Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Roboute Guilliman]

I unironically agree. All I knew of this guy until recently was that he was pathetic and unfunny enough to pal around with Chad Zumock, so I studiously avoided his content. Having seen him run his mouth, though, it’s pretty clear he’s a closeted fag who’s turned to alcohol to help him cope. Kayla’s visceral reaction to him is what it should be. He’s an obnoxious faggot. I actually find him significantly more intolerable than Nick.

It’s also telling that he refers to how his wife’s friends think he’s a piece of shit. Kayla’s far from an outlier on this and her instincts are accurate in the case of this loser.

I don't like Kayla, I still think she is the one who wanted to open the marriage, but I agree with this whole heartedly.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Whats a yestergay? A lot of men bounce around from label to label, never finding their proper gay home. My hunch is that this man has gone from a twink, to a twunk, to a twank.

you could have just linked to the relevant always sunny clip lmfao. I hope you didn't type this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B17MeOSuuYQ

 

[Chibitzen]

I feel like the hot tub stream answered a lot of questions about Nick and the Imholtes, but there's still a big question mark over Kayla. She didn't look comfortable at all.

All I can add is in person that appears to be her default resting mode. Awkward intense eye squinting and goofy faces with intermediate staring. Socially awkward af bystander until something she can be grabby and emotive with appears. But even then, she's still very awkward socially. Maybe she feels she has to act for the cameras and this is her Youtube audience mask. In all fairness to her, it's working to her credit because so many are a loss at which box best fits her antics.

So very unlike Nick, who is the gay flaming flamingo of Lawtube at this point.

 

[FedPostalService]

I never understood how people think they can pull a fast one over on God, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and end of time.

Because there isn’t one.

 

[thebigdream]

Because there isn’t one.

This is irrelevant to the subject at hand, Nick professes to be a Christian and so thinking he can beat God at his game, even given Nick's watered down interpretation of him, is absurd.

 

[Chibitzen]

Here is Bingo Card 2 of 3 from Nick's 2024 Bucket List:


Contributions:
@AltisticRight
@AnOminous
@Balldo's Gate
@Captain Manning
@Catgirl Tyranid
@ChromaQuack
@Dixieland Buckaroo
@Doctor John B. Zyklon
@Farmer Y
@FiveStarAce
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
@HodgePodgeRogerDodger
@John Andrews Stan
@Kosher Dill
@miss ethanol
@Neetorino
Nick Rekieta
@Oliver Onions
@Owlbear
@Pippa's Greasy KB
@Sam Losco
@Smashed & Slamed

Card #1 is here.

He has a lot of work to do if he expects to win Lolcow of the Year again.

 

[Anticipointment]

I still think she is the one who wanted to open the marriage

After everything that we’ve seen from Nick, I can’t agree with this view.

There is too much evidence to the contrary that has come straight from Nick & especially in hindsight, this was evident for a long time before people caught on to the nature of his true character.

With Kayla, there is a lot we can’t know for sure. The more likely scenario is that Kayla has long felt invisible to Nick (something she has stated on video) & she’s an exceptionally dumb, extremely impressionable woman with no fixed identity of her own besides “wife” & “mother”. She ends up so desperate for Nick’s attention & affection, that she goes along with all of Nick’s degen coomer ideas. She may even appear to take the lead at times, trying to show what an accommodating & “fun” wife she is.

The true shame is that she puts herself & her desire to be the hot wife above the needs of her children, although we can’t be in her head, perhaps she thinks that if she doesn’t, her marriage & entire family structure will collapse.

Maybe this assessment of Kayla is being too charitable, but really what it comes down to is this:
For the sake of argument, say she is the cause of the swinging nonsense. The state of their marriage sliding out of control still lies with Nick. As the husband, the man, the head of household & the sole source of income, he holds the power.

This isn’t some misogynist take either, it’s simply a fact. Not all relationships are so skewed and this situation isn’t a good thing when the power is abused. But giving Nick the benefit of the doubt that he’s not an abusive husband, it is still his duty & responsibility to shut that shit down on the spot.

No way should any husband put up with a flighty ho. He stamps that out & attempts to fix whatever the problem in the marriage is. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t. But a man has got to give it his all, & should the bitch try any funny business, he can stand tall in court when seeking custody of the kids. Nick comes from money & is a lawyer, ffs. Kayla wouldn’t dare cross any lines with him if he stood up to her.

Except, that’s not what Balldo did. He enthusiastically became an ambassador for a kick in the nuts “sex toy”, aligns with actual pedos, & flounces about being an emaciated homosexual fashion victim. Also, he’s a drunk.

