Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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I refuse to believe Patrick is a Deus Ex fan. No way he could enjoy something so based. Also, maybe he should try getting a job.

the "aug lives matter" sequels are transparent allegories for left wing politics and are made for people like pat. he would have a fat stroke if he wasn't a fake gamer girl and played the original.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Found on X

Spoiler: ISLAMIC CONTENT

 

[skol]

Pat spent hundreds of dollars swatting himself, seemingly just to attentionwhore, while in reality it was a carefully planned action to highlight Torswats to the authorities… and nobody’s thanking him SAD

 

[Divine right to rule]

The only demons he encounters are obesity paralysis demons. Because he's fat.

Not sure about that. Pat pretty much checks every single of the deadly sins.

Pride?
Check. Pretty much a narcissist.
Gluttony?
He is fat.
Lust?
He is into things.
Wrath?
He utterly lacks self control, screeches like a banshee and takes swings at cops. Also the little "threatening to kill a pregnant woman" incident.
Envy?
He is insecure in his masculinity, and most of the people he hates are pretty macho men.
Sloth?
He is fat. Also, almost failed american high school while being literate.
Greed?
Mostly for attention, but still.

If he was a demon he wouldn't be scary however. He would be one of those fat comic relief demons on the shoulder of a cartoon character.
"Yes child, throw the paint balloon. You will be a hero"

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I hope Pat gets arrested for ordering SWATs on himself and it leads to his next literary masterpiece: Fat Lad of Reading Gaol.

 

[FinnSven]

Greed?
Mostly for attention, but still.

And food and booze.

And SFWA funds for lawsuits.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Unlike a certain President with an IQ equal to that of the icecream cone he's licking.

Try "IQ equal to the average age of the people he sniffs."

The sweat and hog hair and farts seeped into that mattress. It's a biohazard.

Patrick is going to create COVID-27. It'll be so bad they will decide to skip numbers 20 through 26.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holy shit, Patrick’s response to Justin makes me wish he’d mouth off to the wrong person IRL and get all the fat punched out through his pores.

Wrong, stalker, he would put them down upon sight before they even know what's happening.

Four years later everything is still Flonald Drumpfs and Putins fault
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I don't think this guy is very smart

I think US/Iranian relations broke down around 1979.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Found on X

Spoiler: ISLAMIC CONTENT

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Gender: Transsexual man

 

[Grift Garrison]

My friend who’s new to Pat asked me a question that I’m not sure has been entertained yet: How do we think Torswats would even get on the radar of a boomer moron like Pat before the Vice article that made his Telegram service famous? It’s not like Telegram is a flea market and it’s not like Pat is tech-savvy.

Somewhere in the thread when Torswats was fresh to Pat posting, someone surmised that if you searched SWAT services on Telegram it was the first entry.

 

[Frankenfucker]

Even Berdyck (KF thread) who claims he's uncovering the biggest corruption scandal in 50 years, is dunking on Pat for that "look at my Twitter" slacktivism delusion:
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Pat replying to a Matthew Berdyck post 9 days later to tell him to go fuck himself.
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Matthew Berdyck is a crazy lolcow with a stillborn thread on KF without much data. But you can find a lot of info on this YT playlist since one of his targets is a videographer. He basically brazenly threatens people with anything from sending pizzas to their home to breaking their skull with a drywall knife.

The guy from youtube who made the "Social Media Monster" documentary about Matthew has been his target for over a decade. Unlike Pat he regrets engaging with a troll.

They both were flown to LA to meet on Dr Phil, but it was cancelled because Berdyck allegedly sperged out violently at crew members.

Why does Pat want this lunatic to come after him? (Rhetorical questions, we all know why)

Six months ago. The writer of the stillborn thread has already been doxed because we can all see who he is in the LA Musician Forum.

Literally has the almost verbatim investigation you posted, all sourced by Ross.

Scam victim after scam victim after scam victim and every one of you turn around and suck Ross’s dick in response.

 

[Meat Target]

Just out of curiosity, has Pat ever shared his thoughts on Opie & Anthony themselves? Or Jim Norton? I've only heard him mention that the Pests used to fuck with Brother Joe before Norm/11.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I haven't listened to the allegedly very poor audio recording of the interview, but did he really say this?
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I have a hard time believing he really said this.

same energy

 

[*sigh*]

Just out of curiosity, has Pat ever shared his thoughts on Opie & Anthony themselves? Or Jim Norton? I've only heard him mention that the Pests used to fuck with Brother Joe before Norm/11.

Jim Norton is protected on account of being a queer lil faggot who married a tranny.

 

[Maude Snew]

while being literate.

Citation needed.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

It's called sleep apnea.

sleep fatnea*

 

[lindsayfan]

every one of you turn around and suck Ross’s dick in response.

no, child. i'm... into things, but sucking Ross's dick is not one of them, in part because i don't know who ross is. those are merely your delusions again. await the risperidone

 

[Pedophobe]

@Frankenfucker is the site's new Schizocow-in-Residence if you weren't aware. He'll explain all the details in the post below.

 

[Creative Username]

No, stalker, he will not. Enjoy prison.

 

[JJLiautaud]

No, stalker, he will not. Enjoy prison.

No child, you have already been informed a single digit number of times that he will, enjoy the schizo rant, stalker.