Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fishmalk Observer]

Captain manning has it right, at least for me . I'm a stalker child first and foremost. I stopped really watching after Depp and when he switched to rumble, so when i came back here in like november I was confused as shit about the whole balldo shit.

Still, I would say that Mandy was perfectly timed to give the big W to racket, and it did feel sad for Fatrick with his extremely solid year. Still, patrick bigger, better debt has been domesticated. Let's see balldo's response.

 

[Anticipointment]

They streamed from NIck's house around December 19 which was a day or two before the wife's birthday I think or at least around it.

Nick’s birthday is Dec. (the 16th) Kayla’s is in March. But yes, it was on the 19th that they streamed from Nick’s because he said on his show of Dec. 21st (thurs) that some “friends” had used his set-up to stream on Tuesday (19th) & had messed up his settings.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Your confusion possibly stems from the fact that the Imholtes were on Nick's show earlier, and there was a "snack tray" incident that went completely missed by everybody here. @Balldo's Gate commented "how did we miss this?" in response to a stream by Nobody Likes Onions. Implying that there was already some evidence the Imholtes and Rekietas might have been swinging before we saw the Sunday hot tub stream. The Imholte people are apparently observing this whole thing from the other side.


I get that, and I agree to some extent.

But I think some nerves are getting frayed over the fact that people still come in here, quote Bible versus, and explain how Nick is acting in contravention of them.

Long time posters in this thread know all that. He's a fraud. He is not a real Christian. He is a hedonist.

To some extent, I think this could have been avoided if Nick's antics were featured more last year. I still see people wandering in here saying "Wait, Nick's a cow now?" Hell, the Bossman Jack and Fatrick people are convinced that Rekieta did absolutely nothing lulzy last year except being catfished, and that they got "robbed." When, in fact, a shitton of stuff happened last year to earn Nick Lolcow of the Year. Those people just didn't keep up with the thread.

I enjoy when it’s commentary on a clip, but theology discussions while I can enjoy and entertain them are better off in the threads that we have on them.

I feel like a large part of why Nick wasn’t featured is that Null typically doesn’t feature sex shit very often unless it’s embarrassing texts apart of a greater narrative. He also was hoping Nick would pull up, which is a little BS. Ralph gets minor Vickers shit featured and the Eric July stream+ cope stream doesn’t?

 

[Fapcop]

What kinda bugs me is how RETARDED this is.

Like… Nick already complains about people believing “all sorts of untrue things about him”.

So why add fuel to the fire with a hot tub stream full of swinger jokes?

Is he this dumb?
Is he such a deviant that he just can’t help himself? (In that case, why do it on stream?!)

Or does Nick have some kind of humiliation fetish, and gets off on it, every time a farmer calls him a cuck?!

This is just… Weird!

 

[Lidl Drip]

I feel like a large part of why Nick wasn’t featured is that Null typically doesn’t feature sex shit very often unless it’s embarrassing texts apart of a greater narrative. He also was hoping Nick would pull up, which is a little BS. Ralph gets minor Vickers shit featured and the Eric July stream+ cope stream doesn’t?

He probably can't keep up with this fast moving thread, same as most of us. Especially when he's dealing with so much other shit constantly. I noticed he mainly features Rekieta stuff that has been posted in the Happenings thread or in the MATI thread. If you want something specific Rekieta related featured you should probably post it in one of those threads.

 

[Swole McPole]

Women must now want to throw themselves at me! I even have a mustang!" and then he finds out that he can't even get laid at a sex resort full of chubby old people.

Hang on a moment. Nick quite clearly said that an aging lady who was one part of a swinger couple approached him -- presumably at Hedonism -- and propositioned him. To use the cliche of the old News of the World reporter, Nick made his excuses and left.

From the odd documentary that I've seen about swinging, there generally appears to be a significant proportion of the participants who come from the older/fatter demographic. It's my guess that Nick would be as popular with these old fat swingers as he is with his wine mom locals supporters.

I agree with your fundamental point though: if they were competing for numbers in a standard meat market heterosexual pick-up joint, Kayla would be winning.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What kinda bugs me is how RETARDED this is.

Like… Nick already complains about people believing “all sorts of untrue things about him”.

So why add fuel to the fire with a hot tub stream full of swinger jokes?

Is he this dumb?
Is he such a deviant that he just can’t help himself? (In that case, why do it on stream?!)

Or does Nick have some kind of humiliation fetish, and gets off on it, every time a farmer calls him a cuck?!

This is just… Weird!

Nick is an alcoholic with holes in his brain. He lost his ability to navigate social situations and it's been a nose dive ever since. He literally can't act in the right manner because his ego combined with retard logic prevent him from even knowing what the correct course of action is anymore.

Spoiler: @SwoleMcPole An in depth breakdown of why I gave you TMI stickers.

