Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 128 37.5%

  • Total voters
    341
The women were all utterly unappealing.
well thats not true, plenty of women who'd be streamers now like Null ended up in porn because it was the best way to make money if you were an above average yet entertaining chick. even if you take their bodies out of the equation its obvious just by how often friends of null or podcasters null wants to be a guest of enjoy talking to pornstars that they're pretty appealing. Of course if you're a fag you'd believe otherwise. Speaking of which do you find kiwifarms or its owner unappealing?
I feel like we're already starting to see this with more and more kids rejecting all the Pride garbage and dunking on troons.
i honestly attribute that to demographics, of course the mixed kids with curly hair mock gays like their parents do, and there's only one white liberal kid for every dozen of those fags
Point being, it gave me a lot of insight into the industry, but it didn't make the product seem attractive at all
how do you feel about these clip4sale or OF women? its literally taking the industry out of the product entirely. same with camwhores. And this is where you move the goal posts again
a Max Hardcore video
Max Hardcore is as much a part of the establishment as Sam Hyde, but his notoriety and independent nature is what caused plenty of people especially on the business side of things to fucking hate him. Him taking porn to "the extreme" for his day really just made him the Bill Hicks or Lenny Bruce of porn. If you can be honest with yourself, stuff like the stepdaughter incest or rough sex was just ahead of its time. even Max himself once he got out of prison talked about how unfair it was for him to go to prison for such a long time that when he got out they had incest sex scenes and rape on regular television in bars (he was talking about game of thrones)
100K isn't a bad haul,
it is in comparison, he was clearing that in a week during the trial days. 3k in january literally doesn't even cover his snack budget too. Its unironically low enough that Nick could qualify for welfare because even the shitty government of his state says its impossible to raise 5 kids on 3k a month.
a religious family?
they're such a wonderful family that they let at least one of their daughters be a used up slut by the time she was in college.
 
I never understood how people think they can pull a fast one over on God, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and end of time.

Although in Nick's mind I think he sees himself as the Omega, Drexel as the Alpha, and his wife getting fucked by the latter all the time.
It's a kind of retardation, and God loves retards because they're stupid enough to be considered animals rather than humans. So in the 21st Century the Ralphamalés are Kangs among men because they're too stupid to stop themselves from being the biggest retards they can.

Therefore, if you would rule the world be the most retarded motherfucker on the planet; Quod Erat Guntmonstrandum, bish. Crisis Kang.
 
Cock and Ball Discomfort oils?
Rekeita probably needs them after a night with the balldo and our wife. Imagine the chafing!

Oh, NOW I understand what your intentions are!

"He he, I don't even watch porn! But that's because the British news papers have bare breasts on the third page. And I also studied the porn subculture because of a 'professional' curiosity. Why don't you DM me to find out more..? Teehee!"

Insidious!
FRFR, I'd say we need to check this guys early life section, but I'm guessing we all know what we'd find there.

He actually is completely wrong, because living like this with the “teehee I’ll just repent later” is precisely what YAHWEH HATES. God will tell him “depart from me, for I never knew you”, and he will be condemned to hellfire.
A fitting end to a disgusting man.
Blah blah blah, jesus this, jesus that, jesus plus four. Take your sermon to mount sinai and shut the fuck up. Balldo and our wife are about as religious as my left nut so its fucking pointless to argue about how they're "no true christians". See below:

My thing is: I just don't get what people hope to gain by continually discussing Nicholas Robert Rekieta's religious interpretations as if they were sincerely held. Does anyone believe he would be pretending to be religious at all if he didn't marry someone from a religious family?

As far as I'm concerned, what he expresses is all for trolling his in-laws/church and/or an attempt to gaslight his wife who comes from a religious background, which if so clearly worked since you could see her Pinterest account change from "prayers for your husband" to slutty drinking games. Any attempt to theologically debunk his opinions will flounder on that rock.
Could be that our wife was never into the christian mythos, she was just peer pressured into it by her family. Shacking up with (((balldo))) allowed her to rid herself (mostly) of her socio-religious obligations. I know many people who went through this story arc, though it happens more often in men than in women.

