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morimori-chan said:
I watched some episodes, it feels like an Eastern version of Happy Tree Friends with a more developed plot. It feels too edgy and slow at times, though.
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I suppose since we've both seen it, I have to ask if you'd be willing to help out with a possible OP for a LittleCuteCorpse/Pretty Blood thread. Because I think we might have a possible horrorcow on our hands.
 
Fiend Cat said:
I suppose since we've both seen it, I have to ask if you'd be willing to help out with a possible OP for a LittleCuteCorpse/Pretty Blood thread. Because I think we might have a possible horrorcow on our hands.
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Maybe, if LittleCuteCorpse displays questionable/strange behavior...

By the way, I have a Twitter lolcow. I don't know if it is a troll, but his account has been active for over a DECADE now, and he still has the same childish behavior from TEN years ago. He made his Twitter account when he was 19, this means he is almost 30 now. Meet EthanPage8, a rabid Disney and Thomas the Tank Engine fantard - also a rabid amourshipper.

He became especially infamous in the hellsite now for throwing a huge tantrum over Wish not doing well in the box office and blaming Palestine and Spiderverse for it:

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But if you dig the hole deeper, then you'll find a goldmine of lolcow behavior. Starting with the fact he rages in all caps while using stupid reaction images from children's media and dickriding Disney:

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"I DON'T CAWE IF WOWKERS AWE ABUSED, I WANT MY FUNNY MOUSE CAWTOONS! WAAAAAAAAAH!" - while trying to compare the situation to a baby show about choo choo trains:

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"WAAAAAAHHHH! THIS WEBOOT IS NOT WIKE MY BABY CHOO CHOO TWAIN SHOW I GWEW UP WITH!"

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His childish behavior dating back to WAY before 2019, which makes him very likely to be serious and not a troll:

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He also has a YouTube account, but the username is unknown because his old tweets only tell about the videos he liked. Anyways, animation is cinema and you should give movies outside the mouse's monopoly a chance. I'm not talking about Illumination or Blue Sky, but I'm talking about masterpieces such as Perfect Blue, Fantastic Planet and Belladonna of Sadness.
 
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Mr Pregnant/Atelston Fitzgerald Holder
I've been a lurker here for a bit, and decided to finally give back. I was looking for a charls clip a couple weeks back, namely mr.pregnant, and I happened upon this gem of a channel, sharing the same name. He's been around for a while, having a site(atelston.com, now suspended) for his schizoposting whose archive.org seems to go back to about 2017, but it seems to redirect to a site, mrpregnant.com (be patient, it's a whopper) that's been up since 2006. I'm surprised there are no threads about this guy. His upload pattern is erratic, almost reminds me of fedsmoker how he uploads in ~1 minute long segments, I'm not sure how deep the rabbit hole goes and I don't want to be a shitty OP so here's a freebie to anyone who enjoys researching. I've pulled a few of his newer videos that I enjoy out for your viewing pleasure

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You know after watching Joon the King’s documentary on him I’m surprised The Game Dude doesn’t have a thread. He’d go in Lolcows of History of course.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
You know after watching Joon the King’s documentary on him I’m surprised The Game Dude doesn’t have a thread. He’d go in Lolcows of History of course.
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I could be wrong when I post the following. I mean he doesn't have as much relevance of being a lolcow since the 2010s. The last we've heard was in late-2019 when he was on Twitter on support with Hong Kong. But even then, there has been a following and there could be some lolcow presence currently, so again, what I'm saying may be wrong.
 
