DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[grump]

The more I learn about this buffoon the more I realize how little I know about life and how it works.

How is he not homeless or living with his parents? How has he not had his teeth merged with some curb? How does he pay his bills? How does he have enough money to spend on stupid useless shit? Who are these people giving him money? Does he have some side hustle like crypto/stocks/money laundering/prostitution/whatever to justify the way he's been living while on a constant, ever growing net loss?

What sort of fairy tale life is this where you get to fail in every single thing you do for over 3 decades because you somehow possess all the worst traits of character as well as way below average intelligence? He's not a looker either with the body of someone who's been sitting in a chair lifting nothing heavier than a mug for the duration of his life coupled with mediocre on a good day face?

His whole existence is unnatural and confusing. According to all I know about the world and how life works he should have been either dead, homeless, a junkie, a small time drug dealer, a male prostitute..or something of the sort.

Instead, he's a relatively successful small-time famous internet personality with a house of his own and enough money to keep living comfy. How does that fucking work I don't understand any of it wtf

his luck stat was maxed out during character creation

 

[Fapcop]

A little unrecorded begment today, as Phil scolds the dents for not contributing enough: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4alYAP02ncc

50 dollars isn’t enough, because that money came during the prestream you see! Phil needs prestream tips AND gameplay tips!

 

[Incel Death Note]

That unrecorded begment was totally mask-off.

Engagement - you guys have been pretty good. Support? *legslap* Haven't gotten a single tip basically since we started the gameplay, I think there's been one superchat all day, and everything else has been fake memberships that don't count. So this is the point I'm making.

I can't have it as daytime streams when it's just dead slow. Alright? That's just- it's cause and effect. So I just want you to understand that's what's going on, ok? Everytime I play this game it's the same thing. I can't have it be like that all the time, you understand?

For some reason my audience doesn't resonate with JRPGs and I don't really get any support when I play them. It really drives me nuts.

Everything has to happen in exactly the manner that fucks me, y'know? *scoffs* Of course. Every circumstance. Right. Okay.

There you have it. If you don't tip Phil to play the games he wants to play, you're fucking him. He also said this entire thing while having 50 dollars in tips plus a superchat for a few hours of playing videogames. The entitlement is crazy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That unrecorded begment was totally mask-off.

There you have it. If you don't tip Phil to play the games he wants to play, you're fucking him. He also said this entire thing while having 50 dollars in tips plus a superchat for a few hours of playing videogames. The entitlement is crazy.

Better start putting toilet paper on your head for tips, Phil. Maybe you can bring back spinning the chair for 20 bucks?

 

[ATandTism]

The more I learn about this buffoon the more I realize how little I know about life and how it works.

How is he not homeless or living with his parents? How has he not had his teeth merged with some curb? How does he pay his bills? How does he have enough money to spend on stupid useless shit? Who are these people giving him money? Does he have some side hustle like crypto/stocks/money laundering/prostitution/whatever to justify the way he's been living while on a constant, ever growing net loss?

What sort of fairy tale life is this where you get to fail in every single thing you do for over 3 decades because you somehow possess all the worst traits of character as well as way below average intelligence? He's not a looker either with the body of someone who's been sitting in a chair lifting nothing heavier than a mug for the duration of his life coupled with mediocre on a good day face?

His whole existence is unnatural and confusing. According to all I know about the world and how life works he should have been either dead, homeless, a junkie, a small time drug dealer, a male prostitute..or something of the sort.

Instead, he's a relatively successful small-time famous internet personality with a house of his own and enough money to keep living comfy. How does that fucking work I don't understand any of it wtf

It is really just pure luck as others have said.

He came to YouTube at the exact right time, and found the exact right tards to fund his lifestyle. His fostering of the 'us v them' narrative is another lucky break since it resonates with the dents the best. The most useful is his uncanny luck to find dents with 'open wallets' throwing multiple figures at him either to 'own da trolls' or just for attention.

As well as everything else like tax/bankruptcy fraud and YouTube ignoring any of his ToS breaks is back to luck again. The Pigroach is best enjoyed like watching a very, very slowly sinking ship. Just check in every once in awhile.

He is indeed sinking; it is just at a glacial pace thanks to his luck magically filling most of the holes but thankfully he is either too stupid or lazy to remove any of the water that came in.

 

[Iron Hamster]

but calling combo strings "button mash" is just otherworldly levels of stupid.

It's otherworldly levels of cope.

Also, Phil mentioned a so called "dossier of hate" in his unhinged rant that was used to kick him from Twitch's partner program and that we have it here. Does anyone know what the fuck he is actually talking about? Or does he mean the few times Nigel made a hint hint at some journos?

It's just another lie to cover for his bad behavior and get pity from the dents. At a minimum he was breaking their TOS daily with the 24hr exclusivity clause.
Notice that for the longest time they wouldn't show him proof - allegedly. Now, all of a sudden out of nowhere, someone sent him the proof - allegedly. Proof he will not show. He knows exactly what he did to get departnered but will not take responsibility as always.

Because of Phil's retarded addiction to WWE Champions the malicious actions of trolls, Phil is down income for the month. AND NOW, HE HAS THREE BIG BILLS DUE!

What are the odds?

Weird since he just got paid and that covers all the bills until next month.

It's really interesting how DSP thinks Job was a guy who did everything correct and nothing wrong. Job is just like him, guys!!1!

Whenever he brings it up from now on, people need to ask him what The Lawnmower Man has to do with it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't know what's worse: Phil likening Disney's The Lion King to Game of Thrones for kids, or his outright dismissal of Aladdin, Beauty & The Beast and The Little Mermaid as "cheesy, shitty romance stories".

What are the odds that Phil never read Hamlet?

