🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

The funniest thing to me is that he ate at Chalupitas, and bought a hat literally next door. He is like a kid in a toy store, whatever he sees he has to get. Ralph, Mexico is your place of residence, you are not a tourist in MX, stop behaving like one. You are embarrassing yourself.

He had a whole impulsive shopping spree there waiting for his date to arrive:

https://www.ayguey.mx/collections/hombre/products/antroka?variant=40981536702525

https://www.ayguey.mx/products/chamarra-bomber-panoaya?variant=40631440736317

Also matching puma shorts and shirt... Did he lose his luggage again?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He had a whole impulsive shopping spree there waiting for his date to arrive:
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https://www.ayguey.mx/products/chamarra-bomber-panoaya?variant=40631440736317

Also matching puma shorts and shirt... Did he lose his luggage again?

Probably ran off the bus so fast after getting told what’s what that he forgot his luggage.

 

[Truly Rural]

He had a whole impulsive shopping spree there waiting for his date to arrive:
Also matching puma shorts and shirt... Did he lose his luggage again?

He is such a child, but I have a theory about this. Ralph doesn't wash clothes so he didn't have anything clean to take on his trip. He mercifully acknowledged how disgusting he is and decided to just buy clothes rather than going in now moldy, piss stained, smoke saturated clothes.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

He is such a child, but I have a theory about this. Ralph doesn't wash clothes so he didn't have anything clean to take on his trip. He mercifully acknowledged how disgusting he is and decided to just buy clothes rather than going in now moldy, piss stained, smoke saturated clothes.

Considering that he can barely move a leg muscle without the sound of beer bottles clanking across the mic, I doubt laundry is anywhere on his priority list.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Idk guys I’m starting to think maybe the girl just likes him and everyone here is retarded. Also who gives a shit about his restaurant or fashion choices?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Looks like the national anthropological museum, Museo Nacional de Antropología.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Museum_of_Anthropology_(Mexico)

It definitely is. Pantsuela posted this 3 second Instagram story of a statue of the Aztec rain god which is at the entrance to the National Museum of Anthropology,.

(Full article)

https://www.ayguey.mx/collections/hombre/products/antroka?variant=40981536702525

That is a T-shirt that costs MX$1,170 or about 70 USD. Seems to me that must be very expensive by Mexican standards, but isn't it worth it? It looks great. Luckily he saved by taking Pantsuela to restaurants that cost like $10.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Correct. He’d have to get the divorce, then get the paperwork in order to bring Deni back to the US with him. Then he’d have to set up house somewhere on the US side of the border, marry Deni, then once that’s done she’s got permanent residency and can start the long process towards full citizenship.

What that takes is a LOT of money. Ethan Ralph is a person who already has child support payments for one kid he can barley pay even though Faith cut him a ton of slack and gave him a sweet deal paying less than he could have while keeping his finances out of court. May, on the other hand, has made it clear she has no intention of showing Ethan any mercy in court. That means that he’s going to end up saddled with $2k+ in child support payments per month.

Theres just no way he can move back to the US and pay $2k rent on top of $2k in support payments plus back taxes and food/liquor/pills. He’s lying to Deni about all of this but she’ll find out soon enough.

So any hopes for a Ralphamale Ralphabigamy arc are dashed?

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

It’s a shame she muted the video in her Insta story so we couldn’t hear the pig squeals at the museum.

The insta being the normal shit she does, just on a weekend with Ralph is a big loss for him and he doesn’t even realize. Does he think we believe she does all the other stuff alone?

 

[Vect]

Jesus I thought that was Liz Fong-Jones.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

It’s a shame she muted the video in her Insta story so we couldn’t hear the pig squeals at the museum.

The insta being the normal shit she does, just on a weekend with Ralph is a big loss for him and he doesn’t even realize. Does he think we believe she does all the other stuff alone?

It has to burn him up inside that he's persona non grata in her social media.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

I guess Gaymergate is finally over now that Ralph and Liz Dong Gone are dating. Well done Gunty you've fisished what Mister Medicare couldn't.

 

[Um...]

Wait, he tweeted two versions of the ragetweet, one directed at Pantsu

and one directed at Harry

piggy’s down bad, lol.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

He's just determined to never see his kids again, huh.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Oh man, i wish i could have two restraining orders like ralph. look at that steak

 

[Um...]

https://archive.ph/pyKUt

Faggot is trying to use his Cancun picture to OWN DA HATAZ.
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The lobby for the Cielo Maya- in Cancun.

https://cielomayahotel.com/en/index.html

(Unless they secretly flew back to Cancun? Or there's an exact duplicate for some reason in CDMX.)

