Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[teriyakiburns]

I don't even know what thread this is most appropriate for, pedoring owner Ezra Orena posts about how she's dysphoric over not being a trans woman.

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PARODY

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No comment.

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Sorry Cacti Empress, I can’t read your argument through the glare coming off your SHINY BALD HEAD.

 

[Kufungisisa]

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"He asks me if something happened to me down there?"
In the far fetched hypothetical scenario that this doctor didn't have any suspicion, I dread to think what the poor guy was imagining could have happened. Some extra sadistic FGM 'fixed' by Josef Mengele? A car crash that left the whole body intact but mangled the vulva beyond recognition? That guy's gonna have nightmares for awhile.

"What do you mean, my vagina is like everyone elses."
That whole groupthink / hugbox is scary strong.
It's been said a lot but it's still a relief these people have never seen a real one.

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

No comment.

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Funny how they also made the observation that Harry Potter goblins were like Jews after JKR ditched the troon movement. Poke the bear enough, and the true thoughts come out.

 

[Oliver Onions]

No comment.

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So he's saying it's true that black people look like monkies? Because that is objectively a receding hairline.

Yikes, never knew transwomen were so racist smh

 

[TyrasGuard]

A big round of applause for our brave heckin' valid woman!

See? Being trans isn't all about pain and misery, you bigots have it all wro-

Spoiler: Well...

I'm glad he got over it? The anal fissure/hemorroid was a week and a half ago from the 200 days HRT milestone so, whatever that is, didn't deter him much from his milestone.

While I'm glad that they go and post this shit on public spaces for me to laugh at, I don't get what the thought process is when they decide to ask random strangers instead of just asking or going to a doctor.

 

[Thursday]

I've seen a handful of transwomen specifically compare being trans to being black on some level actually. It was part of what peaked me years ago because they want to be oppressed more than anything despite hitting the birth lottery of white man in a first world country.

 

[Hyper Light Grifter]

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PARODY

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Yeah while googling for this meme I instead found these true and honest trooners on reddit seething after they found some xitterino's using biotrans as satire: https://www.reddit.com/r/truscum/comments/rwl8gf/psa_beware_of_this_new_terf_dogwhistle_if_you_see/

It's old milk but we all know that milk ages just fine of course.

Cope ensues:

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ScreamingVoid285
•2y ago•Edited 2y ago

I think its because of that kikoimi (?) Meme about biotransgirl.
-they shave their head to simulate mbp
-they dye their hair bright colours
-they wear a strap on to simulate "Euphoria boners"
-they exclusively use infantilism in their language.
-they wear fetishistic clothing that overly sexualises stuff.
-oh did I forget about brow impants.
Everything that is physical for the "biotransgirl" is literally shitting on women with pcos who have facial hair and androgenic alopecia.
So. They forget who's toes they are stepping on. God I am glad I'm a male presenting gay man on hrt. I'm working my way back to the closet.
Edit: It's this. https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/p356wq/the_femaletofemale_trans_girl/

SmallRoot
•2y ago

This comic is the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear the word "biotransgirl". It actually has more pages (I think it's four in total), but I'm not comfortable linking them here, as they are progressively getting worse and worse. Everyone, search at your own risk.

Of course 'Euphoria boners' never happen and fuck you for noticing, oh and anyway it's somehow just an attack on women with PCOS and alopecia because we all know those really are indistinguishable from men trying to become women.

But of course, 'as a male presenting gay man on hrt', our brave redditor knows best. Why does he need hrt and why is he posting in r/truscum if he is really a man? Even a man with a natural hormone deficiency should know he's not trans from the Truscum point of view. Almost like our pooner here is not a male man after all, and she has zero awareness for how transparent this LARP is.

And fuck, do any of you remember r/TumblrInAction? I swear that it was the last bastion of a subreddit where you could somewhat challenge the insanity of the 2SLGBTQQIA+, and it was what got my genderfluid going gendercritical in the first place. I didn't even know at the time that it was actually the last in line of gendercritical subs that were constantly being banned. You could post trans nonsense to cringe at or just have a discussion about such things, but it was done in by our dear jannies of AgainstHateSubreddits shortly after the whole Lia Thomas debacle. Thanks for that Mr. Oaken, it's what eventually made me reach the better pastures of the Farms I guess.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A big round of applause for our brave heckin' valid woman!
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See? Being trans isn't all about pain and misery, you bigots have it all wro-

Spoiler: Well...

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I'm glad he got over it? The anal fissure/hemorroid was a week and a half ago from the 200 days HRT milestone so, whatever that is, didn't deter him much from his milestone.

While I'm glad that they go and post this shit on public spaces for me to laugh at, I don't get what the thought process is when they decide to ask random strangers instead of just asking or going to a doctor.

I used to find it amusing, but I'm beginning to hate the word 'booba' almost as much as the absolutely vile 'cunny'. Sexualising what's supposed to be a life-saving medical procedure is bad enough, but infantilising it like that makes me want to fedpost. Not a fetish though, right??

