Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Oxyjen]

Does this mean Phil has a job? Or have his grandparents died and he's pissing away his inheritance? I remember when they grifted the hundred grand on the Tranch and went straight out to buy a shiny new red tractor. I wonder what happened to that.

That was leased.
Phil is the heir to a decent size landlord empire. My theory is that his “job” is as handyman repair guy when tenants report problems, or making over rentals as they acquire new ones or as needed. Hence the sudden acquisition of all those contractor grade tools just before they moved out of the Tranch.

He might draw a significant wage from the business for doing that, and obviously won’t be paying rent or mortgage himself.

But its possible that he also exists like a teenage child and just mentions to gramps and granny if he needs something like a new car, and they buy it for him.

Either way, probably no shortage of money.

 

[stupid frog]

Would like to see Green Day one day.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/green-days-billie-joe-says-the-moral-panic-around-trans-kids-is-f-cking-closed-minded.180884/

 

[AirdropShitposts]

We begin with yesterday morning, he discusses his tits and how excited he is to show them off at Pride.

Remember to mark this down for when he doesn't do it, Pride's not that far away.

Later that evening he dips his toes into politics.

Trump got COVID back in 2020 before there were vaccines. Was kind of a big deal, he went to the hospital for a few days and everything.

I'd bring you a regular news source but I thought of one you might trust more:


Also because this turned up in a search for "trump covid" from Kevin, definitely read the last tweet:

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Kevin posted another candid moob shot where you can see the striae(?) extra well. Any woman I daresay would be upset by these results, but for Kevin it's okay because coooooooooom.

Spoiler: NSFL

Also sexually harassing the surgeon in the replies, just trans things.

Edit: picture of the lovely lady.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I have said before, he lives and behaves like a spoiled Chinese boy-emperor.

Though Mao wouldn't even bother trying to reeducate him.

 

[glass_houses]

Also sexually harassing the surgeon in the replies, just trans things.

The man's username is Bible Blackbelt, I doubt that this is a coincidence. I also doubt that the fact that every time the word 'lesbian' is used when the pre 2015 description would have been 'futanari' is a coincidence either.

Fucking troons.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Kevin posted another candid moob shot where you can see the striae(?) extra well. Any woman I daresay would be upset by these results, but for Kevin it's okay because coooooooooom.

Add peau d'orange to the list of "things that are actually heccin' affirming, you fucking TERF!", along with "period" cramps, the inability to open jars, and getting sexually objectified by random men.

 

[athousandrustynails]

It's fun to see that Kevryn and Shayna (retarded camwhore documented on Lolcow) are having exactly the same botched result in their boob jobs.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's fun to see that Kevryn and Shayna (retarded camwhore documented on Lolcow) are having exactly the same botched result in their boob jobs.

You can't just say that and not post Shayna's results for comparison.

 

[Positron]

Also sexually harassing the surgeon in the replies, just trans things.

The butcher deserves to have the vision of those monstrosities seared onto his memory.

 

[athousandrustynails]

You can't just say that and not post Shayna's results for comparison.

I wish I didn't have to save this image to my phone.

Spoiler: Fat Shat's Fucked Tits

This is one of the less bad pictures too. I cba scrolling any further. She has that angry redness and orange peel shit going on too.

 

[Flamin Park]

Kevin posted another candid moob shot where you can see the striae(?) extra well. Any woman I daresay would be upset by these results, but for Kevin it's okay because coooooooooom.

Spoiler: NSFL

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Also sexually harassing the surgeon in the replies, just trans things.
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Edit: picture of the lovely lady.
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That right sided one looks horrific, like the skin behind it has a cyst or some other kind of abnormal tissue growth, sure the left one is obviously an implant on a dude; but the right sided one is fixed entirely in place like it's being pushed against the skin

I'm so on board for kev's right sided mastectomy and uniboob

 

[TyrasGuard]

Is there anything about Kevin that isn't fucking botched? Holy shit.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Is there anything about Kevin that isn't fucking botched? Holy shit.

When the doctors are getting all their money from the state they give less of a fuck. Not like Kevvie can sue for malpractice.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Yesterday, I stumbled upon a goldmine of Kevin being Kevin since my last post here. Includes weight loss and surgery talk.

So on the 23rd, he was discussing exercising. Penny and Jen have been going on walks and to the gym. Good for them!

He tells us about how good it is when you find the right gym.

