Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Why does he look like he was recently bitten by a vampire and had all his blood sucked out?

It looks like he is a vain loser who changed his stream settings to make himself look less red, just like Boogie did on his stream when people pointed out that he looked like he was going to have a heart attack. Guess Nick wasn’t actually SO NOT MAD about people noticing his red nose. His surroundings look less vibrantly colored as well, especially if you check out the paintings behind him.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that Nick was happier and healthier pre 2020 when he was still attempting to live an upright moral life.

Witness all ye who think to abandon the straight path, the consequences of complete self indulgence. Unrepentant weakness. Vain and riotous living.

 

[Chibitzen]

This came across my feed, its probably been posted before but lmao.

I'll laugh even harder if some astrology autist goes into hermitic research and finds a Bull or some constellation associated with cuckoldry in his birth chart: "You were destined for this role from the moment you were born!!"

This is still yet another sign that the legends are true. Good work, Farmer.


*Edit: Searched for his birthday to see if I could find anything immediately funny. Odd how this random wiki page also has the silly idea that he is a law channel.

The Farms was mentioned 4 days ago by coincidence in comments. People are still celebrating his victorious win across the internet. We love to see it.

Spoiler: Reducing your scrolling time

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I haven't watched any of his streams since December and I have a real question, does anyone remember the last time one of his kids interrupted his show? It used to be a weekly or at least a couple times a month occurence but I haven't seen it mentioned in at the bare minimum a couple months maybe more but I don't know for sure.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I haven't watched any of his streams since December and I have a real question, does anyone remember the last time one of his kids interrupted his show? It used to be a weekly or at least a couple times a month occurence but I haven't seen it mentioned in at the bare minimum a couple months maybe more but I don't know for sure.

Well for one he is doing a lot less shows these days it seems.

But also, one of the major effects of alcoholism is a form of social isolation from those close to them, the alcoholic wants to be left alone more often and his/her loved ones will be happier and happier to do so as their temper becomes more volatile and unpredictable. One's family will feel like they are walking on eggshells around them all the time.
If true then his kids are probably feeling more and more anxious about interrupting dad, as he might be in one of his foul moods, better to bother mom or solve the issue themselves.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Well for one he is doing a lot less shows these days it seems.

But also, one of the major effects of alcoholism is a form of social isolation from those close to them, the alcoholic wants to be left alone more often and his/her loved ones will be happier and happier to do so as their temper becomes more volatile and unpredictable. One's family will feel like they are walking on eggshells around them all the time.
If true then his kids are probably feeling more and more anxious about interrupting dad, as he might be in one of his foul moods, better to bother mom or solve the issue themselves.

Yeah, the last interruption I remember nick basically screamed at them if I remember correctly, so that makes sense to me

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Well for one he is doing a lot less shows these days it seems.

But also, one of the major effects of alcoholism is a form of social isolation from those close to them, the alcoholic wants to be left alone more often and his/her loved ones will be happier and happier to do so as their temper becomes more volatile and unpredictable. One's family will feel like they are walking on eggshells around them all the time.
If true then his kids are probably feeling more and more anxious about interrupting dad, as he might be in one of his foul moods, better to bother mom or solve the issue themselves.

NO. I WON'T. READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY. STALKER CHILD. GO BOTHER. UNCLE DREXEL.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nicks thread is slowing down hard, he went from infamous to tonka levels of activity real quick. Feels like its going to be a rough couple of months for Nick. no kiwifarms to focus on means having to deal with your shitty life. no rumble contract, and the cash flow has fucking stopped. Nicks made Ethan Ralphs levels of cash this month. the only difference is ethan only has himself to feed, instead of 6 dependents.

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

 

[AltisticRight]

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

Sounds incredibly gay.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nicks thread is slowing down hard, he went from infamous to tonka levels of activity real quick. Feels like its going to be a rough couple of months for Nick. no kiwifarms to focus on means having to deal with your shitty life. no rumble contract, and the cash flow has fucking stopped. Nicks made Ethan Ralphs levels of cash this month. the only difference is ethan only has himself to feed, instead of 6 dependents.

Nick has cycles, he'll put his show in a direction that gets more and more drunkenly stupid, culminating in a moment of ultimate cringe like "Do you know Mandy", 7 hours of seething at Eric July, or screaming at Sean about naked phone calls with Null. Then he pulls back and says he hasn't been doing his show the way he wanted so he's making some changes and he goes back to being discount Tim Pool but gayer for a while.

