Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Late, but there's a good and very long article about Lesch Nyhan sufferers. TLDR they are horrifyingly aware from early childhood that their hands want to murder them and they ask their caregivers to place them in restraints. If a hand escapes it is liable to gouge an eye or cause a finger to be bitten off. It's serious nightmare fuel and the polar opposite of Kelly.
I was not ready to read that.
 
On topic justification: there's a lot of sperg fuel on the neurological and chemical basis for itching picking and scratching and the star patient is a woman who LITERALLY SCRATCHED THROUGH HER SKULL AND INTO HER BRAIN.
I remember reading that years ago, which is weird because bones are harder than fingernails, and I always started wondering that if you could scratch through bone, if you scratch through other things, like if you were handcuffed or whatever you could escape through mere friction (not necessarily from fingernails, just other things that might be around).
 
I remember reading that years ago, which is weird because bones are harder than fingernails, and I always started wondering that if you could scratch through bone, if you scratch through other things, like if you were handcuffed or whatever you could escape through mere friction (not necessarily from fingernails, just other things that might be around).
People with broken brains are capable of doing horrifying things to their bodies.

Spoiler for mild power level and horror.
I knew a lady with Alzheimer's who, one evening, fell and broke her wrist, badly. Luckily she had a life alert system and she was whisked away to the hospital and needed emergency surgery.
Now, dementia is a terrible thing, and one that can be exasperated by things like infection, injury, and pain. There's also a sort of stubbornness you get in dementia that, for example, makes them power through eating things like Tide pods and paint, because they think it's something that's supposed to be eaten.
So this lady gets home from the hospital. Her family's there, puts her to bed in the evening, and make sure she has her alert necklace. Just in case she falls again.
In the night, it goes off. The firefighters get sent, just in case, and find her on the floor in a pool of blood.
She had, in her stubborn and confused state, ripped off her cast.
And the stitches.
And the pins and rods.

Anyway, the hospital refused to release her home unless she had carers. She healed up pretty well, but moved on to scratching her leg raw and eating bullion cubes.
 
I remember reading that years ago, which is weird because bones are harder than fingernails, and I always started wondering that if you could scratch through bone, if you scratch through other things, like if you were handcuffed or whatever you could escape through mere friction (not necessarily from fingernails, just other things that might be around).
Well, it would take you so long that it is considered impossible even though it might theoretically be possible.
People's wedding bands are an example of metal objects that might get smoothed out if you wear them every day and night.

My parents rings look nothing like each other because my mom takes it off when she uses her hands and at night but I'm not sure my dad can even take it off by now.
 
I remember reading that years ago, which is weird because bones are harder than fingernails, and I always started wondering that if you could scratch through bone
Technically, if you didn't want to go through the long route and very slowly wear it away, infection of the bone can lead to bone death/breakdown. I'm not sure if Kelly ever confirmed she had infection in her bones, but it's certainly possible given the state of her legs before they were amputated.
 
Technically, if you didn't want to go through the long route and very slowly wear it away, infection of the bone can lead to bone death/breakdown. I'm not sure if Kelly ever confirmed she had infection in her bones, but it's certainly possible given the state of her legs before they were amputated.

I was speaking strictly of "scratching through your skull" but yeah infections is probably the real culprit.

Reading the article the first time way back when gave me the wrong impression that given enough time, your fingernails can scratch through anything.
 
Now, dementia is a terrible thing, and one that can be exasperated by things like infection, injury, and pain. There's also a sort of stubbornness you get in dementia that, for example, makes them power through eating things like Tide pods and paint, because they think it's something that's supposed to be eaten.
This is a horrifying story, but I believe the word you're looking for there is "exacerbated".
 
People with broken brains are capable of doing horrifying things to their bodies.

Spoiler for mild power level and horror.
I knew a lady with Alzheimer's who, one evening, fell and broke her wrist, badly. Luckily she had a life alert system and she was whisked away to the hospital and needed emergency surgery.
Now, dementia is a terrible thing, and one that can be exasperated by things like infection, injury, and pain. There's also a sort of stubbornness you get in dementia that, for example, makes them power through eating things like Tide pods and paint, because they think it's something that's supposed to be eaten.
So this lady gets home from the hospital. Her family's there, puts her to bed in the evening, and make sure she has her alert necklace. Just in case she falls again.
In the night, it goes off. The firefighters get sent, just in case, and find her on the floor in a pool of blood.
She had, in her stubborn and confused state, ripped off her cast.
And the stitches.
And the pins and rods.

Anyway, the hospital refused to release her home unless she had carers. She healed up pretty well, but moved on to scratching her leg raw and eating bullion cubes.
The human body is stronger than the mind allows it to be. Biting through a finger is not harder than snapping a carrot with your jaw.
Your mind just doesn’t allow you to harm its vessel because of hundreds of millions of years of instinctual survival needs… Unless you´re out of it and your brain is not fully in control due to drugs (Legal or not), brain damage, dementia or what have you.

(I have seen things)
 
I try not to learn much about Medicare because my generation is just going to get thrown into a woodchipper instead, but this is not completely accurate. If you're 65 and still covered by health insurance through your job or your spouse's job, you enter a Special Enrollment Period and don't have to sign up to Medicare until after you leave that job (or cancel that job-based health insurance).

You only get Medicare automatically if you're getting Social Security before age 65, otherwise you have to actively sign up. If you fuck up and/or forget, there's a penalty for doing it late.
Chiming in late here to say this is correct, if you have other insurance, you are not forced onto Medicare. You only get "forced" onto it if you have no other insurance or get rid of other insurance.

Also in regards to dental: Medicare only covers basic services, HOWEVER there are many insurance companies out there that offer supplemental insurance to people with Medicare/Medicaid/both that DOES have more dental coverage. Also to add onto this, many of them do not pay extra or pay very little extra for this coverage because typically they're eligible for low-income subsidies since this country is a hellhole and good luck living off your retirement or SSI with no extra help.
 
Chiming in late here to say this is correct, if you have other insurance, you are not forced onto Medicare. You only get "forced" onto it if you have no other insurance or get rid of other insurance.

Also in regards to dental: Medicare only covers basic services, HOWEVER there are many insurance companies out there that offer supplemental insurance to people with Medicare/Medicaid/both that DOES have more dental coverage. Also to add onto this, many of them do not pay extra or pay very little extra for this coverage because typically they're eligible for low-income subsidies since this country is a hellhole and good luck living off your retirement or SSI with no extra help.
Who cares she's canadian
 
Kelly has nudes. You can't see anything, because she's one of those type of people who play coy while showing off the goods, but you can see how emaciated she is. She's no Ashley Isaacs, but she could stand to eat a sandwich or two.

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Jeebus you need sandwiches stat... I prescribe you eat 120 lbs of sandwiches a day until your skinbag hides the bones like a normal persons does.
 
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