That's assuming the gay bar thing was her idea. Nick is an unreliable narrator.

I feel like the hot tub stream answered a lot of questions about Nick and the Imholtes, but there's still a big question mark over Kayla. She didn't look comfortable at all.
I dont know, the way she reacted to A-Aron's and Nick's flirting makes me think that it wasn't. Or at least not in the "it would be so hot if my husband fucked another guy" way. I could see it as her conceding again to balldo's perversions. Maybe she thought that if she got him some dick he would simmer down and found that she had miscalculated?

As far as her dealing with the imhole's (not to be confused with amhole's, but conceptually similar), that may have just been revulsion towards A-Aron and apathy towards little miss iTub. I do wonder, if they are swinging, is balldo spending quality time with A-Aron or is he trying to get himself some unhappily married pussy? Hell, who am I kidding, he proably gets one then the other all while ourwife downs a bottle of Colossal Bull Dick oil and tries to fight through the tears.

well thats not true, plenty of women who'd be streamers now like Null ended up in porn because it was the best way to make money if you were an above average yet entertaining chick. even if you take their bodies out of the equation its obvious just by how often friends of null or podcasters null wants to be a guest of enjoy talking to pornstars that they're pretty appealing. Of course if you're a fag you'd believe otherwise. Speaking of which do you find kiwifarms or its owner unappealing?
Nigga what? I feel like you may have had a point but you skipped on a few hundred english classes in grade school.
 
This is irrelevant to the subject at hand, Nick professes to be a Christian and so thinking he can beat God at his game, even given Nick's watered down interpretation of him, is absurd

I don’t know, it just seems to me like Nick doesn’t care about pretending to be a Christian anymore for the grift since it gets in the way of being a deviant, which he enjoys more. God doesn’t factor into the equation of Nicks life because he believes himself to be so perfect that he is his own god.
 
Continuing on with my AI bullshittery. Through the most unholiest of rituals (begging for port info through DirectML on github) I got a fork of RVC2 going on my AMD system. I have decided to test it out with a "stress load", so I trained a rather big voice model that consisted of cuts from Rekieta's stream.

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Everything went rather smoothly. Combing through training output data I found 2 states where I was pleased with the clones. With the first one singing sounded horrible (but incredibly funny) and the second was a later point where he sounded like a proper singer. Of course I picked the first point. In terms of cover choices, "Mandy" track was already covered by a fellow member of the forum, who used a different model, so I chose the most retarted song I had extracted acapellas on standby for. BTW, I haven't touched any pitch settings, Nick is just pulling those raw female vocals with the utter strength of his faggotry:
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I'm not at all familar with the US music scene, so feel free to suggest material for future covers.

Komm Susser Tod! It's the perfect song for Nick. Unless its been suggested already. Haven't been in the thread in ages. Trying to catch up.
I was having too much fun in the Fishtank thread collecting puzzle pieces, top hats and trash cans to bother with this boring bastard. A whole lotta 'tists were simping for this tranny looking puke goblin. I'm starting to think this place might attract a disproportionate number of undesirables.

Anyways. So I come back here to catch up and you 'tists are having some sort of debate about how "cups" are some unknowable unit of measure. It's 8 fluid ounces you limey fucks. And no not everyone has a fucking kitchen scale. This is AMERICA where you can buy knives in stores and don't need a LOICENCE.
We need to troll Nick into talking more about American Beauty so we can analyze it some more. That was fun.

(If you think this is a serious suggestion contemplate sudoku.)
I disagree. American Beauty is the only thing Nick is an expert on and most likely costs him subscribers every time does. We should encourage him to talk about it as much as possible.
 
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F to doubt. The homoerotic energy in these clips is off the charts.


