You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Flavius Claudius Julianus said:
Instead of providing helpful advice, these smug asshole oxygen thieves have just managed to write a bunch of nothing, saying nothing, and wasted everyone's time. Why not just dispense with some useful knowhow or recommendation instead of being a black hole of aphorisms and half wit comments?

That's right, because they may not even fucking know anything about the topic in question.

Funnily enough, these are usually the kind of dunces who will tell you to 'use the search function, this question has been asked before.'

The last time it was asked? 'Thread last updated Oct. 2 2007 12:03.'

I'm obviously talking about Reddit mainly, but I've encountered these people since the early 2000s on various BBS.
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I feel like that's also a very apt description of Stack Overflow and its related sites.
 
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Flavius Claudius Julianus said:
I'm obviously talking about Reddit mainly, but I've encountered these people since the early 2000s on various BBS.
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This shit gives me the same impression as retards who will give you a "recipe" that involves heating and combining a couple of premade ingredients, if that. Looking up pizza recipes is some infuriating shit when you run into even one single retard's "ingredients" list that includes a can of Pillsbury pizza dough and a jar of marinara, or a cake "recipe" that starts with box mix and/or a can of icing. I've seen other people ask for recipes online and get this treatment, specifically on reddit.

On a related note, it feels like every time I would click on a search result for a question similar to mine that links to reddit, the question is never ever fucking answered. Almost all of them are a variation of "Q: How do I get this program to stop updating and running in the BG without my permission?" "A: OMG why do you even care? Just let it run." The stupid, solipsistic fucks won't even answer questions about how to find/do something in a game, because they'd rather tell you to go find/do their preferred thing in stead. The rest are just people saying that they want to know the answer too. I don't even bother to click reddit links anymore and really should get around to adding a filter for them.
 
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geppeto's woodclock said:
Took me ages trying all sorts of stuff trying to get my PS3 controller to work, don't want to install anything else to jeopardize it now it's working.

I'm trying out the TERF game. Don't tell Rawling I pirated it.
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Every time to play Hogwarts legacy, a troon kills themselves. Why would you hide that. Speaking of those. Every one that wanted to "boycott" that game was the most pathetic fucking loser ever. Look at the type you get. Gender confused abused fucking man business that don't understand the world or how powerless they really are.

But let's listen to you fucks with your curated opinion and inability to do critical thinking. Don't let someone who doesn't know who you are control your life....oh wait you do anyway.
 
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geppeto's woodclock said:
When you play a game on your PC with a playstation controller, and (because Microsoft) it presumes you are using an Xbox controller (different button labels) with no option to tell it otherwise.

A very first world problem methinks
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I love it when a PC game says it's compatible with controller but then you look at the control scheme ingame and every button says ?

Compatible my ass, you should be penalized for lying on your Steam page.
 
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I hate it when people think they need attention in public. Especially when it's negative attention, but they still treat it like they're on a reality show. Even after their 15 minutes of fame, they'll still and always will be mediocre nobodies that no one will give a fuck about 100 years from now. Nonetheless, some of these delusional tards will still think they made a name for themselves.
 
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Neighborhood Curmudgeon said:
I hate it when people think they need attention in public. Especially when it's negative attention, but they still treat it like they're on a reality show. Even after their 15 minutes of fame, they'll still and always will be mediocre nobodies that no one will give a fuck about 100 years from now. Nonetheless, some of these delusional tards will still think they made a name for themselves.
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I'd rather be forgotten entirely than remembered in a negative way, especially if I was remembered for being a complete asswipe like some of these jackoffs such as LowTierGod or Jack Dougherty.
 
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McMitch said:
ASMR fags are ruining sound design for YouTube videos. Turn down the gain. I don’t need to hear every bit of glue on the masking tape because you tug your dock to it. It needs to fucking stop, I just want to watch people paint gundams for an hour before bed.
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I watched a few videos from some guy, I think it was Guga Foods or some shit, and he records audio like those ASMR weirdos who are basically sucking on their mics for how much they pick up on every little mouth noise and fuck up the voice with that distorted mumbling effect. He talks and breathes into his microphone like he thinks people are jerking off to it, which I guess suits how he films and edits shots of the food like he thinks he's making a fucking porno. I can handle the weird food presentation shots, but the way his voice recordings sound when his face isn't on screen is actually nauseating.

Not much of a loss, seeing as how the only thing that overgrown thumb ever cooks is steak.
 
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Passing the buck and simping for stupid systems. I'm so fed up of having some automated fucking form or whatever that never has the option you actually need, then someone blames you for not being a psychic and magically knowing things that aren't mentioned. I don't know what's worse. On one hand are the people/software that constantly passes you around to different people, all of whom insist "that's not our department, the issue with with someone else", till you end up in circles. On the other are the sort of faggots who blame you for shit that was never mentioned to you, saying crap like "well you shouldn't have done XYZ" when not one person ever mentioned XYZ (think of apple telling people they held the phone wrong).
 
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The fact my local library has become another hangout spot for the homeless, loitering there all day until they can return to the shelters. Most of them come up from that vile shithole Boston and its surrounding shithole suburbs. Massachusetts just fobs off its detritus on New Hampshire, as if we don't have enough goddamn bums of our own to deal with already.
 
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