DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Note also his very autistic understanding of tips.

Tips that come in during the prestream is because of the prestream. Tips that come in during the game is for the game, and if you don’t tip then, that’s because you don’t like the game.

The thought that someone might enjoy the game, but tips during the prestream because it gets more attention there, doesn’t even cross his mind.

TLDR: Phil is really fucking slow in the mind.
It makes even less sense when you account for the fact that a lot of his prestream tips in general are the whales who come around for "their" game. Jaxx always pays his weekly tithe before DSP actually starts playing fighting games on Friday night for example. It really just boils down to him crying because it's convenient, if he twists it the right way he can wagequit without pissing off his dents too bad.
 
Apologies I am catching up but something interesting happened in his chat and that was open rebellion. It happened when he said about reacting to his old content and chat did not like it. There is a growing resistance to his pignosis as of late and I do wonder how it will affect fundraisers. If you compare his audience to 6 years back it is very different and his previous attempts were pretty bad. The ME one was a disaster where didn't he want 2k? He got $400 but it was all whales and then for weeks after his tips fell off.

Whales have not appeared since Friday and I would be interested to see how the Discord convos go because I bet they have flipped. The whales are saying can't be there etc and Phil is just word vomiting about his life in an almost one-sided conversation. I am not going to lie these developments along with the tax stuff is shaping up to be a banger of a year.

I also in reflection am starting to think Clum was the one who canceled the documentary. Why because one issue during the Boogie doc he had nothing positive to say about him. I think Clum realized it would be very similar to Boogie's doc and from a filmmaker's perspective, it looks bad and is not good for his portfolio.
 
It should be obvious at this point, but the $5000 business expenses have been uncovered:
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Okay, I thought people were exaggerating on purpose to be hyperbolic and that those middle 3 numbers were a running total of the same event so I went back and checked and No, those are all separate amounts.

He really spent $4,844 minimum this month. This is truly an addiction. The more stressed he gets the more money he blasts into this game. He was leaving stream to spend money on this in the bathroom. I'm not familiar enough to know how far, but he definitely spent more than the amount needed to get all the rewards from these events. He was spending just to spend.
 
There is a growing resistance to his pignosis as of late and I do wonder how it will affect fundraisers. If you compare his audience to 6 years back it is very different and his previous attempts were pretty bad. The ME one was a disaster where didn't he want 2k? He got $400 but it was all whales and then for weeks after his tips fell off.

Whales have not appeared since Friday and I would be interested to see how the Discord convos go because I bet they have flipped. The whales are saying can't be there etc and Phil is just word vomiting about his life in an almost one-sided conversation. I am not going to lie these developments along with the tax stuff is shaping up to be a banger of a year.

I also in reflection am starting to think Clum was the one who canceled the documentary. Why because one issue during the Boogie doc he had nothing positive to say about him. I think Clum realized it would be very similar to Boogie's doc and from a filmmaker's perspective, it looks bad and is not good for his portfolio.
I've noticed that, too. I honestly believe that Phil thinks that his "business" is immune to inflation or economic downturns. As long as the money keeps coming in - not the Argentine Peso - I mean, USD. Eventually, the dents break pignoisis and Phil has always been of the belief that if one dent leaves, another one can replace that dent. However, what Phil has failed to realize, is this: people talk. People take notice when you're being a piece of shit and people stop fucking with you, if you keep being a toxic retard to people that hand you their SSI/SSDI checks via their velcro wallet.

However, Phil's business philosophy has always been this: if he (Phil) thinks or feels like he got bamboozled by someone, supporter or not, scorched Earth tactics. Constructive criticism? "You're a fucking idiot!" and you get a 10 minute rant about how you're not a mature adult with a business degree and know nothing about life, then it's a rant about how he got screwed over by the helicopter company, he just wanted to "have fun", but this turned into a job, he's Italian and doesn't really know anything about anything, but he's an expert on everything in life....but, he's always dead wrong about everything he talks about.

Even Phil has slipped out of the vortex and people are starting to pay a bit more attention to him. Of course, he thinks "Oh, this could be good.", but not all attention is good attention. If you're likable, sure. All those day's of streaming for fun, being fun and positive, etc....Yeah, it's a good thing, however, the only thing positive about Phil is probably his blood type and I would press X to gout on that!