Looking at the totality of Nick, & what a hypocritical, narcissistic, slimeball he is, not even sure if Kayla would be too far in the wrong if she outright cheated on him. At best, that would probably be a sideways move. But instead, she’s gone down to his level. Joined up with the devil at the expense of her kids.

Meh, idk, it’s less a good vs bad spouse & more they are both crappy people.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Here is Bingo Card 2 of 3 from Nick's 2024 Bucket List:
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Contributions:
@AltisticRight
@AnOminous
@Balldo's Gate
@Captain Manning
@Catgirl Tyranid
@ChromaQuack
@Dixieland Buckaroo
@Doctor John B. Zyklon
@Farmer Y
@FiveStarAce
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
@HodgePodgeRogerDodger
@John Andrews Stan
@Kosher Dill
@miss ethanol
@Neetorino
Nick Rekieta
@Oliver Onions
@Owlbear
@Pippa's Greasy KB
@Sam Losco
@Smashed & Slamed

Card #1 is here.

He has a lot of work to do if he expects to win Lolcow of the Year again.

Amazing.

We need a way to track this, I think someone already had a few balldos marked off on card #1.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Did Rekieta say anything on Locals about the cancelled show?

And I think he knows it too. Which is what that whole "I'm not lucky" weirdness was about. He knows if his marriage goes tits up, he's fucked. I found it REALLY telling that he went on and on about how awesome it would be to have a prenup. That's not something that happily married men usually have to reflect much on.

It's a very very very odd thing to say unprompted when someone says you're lucky to have a long marriage. It would be one thing if it was a joke, but it seemed like a drunken tangent that was supposed to be serious.

 

[Neetorino]

Since there are a couple of days left, and a few of the bets go into the first of feb and require data from @Neetorino , runner ups will be announced then.
Again, congrats @miss ethanol!

Here, have a sneak peek of the data collected so far. I'm gonna go back through the 2023 data and add YT totals from Playboard so we have that to compare against as well, for posterity sake. I'll show last year's January data again when I do the full Jan breakdown; all Rumble data is collected by the magnanimous @Potatoherder

Spoiler: SneakPeek

Edit: Spreadsheets are very fun; as a treat have the Superchat and Rumble Rant final totals for 2023. I say known simply because not every Rumble amount was recorded and those totals aren't using estimates.


100K isn't a bad haul, obviously not including for Youtube's Cut (Rumble didn't have one last year from what I've understood). But it's interesting that Rumble only makes up ~1/5 of that total considering how big his Rumble audience apparently is.

 

[Obsul]

Because there isn’t one.

Sure, but Rekieta claims to be a Christian and if you believe that there is an omnipotent and omniscient god, then it's extremely stupid to think you can somehow trick an omnipotent and omniscient god like Rekieta seems to.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

This is irrelevant to the subject at hand, Nick professes to be a Christian and so thinking he can beat God at his game, even given Nick's watered down interpretation of him, is absurd.

Can't be much harder than outwitting Null. God is probably just an autist who doesn't know social cues, Nick just has to pray in the shower that God makes Himself a million shekels and everything will be fine.

Here, have a sneak peek of the data collected so far. I'm gonna go back through the 2023 data and add YT totals from Playboard so we have that to compare against as well, for posterity sake. I'll show last year's data again when I do the full January breakdown; all Rumble data is collected by the magnanimous @Potatoherder

Spoiler: SneakPeek

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LMAO this is less than his nanny spends on snacks. It works out to about $15.65-$18.40/hr for us who work normal jobs. Except unlike a normal job, Youtube/Rumble are gonna take a cut right alongside the taxman. Either way, Nick is living on the income of the average unskilled American right now (actually worse, even Drexel is making more down at MSP as a baggage handler for Delta), and the average unskilled American isn't downing a $100 bottle of whiskey every night. Kayla better get her divorce NOW before this retard spends himself into bankruptcy and has to leech off his parents so he can keep buying his kids' love with Disney vacations. Pull up, Nick, or there will be no more Hedonism 2 stays in the future!

 

[macrodegenerate]

Sure, but Rekieta claims to be a Christian and if you believe that there is an omnipotent and omniscient god, then it's extremely stupid to think you can somehow trick an omnipotent and omniscient god like Rekieta seems to.

My thing is: I just don't get what people hope to gain from tricking God. I can understand trying(and usually failing) to usurp or overcome the mechanizations of God for your own gain. I just don't get the whole cheating your way into heaven, as the concept of heaven is just a close proximity to God in the afterlife. Sure you can try to find a way and make sure you're not 0.50 short at the pearly gates so to say, but you should be doing that in service of God or at the very least not against him.

