Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 56 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
he never had the self control to stop and allow his body to have a nocturnal emissions.
Having gone months w/o, I'm under the impression that some people just don't get them. I never did.

3k pages well before the end of Jan. Congrats Balldo! While I miss your streams, the harvest has produced something far more valuable. Have a drink!
 
damn 3000 already...
There are no Chads here. This thread is 3,000 pages of posts made exclusively by incel prudes.
The same autistic incel prudes that went to bed last night and left the thread FOUR whole posts away from 3000 by time I finally went. Either y'all were really savoring the moment or some were being superstitious about triggering the 3K threshold with casual conversation. I was incredibly impressed.

I didn't want to post anything significant on 2999, for the obvious, as it was just beneath the shadow of page 3000. It seemed like a recipe for bad luck. Now I am at peace.
 
How fucked is your media career, if whenever someone brings you up, you have to explain what a balldo is? Because that's Rackets's life now.
Edit: Alex Stein, when he understands and processes what a balldo actually is:
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This is Rekieta's legacy now. Anything else he ever did that was good in his life no longer matters, for his name is now synonynous with a sex toy aimed at furries and men with erectile dysfunction.
 
You do get better service but they aren't your "friends". If you only engage with them in reference to their service, you aren't a friend, you're just the nice guy who tips them well.
It's such a stunted, child-like understanding of how the service industry works, or just how humans work in general. He doesn't seem to get the distinction between being "friends" and being "friendly". More evidence that Nick is missing big pieces of his social development.

Being a good tipper will certainly get you better service, and being a good tipping regular who isn't a dickbag can get staff to act legitimately friendly to you, but they're still on the clock. It doesn't mean you're friends. It means at best you're part of the job they don't hate.

Here's a good heuristic for your emulation layer Nick: Will Tits Mcgee, the waitress at the local Applebees, help move your couch on her day off ? If not, she's not actually your friend, she's just being nice for the tip. Hope this helps.

Also, a happy 3k to our proud Lolcow of the year!
 
This is Rekieta's legacy now. Anything else he ever did that was good in his life no longer matters, for his name is now synonynous with a sex toy aimed at furries and men with erectile dysfunction.
As Jim pointed out, it's a sex toy to train women to take the dog knot.
 
I was looking for clips of Nicki from 2 years ago when he was the one on a BlazeTV show making fun of a loser like Ralph. He's fallen to the point where now he's being felted on the Blaze network by Tardski and the beached whale who has shown the world his starfish. While looking for that, I came across this clip from April of '22 which seems worth revisiting with the latest news.
How fucked is your media career, if whenever someone brings you up, you have to explain what a balldo is? Because that's Rackets's life now.
Edit: Alex Stein, when he understands and processes what a balldo actually is:
It illustrates what a joke Rekieta has become. It's kind of gone out in the open with other figures dumping on him in the past 2-4 months, but I'm sure before then people who used to want to be associated with Nick because of his sizable social media presence were laughing at him behind his back.

It also illustrates how it's effectively impossible for Nick to "pull up" now. He's stuck as being a member of Dick's Wack Pack because nobody else wants to be tied to Lolcow of the Year Nick Rekieta these days. Being on his best behavior for a whole month won't change that.

BTW, it's funny that PPP chose to bring up the Drexel shit on the show. That's the one thing that would piss Rekieta off the most. It must have had him raging in the shower.
 
Ah, page 3000. It feels like just yesterday we were on page 2000! September 1st is only 147 days ago, that's such impressive growth for someone who produces so little content! Speaking of:

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He cancels once again! And he's got a bunch of his favorite topics to talk about planned for his makeup stream in the middle of the day on the weekend. I sure hope none of his kids have activities that'll pop up last minute and prevent him from streaming again.
 
He cancels once again! And he's got a bunch of his favorite topics to talk about planned for his makeup stream in the middle of the day on the weekend. I sure hope none of his kids have activities that'll pop up last minute and prevent him from streaming again.
I'm thinking he's probably done more make up streams in three weeks than he did in the previous three years. It's stunning that he fulfilled even one of the promises to do a makeup stream. I'm not sure why he thinks that being on his best behavior for a single month will have any bearing at all in whether he secures a new contract but whatever.
 
I'm thinking he's probably done more make up streams in three weeks than he did in the previous three years. It's stunning that he fulfilled even one of the promises to do a makeup stream. I'm not sure why he thinks that being on his best behavior for a single month will have any bearing at all in whether he secures a new contract but whatever.
He must be operating on little kid Christmas logic. If he's extra good now, maybe Santa Rumble will forget about the last year. Fitting for a manchild.
 
Ah, page 3000. It feels like just yesterday we were on page 2000! September 1st is only 147 days ago, that's such impressive growth for someone who produces so little content! Speaking of:

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He cancels once again! And he's got a bunch of his favorite topics to talk about planned for his makeup stream in the middle of the day on the weekend. I sure hope none of his kids have activities that'll pop up last minute and prevent him from streaming again.
Can you imagine employing this guy for any kind of work? He's the type to show up to work at 11am and check out at 3pm.

Topics: Who cares, who cares, who cares, who gives a fuck... SHOULD BE YAWN INDUCING!
 
When you have me cheering Venti on for going after you then you fucking suck. Alex is a fucking clown without the charm of being apart of a circus.
The guy just tries too hard, and I'm convinced anything he does that's actually funny is by complete coincidence and dumb luck.
 
It was an hour on youtube and he's on rumble now.

Didn't get an alert this time for some reason.

That a fucking snake-skin shirt?

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He looks deathly pallid. I've seen corpses with more lifelike skin tones.

Alcohol induced anemia or AIDs?
 
If he could buy pre-boiled water he would.
Just set the temp on the water heat as high as it can go. Good enough.

Edit: Sorry, instructions for balldo. Think about hiring a contractor to adjust the temp of your water heater. Continually blow them off. Wonder why you can't get anyone to adjust the temp. Give up, but insist you're still trying.

Bitch that your noodles aren't cooked to your satisfaction because people are just SO WEIRD and don't want to do work.
 
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