He literally recycled a pic from December

for this latest tweet about how he BODIED Wings

This poor fool.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He is such a child, but I have a theory about this. Ralph doesn't wash clothes so he didn't have anything clean to take on his trip. He mercifully acknowledged how disgusting he is and decided to just buy clothes rather than going in now moldy, piss stained, smoke saturated clothes.

Correct. He also only buys shitty fast fashion type of clothing so it would barely hold up to a few washings anyway. Ralph’s clothes are obviously polyester disposable grade quality. You rarely see a return engagement of the few not 100% polyester pieces of clothing he has shown off because alcoholism, poor hygiene, inability to do laundry and living in filth ruin the non-Kleenex grade clothing he might buy after a few weeks.

Remember Pantsu having to hang dry all the baby clothing in Mexico? Throwing soiled clothing in a washer and drier, then folding, is too much for Gunt in the USA. The extra effort required for laundry in MX is well beyond his abilities. It’s plain he has no idea how to fold or iron anything.

It’s 100% polyester, wrinkle free, cheap disposable grade clothing only for Gunt.

He had a whole impulsive shopping spree there waiting for his date to arrive:
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https://www.ayguey.mx/collections/hombre/products/antroka?variant=40981536702525

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https://www.ayguey.mx/products/chamarra-bomber-panoaya?variant=40631440736317

Also matching puma shorts and shirt... Did he lose his luggage again?

He’s got to impress Dani by buying things, clothing, dinner, gifts, etc…

It’s just hilarious that for years Gunt’s seethed and blathered up about women being “gold diggers” and whores, he’s now with a literal gold digging whore.

Years of being fat, ugly and broke made him seethe at women. But until 2024 there were retarded women who liked or loved Ralph and it had nothing to do with money because he’s always been poor white trash level. They had to not care about money, nor standard of living, to be with Ralph. But now he’s with a woman who will drop his ass the instant he doesn’t have money to spend on her. He’s just a fat yammering gringo piggy bank. For all his years of raging he is now with a woman who really only cares about what he can spend on her.

I think Ralph is so self-loathing he actually lost respect for Nora, Faith and Pantsu for being in love with him. He knows deep down he’s a worthless fraud and they must be idiots if they love him. He can respect Dani for at least demanding compensation to tolerate him, dumb bitches like Faith and Pantsu did it for free!

Ralph is more comfortable with a pay for play girlfriend. He doesn’t have to worry about all the demands of an authentic relationship like feelings, compromises, sacrifices and the worst - agency. The only expectations he has to meet with Dani are access to cash and credit and doesn’t even have to talk to her. They can both tap on their phones over meals. This is easier for Ralph than not being an abusive, angry, controlling, alcoholic, emotionally unhinged manchild but a bad choice for a nearly 40 year old man whose only career prospects are e-begging, even with the exchange rate in the third world. Ralph’s ego just needs women who “bow before his American dollar” and laugh and smile when he talks, the fact they didn’t understand a word he says doesn’t matter.

Ralph spends his life poorly pretending to be something he’s not for money, so he’s also comfortable with a woman pretending to like him for money.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

@MirnaMinkoff you hit the nail on the head

 

[Sam Losco]

How fucked are this chick's teeth that she never shows them in photos?

 

[Steamboat Captain]

How fucked are this chick's teeth that she never shows them in photos?

3+ years on Instagram and not a single smile with teeth. Also, the entire year of 2022 is missing, wonder what happened there

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

3+ years on Instagram and not a single smile with teeth. Also, the entire year of 2022 is missing, wonder what happened there

Most likely a relationship gone bad. She needs to promote her availability on IG, so photos with a boyfriend are no bueno. Maybe she can get Ralph to fund a nice invisiline and veneers, but he’d probably only help with a deposit for a boob job.

I feel bad for Dani. She got to hustle to try to avoid a life of real poverty and she’s only got a few years. She’s not that attractive, esp when compared to other Mexican women her age, but she’s got youth on her side for a few years so she’s got to make the most out of them. If she spends more than another month or two with Gunt it proves her prospects are pretty dim. I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt that she’s still playing the “sugar baby” game, but it’s just as likely she’s an escort. Either way she needs to find a man with good prospects to commit to her in the next three years. If she doesn’t she will either have to become an harden escort/ hooker or a legitimate job which is usually very underpaid, esp for women, in Mexico.

I know Ralph refers to her “going to school” but no idea if there’s any reality to that. Has it ever been mentioned what she’s supposedly studying or any job she pretends to have? Does she just play the independently wealthy party girl, available for fun and travel!!!, on IG? The “part time college student, full time sugar baby” seems to an aspirational thing on IG for a certain demographic.