or hide in the bathroom for 20 minutes until Chris is definitely gone and then just never go past security and instead divert to another area where she can be picked up or leave the airport by other means. All she would have to do is claim to be on a certain flight and pull up that number to show him when she has to arrive based on departure time. Chris probably isn't asking to see her boarding pass, and even if he did it would be easy to fake one because almost everyone gets QR boarding passes nowadays delivered their email.

The more I think about this, the more this makes sense

There is a very obvious and deliberate effort to obfuscate her background. Many forms of public transportation go to the airport. A lot of long form public transport, ie greyhound have terminals at or near airports.