 

[Geraldine]

"He asks me if something happened to me down there?" ...
... "What do you mean, my vagina is like everyone elses."

Further analysis: Sure the doctor knew, but was trying to be polite and discreet to avoid embarrassment.

I don't get what the thought process is when they decide to ask random strangers instead of just asking or going to a doctor.

Getting as much attention as possible is part of the fetish.
Social media enables it just by existing.

I've seen a handful of transwomen specifically compare being trans to being black on some level actually.

Routine victimization shopping.
The "normal" gay rights movement did it years ago, though they've dropped that line for a while.

 

[Fraiser crane]

I wonder what % of the posts in this thread were done by biological femoids

I'd be fucking livid if somebody was transplaning what it means to be a woman to me

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So he's saying it's true that black people look like monkies? Because that is objectively a receding hairline.

Yikes, never knew transwomen were so racist smh

I guess we’re supposed to pretend not to notice. Like all tranny arguments, the aim is to create a situation where you just can’t criticise anything about them.

Cope ensues:

I’m not seeing a denial that these are troon traits, though.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

No comment.

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thats hilarious, male pattern baldness causes a tranny supporter to mock a tranny, who is then mocked by another assumed tranny for making fun of a tranny because making fun of the male baldness is transphobic.
they can't do anything but each other alive because they're all too mentally ill to have any form of clarity to realise what they're mad at, is retarded.

 

[Hyper Light Grifter]

thats hilarious, male pattern baldness causes a tranny supporter to mock a tranny, who is then mocked by another assumed tranny for making fun of a tranny because making fun of the male baldness is transphobic.
they can't do anything but each other alive because they're all too mentally ill to have any form of clarity to realise what they're mad at, is retarded.

He might as well transition to a transtrans-transwoman at this point, maybe emulating Kikomi's brave and valid mpb that she induces for her euphoria with his naturally barren 6head will finally do the trick. It may be the closest he ever comes to being true to himself now that the bigoted trans-transphobic trans community is trying to invalidate his trans^3-body because they're jealous that he is so much more transcended than them.

 

[Geraldine]

Jehovah's Witless are loony in a general way, but here is a denunciation of Jehovah's Witless parents for being normal and decent. Notice this is not from one of the trans subreddits.

Synopsis:

Fuck you dad for telling me not to cut my dick off. What a religious cult fanatic screwball, amirite?

Link - Archive

Comments are all the usual horrible transredditor party line.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Jehovah's Witless are loony in a general way, but here is a denunciation of Jehovah's Witless parents for being normal and decent. Notice this is not from one of the trans subreddits.

Synopsis:


Link - Archive
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Comments are all the usual horrible transredditor party line.

lmao teachers violating hipaa. And threats of lawsuits. Dude is too ashamed to own his “my truth” but sure, he’ll definitely find the money for a lawsuit and make a public show of defending his transness. Spiteful little fuckers with delusions of competence.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

50 yo German tranny gets told HWNBAW by his therapist. Twice.

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The surprisingly helpful and well-meaning suggestion that he focuses on things he does have control over, like his outlook, attitude and self-worth, is met with the usual barrage of coping and seething that is ultimately too boring and repetitive to repost. Unprofessional, should lose license etc. Some creep brags about skinwalking his sisters. Hugger Emily makes an appearance, her DMs are open, girl!

So my therapist had somehow got it into his head that a 50 yr old dirty german Fetish Grandpa will never be mistaken for a pretty young girl. Next appt, I asked him again - same answer. Reddit, this broke me. I've been crying angry tears into my big, rough calloused old man hands ever since. This is nothing like Euphoria!

 

[LoverofPi]

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lmao teachers violating hipaa. And threats of lawsuits. Dude is too ashamed to own his “my truth” but sure, he’ll definitely find the money for a lawsuit and make a public show of defending his transness. Spiteful little fuckers with delusions of competence.

Teachers are not Hipaa covered entities.

For therapists, they are allowed to discuss matters raised by a minor patient with the minor patient's parents if they decide it's best for the patient.
There's literally no hipaa violation either way.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Jehovah's Witless are loony in a general way, but here is a denunciation of Jehovah's Witless parents for being normal and decent. Notice this is not from one of the trans subreddits.

Synopsis:


Link - Archive
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Comments are all the usual horrible transredditor party line.

This reads like fiction designed to whip people into a frenzy about how important it is to not tell parents about their kids’ gender identity. Even if it ain’t tho, how the fuck does the teacher “force” you to out yourself? Just say “Nah, I ain’t trans” and walk away if they press the matter.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Great news for Floridians!

Licenses CAN be revoked if the gender that appears on the license does not match the sex of that person. Link to the article

Dumb retard lawyer Alexandra Caraballo makes a cameo in said article, in the form of massive seething.

The comments section on the article, the tweet and the Reddit thread are full of seething trannies calling Florida the worst place on Earth, Republicans wants us dead, etc, etc. There are so many that I suggest you give them all a read. It's fucking insane that people can live their entire lives feeling this victimized 24/7.