🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fields Of Rye]

Jesus fucking Christ, I may be late but can we just acknowledge the bit where Josh said the one thing he was never cool enough to do was drive a motorcycle through the dangerous part of mexico and fuck with their women when he was trying to bait Ralph to get himself killed during the Corn Incident.

Are we about to add another skull to the official Kiwi Farms Murder Pile?

 

[Twinkie]

Fawk I forgot how annoying Salvo is

 

[Dicky Kicky]

A cow being killed by the cartel would be a first as far as I know I hope they get a video

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

More commentary on the twitter space Ralph is running

 

[PhoBingas]

Well that didn't take long.

I didn't think they were an ACTUAL couple, I figured gunt was just repeatedly paying for the "weekend package".

Shit in my euphoria that was his hotel.

If these are legit messages. I think that's skype Faifai is sharing screenshots from. It's stupid easy to fake skype screenshots, and you don't even need two devices to do it. I guess they're instagram screenshots, but still, easy to fake if you have two phones. I don't doubt that Ralph would probably choke a Mexican hooker or slap them around, but Faifai and crew haven't been getting much attention from their last couple stunts, so this could just be another attempt at trying to keep her dad's streaming "career" going.

I think he was looking at Cuba or Guatemala.

I always thought Americans weren't allowed to emigrate to Cuba? I'm a dumb nigger, so I could be and probably am wrong.

Hide your wife, hide your daughters the Ralphamale is coming through like a mother fucker.

No asshole will be left unthumbed.

I can't believe this spicy latinx didn't stay with Ralph for his mastery of women pleasuring techniques. Oh well, I guess we'll be seeing him strung from a highway in 3 pieces soon.

Three pieces? They'd probably have to do six or eight or run the risk of toppling whatever they strung him off.

I see Ralph is trying to speed run the life of Jack Idema. Now all we need is for him to die of AIDS.

Well he probably got the GRID from nasty-ass Alice, so the cartels could probably just play the long game.

This fat wigger pig deserves to get torn apart by cartel dogs but I don't think it will happen. I think null just saved a life with six words in xitter.

All the booze and benzos might make the cartel dogs sick. Think of those poor dogs.

SHAMEFULL.

See, If that's Meximeigh calling Ralph toxic, I'm calling the legitimacy of these chats into question. I thought the deep lore on what's her taco was she couldn't speak English and was using google translate to talk to Ralph?

Anyone else think this might be suicide with extra steps from our favorite gunted hobbit?

 

[PyroJohn]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

I'm pretty sure he was thinking about moving to South Africa a few months ago.

 

[Monodrone]

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You're the one who went gloves off over a mild ribbing, Ralph.

You chose the path.

 

[murph]

Cat confirmed alive

 

[Twinkie]

I've been up for 36 hours

I just got my passport renewed last week. I could drive across the border tonight.

But I have two cats. I love those cats more than anything.

There's been a ten-year effort to take me offline

I wasn't so "evil" when I was cumming inside you this morning. But I don't wanna get too graphic.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The fact ralphs weighing in being killed in mexico and saying there is a chance. Wild.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That wouldn’t work. Most black women would fight back and likely kick the shit out of Ralph if he tried to ragepig at them.

They also tend to be taller. There's no way they'd get with this manlet unless he has good money and drugs.

 

[Raven-621]

So Ralph goes to Ecuador and lives in a tar paper shack until he dies of malaria, gets his head kicked in by a pimp or drowns tangled in razorwire crossing into Texas.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Ralph, I hope she isn't associated with a local cartel group, that ass whopping in Portugal will be nothing compared to Mexico. If here, handlers hit you up.

 

[Zab McMann]

Every January this wigger finds a way to start a new dumpster fire. He really needs to fix his shit before he hangs off the freeway or becomes winter rations for cannibals

 

[Cynical-Carnivore-88]

“Why would I get on twitter and get on a space where all of my enemies are if I did it?”

“I can go to the United States whenever I want”

“I have two cats here and I care about them more than anything else”

“I only have one cat carrier tho…”

“There has been a ten year effort to take me offline”

“I don’t want to get too graphic….it doesn’t make too much sense what is being said…I am looking at different options”

“My mouth is dry as fuck goddamn”

Well I don’t know what to say, if all of these comments don’t clearly show a stable and well put together online personality that clearly has all of his shit put together I don’t know what does!!

Also to all of you haters he is CLEARLY DRY MOUTHED FOR BEING AWAKE FOR 36 HOURS, and NOT because of any copious amount of tequila infused horchata and that he’s been pounding.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm pretty sure he was thinking about moving to South Africa a few months ago.

Yeah, but I'm sure most of us thought it was just drunk / stoned babbling to fill dead air or seem cool. I'm sure you've known drunks or druggies with delusions of grandeur, who were always saying they were gonna do this and that when they can barely look after themselves.

 

[Funkmaster]

MY CATS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO LOVE ME!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Twinkie]

I'd rather put a bullet in my head than leave these cats here to die. They're the only entities in my personal life that give a fuck about me. I would not leave them here. I would rather die.

I'm not scared to die. i'm not scared to go to jail.

i'm not wings of redemption. I'm not dsp. i would hope it would be clear by now that I don't give a FAWK

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bro he sounds so fucking scared. Hes really in some deep shit I think boys. Couldnt have happened to a Nicer Guy.

 

[Historical Strelkov]