The one thing that I recollected about the Boogie1488 video and it was this: even Mike had to take a break from filming, as even he mentioned that it was "taxing" and that Mr1488 is "extremely negative" and "it takes a toll on you." Mike went out to visit, saw what was going on, saw the pigpen - and even he said it was "interesting", which I guess is still filled with gamer shit, but we'll never truly know - and either Mike saw this as a extreme version of that same negativity or he saw that this was just a waste of his time, so, Mike said "Fuck it, I'll take the loss." and not do it.

I agree that Mike called it off, as Phil CANNOT take social queue's to walk the hell away. For example: during the SideScrollers interview - Jesus, what the fuck happened to THAT show - even Craig mentioned that if he wanted to stay he could, but they had to wrap up things behind the scenes and destress from the shit-show known as Dave. Most people would go "Okay, cool. Thanks for having me on, plug your shit, wish everyone a nice day, and hit the road." Phil stayed. That and when they finally told him "Hey, look. We gotta wrap this up, any last words?" And tells the world "Yeah, did you find that restraining order about muh wife about her ex, because he was hitting her?" Well, MethBear on Twitter - actual lawyer - said that the restraining order is a REAL thing and he had NO idea about it. He did it because he wanted to show the world "Hey, I saved a woman I loved from an abusive relationship. I'm a good guy." Sure, Phil...and you didn't mean to masturbate on stream, dood. You were scratching your leg.

Hi, Phil.
 
Does Kat watch his streams? I don't understand the point of his LARPing as a quaker with regards to women since he got married. Like does she watch all his streams like a hawk and he does this to cover his ass, or is it really just that he thinks all mature adults in committed relationships stop looking at any other members of the opposite sex the moment they get married?
 
I don't understand the point of his LARPing as a quaker with regards to women since he got married. Like does she watch all his streams like a hawk and he does this to cover his ass, or is it really just that he thinks all mature adults in committed relationships stop looking at any other members of the opposite sex the moment they get married?
Imagine Phil's reaction if he actually saw Piece of Peace's Cammy skin when he beat Phil's ass.
 
Does Kat watch his streams? I don't understand the point of his LARPing as a quaker with regards to women since he got married. Like does she watch all his streams like a hawk and he does this to cover his ass, or is it really just that he thinks all mature adults in committed relationships stop looking at any other members of the opposite sex the moment they get married?
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Does Kat watch his streams? I don't understand the point of his LARPing as a quaker with regards to women since he got married. Like does she watch all his streams like a hawk and he does this to cover his ass, or is it really just that he thinks all mature adults in committed relationships stop looking at any other members of the opposite sex the moment they get married?
I can give you about over 275 plus reasons
 
He just called a green rank Devil Jin player that destroyed him a "pro" and a "high rank player."
I haven’t played the game so I don’t know exactly how the rank system works but apparently it scales all your characters to whatever your highest rank is. Basically makes it so he can’t continuously cycle through new characters to ensure he’s playing people in beginner ranks.

I don’t know if this is only for character you’ve actually played with in ranked or for everyone but either way Phil was now happy when he found out. He immediately brought up the idea of having to play in casual matches now when trying a new character.
 
Phil complained about low tips all night. He's been at this for 15 years now, how has he never noticed the pattern?

End of the month, his paypigs are wiped out.
Start of the month, SSI checks go out and he gets showered with money. February will see a rallying of tips.

DSP thinks he deserves the same amount of money every day for his meaningful content, but with how many of his biggest supporters he's chased off, he's down just a small number of people willing to tip.
 
Phil complained about low tips all night.

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End of the month, his paypigs are wiped out.

Yes, problem is, DSP massively overspent on Hogans this month. I think he has a system figured out where he leaves just enough in his accounts to pay for his regular bills and drains the remainder into pulls, but this month, because of Argentina, he overspent by about $1500 and is probably in danger of being overdue and having to pay late fees on some of those upcoming expenses.

He really needs that money.
 
Due to the recent announcement that Dave will be turning his throwback channel into a second DSP Reacts (to maximize his pennies), I cut together a couple of his past takes on react content.



I'm going to have to disagree with DSP here guys. Me personally, I think reactions are chill, positive and meaningful.
 
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