 

[grump]

I don't know what's worse: Phil likening Disney's The Lion King to Game of Thrones for kids, or his outright dismissal of Aladdin, Beauty & The Beast and The Little Mermaid as "cheesy, shitty romance stories".

What are the odds that Phil never read Hamlet?

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What sets the latter three apart from the former is they all have disgusting vomit inducing cartoon human females in there with sickening udders growing out of their chest and smelly holes in their crotches. Worse still they engage in hardcore explicit heteroSEXUAL pecks on cheeks and dances in ballrooms. Completely lewd and improper stuff for a matoor adult like him to watch. HES MARRIED ST00PID.


Its like watching a porno of yourself bukkaking someone in front of your m-waif while giving her the middle finger.. Why are you demanding he bukkake someone in front of his mo-waif while flipping her off? Are you some sick depraved pervert? Do you need the white coats to come take you away?

 

[Fapcop]

That unrecorded begment was totally mask-off.





There you have it. If you don't tip Phil to play the games he wants to play, you're fucking him. He also said this entire thing while having 50 dollars in tips plus a superchat for a few hours of playing videogames. The entitlement is crazy.

Note also his very autistic understanding of tips.

Tips that come in during the prestream is because of the prestream. Tips that come in during the game is for the game, and if you don’t tip then, that’s because you don’t like the game.

The thought that someone might enjoy the game, but tips during the prestream because it gets more attention there, doesn’t even cross his mind.

TLDR: Phil is really fucking slow in the mind.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I don't know what's worse: Phil likening Disney's The Lion King to Game of Thrones for kids, or his outright dismissal of Aladdin, Beauty & The Beast and The Little Mermaid as "cheesy, shitty romance stories".

What are the odds that Phil never read Hamlet?

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DSP can barely read period.

 

[blahblahblah678]

What ever happened to Phil's new retcon about $50 every stream being the new measure of success, and anything above and beyond is gravy? Greed is massively strong.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I’m not sure if he’s that fucking stupid that he legitimately didn’t know how to press the buttons during Infinite Wealth’s dating minigame or if he blatantly tried to not interact with it as much as possible. Either are likely, but I’m just reminded even more of how badly I hate this asshole. He’s a stupid, stunted, juvenile, begging scammer that thinks he has some kind of moral high ground against everyone else, and everyone else is wrong and dumb and only he is right.

Fuck this asshole. He gets me MATI, but I am still amazed how the traits of stupidity and a complete lack of likability can be combined into one single person.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil really is dumb as a sack of bricks.

He got to the dating mini game, and somehow failed a QuickTime event.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3-BU14lRaI&pp=ygUDZHNw

(@13.20)

“HUUUEEHN?! Chat says I skipped the tutorial?! WHAT TUTORIAL?!”

Never change Phil!

 

[Balr0g]

Saw this on Poems_future

DSPReACK going strong there Phil. coupled with the no tips Begkuza and 26$ Palorld this is the triple whammy

 

[kiwirevolving]

A little unrecorded begment today, as Phil scolds the dents for not contributing enough: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4alYAP02ncc

50 dollars isn’t enough, because that money came during the prestream you see! Phil needs prestream tips AND gameplay tips!

He's been doing this shit for years: if he gets $100 more in tips than he asks for in one day and the next day he only makes $50 he'll bitch and moan about how today's tips goal wasn't reached.

He probably relies on the short term memory his dents have and that they're too lazy to check his archives to see how much he made the day before

Phil never gets to see any of those tips, they always go straight to bills (like Doordash and WWE)!

Edit: Even he's been doing this for years, moments like these still piss me off sometime. It shouldn't, but here I am

 

[Kier Starmer]

God imagine Phil doing a video on 40k lore!

I am hoping the Argentinian member bombs occur in Feb because it will make some very manic Phil moments. I am adamant that his "issue" is his taxes and his having to pay the full amount which we know for sure he has not saved for. The IRS is being extra stringent on declarations too as of late, so he needs to be careful with his filings. If he is still claiming 5k monthly expenses and making what 6k now. They are going to flag that shit harder than Kanye West in a toilet. If he is on 6k monthly then he is paying about 12k after expenses. I can fucking guarantee this motherfucker puts his dinner etc as expenses. If too he is paying that 10-12k, he has to pay it as his back tax amount is maxed out.

 

[grump]

For some reason I keep getting suicide warnings when I search for DSP music videos.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phil really is dumb as a sack of bricks.

He got to the dating mini game, and somehow failed a QuickTime event.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3-BU14lRaI&pp=ygUDZHNw

(@13.20)

“HUUUEEHN?! Chat says I skipped the tutorial?! WHAT TUTORIAL?!”

Never change Phil!

Part of me wants to believe he's playing it up in order to get some tard to go "lul i lyk how he didnt no to do the qte, dat was funne heres some money Phil", but I think it's easier to assume that the drinking is continuously doing a number on his brain. That, and he's living proof that moderation is key.

 

[Brother Wind]

There you have it. If you don't tip Phil to play the games he wants to play, you're fucking him.

God I remember when I got mad at him forgetting that tips are for performing a service well. Hell, even for performing a service. But he has really backslid into tips are now something everyone has to chip in to regardless of he is doing something you even support in the most charitable of definitions of the word.

 

[BallBuster II]

God I remember when I got mad at him forgetting that tips are for performing a service well. Hell, even for performing a service. But he has really backslid into tips are now something everyone has to chip in to regardless of he is doing something you even support in the most charitable of definitions of the word.

Don't forget he is also getting $320 a month from Patreon. I don't know who the 60 dumbasses are besides Slayer who are still pledged to that nonsense, but people always seem to forget that extra bit of income he gets every month.