Do make your fucking mind up. You keep on giving me TMI stickers, and yet people repeatedly ask me questions about this shit. I'm trying to save all you poor saps from being further horrified by my lack of porn watching.

Reminder that a forum is a group of individuals with opinions that often vary. Hyper analyzing stickers is a pointless endeavor and not something to get mad over.

That said, keep in mind that you went from:

The only thing even remotely close to pornography that I've ever watched was the first Emmanuelle movie back in the 70's. That, goatse and two girls, one cup represent the totality of my exposure to porn.

to:

I actually read a lot about porn, so I knew what the content consisted of.

I'd seen Robert Mapplethorpe's photographs of men getting fisted and read Larry Kramer's book, Faggots, which contained a description of gay men getting double fisted on Fire Island, so I knew such things happened. Getting to see inside though, was a bit fucking gruesome.

I had a professional interest in deviant subcultures. The people who make pornography used to be a really interesting subculture.

At some point, I watched a brief clip from a Max Hardcore video.

And not in order, but the one statement that made me laugh the most:

if anyone is really interested in my relationship with pornography, they should slide into my DM's.

You can't tell me you're so autistic that you didn't understand "slide into my/her DM's" is slang for attempting to initiate contact for the purpose of starting some kind of sexual relationship. Your exposure to porn is obviously way broader than what you initially led on.

You can still maintain that you don't watch porn for the intended purpose, but you can't blame various farmers for being skeptical given how your continued explanations didn't match your initial claim.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Hang on a moment. Nick quite clearly said that an aging lady who was one part of a swinger couple approached him -- presumably at Hedonism -- and propositioned him. To use the cliche of the old News of the World reporter, Nick made his excuses and left.

From the odd documentary that I've seen about swinging, there generally appears to be a significant proportion of the participants who come from the older/fatter demographic. It's my guess that Nick would be as popular with these old fat swingers as he is with his wine mom locals supporters.

I agree with your fundamental point though: if they were competing for numbers in a standard meat market heterosexual pick-up joint, Kayla would be winning.

Yeah but the lady was OLD and FAT! He is waiting for those hot 18 year olds to start banging on his door, like was promised would happen once he hit his prime as a man at 45, with a house and a car and a fat bank account and a receding hairline. That's all that those young Stacies are interested in and they are going to come on knocking to beg to suck on his limp whiskey dick ANY DAY NOW you incel prude.

Remember women absolutely do not care about looks and do not care that Nick looks like a garbage bag with AIDS left out in the sun for a week. If you don't know this, clearly you have assburgers and down syndrome.

 

[Neetorino]

Rumble's platform still doesn't allow super chats via mobile. That's the killer

You're kidding me right? That's been a problem since day one, they must really hate making money. Or maybe like with Locals they want to duck the app store fees so they want people to use the browser, but that still doesn't explain not giving an option. Is it just because if they did they'd have to play ball with Google and Apple's respective TOS?

Also I will laugh so fucking hard if Nick cancels his show tonight since it means I don't have to make any new entries for this month's spreadsheet data, and the "sneak peek" is just the final total.

 

[Captain Manning]

One motive for cancelling shows is seething. I think Rekieta expected the hot tub stream to go under the radar because it was on a different, smaller channel. Instead he woke up and there were pages of posts on this thread, @elb had posted a clip on her channel, and @Kinochet had blasted it all over his Twitter,

Alex Stein also had KC on recently to discuss Nick and Drex (among other things). It got a lot more "normie" eyes on him that don't pay attention to scary places like KF.

I think Stein might be the biggest guy that's shit on Nick thus far.

2024 has definite potential IF larger channels start getting involved. I also expect the Dickheads to start crying that Blaze Media is running interference for Eric July, or some shit.

Captain manning has it right, at least for me . I'm a stalker child first and foremost. I stopped really watching after Depp and when he switched to rumble, so when i came back here in like november I was confused as shit about the whole balldo shit.

Still, I would say that Mandy was perfectly timed to give the big W to racket, and it did feel sad for Fatrick with his extremely solid year. Still, patrick bigger, better debt has been domesticated. Let's see balldo's response.

Nick had a slight lead in the polling before the MANdy shit dropped. @Hamplanet Fitness pointed that out.

Now whether his lead would have held, I can not say. I don't dispute the MANdy revelation, and the fact it was a featured item, caused the number of votes to rocket ahead to the point where Fatrick and Bossman Jack had no hope of catching up. It went from a tight race to a landslide.

Speaking of the Julays, the vote totals are finally up for the other awards and Drex came in third place in the Fresh Meat category. Curiously, he beat Vito by 4 votes.

I noticed he mainly features Rekieta stuff that has been posted in the Happenings thread or in the MATI thread. If you want something specific Rekieta related featured you should probably post it in one of those threads.

We did all that. Repeatedly. @Balldo's Gate, @AltisticRight, myself, and others. You can check the thread for yourself.