Much like the TransHotline, the AUWU (Australian Unemployed Workers Union) is a faux-legal scam ring using people's money for their own champagne socialist lifestyles whose staff have repeatedly been caught abusing any naysayers or personal opponents. Their lowest nadir was leaving an unchecked Unemployment Help Line for nine months, leading to a distressed man ultimately killing himself.
Best clip about them
 
Zpop said:
Nicolas Sequeira. He’s fairly recent and I haven’t seen anyone here talk about him yet. I’m a regular reddit fag and I came across one of his spam posts from what I can assume is one of his “50 alt accounts” that he claims he has. He draws shitty “comics” and spams them everywhere and includes what seems to be his real address on them. He also posted pics of his o face on one subreddit and tried multiple times to make his face a meme and call it “Smartass Dan” like we’re on icanhascheezburger back in 2007. I honestly can’t tell if he’s trying to make a shitty arg, trying to troll and failing miserably, or is just that autistic. I just know he thinks he’s funny either way.

Here’s a link to one of his reddit accounts: https://www.reddit.com/user/smartassdanmemes
Here’s his shitty YouTube account: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC_Px9MhkRmSx3GqYjVPeR-g
He made himself a fandom wiki in case you’re interested in that cancer: https://nicolas-comics.fandom.com/wiki/Nicolas_Sequeira
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he needs a thread ASAP.
 
Are there any threads about James Sapphire, the looksmaxxing dude who smokes crack and ate his own shit? I searched around for a bit and couldn't find anything, he seems like a great cow.
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Twinkie said:
Looks pretty funny. Can you fix the second image it's for ants and I can't read it.
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Can't edit my post now, so I've attached it here
Also more info, he's apparently one of the originators of the media-villified tiktok trend of "bonesmashing". He od'd on meth and went to rehab and is now purging many of his online accounts. I don't have too much info on him, I'm just going off what a pal said, but if someone here is more into tiktok cows this'd be a good one.
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I was randomly recommended a schizo on the Youtube channel "Technoxity" around 6 months ago. His videos are mostly him yelling at his mom and brother for 'invading his space' attacking him, molesting him, declaring war on him, violating his rights. He has an obsession with privacy and personal possessions.
For example, his mother doing dishes is a chemical attack on his room, and the chemicals get in to his beard and his clothes, and he has to open all the windows and hide. The chemicals (dish soap) 'put bubbles in his mouth and changed the content of his saliva'.
Someone standing 10 feet away is a physical attack and he's being physically assaulted. If they step foot on his floor (which is a filthy room he's taken over), they're standing on his bed. His 'room' seems to be spreading over the entire house. He's gated off half the upstairs. The downstairs also belongs to him, and nobody is allowed to use either bathroom upstairs or downstairs.
They can't touch 'his sink' because he washes his hands in there!

His craziest videos are his livestreams, which are deleted or privated after recording, so are lost for the moment.
Lately he seems to be getting worse. Last stream, he was crying and talking about defending himself from his mom and brother trying to reason with him.
I'm pretty sure he's going to murder someone.
He's a Canadian around 30 by my guess.
His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Technoxity

Examples of prime lolcow
4 months ago

pay full rent and should not have to deal with this​


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2 months ago

attacking me within the vicinity of my space, not respecting of boundaries​


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being attacked by two people​


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SA'ed by my mother (trigger warnings, unsafe environments) censored (aftermath)​


this followed the insane privated 'chemical attack' livestream I was unable to archive. A bit mundane and the first I've seen where his mother is a bit out of line, but worth it just for the title alone.
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my mom threw everything off the table onto the ground and kept causing discomfort and distress at1am​


He faces 'sexual harassment' as his mother cleans mouse shit off his chair, and uses an unsanitary dishcloth on pretty much the filthiest table you've ever seen.

These are just examples, there are dozens more, and who knows how many deleted/privated videos.
The craziness seems to be accelerating.
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This guy, from the above post, is going to murder his mom, probably sooner rather than later.
Today's livestream:

Safety Stream (physical assault in video, someone being disregarded of their safety and rights).​


"I had to change after because she was touching my person and I needed to wash my clothes again (bad) and after i took my shower and changed my clothes she came back into my spaces and assaulted me to the point I didnt want to wear my clean clothes again and had to change because she was getting too close and physical (clothes were dirty from cross contamination of another wrestling individual) i had to throw my clothes again in the wash and change and I took a long walk and avoided the house after."
 
