🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Douglas Mortimer]

Jim is having fun with this

https://poa.st/@Jim/posts/AeLyhZPgudzC4PuZVY

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. At least Elaine is ready for the rebound. Perhaps we have Ralph in the UK arc, irl livestreaming himself walking around east London and saying bish don't scare to random black teens.

I don't know that the peso to pound exchange would allow for Ralph to afford a kids-sized curry, much less a fish and chips. Flip side, Elaine clearly doesn't eat much.

 

[PaladinBoo]

He don't scare, he don't care.
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The Chiefs are like a monkey's paw for Ralph. Every time they win he gets felted immediately after.
Chiefs win against the Bills: Daddy Jim felts him.
Chiefs win against the Ravens: Pantsuela leaves him.
Now what is going to happen if the Chiefs beat the 49ers which is the Vickers team? Time will tell what kind of felting Ralph will get.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Jim is having fun with this

https://poa.st/@Jim/posts/AeLyhZPgudzC4PuZVY

3/10, missed opportunity for the poem to be "roses are red / violets are blue / please senorita / let me eat your poo"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Let me guess, the fight was "Where did all the money go?"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I don't know that the peso to pound exchange would allow for Ralph to afford a kids-sized curry, much less a fish and chips. Flip side, Elaine clearly doesn't eat much.

Looks bleak fam.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spoiler: Reeeing

I'm hitting my head against my desk now since I got lazy and complacent. I should have aechived her IG profile.

Oh well, she's likely out.

There's no indication that she's an escort or a prostitute, she's not listed anywhere. Her means of business could be Tinder though, so we'd never know. That's unless someone in Mexico sets up a profile and tries to match with her, but don't do that because it's gay.

Anyway, the last time I checked, she was following some rather peculiar accounts that probably belonged to a-logs. I don't have proof of this though. When she reopens her business, it'll likely be scrubbed.

If we assume she's not an escort, she likely goes on a lot of dates so keeping the photos clean is necessary. She didn't want to show Ethan Ralph off to her followers. KF was taunting him which made him very insecure. I believe she's had a lot of dating experience and knows what she wants. She's probably after someone that's a tad older with a stable (hehe) income, away from a cartel controlled shithole.

Ethan Ralph is a big BPD infant that falls in love with any vagina-owner who dares to smile at him, he's already envisioning her flopping on his gunt like Noah piloting the ark through God's fury. Pantsuela wants to go slow, know each other well enough and plan out the future, like any mature person would. Ethan Ralph wants to go straight to cohabitation with his concubine and wants to go in raw for baby #3.

This likely caused an argument. She probably showed him some stuff on her phone and asked him about these a-log strangers. Ethan Ralph being the BPD infant with insecurity issues flipped out on her and started hollering. She got a whiff of the Ralphamale and called it quits.

This was the case with Adrienne Blair as well, another person with dating experience. Any mature person will simply not tolerate Ethan Ralph's behaviour. He'd only be able to control someone with a broken mind that's as immature as he is.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Spoiler: Reeeing

I'm hitting my head against my desk now since I got lazy and complacent. I should have aechived her IG profile.

Oh well, she's likely out.

There's no indication that she's an escort or a prostitute, she's not listed anywhere. Her means of business could be Tinder though, so we'd never know. That's unless someone in Mexico sets up a profile and tries to match with her, but don't do that because it's gay.

Anyway, the last time I checked, she was following some rather peculiar accounts that probably belonged to a-logs. I don't have proof of this though. When she reopens her business, it'll likely be scrubbed.

If we assume she's not an escort, she likely goes on a lot of dates so keeping the photos clean is necessary. She didn't want to show Ethan Ralph off to her followers. KF was taunting him about it with made him very insecure. I believe she's had a lot of dating experience and knows what she wants. She's probably after someone that's a tad older with a stable (hehe) income, away from a cartel controlled shithole.

Ethan Ralph is a big BPD infant that falls in love with any vagina-owner who dares to smile at him, he's already envisioning her flopping on his gunt like Noah piloting the ark through God's fury. Pantsuela wants to go slow, know each other well enough and plan out the future, like any mature person would. Ethan Ralph wants to go straight to cohabitation with his concubine and wants to go in raw for baby #3.

This likely caused an argument. She probably showed him some stuff on her phone and asked him about these a-log strangers. Ethan Ralph being the BPD infant with insecurity issues flipped out on her and started hollering. She got a whiff of the Ralphamale and called it quits.

This was the case with Adrienne Blair as well, another person with dating experience. Any mature person will simply not tolerate Ethan Ralph's behaviour. He'd only be able to control someone with a broken mind that's as immature as he is.

I feel like this is at worst 88% accurate as to the actual scenario.

 

[JAKL II]

Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
Archive: https://archive.is/1KMs1


PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

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EDIT 2: LMFAO MY FIRST NULL EDIT

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Faith has published a video recording of their exchange.

EDIT 3: Added Ralphs Twitter Space where he is a scared bitch.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Interestingly, Harry Morris posted the below Tweet which consisted just of a "lips sealed" emoji at 12:03pm UTC, equivalent to just after 7am Rochester time (6:03am Mexico City time), a few hours after Ralph uploaded three photos with Pantsuela on his Instagram.

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What did Harry know and when did he know it?

lol, what if someone tried to serve him papers through pantsuela

 

[Benzo Samurai]

based faifai

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
Archive: https://archive.is/1KMs1


PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

EDIT: MORE INCOMING

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Putting hands on a mexican prostitute? Hope her Handler doesn’t come pay you a visit there Ralphie.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Poor ralph even is hooker is alogging him.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
Archive: https://archive.is/1KMs1


PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

EDIT: MORE INCOMING

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Ralph is just asking to get his ass beat and murdered by the cartels if this is true. As Null has stated, when you are a man in another country you do not lay a hand on the women in those countries as the men and drug gangs there will brutally murder you and post the video of it happening on LiveLeak for all to see. Ralph you colossal fucking retard.

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph always wanted to be a nigger so now he's got his babymama snitching on him to a wannabe babymama

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Putting hands on a mexican prostitute? Hope her Handler doesn’t come pay you a visit there Ralphie.

Scroll up five posts, sperg

 

[Hüftpriester]

Historically speaking, this has been a bad time of year for Ralph. The first Portugal beatdown, ensuing facial reconstructive surgery, etc. Then last year he married the horse around this time iirc. That was probably the biggest L of his life. Now his former childbride is doing everything in her power to cockblock him as he lives as a sex tourist in Mexico. I almost feel bad for the guy but then I remember he brings it on himself every single time.

 

[Um...]

Oh my, Deni’s been DMing with Faith too? This is about to get juicyyy.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Historically speaking, this has been a bad time of year for Ralph. The first Portugal beatdown, ensuing facial reconstructive surgery, etc. Then last year he married the horse around this time iirc. That was probably the biggest L of his life. Now his former childbride is doing everything in her power to cockblock him as he lives as a sex tourist in Mexico. I almost feel bad for the guy but then I remember he brings it on himself every single time.

Ralph Philippines arc incoming

 

[fridgesama]

Oh my, Deni’s been DMing with Faith too? This is about to get juicyyy.

The three exes triumvirate has fallen upon us