Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Balldo's Gate]

Congrats to Cog for getting mentioned on Alex Stein's show on the Blaze!

Cog gets mentioned again later in the stream, for instance at 27:45. He is MASSIVE these days.

 

[PauperVita]

Congrats to Cog for getting mentioned on Alex Stein's show on the Blaze!

Cog gets mentioned again later in the stream, for instance at 27:45. He is MASSIVE these days.

I have some serious catching up to do.

Took me a while but I finally caught up on Jobless Jonny’s no good very bad day.

Yesterday was not shaping up to be a terribly interesting one for the Cogroach. He began his stream and other than taking a minute to rage at yet another White woman making fun of him, he talked about Ethan Ralph for 6 hours.

Big time feminine energy. Also important to point out Cog using his patented Def Cog 2 projection tactics. Cog cannot have children because his sperm count is fuck all from smoking pot 24/7 for decades.

But things picked up when it was announced that Andy Warski and PPP were going to appear on Alex Stein later that same evening. Cog immediately began seething with resentment on X/Twitter and on stream.

Cog then went into chat to beg Alex Stein to let him on the show to confront Warski and PPP as Alex Stein surprisingly knew a fair amount of the Cog lore including getting cucked on Christmas.

Predictably Cog is now sperging out on X/Twitter lashing out blindly at anyone. I am going to go enjoy that with my coffee.

 

[CringeMomma]

jc those chat messages are embarrassing :') like a teenage girl crying because she didn't get picked for homecoming queen. 'it really should be me' fookn yikes!!! you can tell he wasn't even thinking- just typing with raw emotion.

 

[PauperVita]

jc those chat messages are embarrassing :') like a teenage girl crying because she didn't get picked for homecoming queen. 'it really should be me' fookn yikes!!! you can tell he wasn't even thinking- just typing with raw emotion.

To be charitable to Cog, I am not sure of the exact context in which he said that and it may not be as bad as it appears but even so it is an embarrassing look for him.

 

[Geekthulhu]

To be charitable to Cog, I am not sure of the exact context in which he said that and it may not be as bad as it appears but even so it is an embarrassing look for him.

This used to annoy the absolute shit out of me about Cog. When he would get upset he would just sit in your chat and DEMAND to be let on. When Andy and I were doing the Warpath Cog somehow came up and I just simply said, "Good lord I don't like that guy, never have. I just honestly think his show is boring and he can't seem to remember shit even if he just read it and the constant audio clips playing doesn't help either.". He legit had a meltdown in the chat DEMANDING to be let on to tell me my OPINION on him is wrong and he will let me know why.

Told him to fuck off and this nigger decided he needed an all out war because someone he doesn't like said THEY don't like him for x,y and z. Crying on his show, Twitter, Discord and chats about it all fucking day. Cog is someone that nobody really cares to engage with. He is too stupid to understand why people don't want to engage with him, not because he is right or potentially "owning" you. It's just a futile exercise to try to have a conversation with someone that seemingly has brain damage and behavioral issues along with zero regulations on his emotions. I would rather reason with a child screaming for something than Cog.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog’s X/Twitter meltdown from today. Cog is really mad at the guy who does the Ralph stream snipes because he doesn’t hate the Kino Casino. Cog denies that his brother accused him of being a pedophile. Cog is mad that people saved his embarrassing tirade in Alex Stein’s chat. I missed a lot because Cogbot Spambot has resumed his habit of quote tweeting almost every tweet.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Cog - "I do this as a hobby"

 

[PauperVita]

Cog is claiming the Cog’s World in Alex Stein’s chat was a fake. I honestly am not sure what to believe. While my first assumption was that it was indeed a fake, Cog acknowledged the chats earlier today and did not say it was fake. I have archived that tweet



Cog has pointed out that his JewTube is all caps while the channel in Stein’s chat did not have all caps.




It is very peculiar that Cog would wait this long to dispute the authenticity, especially considering how embarrassing they are. I am not sure if I should remove the chats (fake?) or wait for something more definitive
@AltisticRight

 

[Feldgrau]

Likely fake imo. The "it really should be me" message is just a tad too much even for him. Great impression otherwise, and doing it on that guys channel with no mods who would care or know to check. Sadly, its probably Kinoshit and co.

 

[PauperVita]

Likely fake imo. The "it really should be me" message is just a tad too much even for him. Great impression otherwise, and doing it on that guys channel with no mods who would care or know to check. Sadly, its probably Kinoshit and co.

Unlikely, I checked and chemogay was one of the last to even boost the messages and had not even said anything about them at the time I posted them. I was initially wary of his involvement. Why wouldn’t Cog say they were fake when he first saw them almost 12 hours earlier? Cog was upset upon learning of the interview and seething on X when he woke up.

If that is in fact an impersonation, it is a very good one because it reads exactly like Cog.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Cog is claiming the Cog’s World in Alex Stein’s chat was a fake. I honestly am not sure what to believe. While my first assumption was that it was indeed a fake, Cog acknowledged the chats earlier today and did not say it was fake. I have archived that tweet

Guys.
It's a fake Cog account.
Stop being sad and believing fake shit.

Guys.
Did you notice something odd in that Tweet?
Cog is referring to himself in the third person.