The other method of losing weight is that he stopped being a fat fuck and buying fat fuck shit from the store.

The next day, he discusses that it’s been 9 months since his revision surgery. I can’t believe it’s been 9 months, it feels like a lifetime ago.

Kevin has to dilate but his cat won’t let him get up!

Today is his last breast augmentation post op.

“Fag”

His surgeon informed him that stretch marks are caused by dry skin and he needs to hydrate. He also hornyposts.

Spoiler: Islamic

Now he needs to go see a gyno to see if a vulva/labia revision is “medically necessary”. It isn’t, but ok.

He was told he was not wasting his time by having the gyno taking

On the way home from the gyno, Kevin got a call from the voice training people. “today has been so Gender”, he concludes (yes, it has, indeed).

They got dinner later and Kevin spotted some “old dykes” taking to each other.

He’s been talking about Hazbin Hotel a lot but I omitted that for my sake and yours. I am sharing this because I was unaware of the iTunes thing and I’m sad I learned it from Kevin.

bonus retweet

In other news, Neck got a tattoo.

Spoiler: Pic

Not much else other than this extremely disturbing shit.

 

[Thumb Butler]

What a wasted opportunity for a (rope) neck tattoo.

 

[Pig Cups]

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How successful is he really going to be at this endeavor? We all remember the elliptical/treadmill saga, which lasted all of a couple of days. And he’s allergic to challenging himself at all, especially when it comes to physical activity…

It’s unfortunate (yet totally consistent with his character) that he only cares about getting some exercise now, not because he wants to boost his health and longevity, but only to satisfy the conditions for obtaining the next step in his never-ending dragon chase in pursuit of his fetish. I assume that’s the only useful motivator in his life to do anything.

I don’t think he’s being completely honest, especially with his claims that he’s knocked out consumption of sweets. His diet is surely just as shitty as it’s always been. Another factor is whether or not he’s still smoking weed the way he normally does (I vote ‘yes’). If he is, his weight loss will plateau and possibly reverse itself from all the munchies-induced snacking. Maybe the butchery motivation is sufficient, but I could see him pulling a Jack Scalfani and giving up once the plateau occurs/he doesn’t get the desired results fast enough.

 

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So on the 23rd, he was discussing exercising. Penny and Jen have been going on walks and to the gym. Good for them!

Kevin better be talking about the temperature when he says he's going to be hot this summer, because he'll lose his hair faster than he'll lose weight. He can't even maintain his lifelong sexual fantasy of being a pornographic stereotype of a woman by shoving a plastic tube to keep his glorified scar tissue unsealed. There's no way his caveman brain can comprehend the delayed gratification of exercise.

He's already crippled himself by being castrated. He might not be going for musculature, but the complete inability to produce testosterone, which is vital for muscle growth, fat loss, and is something women produce in small quantities, turns any weight loss into a sysiphean ordeal. Everything about his lifestyle works against him. Excessive masturbation is said to affect exercise effectiveness, he cannot strain himself because of his unhealing neovagina, and he definitely lacks the discipline to plan any routine or diet. The only time he'll lose weight is when his gimp caretaker's weekly burrito night gives him a full bowel cleaning.

Kevin is cope personified. If he cannot obtain something, he fetishizes what he has to justify his shortcomings. He hates bathing so he has a "musk" fetish. He can only attract other transgender sexpests so he's trans4trans. He's stated to have a fat fetish, so there's subzero expectations what he just said about exercising more is anything but just a momentary delusion he probably thought up during his two minutes of post-nut clarity. You have never seen an MtF look like anything other than a hunchbacked skinnyfat unless they were already a hulking gorilla or skeletonized bonebag going into their transition, and that's because countless physical and psychological factors which are necessary for you to be fooled into transitioning do not facilitate a mindset that is conductive towards fitness.

 

[Godchu]

In other news, Neck got a tattoo.

What even is that supposed to be?

 

[illhavetwo]

On the way home from the gyno, Kevin got a call from the voice training people. “today has been so Gender”, he concludes (yes, it has, indeed).

"I'm gonna have a voice that doesn't make me dysphoric finally"
Does Kevkev not realize it's voice TRAINING, as in, you have to put in a lot of effort and it's not the same as going under the knife for a few hours? I'm surprised he isn't aiming for voice feminization surgery, actually. It's probably not covered by insurance.,