Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Idiot Asshole]

I thought fat people like Keffals are jolly, not mentally depressed?
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It's hard to be jolly when you've cut your jollies off.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Welcome to the new era of Keffals non-Keffals-brand-affiliated content:

I've heard it said "anyone" can start a true crime YT channel or podcast and immediately start making six figures, and he needs the money.

Problem is, Lucas isn't "anyone" - he's a miserable, opinionated S.O.B. with a shit narrating voice. First time he injects his personal opinion into a story, whatever audience hasn't already left monotone dead fish eyes academy is gone. Think he can keep from doing that?

It's going to be amazing watching this "sure thing" crash and burn.

 

[AnOminous]

I miss my bird forum =(
Damn you Keffail for destroying KF!

No access to drugs in Ireland? What fuckin Ireland is this faggot even in?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Lucas, everyone knows you've relapsed. To ease your mind and kick the self-medicating you're doing, maybe stop seeking attention and picking fights everywhere?
Join the farms, give us the scoop on Elliot No-Dong Jones. You're still that edgy, greasy 14 year old we all know you are.
You could've had the grift AND laughed at retards, Luke. But you're slowly inching closer to 42% with the way you're handling things.
I tend to believe in the best inside of everyone, prove me right Lucas.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Keffals agrees with your assessment. But he knows what his identity is now. It's a new era.

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Wiggler Vtuber arc incoming

Maybe I'm just really nitpicky, but a spinning wiggler as a Vtuber avatar that gets even faster when speaking is super fucking distracting.

 

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Maybe I'm just really nitpicky, but a spinning wiggler as a Vtuber avatar that gets even faster when speaking is super fucking distracting.

I still can't get over how the wiggler design absolutely fails to look as adorable as they're clearly trying to make it. It's poorly made but in a way that was clearly done by an adult creating bad art rather than a kid making an honest attempt at drawing. Like Keffals, it's a pathetic facsimile for what it aspires to be.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It gives the user an overwhelming sense of self-confidence and narcissism, the latter usually sticking to users post high, too.

Bro, cocaine just makes it really hard to rub one out for a few hours and gives you a nosebleed. If you're getting self-confident and narcisistic thats a you problem.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

His "I'm incredibly mentally ill and danger to society" admission will haunt him if he every tries to file any future legal bs.

 

[Executive Petrel]

A lot of the trolls targeting the wiki and the forum were from soyjak.party. Based on the timing of the posts, I wouldn't be surprised if the Nikocado porn spam on the forum was from soyteens. A lot of banned names on the wiki were also clearly from the sharty. For the most part, Lucas's site got felted by a fucking sharty raid request.

You know you fucked up if sharty users are the voice of reason. Goodnight, sweet princess.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I still can't get over how the wiggler design absolutely fails to look as adorable as they're clearly trying to make it. It's poorly made but in a way that was clearly done by an adult creating bad art rather than a kid making an honest attempt at drawing. Like Keffals, it's a pathetic facsimile for what it aspires to be.

The wigglers us farmers made just to fuck with him were still better then anything him or his groomcord fans could do.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Why the fuck did Keffals have a wiki in the first place

Penis envy.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Wiggler Vtuber arc incoming

if there is one person out there who could never become a vtuber its keffals. you need to have an actual personality and a good voice to get anywhere as a vtuber and he has none of that. he could have the most coomerbait model of all time and he would still lose viewers. if i was keffals i would just accept that i am never gonna be as popular as i had hoped and moved on.

at least there is some dignity to be had in being comfortable with the viewers you do have and that might even bring in more compared to constantly having fits and taking breaks and chasing off any of the actual loyal fans you may have left.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Lucas is retarded but not that retarded. Everyone knows wikis get fucked with and he’s too lazy and opportunistic to really try and secure anything. No doubt just another way to do the tranny standby of find a way to be uwu sadbby victim.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

It's hard to be jolly when you've cut your jollies off.

It chopped its whole thing off, penis and testicles?
How has it not joined the 41%?

 

[Exortism]

It chopped its whole thing off, penis and testicles?
How has it not joined the 41%?

Because of how he boasts about tricking straight dudes into fucking him and hitting his prostate via the axe wound.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Because of how he boasts about tricking straight dudes into fucking him and hitting his prostate via the axe wound.

You mean troon chasers.
You would have to be either blind or retarded to not recognize a troon at blank point range.

 

[Something Awful]

lol, is that admiration or envy of Tony's grift?

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

if there is one person out there who could never become a vtuber its keffals. you need to have an actual personality and a good voice to get anywhere as a vtuber and he has none of that. he could have the most coomerbait model of all time and he would still lose viewers. if i was keffals i would just accept that i am never gonna be as popular as i had hoped and moved on.

at least there is some dignity to be had in being comfortable with the viewers you do have and that might even bring in more compared to constantly having fits and taking breaks and chasing off any of the actual loyal fans you may have left.

Counterpoint: Cyraxx is a vtuber. End of argument.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Counterpoint: Cyraxx is a vtuber. End of argument.

so what you are saying is they should collab together?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Rewrite his past? Hard to say. He has no idea what the fuck to do with his life and this is something he did on a whim, I think.

His content is super schizophrenic, a Chris Chan interview, lolcow stuff, politics, he tried playing videogames too. I think he has this idea that he is an Internet personality (hence the "I want to build a community" bit he shared) and needs to do Internet stuff but he doesn't have the charisma nor puts in the effort.

I'm pretty sure if you asked him to explain what his brand is about he'd have no idea what to tell you.

He can still become a nuzlocker.