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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%
  • Total voters
    110
MadStan said:
People tend to exaggerate about this. Ralph should just stay cool; stay where he is and sit it out. She ainā€™t doing nothing and neither are any of her Johnā€™s looking for doing a beat down in exchange for services. Her brothers wonā€™t do anything either. No one going to recognize a piglet driving a red truck.

Just stay where you are Ralph. Steady now.
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He is being besmirched and defrauded by slatternly whores! His name is being dragged through the mud! How can a Ralphamale kneel while lies are being spread? No sir, he must holler!
 
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MadStan said:
People tend to exaggerate about this. Ralph should just stay cool; stay where he is and sit it out. She ainā€™t doing nothing and neither are any of her Johnā€™s looking for doing a beat down in exchange for services. Her brothers wonā€™t do anything either. No one going to recognize a piglet driving a red truck.
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Well people for the longest time thought that Chris-Chan wouldn't rape anyone, and look at how that turned out.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Amazing how these women have to fuck around and find out considering how much information this abusing cunt has on him online...wake up women jesus christ.
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Ralph has taught me one thing, as long as you front, and front, and front some more - even a 5'3 thimble-cocked retard can not only get pussy, but can breed multiple times. What a sorry state of affairs for the world...
 
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free_protons4u said:
I have a terrible track record predicting things like this, in fact I'm like 0%. But I am not buying this for a couple of reasons:
- I thought her English was very poor. She writes as well as an 8th grade drop out
- Some of the typos are something I believe a native speaker would make, not someone who is not fluent. Specifically, saying that he is still making "poster" instead of "posts" leads me to believe that this was written by a native speaker.
- Similar to the "whoops, the federalis just boarded the bus and threatened the driver" work, his new posts are exactly what the Kiwifarms audience wants to see. Ralph wouldn't say he wants to go to Texas now; he wouldn't announce it, he would say some grandiose shit about not scaring and then suddenly just show up in Texas calling everyone who believed him a retard.

My hypotheses, in order of likelihood:
- Ralph and Deni are fucking with Faith together and doing a "work"
- Faith Vickers (known retard; gunted) was taken in by a fake account that has Deni's pfp and information, although this doesn't explain Ralph deleting Tweets and Deni locking her profile down if they were not directly involved
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When have his "works" ever been even half this elaborate and thought out? It's always just some stupidly transparent lie that he then almost immediately reveals to be a lie with a "haha you losers fell for it" when no on did.
 
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Lone MacReady II said:
Ralph has taught me one thing, as long as you front, and front, and front some more - even a 5'3 thimble-cocked retard can not only get pussy, but can breed multiple times. What a sorry state of affairs for the world...
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He groomed an underaged child, caught a fame whore after a brony trooned out, and paid a whore for sex, is it really that much of an accomplishment? Also why TF would you want your kids to be raised by a tumblrette and pedophile.
 
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Niggernerd said:
We know ralph. You're like cyraxx. Incapable of learning and getting offline where most of your troubles come from
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Where is he gonna go? He canā€™t go to a normal job he is too belligerent and untalented. He canā€™t get an audience in media he has the attention span of a terminally ill Alzheimerā€™s patient. He canā€™t do anything but be a sperg.
 
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