We're in one of those ruts now, but Sober January is almost over, so I expect he'll bring back the on-stream drinks next week. Then he'll amp up the drinking on stream in Feburary (watch, he'll get superchats begging him and eventually give in) so come March-April this drunken faggot will end up doing something retarded on stream again. Might be Eric July or Null again, or maybe he'll finally go after Sean or Yellowflash, or maybe something totally different. I fully expect we'll see Nick's filthy circumcised permanently flaccid whiskey dick this year, since it's a requirement that big name lolcows have a picture of their dick out there.

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

Euphemism for partying at Gay 90s.

 

[AnOminous]

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

Here is a documentary video explaining what happens at a "men's meeting."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Excuse my blatant self quote

So this whole spiral is because he’s a loser getting to do all the stuff he fantasized about while jerking off in his college dorm. That makes a lot of sense. It puts in perspectives his need to constantly brag about sex, treating daddy Dax as a god, and his alcoholic COPE streams. He’s a loser who got his chance and he’s living it up, unbound by the need to be respectable because he’s a “celebrity” now. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

 

[Spaded Dave]

Yeah, the last interruption I remember nick basically screamed at them if I remember correctly, so that makes sense to me

I've heard this referenced multiple times itt. Does anyone have a clip, because I must have missed it when it came up.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

I would assume he meant men's group, for church. But that would involve him being involved and welcomed in the church.

 

[not william stenchever]

I would assume he meant men's group, for church. But that would involve him being involved and welcomed in the church.

So it was a Project Gayhem meeting, then.

 

[Cornfed]

no rumble contract, and the cash flow has fucking stopped.

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

Did Rumble straight up refuse to give him a new contract (signaling that it is just never going to happen again), or is he trying to back down from acting like he is hot shot in order to get anything. I missed this completely.

And a men's meeting is gay, no question about it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Question:

Has Sean been on Rekieta's show since the Mandy shit?

I would assume he meant men's group, for church. But that would involve him being involved and welcomed in the church.

Mr. "Jesus is just a man" would burst into flames upon crossing the threshold.

Did Rumble straight up refuse to give him a new contract (signaling that it is just never going to happen again), or is he trying to back down from acting like he is hot shot in order to get anything. I missed this completely.

We don't know. It would appear he doesn't have have one though. So you basically missing nothing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Has Sean been on Rekieta's show since the Mandy shit?

Not that I have seen. Sean really seems to have doubled down on streaming on his own channel, while doing the regular panel shows (CFC & LBN). Some correct me if I'm wrong, I know I missed a bit during the holidays.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I haven't watched any of his streams since December and I have a real question, does anyone remember the last time one of his kids interrupted his show? It used to be a weekly or at least a couple times a month occurence but I haven't seen it mentioned in at the bare minimum a couple months maybe more but I don't know for sure.

It became a lot less frequent before that. It could be that they just learned not to interrupt and/or got older. The most frequent interruptions was the youngest with night terrors, so I can see them outgrowing such needs.

Nicks thread is slowing down hard, he went from infamous to tonka levels of activity real quick. Feels like its going to be a rough couple of months for Nick. no kiwifarms to focus on means having to deal with your shitty life. no rumble contract, and the cash flow has fucking stopped. Nicks made Ethan Ralphs levels of cash this month. the only difference is ethan only has himself to feed, instead of 6 dependents.

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

It is a church event of some kind. They all have non-descript names for events in Peotestant churches. It could be anything from a budget meeting, to a short seminar on 'being a man and leading a family', to a social event.

Unironically, I hope that something from these events rubs off on him, but the 'wear the shirt to make people mad' quip does not bode well.

Did Rumble straight up refuse to give him a new contract (signaling that it is just never going to happen again), or is he trying to back down from acting like he is hot shot in order to get anything. I missed this completely.

And a men's meeting is gay, no question about it.

We don't know. It would appear he doesn't have have one though.

He talked about wanting to got to Florida in February (Mush-mouthed as 'middle' and 'end of Florida). If he doesn't talk about it a good way instead Florida and isn't cancellikg streams, I think it is a strong indicator.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I've heard this referenced multiple times itt. Does anyone have a clip, because I must have missed it when it came up.

ima need a source on this too as much as Nick is a faggot atm I've never heard him yell at his kids.