Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Secret Messages]

https://www.dysphoriasolutions.com/

https://archive.is/4RJxw

>have dysphoria
>take beta blockers
CURED!

there was a forum. The stylesheet is broken in the archives, but we can still see some discussion.

Thank you schizo tranny for your ramblings about your blood pressure medication.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Not sure if he's been posted or not but I just stumbled across deathfat Jeffrey marsh on tiktok, this makeup look is meant to be Poison ivy

Fatrick Tomlinson has finally trooned out!

can’t even wrap my mind around

So she can’t detrans because her dad will think she can’t make decisions, and might reject her. You gotta wonder what her dad has been telling her for years to get her to this state, and what brainworms have infected him to do such a pisspoor job of parenting.

 

[Marvin]

Nobody screams about how 16-year-olds wanting boob jobs are "mutilating their bodies"

Teenagers of any sex getting elective breast implants is fucked. Teenagers of any sex getting elective mastectomies is also fucked. (such a controversial statement, I know!)

which is known as a kind of gender confirming surgery

No it's not.

From 2019-2021, three years, 800 trans minors got breast removals and there were just 56 genital surgeries. By far, almost all surgeons refuse to do genital surgeries on people under 18 mostly due to that being when the majority of body growth has concluded. No surgeries are done on young children. We're talking 16-18 here.

Even if "almost all surgeons" do, there's still a very accessible market of those who do. Dr Beverly Fischer, for example, does mastectomies on girls as young as 13. She's not in some hard to access backwater, she's in the Baltimore/Washington metro area.

Piss off back to the colonies you worthless retard.

No refunds.

Or maybe we can organize an exchange. You gotta take John Oliver back first though.

 

[break these cuffs]

So she can’t detrans because her dad will think she can’t make decisions, and might reject her. You gotta wonder what her dad has been telling her for years to get her to this state, and what brainworms have infected him to do such a pisspoor job of parenting.

I don't:

... my parents, mostly my dad, are very liberal

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I wanted to find some information regarding a form of Soviet poncho that would later turn into the well-known Russian Gorka Suits.

... I ended up finding possibly the funniest subreddit, ever.

R/TransGuns.
The link to the subreddit.
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This subreddit is full of exactly what you'd expect. Trannies larping as high-speed "totally epic women" operators. These are the kind of trannies who try to act based and heckin' epic because they're so in on the joke that they know they also aren't women. When it's very obvious, like most trannies, it's a weird sexual thing for them to parody women.

Here's some of the amazing posts you will find in this subreddit lmfao
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My favourite thing is when you can tell its a man because they're still using mens shampoo which makes their hair look like shit.
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I love the man hands, it's always a giveaway
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Considering recent news of Texas wanting to secede, or whatever, LMFAO i think Texas will win if this is the militarys best.
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They're not sending their best, their brightest. They're bring crime, they're rapists. And I assume some are annoying HTSTs who want straight men to rape them.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Not sure if he's been posted or not but I just stumbled across deathfat Jeffrey marsh on tiktok, this makeup look is meant to be Poison ivy
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Great John Candy's Ghost, Batman! That's one ugly, fat genderspecial.

 

[melty]

Thanks for joining me on my journey to hell. This guy is just so fucking weird.

Holy shit, this was a ride. I almost skipped it but didn't. There was so much bullshit in the post that didn't make any sense. Reclaimed memories aren't a thing.
>sticks rod into anus
>"hope this clarifies things a bit"

Imagine being so special that neither sir or maam suits you. Not everyone wants to be on a first name basis with you entitled fuck.

What is with these people trying to turn hospital trips into special performances starring themselves? These people are just trying to do their jobs, they don't need your life history for your one minute interaction with the receptionist or whatever. Pure main character syndrome.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

can’t even wrap my mind around this
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So, what if you're a Pokemon trainer. You'll still never be a real mayun.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Rip Curl is currently in Bud Light leveled damage control after replacing one-armed surfer Bethany Hamilton with that tranny Sasha Lowerson because she refused to compete with the tranny. Riley Gaines discover that they're hiding evidence promoting the tranny surfer Sasha Lowerson after dumping Bethany Hamilton.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Rip Curl is currently in Bud Light leveled damage control after replacing one-armed surfer Bethany Hamilton with that tranny Sasha Lowerson because she refused to compete with the tranny. Riley Gaines discover that they're hiding evidence promoting the tranny surfer Sasha Lowerson after dumping Bethany Hamilton.

He should've been a Willem Dafoe double, holy shit. Hopefully Larry Fink's checks are big enough to cover your brand going full 41%.