I have a suggestion for a lolcow. I've been watching this guy for a bit.

Name: Lloyd G Dunn.
Occupation: Political Cow
Address: PO Box 294/101 Birdwell Ct. Portland, TN 37148
Email: dunn4tn@gmail.com
Web: https://dunnfortennessee.godaddysites.com
X: https://twitter.com/DUNN4TN
FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/dunnfortennessee
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUCC56UyRUaYakfU3kbr6Vg
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dunnfortennessee


Lloyd is constantly running for political office in his area. He also constantly loses. He is currently running for the state house in Tennessee, this is his second time running for this position. Through his newest slogan is priceless. He has ran for Alderman in Portland TN and lost multiple times. He has ran for US house of representative and lost as well. I noticed that he tends to ignore to demographics of the area he lives in and then proceeds to think everyone thinks like him. When political forum in Portland for people to get to know the candidates, Lloyd did not bother attending.
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Lloyd hates you, but wants to represent your interests. Sure, that seems like it would work out well.
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Can't edit my post now, so I've attached it here
Also more info, he's apparently one of the originators of the media-villified tiktok trend of "bonesmashing". He od'd on meth and went to rehab and is now purging many of his online accounts. I don't have too much info on him, I'm just going off what a pal said, but if someone here is more into tiktok cows this'd be a good one.
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lol
>posts on incels.is with Killswitch Engage lyrics in the profile title and unironically saying "nigga"

😂

Admittedly I found your post cuz i searched for "james sapphire" in the search trying to see if he had a thread on here cuz this whole shit is just bizzare to me. I think a thread is definitely necessary cuz this story is crazy.

There's also a youtube vid recently made about him if you didn't already see it:

 
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Lolcow suggestion: Benjamin Wilkinson

He has become infamous where he lives for going around dressed as Batman, peadophile allegations, massive incel and has had regular police visits.

He streams very regularly on Facebook and Tiktok usually begging for money and whining about being single.

When he isn't dressing up like Batman he dresses up as his interpretation of a woman or goth. Whatever mood he is in I guess.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BenjaminJackJamesWilkinson

Tiktok: @teh3rdpunk
 
NormalPornForNormalPeople said:
His craziest videos are his livestreams, which are deleted or privated after recording, so are lost for the moment.
Lately he seems to be getting worse. Last stream, he was crying and talking about defending himself from his mom and brother trying to reason with him.
I'm pretty sure he's going to murder someone.
He's a Canadian around 30 by my guess.
His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Technoxity

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pay full rent and should not have to deal with this​


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How in the hell do you come to the conclusion that this is a lolcow? Sure the videos where he is claiming that he is being "attacked" just from a person standing in front of him in a hallway are definitely a bit odd, but I think thats more of the result of his really bad mental illness than his own perceived entitlement. I went through many of his videos and have concluded that this is a dude very likely living with an undiagnosed mental condition (likely schizophrenia) and living in an abusive household because he has nowhere else to go. And coupled with the fact that his mom is seemingly making him pay rent just to sleep on a shitty couch in a really run-down basement while his brother (who lives in a bedroom) gets to live there rent-free is bad enough, but considering theres evidence that they're actively being super abusive/violent/neglectful towards him such as his brother beating the shit out of him with a bottle just for talking to him as well as a video where he's very nearly having a breakdown and even aggressively shivering the whole time whilst he stays on his couch-bed as his his brother constantly shouts at him from afar ... im um... kind of inclined to believe he's the victim here

How do I figure he has schizophrenia? Well he uploaded a whole ass 3 hour video of just complete babble about the universe/physics/nonsensical policies that make absolutely no sense and he sounds exactly like Terry Davis throughout.

This guy needs help, he needs to leave that house. I wouldn't personally laugh at him. This is sad.
 
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