Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[mlanguishi]

An absolutely deranged take

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[Namekian George Floyd]

Not sure if this is the place to mention this, and it may have been mentioned already but I'm too lazy to check.

Pretty cool youtube channel The Bible Reloaded was hosted by Hugo and Jake, until Hugo decided to jump on the tranny bandwagon and become Hannah.

Now it seems that Hannah has been being inappropriate with Jake and they're not friends anymore? Gross.

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

I remember when trannies would complain about their family disowning them for being trans nonstop and now you just see them ruin every close personal relationship they have on their own despite how tolerant the other people are. Kinda makes me wonder if any families were actually disowning their kids for being trans, like maybe they were a total fuckup piece of shit their whole life and trooning out was just the breaking point for everyone.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

An absolutely deranged take

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Wow, what a disgusting human being. Calling me bald is equivalent to calling me a nigger. Take that transphobes.

For real, Hitler was right about the wrong people. Asylums should have never been closed. Gays shouldn't have been given marriage rights.

 

[Karellen]

I’ve thought about it and started a few times. Though every time I start new lore comes out or drama happens and I try to archive / rewrite it. If I have time this weekend maybe I will. The folks on tumblr have been nice enough to document out most of it anyway.

ETA: the kid is AFAB. I don’t want to reveal a lot about them because they’ve been through enough. Also, the kid is not biologically Poppy’s. Apparently his then wife was pregnant with another man’s baby when they married. How do I know this? Poppy just had to tell their audience about it on stream. The kid had a trust fund from when her mom died, and she emptied it out when she left Poppy and Zena. Poppy’s biggest concern about the kid leaving was that the kid would steal his amhole surgery money, and he needs it so he “doesn’t get turned on [visibly] in public because a partner sent a spicy pic”.

Poppy had a wild weekend. And new lore dropped too. According to now ex-friend GayFesh, Poppy doxxed one of her clients information to her discord server.

One of poppy’s obsessive fans spent Saturday harassing Poppy’s ex girlfriend. SadLilGothy’s profile pic is of her and Poppy making out, and she has drawn bestiality porn of her and Poppy having sex.

A homeless man who lives near Poppy started streaming and posting about Poppy as well. Poppy responded by getting her community to mass report his revenue streams and vague post about her guns and call the cyber police (by the way Poppy lives in Brighton, Michigan; her GFM is for a PO Box in Hamburg Michigan).

 

[FarmVille]

Fucking trannies. Starbucks was the first (and for a long time only) major corporation that would cover dick and tit chops for retail employees —now troons hate it because they don’t do enough to support mooslins who would gut trannies like fish

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't know man. He really sound like a pussy bitch redditor with all that curatet language and bitching about the troons tranny friend not liking weed.
He seems like a cunt that's nice as long as you agree with him. Basically a nice guy. Gay.

Edit: typo

He could be a massive fucking dick for all I know, but he's still less of a dick than how Hugo/Hannah comes off. Hard to beat "sex pest".

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I don't like Jake, don't get me wrong, but Hugo was so grotesque in appearance even BEFORE he trooned out - the idea of a creature like that secretly lusting after you for years and years, nursing this weird secret love, it's the stuff that horror movies are made of. It's ghoulish.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

A homeless man who lives near Poppy started streaming and posting about Poppy as well.

I have no idea who the fuck Poppy is but I lost it at this sentence. The future is now!

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Another funny thing about EuphoriTori: I have never in my life seen a single picture of his full body. Just very, very tight shots of the face and the shoulders. The guy hates his body and doesn't want anyone to see what an absolute mess it is.

There are a few full body shots in his thread, and it's as bad as what you are imagining. This is the most recent. He covers the face in most of the full body shots, probably because he can't figure out filters.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

There are a few full body shots in his thread, and it's as bad as what you are imagining. This is the most recent. He covers the face in most of the full body shots, probably because he can't figure out filters.

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Dude, clean your pigsty.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Dude, clean your pigsty.

