Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

He did better than YT ( $60 ). Not much to say other than his numbers seem stable from day and night streams. Don't know if that is a good or bad thing at this point. 'jew' got 9 hits.

Just to rub salt in the wound: This is Joe's numbers covering the similar topics. It may have been a mistake to shun your political audience during a politically unstable period.

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Total Rumbles: $ 107
Rumble Count: 16 ( 13 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.2420574886535552 ( Adjusted: 0.20% )
Peak Viewers: 6610
Peaked time: 2024-01-27 14:10:34.187812581 -0600 CST m=+12705.041139837
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Chat Messages: 2627 ( 245 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 253581498
Start: 2024-01-27 10:38:49.604745006 -0600 CST m=+0.458072209
End: 2024-01-27 15:01:30.492701365 -0600 CST m=+15761.346028626
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v49kfzu-saturday...-copyright-tattoos-carroll-and-the-ukran.html
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[The Snail]

Some vaguely interesting clips from the stream. Wonder why his throat was a constant "disaster" after the "mens meeting"?

Edit: Forgot this

 

[DumbDude43]

It's such a stunted, child-like understanding of how the service industry works, or just how humans work in general. He doesn't seem to get the distinction between being "friends" and being "friendly". More evidence that Nick is missing big pieces of his social development.

Being a good tipper will certainly get you better service, and being a good tipping regular who isn't a dickbag can get staff to act legitimately friendly to you, but they're still on the clock. It doesn't mean you're friends. It means at best you're part of the job they don't hate.

Here's a good heuristic for your emulation layer Nick: Will Tits Mcgee, the waitress at the local Applebees, help move your couch on her day off ? If not, she's not actually your friend, she's just being nice for the tip. Hope this helps.

Also, a happy 3k to our proud Lolcow of the year!

if he was a practicing lawyer he would understand the difference between a client and a friend from personal experience
but he isn't, so he doesn't

 

[Truly Rural]

I always had a suspicion that one of Nicks problems was the fact that he missed or rather skipped childhood/adolescent carefree jungle monkey phase so now he is regressing and compensating for being a boring young man. I had a case like that in my own family, when person decided in his 30s to behave like irresponsible stupid teenager for a couple of years, totally out of his character. But the person was extremely well behaved and responsible as a kid, a teenager and later in Uni and with work. I don't know when Nick got married, but it had to be fairly early. Producing child after a child after a child would inhibit almost everyone's inner monkey. Monkey sadly demands expression ans it is tragic when it happens to grown ass people, even more tragic when kids are in

Excuse my blatant self quote

 

[BathTubShine]

Over 3000 pages Balldo-Cuck!!! Congrats! Drink a whiskey bottle, or FIVE to celebrate! You have earned it for your hard work this year!

 

[Pedophobe]

Legal kiwis, would a bunch of people coming together to gift Nick a barrel of whisky count as conspiracy to commit murder in Minnesota?

 

[Neetorino]

Legal kiwis, would a bunch of people coming together to gift Nick a barrel of whisky count as conspiracy to commit murder in Minnesota?

That money would be put to better use funding a defamation suit.

The one Null plans to fire off, obviously. People who have been viciously lied about deserve to be bankrupted after all.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

This came across my feed, its probably been posted before but lmao.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That snakeskin shirt screams "My wife left me and now I am prowling for dick".

 

[Space Pope]

Some vaguely interesting clips from the stream. Wonder why his throat was a constant "disaster" after the "mens meeting"?

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Owning the farms by dressing like a faggot.

How many people who aren't aware of him on Rumble during this early time slot and seeing this for the first time are going to see this homo and decide to stick around? Another big brained move by the preeminent social media expert of our time.

P.S. Nicki, the only people upset by you wearing that are your wife and kids who have the shame of being seen with you in public.

 

[ChromaQuack]

These stories are making less and less sense all the time. She can't start the car herself?

It's really curious to me how she can't do anything, can't start the car, can't make ramen noodles, can't leave the bed, can't be seen on camera, can't take care of the kids.

It's almost like the reason she is unable to do all these things is because she is physically absent from the house entirely.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Schizo theory. He's murdered them all in a homosexual and drunken rage. The house in empty except for him.

For legal reasons this is a joke.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Some vaguely interesting clips from the stream. Wonder why his throat was a constant "disaster" after the "mens meeting"?

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"Men's meeting" sounds like "underwear bar." What an absolute flaming faggot.

 

[Swole McPole]

There's no grand experience from them. Unless you like waking up in the middle of the night only to find out you need to change your underwear.

The weird thing about them is that you get no say in who you're going to have sex with. Could be that hot chick in the office, could be the fat chick next door, could be your mother.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

The weird thing about them is that you get no say in who you're going to have sex with. Could be that hot chick in the office, could be the fat chick next door, could be your mother.

Could be nothing sexual at all. I literally had one where I was walking down the street looked down and saw a Better Homes and Gardens and woke up needing to shower. I was actually pissed off.

 

[AnOminous]

That a fucking snake-skin shirt?

Nick likes to speak through his wardrobe, and what he's saying is "I'm gonna get gallons of cum pumped out of my stomach in the ER tonight."

 

[Swole McPole]

Could be nothing sexual at all. I literally had one where I was walking down the street looked down and saw a Batter Homes and Gardens and woke up needing to shower. I was actually pissed off.

I've never had a wet dream that involved men though, so I don't think they're completely random.

Though I suspect if Rekieta stopped jerking off for five minutes, black men would appear with some frequency in his dreams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"Men's meeting" sounds like "underwear bar." What an absolute flaming faggot.

He had to deal with all those 'Scandinavian prudes'. How did he manage?

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I've never had a wet dream that involved men though, so I don't think they're completely random.

Though I suspect if Rekieta stopped jerking off for five minutes, black men would appear with some frequency in his dreams.

That seems accurate.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I'm fairly sure that wet dreams are effected by testosterone levels so admitting you've never had one is basically just outing yourself as a low T faggot for life