They go to the chiropractor weekly. I assume she's using hippy dippy self medication in lieu of counseling though.


Is it just me or is this steel toe'd faggot trying to badger Kayla into liking him? He comes off as a douche bag.


Good on you. You're better off. Porn is awful and I wish my parents had been more tech competent when I was growing up.
I just realized she needs to go to the chiropractor weekly because she needs constant spine realignment cause of the constant bbc she's taking :story:
 
Nick holds fast to the "grace above all else". His logic is that as long as he confesses before he dies, he gets to live his hedonistic sinful life here on earth, and then get into heaven after having all the fun.

While he's not incorrect, God is not mocked, and I hope he doesn't miss out on that last second repentance.
This is called presumption and itself is a mortal sin.

Actually, upon thinking about it and referencing checking, it's worse than that. It's one of the only sins that are unforgiveable as it is a sin against the Holy Spirit. It literally nullifies itself.

Presumption is a sin against the Holy Spirit inasmuch as one presumes he can save himself apart from the grace of the Holy Spirit or that God will save him without conversion (cf. Catechism, no. 2092).
 
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He's sick from the weekend. "Sick".

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Our wife's strange behavior may not be a sign of her discomfort in an unwilling situation, but just the general presentation of her psychotic BPD affectations. Keep in mind that she is profoundly mentally ill and constantly falling in and out of depressive and manic states, which can be seen on every one of her previous appearances on the stream.

About whether or not Nick or Kayla is the one who started pushing for the cuckolding (they are likely both equally fucked up perverted freaks), it's important to keep in mind that way back in 2019 Kayla approached Drex to set up a bulldozing for her without telling Nick. Drex had to warn him about it after the fact, which he did in an expectedly niggardly fashion by trying (and failing) to hint at it subtly during a livestream instead of in private, and making it too obvious what he was talking about.

Of course Nick is not innocent in this, we know he is and has always been a degenerate wierdo: he has revealed that even as a child, (long before "pretending" to be gay in order to get close to the slutty cheerleader whose friends convinced to take his virginity as a joke for a birthday present) he had a creepy sexual fixation on his parents and wanted to be fucked by them.
 
he had a creepy sexual fixation on his parents and wanted to be fucked by them.
I'm more in the camp of he married a woman who was very similar to his mother and then inexplicably resented his wife for the exact same reasons he resents his mother and now he is in this drug and mental illness trap where he treats his wife the same way he treats his mother and it's all very Oedipal.
Edit: he's learned through 40 years of experience with his mom and 20 years experience with our wife that he can manipulate them into doing anything he wants given enough time and weasel wording.
 
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It's a very very very odd thing to say unprompted when someone says you're lucky to have a long marriage. It would be one thing if it was a joke, but it seemed like a drunken tangent that was supposed to be serious.
Exactly. The expected reply to a compliment like that is "Thank you, I am very fortunate to be able to grow old with this woman, the mother of my five wonderful children... yadda yadda yadda."

Instead, he looked like he was about to break into tears, and started talking about the benefits of prenuptial agreements (simultaneously implying he doesn't have one with her).

It just screams that he's looking to get out, she's looking to get out, or some combination of the two. I just can't tell which because Kayla is such an enigma. Regardless, it certainly wasn't the answer of a happily married man. It was rather uncomfortable to listen to, to say the least.

@Captain Manning beat you to it a long time ago friend
Well did the dude have a chance to do it? I'm way back on page 2994 hoping to run across 5 pages of tripod talk.
I didn't do a parody of Komm Susser Tod, if that's what you're asking. Clairebear played it as an outtro on one of her streams over the following image.

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I liked it so much, I screen capped it ,and have been rocking it as my avatar for about a year now.

Every once in a while, somebody will message me and be all like "Is... is that an ass?" @AltisticRight apparently saw my avatar for months, but didn't pick up that he was looking at Rekieta's bottle ass. Fun times. :story:
 
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