 

[fridgesama]

Cog is claiming the Cog’s World in Alex Stein’s chat was a fake. I honestly am not sure what to believe. While my first assumption was that it was indeed a fake, Cog acknowledged the chats earlier today and did not say it was fake. I have archived that tweet
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Cog has pointed out that his JewTube is all caps while the channel in Stein’s chat did not have all caps.
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It is very peculiar that Cog would wait this long to dispute the authenticity, especially considering how embarrassing they are. I am not sure if I should remove the chats (fake?) or wait for something more definitive
@AltisticRight

Anyone could change their username whenever they want to, Youtube doesn't put hard restrictions on it. Must be Cog. I mean what else would he be doing besides watching KC and Ralph?

 

[Cringestorian X]

I mean what else would he be doing besides watching KC and Ralph?

cleaning his shit bucket

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog is claiming the Cog’s World in Alex Stein’s chat was a fake. I honestly am not sure what to believe. While my first assumption was that it was indeed a fake, Cog acknowledged the chats earlier today and did not say it was fake. I have archived that tweet

All of these youtube chat message stuff should be assumed fake, it used to be possible to click on the name and go to their channel.

I think YouTube stores IDs which should allow anyone to verify but I can't be arsed because it's Cog, and he's too boring.

 

[Elmo]

All of these youtube chat message stuff should be assumed fake, it used to be possible to click on the name and go to their channel.

I think YouTube stores IDs which should allow anyone to verify but I can't be arsed because it's Cog, and he's too boring.

All of the messages were swept from the replay chat regardless.

 

[AltisticRight]

All of the messages were swept from the replay chat regardless.

Jannies busy at work! Hope they're compensated well.

 

[PauperVita]

All of these youtube chat message stuff should be assumed fake, it used to be possible to click on the name and go to their channel.

I think YouTube stores IDs which should allow anyone to verify but I can't be arsed because it's Cog, and he's too boring.

Typically I would assume it is fake especially with JewTube. A few things make this an exception.

1. Those read identical to Cog, usually when you see fake JT channels in a chat they post bullshit over the top stuff. If this was an impersonation (and I am still not convinced that it is) then it is a very convincing one.

2. Cog acknowledged the chats and did not deny them or claim that is was an impostor or fake account. He waited close to 12 hours to do so giving him time to let the shame of it sink in, think of something and do whatever to say “look, it’s not real”. Cog is not one to let something fake go unchecked for so long, even if it is not fake.

3. There was no indication of the usual suspects being involved. Andy and PPP seemed to also think it was real as opposed to their normal pro wrestling kayfabe faggotry.

Cog is vacillating between wanting to be on Lolcow Live with Ethan Ralph and trying to prevent Ethan Ralph from appearing on Lolcow Live. This faggot routinely accuses people who make fun of him of trying to interfere with his ability to make money.

“It really should be me.”

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog is vacillating between wanting to be on Lolcow Live with Ethan Ralph and trying to prevent Ethan Ralph from appearing on Lolcow Live. This faggot routinely accuses people who make fun of him of trying to interfere with his ability to make money.

“It really should be me.”
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Let me guess. When he later finds out this is cringey demanding to come on someone's show. He will say a fake account again?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All of these youtube chat message stuff should be assumed fake, it used to be possible to click on the name and go to their channel.

I think YouTube stores IDs which should allow anyone to verify but I can't be arsed because it's Cog, and he's too boring.

It does.

1. Find the ID of the real account. (If it's not in the URL, go to the channel page and then click About - Share Channel - Copy Channel ID)
2. Use yt-dlp to download a copy of the live chat replay.
3. The file will be in json format and may be extremely large, parse it if you know how to do that, worst case open the file in a text editor and CTRL+F for the ID you're looking for.

Allegedly, the messages have been swept but even if they were I wouldn't care to verify because boring.

Cog is vacillating between wanting to be on Lolcow Live with Ethan Ralph and trying to prevent Ethan Ralph from appearing on Lolcow Live. This faggot routinely accuses people who make fun of him of trying to interfere with his ability to make money.

I think Ralph should replace Wings and Cog should replace Boogie. Something tells me Cog doesn't at least have the self-awareness of Ralph to recognize he'd be in the role of permanent Lolcow on Lolcow Live though.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Comments were swept from the live replay, so my first thought was maybe cog deleted them out of shame

Cog has pointed out that his JewTube is all caps while the channel in Stein’s chat did not have all caps.

Cog claims his account has always been COG'S WORLD, all uppercase.

However the font in cog's screenshot looks like something whipped up in MSPaint, plus it doesn't make sense to me that his name is uppercase but his channel @ isn't, so my second thought was he must've quickly changed his channel name to own the twitter haters.



Literally no one on the internet cares enough about cog to archive his youtube channel(s), so my only hope was maybe someone in this thread has bothered to screenshot something from dog's channel that proves whether or not he's telling the truth.

Let me guess. When he later finds out this is cringey demanding to come on someone's show. He will say a fake account again?

Ironically it was your exposé on cog's view botting that proved his channel has always been uppercase (and also he's bleeding subs lmao)

TL;DR Yes it's a fake account, kiwifarms btfo, jobless johnny wins again