 

[Chandelier]

The new Main Antagonist of troon twitter is EuphoriTori, a Keffals-simp who dared to make a tweet calling the Starbucks boycott stupid.*

Couldn't have happened to a better person. I'm surprised no one commented how he could easily find food through that trash heap he calls a room. Guess the journalism isn't bringing in the bucks like Tony Reed's is, eh?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Rip Curl is currently in Bud Light leveled damage control after replacing one-armed surfer Bethany Hamilton with that tranny Sasha Lowerson because she refused to compete with the tranny. Riley Gaines discover that they're hiding evidence promoting the tranny surfer Sasha Lowerson after dumping Bethany Hamilton.
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[Verse 1]
If everybody had a poop ocean
Across the u.s.-gay
Then everybody’d be surfin’
Like californi-a
You’d seem ’em wearing their tucks
cheap wigs too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin’ u.s.-gay



We’ll all be planning that route
We’re gonna all gonna become a troon
We’re waxing down our surfboards and boners
We can’t wait for poon
We’ll all be gone for the summer
We’re on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we’re surfin’
Surfin’ u.s.-gay

 

[FatalTater]

Not sure if this is the place to mention this, and it may have been mentioned already but I'm too lazy to check.

Pretty cool youtube channel The Bible Reloaded was hosted by Hugo and Jake, until Hugo decided to jump on the tranny bandwagon and become Hannah.

Now it seems that Hannah has been being inappropriate with Jake and they're not friends anymore? Gross.

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

 

[Gondolindrim]

Another funny thing about EuphoriTori: I have never in my life seen a single picture of his full body. Just very, very tight shots of the face and the shoulders. The guy hates his body and doesn't want anyone to see what an absolute mess it is.

 

[The Grimace]

Not sure if this is the place to mention this, and it may have been mentioned already but I'm too lazy to check.

Pretty cool youtube channel The Bible Reloaded was hosted by Hugo and Jake, until Hugo decided to jump on the tranny bandwagon and become Hannah.

Now it seems that Hannah has been being inappropriate with Jake and they're not friends anymore? Gross.

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

Jesus, 3 hours? I'm always pleasantly surprised to realize I'm not the only one who knew about this troonout when it happened lol.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

I don't know man. He really sound like a pussy bitch redditor with all that curatet language and bitching about the troons tranny friend not liking weed.
He seems like a cunt that's nice as long as you agree with him. Basically a nice guy. Gay.

Edit: typo

 

[AMHOLIO]

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

2 hours or so in summary:

• Hugannah legally married a woman named Taylor, and both don't seem to have good chemistry with each other or cope well with each other. Neithrr seem to act good to each other, and for some fucking reason Hugo decided to marry her fast even though he doesn't feel as much for Taylor in his words.
• Hugo wanted Taylor to be a "Dommie Mommy" sexually, never got that fulfilled. Also slowly wanted to have sex with men and straight men in particular. Classic AGP.
• Hugo only texted Jake when Hugo needed something, whether it was money, advice, or validation.
• Hugo made a huge show of him being ugly troon whom no one loves, calls himself Chris Chan (which hilariously Jake calls problematic due to being SJW aligned). Hugo was obsessed enough with Christ Chan than he legit put on the documentary on Chris when walking into Jake and Sarah (Jake's wife).
• Hugo messaged Jake on and off, unsubtly dropping that he had a crush on Jake and would have sucked Jake's dick back in the day. Then Hugo said he was in love for a long time with Jake and Jake is totally his best friend and Hugo wishes he was a cis woman so Jake would have loved him. Jake said Hugo could have been a beautiful cis woman but Jake still wouldn't have hit that because Jake considered them friends first. They talked and Jake decided to disinvite Hugo to D&D night.
• Hugo claims Jake was his best friend yet barely did much to maintain friendship.
• Hugo messaged Sarah (Jake's wife) while doing this and used Sarah's words when talking to Jake to try and manipulate him.
• Hugo later reees at Jake a few months later after a stream, accusing him of different dumbass accusations of hiding emotions or some shit.
• Hugo constantly puts himself down, tries to fish for complements, says something bad or weird and then apologized and beat himself up verbally for it. Attempting to manipulate through weird crybulling.
• Hugo rees still and Jake and Sarah gave up and posted this. Hugo massively asshurt because his bad behavior is finally coming to light after 2 years of this nonsense he has inflicted on his former friend.

TL;DR: Hugo became the classic crybully AGP troon who wants others to take care and validate him. He wants to have sex with straight men and breaches social boundaries with his friends to get sexually off. Jake was and is not into it. Hugo became a vindictive dick because of it.


Awful. What a horrid thing, finding out your friend has turned into a lazy sex maniac who wants to harrass you.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

An absolutely deranged take

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Now it seems that Hannah has been being inappropriate with Jake and they're not friends anymore? Gross.

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

That's a friendship of how many years down the drain? That's messed up. Good for Jake though, don't tolerate that shit. The troon mind virus destroys everything.

He really sound like a pussy bitch redditor with all that curatet language

Jake is part of the edgy atheist to woke insufferable Redditor pipeline like so many early YouTubers, absolutely. But we've seen this exact story play out so many times with AGPs and their friends that I believe him. He's probably even downplaying the gross AGP behaviour because he doesn't want to offend anyone. I still feel bad for Jake because it sucks to lose an old friend, and it sucks even more when that old friend is sexually harassing you and crossing all boundaries.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

An absolutely deranged take

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And the balding, like Keffals.