🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Cringestorian X]

Where is he gonna go? He can’t go to a normal job he is too belligerent and untalented.

he's pushing 40 and he never had a real-life job, his prospect of employment is worse than DSP

 

[Oxyjen]

I think he means disGUNTled women. You know, because he gunted them.

I thought he meant disGRUNTled, you know, like a pig.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Have you considered why it is that seemingly every woman you've ever interacted with is "disgruntled" and do their best to fuck you over?

So weird because he’s just a nice guy minding his own business and these whores for no reason decide to try to mess with him! What bad luck! Poor guy.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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Is that all you have to say, Ralph? You were brimming with energy when you were dunking on your ex and your father in-law. Call her a dirty cocksucking beaner. Post to her father about how much she loved suck white dick for dimes. You know you want to.

 

[4090 Chad]

Where is he gonna go? He can’t go to a normal job he is too belligerent and untalented. He can’t get an audience in media he has the attention span of a terminally ill Alzheimer’s patient. He can’t do anything but be a sperg.

The true high IQ play would be to return to the US and commit some kind of white collar crime that would command a low sentence so he can get 3 hots and a cot, get sober, and have people move on from talking about him for a few years.

 

[Red flaming panda]

 

[Axiom.]

Hallelujah, we are back to the reason why Ralph holds down his own board by himself. No gay ops/tard wranglers, just him doing what he does best with the people around him.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Is that all you have to say, Ralph? You were brimming with energy when you were dunking on your ex and your father in-law. Call her a dirty cocksucking beaner. Post to her father about how much she loved suck white dick for dimes. You know you want to.

Ralph is a bitchmade faggot, too skeered to tell it like it is.

Couldn’t be me!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Someone should request a black Tahoe from a limo company to sit outside his house with the engine running all night

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Someone should request a black Tahoe from a limo company to sit outside his house with the engine running all night

That’s assuming he even goes “home”. At this point he’s so scared he’s probably shitting his pants at the airport, unable to muster up the courage to walk out.

 

[Telemeter]

You guys don't seriously believe everyone in Mexico just knows cartel members they can call on for favors right? lol

She is not "everyone", she is a whore.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Every Ralph dub turns to a massive L. Gunt stays losing!

 

[DumbDude43]

She is not "everyone", she is a whore.

violent organized criminals aren't exactly known for being valiant defenders of womens honor, especially not prostitutes

 

[Scout Trooper]

That’s assuming he even goes “home”. At this point he’s so scared he’s probably shitting his pants at the airport, unable to muster up the courage to walk out.

Yeah this would explain why he's fucking around arguing with people on Twitter and not getting his stupid fat ass packed and getting a flight out before it's too late.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

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109 scorned exes but never his fault

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

A lot of you are in here saying Ralph isn’t actually in danger as if Mexicans aren’t a violent, short-sighted little tribe of subhumans.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Yeah this would explain why he's fucking around arguing with people on Twitter and not getting his stupid fat ass packed and getting a flight out before it's too late.

Its better to die a horrible, painful death than to have that gawdam JOSHUA CONNER MOON PROOVED RYT WUNCE AGAYN!

 

[Waifu Days]

Someone should request a black Tahoe from a limo company to sit outside his house with the engine running all night

He must be so paranoid right. He is the most open person to be fucked with I have ever seen. No, Ralph! No!

He is also one of the most online idiots out there. Two British fags found him in a different country. Ralph's cookie crumb trail is staggering. Hopes and prays, pig boy. Be safe and go with God.

 

[maguyver16]

Ralph if you need transportation out, I know a place you can go to pick up a ride

 

[DickSanchez]

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Gunt be photoshopping fake convos it seems!
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So Ragepiggy is potentially on the run for trying to kill the prostitute that he larped as his gf and the first thing on his mind is to hopefully convince people that he doesn't have a micro dick?