 

[Gorton Colu]

My thing is: I just don't get what people hope to gain from tricking God. I can understand trying(and usually failing) to usurp or overcome the mechanizations of God for your own gain. I just don't get the whole cheating your way into heaven, as the concept of heaven is just a close proximity to God in the afterlife. Sure you can try to find a way and make sure you're not 0.50 short at the pearly gates so to say, but you should be doing that in service of God or at the very least not against him.

People are extremely delusional and capable of great self deception. Even many hardened criminals and killers still view themselves as being good people. It is not a stretch that Lord Balldo has rationalized a way on how he deserves all the rewards of God with none of the effort.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

you could have just linked to the relevant always sunny clip lmfao. I hope you didn't type this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B17MeOSuuYQ

But then I wouldn't be able substitute key balldo details into the monologue to make it more directly applicable....

And also, yes. Yes I did. The power of autism compelled me.

if anyone is really interested in my relationship with pornography, they should slide into my DM's.

lmao, my point was even your first post was horrifying and TMI. You just keep digging yourself deeper with every response, and now you want us to DM you so that we may get your fucking thesis on the promulgation of internet pornography and its degenerative effect on society? Why I think not.

Anyway, back to the point:

Having seen him run his mouth, though, it’s pretty clear he’s a closeted fag who’s turned to alcohol to help him cope. Kayla’s visceral reaction to him is what it should be. He’s an obnoxious faggot. I actually find him significantly more intolerable than Nick.

It’s also telling that he refers to how his wife’s friends think he’s a piece of shit. Kayla’s far from an outlier on this and her instincts are accurate in the case of this loser.

I agree, Rekeita is smug, slimy, and smarmy, but thats because its just who (((he))) is. This other guy, A-Aron(?) is just a tryhard "LOL IM SO GAY" faggot who's acting up for the camera. Its far more annoying and hatable.

Who ever set up that "when will A-Aron get taken to the cleaners by his future ex-wife?" site deserves almost as much support as N00l. He's truly got his finger on the a-log pulse. Maybe we ought to invite him to join the farms and write up an OP on the homo.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Nick holds fast to the "grace above all else". His logic is that as long as he confesses before he dies, he gets to live his hedonistic sinful life here on earth, and then get into heaven after having all the fun.

While he's not incorrect, God is not mocked, and I hope he doesn't miss out on that last second repentance.

He actually is completely wrong, because living like this with the “teehee I’ll just repent later” is precisely what YAHWEH HATES. God will tell him “depart from me, for I never knew you”, and he will be condemned to hellfire.
A fitting end to a disgusting man.

 

[Poop Shoot]

This also assumes he’ll even have some romantic death bed redemption like the fucking movies. Can’t repent when they’re scraping his brains off the sidewalk after drunkenly rolling his car. Or passing out and drowning in the hot tub. Or having a stroke while on the toilet.

Real life doesn’t work like the movies.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

But then I wouldn't be able substitute key balldo details into the monologue to make it more directly applicable....

oh I was reading too quick and missed that, re-reading again I'm cracking up. As an always sunny enjoyer I will say.... quality post.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My thing is: I just don't get what people hope to gain from tricking God.

My thing is: I just don't get what people hope to gain by continually discussing Nicholas Robert Rekieta's religious interpretations as if they were sincerely held. Does anyone believe he would be pretending to be religious at all if he didn't marry someone from a religious family?

As far as I'm concerned, what he expresses is all for trolling his in-laws/church and/or an attempt to gaslight his wife who comes from a religious background, which if so clearly worked since you could see her Pinterest account change from "prayers for your husband" to slutty drinking games. Any attempt to theologically debunk his opinions will flounder on that rock.

 

[Chibitzen]

As far as I'm concerned, what he expresses is all for trolling his in-laws/church and/or an attempt to gaslight his wife who comes from a religious background, which if so clearly worked since you could see her Pinterest account change from "prayers for your husband" to slutty drinking games. Any attempt to theologically debunk his opinions will flounder on that rock.

Admittedly that's a hell of a personality shift, even for the spiritually weak. She might as well just be a standard Farmer egging Nick on to drink more. If she's trying to do well in the divorce by enabling him, it's working. "It was the fame, your honor. I couldn't stop him"

I could also see Nick being such a control freak in the lawyerly sense that he's already anticipated this and it's all part of the "I'm a busy loving husband!" stream sessions that will later be reproduced as evidence should he need to provide evidence that he's tried to please his family on all fronts. As it is he's not had a DUI and been unlawfully drunk. Arguably, he could sweep the alcoholism under the rug as being part of the job and its overuse being a result of stress and streaming pressure.