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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 527 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

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Sylvia was not boring dude. I would go as far as to say she was very underrated as far as season 1 fish. She would argue and meltdown over TTS and got into a great rivalry with Letty. Her fiery white trash Oklahoma personality was perfect for the show. She also had her standout moment fighting with Frank over her mattress where she dominated the night.
Her personality didn't really show itself until after Jon left.
If you weren't a Josiecel at the time you didn't have much reason to be enthused, since things hadn't ramped up very much aside from Simmons being kicked.
The only reason I stayed on was because I thought Vance had potential.
 
On Fatty basically being confirmed for season 3 and likely Frank... I'm just so tired of them leaning on that. I sincerely hate Fatty's schtick and his constant demand for attention and coddling. Then there's his nudity... Why would I want to put up with that? They rely heavily on "content" that I actively avoided for both seasons.
 
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At the end of the day I was entertained, that's all I can ask for. Did Jet fuck things up? Of course, but I liked the cast and some of the stuff the wiggers did was funny. The house looked amazing at the end. TJ is a nice little simpleton and I hope that 50k just hangs around as a nice safety net in case something really bad happens to him. Tay was robbed and at the end is my favorite, she's the strong female character companies are always trying to create except she does it organically. Shinji, my first picked in my grand bet has let me down. There are many qualities to admire about Japanese people but constitution is not one of them. If I'm ever up against a nip in anything I'll remember to just outlast the fucker.

Will Jet Neptroon listen to people calling him a retard for next season? Will the Kiwi Farms thread be any less hostile next season? Will Fatty get his shit together and stop looking like a god damned mutant?

No! But I'll watch it anyway. JET IT UP!
Always bet on the Josei archetype. wins everytime.
 
Right, but I want it to be good and obviously I want to enjoy it. You can like the fat, naked manchild all you want but he's not a key ingredient as far as I'm concerned.
I think the main issue with Fatty is Jet keeps allowing him to overstay his welcome. Chris undeniably creates chaos and drama in the house which is perfect for the show but his fits and manchildness wears out his welcome fast. He needs to have a set limit on how many days he can be on the show.
 
Always bet on the Josei archetype. wins everytime.
TJ is not Josie at all aside from stimming. Leave TJ alone in a room and he will quite literally do nothing without prompt by TTS. Leave Josie alone in a room and she will get bored and start doing something and talking about whatever has been happening. Josie never needed to be told to do something in general, she had to be told to start shit with others and Jet tried to force it by blaming a Letty mess on Sylvia.

I know a lot of people here didn't like Josie in S1 but she was talkative on her own and bounced off of TTS day and night, even plotting at times or straight up asking for information to help her get an edge. She explained her deliberate choice to avoid beefs because there was no gain from playing into forced controversy and she was right, sure it may be entertaining for some people but as a contestant it didn't help you win, it just drug you down. For a good example, formal beefs in season 2 honestly had no real impact on the outcome of the show, so tryharding them when the doghouse was a pretty chill place to end up was stupid.

I think the main issue with Fatty is Jet keeps allowing him to overstay his welcome. Chris undeniably creates chaos and drama in the house which is perfect for the show but his fits and manchildness wears out his welcome fast. He needs to have a set limit on how many days he can be on the show.
Well put. His stint as Santa was great.
 
I know a lot of people here didn't like Josie in S1 but she was talkative on her own and bounced off of TTS day and night, even plotting at times or straight up asking for information to help her get an edge. She explained her deliberate choice to avoid beefs because there was no gain from playing into forced controversy and she was right, sure it may be entertaining for some people but as a contestant it didn't help you win, it just drug you down. For a good example, formal beefs in season 2 honestly had no real impact on the outcome of the show, so tryharding them when the doghouse was a pretty chill place to end up was stupid.
My issue was never with Josie herself but her fanbase. I do like Josie as a person. Josie clearly was incredibly strong as a shy girl to have made it through 41 days of torture like she did. She never complained or whined about the shit he put up with. It was just how much attention and special treatment she got for simply being the cute one I had an issue with. Season 1 without Josie would not be season 1. She could not be replaced. The final showdown would not have worked with Letty and Vance or anyone else. The Willy Wonka bit would not have worked.
 
I think the worst part about this season is just how much potential it had only for it to fall short. It's like glimpsing into the gates of heaven only to be cast into the depths of hell. Every opportunity the show had to recover it just fell deeper and deeper into the pits of nontent.

Season one had its content plunges, but it was mostly consistent in progression and recovery. Something about season two starting off very strong then struggling to recover back to its starting kino levels is really sad. There was never any major "what could have been" moment from season one. Season two will forever be haunted by those types of hypotheticals though. There's so many slip ups that could have been avoided, and if they would have been avoided the show would have been so much better off content wise.

It renders one speechless just to imagine how many fuck ups there were this season in regards to how the cast was handled. So many rehashes with freeloaders and challenges. A heavy overreliance on freeloaders towards the latter part of the season, to the point where we were treating Greg like the new main character when he wasn't even a fish. Production was handed a content driver on four clear separate occasions and they dropped the ball with every single one.

I can understand Summers elimination. But the handling of JC, Cole, and Jimmy and their content potential was baffling. Tayleigh was starting to grow towards the end of the show as well, but instead of rewarding the content generation coming from her she was seemingly intentionally dogpiled by production, which would make them 5/5. I don't even like Tay, but to see her forced out of the spotlight because TJ was chosen to be a main character by production is painful to see.

I worry that season 3 will either not get as great of a cast as season 2, or if it does get as great of a cast the wiggers will somehow drop the ball again. Production needs to learn to let things breath and be more hands off. Nudge the fish, don't shove them.

Overall, season two was like getting a free meal, then getting kicked in the dick so hard you vomit up said free meal. The highs were higher than season one's, but the lows were so low and long lasting that it just makes me depressed looking back at what could have been.
 
For season 3 I want Chris to speedrun his shtick for a week and then deny having done those things for the rest of the run. If anyone catches him doing his shtick then he gets sent to the basement and a Chris lookalike is sent in to keep up appearances until Chris comes back out.
 
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