There are two things that are ALWAYS true about MTF selfies:

1. If the face is visible the subject cannot seem to smile naturally
2. If they're at home and the room is visible it's not merely messy, but a "bitch you live like this?"-tier disaster zone

 

[HarblMcDavid]

An absolutely deranged take

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It's absolutely deranged to call that a "receding" hairline, that implies gradual and natural processes. It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Fucking trannies. Starbucks was the first (and for a long time only) major corporation that would cover dick and tit chops for retail employees —now troons hate it because they don’t do enough to support mooslins who would gut trannies like fish

That's the thing about purity spirals, nothing is ever good enough for long. Eventually they will come for you too.

As said in Wargames: the only winning move is not to play.

 

[smile.jpg]

It's absolutely deranged to call that a "receding" hairline, that implies gradual and natural processes. It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

In a lot of cases, its not even a receding hairline, but merely a male hairline.

 

[The Noticer]

Not sure if this is the place to mention this, and it may have been mentioned already but I'm too lazy to check.

Pretty cool youtube channel The Bible Reloaded was hosted by Hugo and Jake, until Hugo decided to jump on the tranny bandwagon and become Hannah.

Now it seems that Hannah has been being inappropriate with Jake and they're not friends anymore? Gross.

Actual Jake's youtube video, Why I No Longer Associate With Hannah

I used to watch these guys like a decade ago when they did the bible reading videos. I lost interest around 2016 and checked back in on them one day years later and saw the Hugo Troon Reveal in 2020. I remember having a moment thinking "So this is the fate of people who reject god".

It's kinda funny/strange listening to Jake's take on all this. I had a similar experience like 15 years ago, I had a gay friend that I talked to online, and one day he decided to confess his feelings to me and started asking if he got implants or a sex change would I be attracted to him and shit (he later did troon out). Really a weird and uncomfortable conversation. My response was pretty much "Uh, fucking what?" and I cut off contact immediately after. I find it strange how Jake handles that interaction with Hugo, basically re-affirming that Hugo is a stunning and brave REAL WAHMAN and him being a troon totally isn't the reason why Jake wouldn't fuck him.

Listening to the way that Jake is suprised that Hugo acts like a stereotypical troon sex-pest is like listening to a pit-bull owner after the shocking revelation that it ate the kids.

 

[majorplayer]

[Verse 1]
If everybody had a poop ocean
Across the u.s.-gay
Then everybody’d be surfin’
Like californi-a
You’d seem ’em wearing their tucks
cheap wigs too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin’ u.s.-gay



We’ll all be planning that route
We’re gonna all gonna become a troon
We’re waxing down our surfboards and boners
We can’t wait for poon
We’ll all be gone for the summer
We’re on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we’re surfin’
Surfin’ u.s.-gay

Two troons for every boy!

 

[Karellen]

I have no idea who the fuck Poppy is but I lost it at this sentence. The future is now!

Believe me you’re lucky. Poppy and her polycule, her orbiters and even most of her detractors are all mentally ill coomsick social media addicts. Every time I think they reach a new low or they’ve run out of drama they push some new craziness out.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Rip Curl is currently in Bud Light leveled damage control after replacing one-armed surfer Bethany Hamilton with that tranny Sasha Lowerson because she refused to compete with the tranny. Riley Gaines discover that they're hiding evidence promoting the tranny surfer Sasha Lowerson after dumping Bethany Hamilton.
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They dumped a popular female surfer, who's had her life story adapted to a movie, who also gets you diversity points by being visibly disabled...for a gross middle aged guy in a bikini. Great marketing.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Hmm, looks like laurelie Bailey gets a mention in the

Poppy

crazy troon polyquele shit. I recognised the name, it's not (the other insane troon-namely Dong Jones lackey) I thought it was but.. Yeah there's so much shit to sift through the connection bears notice.

 

[Karellen]

Hmm, looks like laurelie Bailey gets a mention in the

crazy troon polyquele shit. I recognised the name, it's not (the insane troon) I thought it was but.. Yeah there's so much shit to sift through the connection bears notice.
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Yeah I’m wrapping up the polycule thread for PG. there are several cow crossovers w/Poppy, including Keffals, Vaush, EuphoriTori, Brianna Wu, Lily Orchard and Chris Chan