Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Yeah, I'll subscribe to his horror channel. I'll even do reviews, for all of the two weeks that this latest racket will last. He doesn't get to rely on his troon shield for this stuff, so we'll see exactly what he thinks he can do while he's off the reservation.

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This guy has more abused loyalty than an adult Disney fan.

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When the fuck did that happen
 
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Something Awful said:
How Lucas's break is going, Day 6:

Lucas made a Catboy Ranch server for the multiplayer survival game Rust. It didn't go well, as some ruffians raided his base while he was offline!

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SO DONT FUCKING PLAY IT, DONT FUCKING JOIN MY SERVER, DONT FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON.

So yeah, he sperged the fuck out, banned the perpetrators and threatened to quit and/or wipe the server. Later he calmed down and instead came up with 5000 words of autistic new rules that I won't reproduce here in their entirety, but I gather the gist is "My friends and I are the strongest and we will take your shit."

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this has the energy of those kids in school who just claim a random toy as theirs and get mad whenever anyone does something with it when they are not around to see. honestly i am surprised he is even bothering with rust given how well minecraft went for him. keffals just wants to play in his toybox and have everybody praise him for it. i cant wait for the obvious failure this new channel will be. personally im going to give it a month until he starts back on drama because how many times has he said this? he never follows through because he needs the attention.
 
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Lucas is 6 years late to true crime. Everything's been done to death. 2020-21 was the years of cryto shills and day traders but that requires too much math for him. I guess he could have some edge if he was charismatic in some way but dude has a gay dead voice that makes my ears bleed. He has nothing that attracts people or a new audience.

Edit: Null on MATI suggested he take up Stake or Kick for gambling. Watching him become a full time gambler or cardshark would be fun tbh.
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
Lucas is 6 years late to true crime. Everything's been done to death. 2020-21 was the years of cryto shills and day traders but that requires too much math. I guess he could have some edge if he was charismatic in some way but dude had a gay dead voice that makes my ears bleed. He has nothing that attracts people or a new audience.
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The state of him, body and soul, is a true crime. Imagine going back 20 years and telling someone about this creature.
 
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There must be some big shit going on behind the scenes, Brianna Wu is going on all over the place how maybe cancel culture wasn't such a good idea and the left eat their own. Fuck em anyway, and I hope they spend some serious time in the corner just for pushing that even they are mildly saying they were wrong now.
 
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Something Awful said:
How Lucas's break is going, Day 6:

Lucas made a Catboy Ranch server for the multiplayer survival game Rust. It didn't go well, as some ruffians raided his base while he was offline!

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LMFAO.

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SO DONT FUCKING PLAY IT, DONT FUCKING JOIN MY SERVER, DONT FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON.

So yeah, he sperged the fuck out, banned the perpetrators and threatened to quit and/or wipe the server. Later he calmed down and instead came up with 5000 words of autistic new rules that I won't reproduce here in their entirety, but I gather the gist is "My friends and I are the strongest and we will take your shit."

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This dude really likes the word 'toxic'. Maybe he could use the word 'asshole' instead?

I don't entirely understand why people like that word so much - is it because it makes people's behavior seem way worse than it actually is?
 
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Holy kindergarten freak out. I like to watch Rust videos in the background, so I do have somewhat of an understanding of the game. Getting raided when offline is the most common way people raid (because it’s the easiest). Rust YouTubers commonly will show that they’ve been completely wiped out after going offline. It’s simply a part of the game. Lucas is complaining about the fundamentals of a game because someone ruined his fun. His new rules is complete faggot shit for retards who can’t handle having someone kick their virtual sandcastle that the game intends to have kicked. Hope someone griefs his base after the new rules, since he seems to want his base to be raided and not destroyed without putting in the effort to make that happen organically (it is possible).
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Keffals is the troon to complain about things like PVP battles in MMO games where you can choose if you want to accept their request to "battle" each other.
 
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Oh man, I cannot wait to hear Keffals' Ambien voice drone on about the Dyatlov Pass incident and every other overdone unsolved mystery on YouTube.

Given his recent Rust meltdown, I recommend he create his own Francis rip-off insetad, because watching him flip out over Rust players playing Rust properly is the most entertaining he's been in years.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
His only "achievement" was grifting 100k and blowing it drugs, I know 99.5% of the population won't think that's an achievement but the other drug-addicted trannies will say it is.
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bruh
trannies view grooming children to be an achievement

im suprised that isnt a red flag for any society to think "Maybe just maybe... these guys are not worth keeping or supporting"
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
wife = the potato troon Lucas is living with atm

Lucas announced his plans of marrying his new boyfriend a few weeks ago or so.
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I fucking hate it when people call their partners their spouse when they're not even married. Lazy af troons as usual. Guess he's wanting to stay here or move the potato troon back to Leaf Land though.
 
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There must be some big shit going on behind the scenes, Brianna Wu is going on all over the place how maybe cancel culture wasn't such a good idea and the left eat their own. Fuck em anyway, and I hope they spend some serious time in the corner just for pushing that even they are mildly saying they were wrong now.
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Too bad this discovery was not made in a Stalinist gulag.
 
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The signals from the little teaser intro are confusing to me. It looks more like Lucas is going to read creepy pasta or spooky stories or something instead of doing true crime. I mean, a lot of people do that already and they don't sound like a smug obnoxious asshole, so I'd say that's his first challenge. My best advice is to turn all the filters off, make it extra spooky!
 
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