🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh God, if Ralph dies in mexico and coach dies In Ukraine then null has to get to America quick before the expat reaper comes for him.

It's ok, #3 would probably be Rekieta in Little Somalia

 

[Um...]

Comin home to the land his daddy gave him.

The only place Ralph can live in the US is the swamp that Ronnie Ralph left him. If he moves to Texas I have to assume he'll be out in the middle of nowhere on scrub land and probably in a trailer.

He couldn’t even get that for $400/month.

 

[WelperHelper99]

FIRE UP A STREAM RALPH

The Killstream: about to be killed by Mexican gangs edition

 

[Delamain]

Once I saw a video of a Mexican dude get decapitated with a chainsaw what are the odds that Ralph ends up on a wacky cartel execution

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

no, not @Null, who would Keffals have to blame everything on?

Well he could always blame Null’s successor, @Dyn

Of course that would involve years of research.

 

[Beavis]

He couldn’t even get that for $400/month.

You can’t rent a room for $400 anywhere in the US.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Now "his" women are talking together. Even a literal whore! lol

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Imagine a fucking border crossing stream with Ralph screaming that he'd like to see the border agent with the balls to stop him. Mexicans chanting "cerdo! Cerdo! Cerdo!" As he tries to get his fat ass over a fence. Letting chat pay to play audio while the border agents talk to him. I would love to see that. You think he's gonna try and smuggle cheap Mexican drugs over?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You can’t rent a room for $400 anywhere in the US.

You can get into a sober living house in Texarkana. LolRalph in a program.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

And just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one (Only near women)

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You can get into a sober living house in Texarkana. LolRalph in a program.

A streamer house with rekeita, they can share a blacked subscription.

 

[Beavis]

Imagine a fucking border crossing stream with Ralph screaming that he'd like to see the border agent with the balls to stop him. Mexicans chanting "cerdo! Cerdo! Cerdo!" As he tries to get his fat ass over a fence. Letting chat pay to play audio while the border agents talk to him. I would love to see that. You think he's gonna try and smuggle cheap Mexican drugs over?

I forgot about ralph’s phony scripts. It’s gonna be hell without xannie bars

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING
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He’s afraid she’s gonna call the cops or La familia on him. He’s trying to get out of MX before that happens.

 

[Feldgrau]

Pay for my children’s well being or stay in Mexico where I am wearing out my welcome fast.

I CANNOT DECIDE.

What children?

 

[Steamboat Captain]

If he was smart he would be loading essentials into his shitty truck and high tailing it to the border, or at least anywhere that isn't Merida or his shack.

If we could get a Livestream from his phone as he drives across Mexico in fear for his life tonight it would just make my year

 

[Muppetstudios]

The Sektur is well and truly back, all it took was a Mexican whore xannies and alcohol to get the King Ethan Ralph back on the front page of Kiwi Farms bish

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Doesn't she live in a really bad cartel controlled part of Mexico too? A battered whore from cartel territory? She 100% knows some people.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I didn't even remember to tell it to add the sunglasses. The AI knows . . .

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Dick Masterson is going to have to put himself in a full body cast and traction to get out of having to help Ralph.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

So there you have it, the Gunt is the new Lowtax.

Serious problems with ego, personal space and personal hygiene? Check.
Quit college because of stupid reasons? Check
No real skills to fall back on? Check.
Managed to gather a respectable following over the internet, all too willing to give them money for no real reason, all through sheer luck? Check.
Threw away their gravy trains while seeking short-term cheap thrills? Check.
Got their faces caved in during a publicized physical altercation? Check.
Hooked on drugs, namely alcohol and serious prescription shit, more often than not taken at the same time? Check
Two failed marriages? Check.
Knocked up two random girls with problems of their own? Check.
Third girl became the catalyst of his final downfall? Check
Legit historic of spousal abuse and/or sexual harassment? Check.
Hugely in debt with no intention to pay for child support and legal costs? Check.

Next stop, an ignominious and unmourned death. Whether from his own hooves, his body finally giving in from the years of self-inflicted abuse, or through a murder most people saw coming, it remains to be seen.

Lowtax got in the ring, Gunt pussied out. Lowtax was a better man than Gunt can ever be.