People submitted Nick things to the Community Happenings thread frequently, and the final MANdy shit was the only thing that made featured. Right in the twilight of 2023. Before that, the only other Rekieta item that made happenings last year was that his motion to have Montegraph's lawsuit dismissed was denied, and that pointed to the L&L LLP thread.

Anyways, it is what it is. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm just saying that if more stuff were featured last year, you'd see less people complaining that the Julay's were somehow rigged and that Rekieta came out of nowhere. It was funny to see how many people on the site still didn't know how much of a cow Rekieta has become. I think that's changing though.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

So why add fuel to the fire with a hot tub stream full of swinger jokes?

I think Nick still believes that his tried and true method of ironically "owning" the meme will dispel criticism and has not yet figured out that this approach has the opposite effect in the presence of compelling evidence.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The debate on the appropriateness of a theology debate of Nick is a little disingenuous.

We all have aspects of cows we enjoy and don't enjoy discussing. Plenty of people would rage at the American Beauty analysis and discussions too.

Many long time posters find Nick's fake Christianity worthy of discussion. Trying to cast it as some sort of outside interference is silly.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Yeah but the lady was OLD and FAT! He is waiting for those hot 18 year olds to start banging on his door, like was promised would happen once he hit his prime as a man at 45, with a house and a car and a fat bank account and a receding hairline. That's all that those young Stacies are interested in and they are going to come on knocking to beg to suck on his limp whiskey dick ANY DAY NOW you incel prude.

Yes! Exactly. He’s going to quit lawyering, get a job at McDonalds, and bang his daughter’s high school friends. He’s, like, a plastic bag in the wind. It’s really deep if you don’t think about it.

 

[Swole McPole]

Reminder that a forum is a group of individuals with opinions that often vary. Hyper analyzing stickers is a pointless endeavor and not something to get mad over.

I'm not mad at all. I really don't care one way or the other. I was just conscious of the fact that I was shitting up the thread, and yet a lot of people seemed to think it was peculiar and would ask me questions.

You can't tell me you're so autistic that you didn't understand "slide into my/her DM's" is slang for attempting to initiate contact for the purpose of starting some kind of sexual relationship. Your exposure to porn is obviously way broader than what you initially led on.

Jeez, and people call ME autistic? Of course I understand it. I was making a joke. In exactly the same way I was making a joke when I said I'd pay to see Kayla getting railed by black men. You could have seen literally no porn at all, Kiwifarms could be the only site you're familiar with and you'd still be able to make that same joke because people always complain about that issue (or accuse other people of doing it) on here.

I've literally laid out in extensive and tedious detail here the full extent of my exposure to porn. But you can't function in modern society and not have some exposure to the various memes and tropes of porn through the culture. And people like Robert Mapplethorpe and Larry Kramer aren't porn. One is art, the other one is literature. They're examples of how the tropes of porn leak out into the wider culture.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Yeah but the lady was OLD and FAT!

Nick's gonna have a rude awakening when he realizes that the vast majority of swingers are fat and/or old and in all honesty, Our Wife will be the center of attention with choices.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

He probably can't keep up with this fast moving thread, same as most of us.

truth. if you dont keep up with this thread for a week or so your behind 30 to 40 pages. the problem is its usually a boring 30 to 40 pages with maybe 3-4 funny or informative bits. the rest of the posts read like the logs from locals.

edit: look two posts up. swole kindly gave an example. i wonder if a chat was added for rekieta if the thread would become a better read.

 

[Captain Manning]

So why add fuel to the fire with a hot tub stream full of swinger jokes?

I think he just doesn't give a shit anymore.

The amount of people that believe Nick's propaganda version of himself is ever dwindling. The mask hasn't just slipped, it's been utterly shattered at this point.

Many long time posters find Nick's fake Christianity worthy of discussion. Trying to cast it as some sort of outside interference is silly.

I don't think it's "outside interference," I just think it's been debated to death. How many times can you say that Nick's words and deeds are inconsistent with Christianity? It's not some big revelation anymore.

To me, Nick's actions are funny in a vacuum. Being a cuck and/or a swinger is funny in general. It always ends in disaster. The fact he also claims he's something he's not, in the face of all that, isn't vital to find amusement in all this.

Anyways. I'm not a moderator. I'm not telling you what to do. Discuss what you like. If I don't care, I'll just ignore it.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

then he wouldn't be enthusiastically broadcasting and promoting/defending it at every opportunity. but he does, so i think it's safe to assume that he is the driving force.

See Destiny, his open relationship and the way he treated it are pretty much exactly how Nick acted. Only difference being everyone knew it was his wife pushing it.

 

[Captain Manning]

See Destiny, his open relationship and the way he treated it are pretty much exactly how Nick acted. Only difference being everyone knew it was his wife pushing it.

Destiny also fully embraces his degenerate lifestyle, and never tried to claim he was something he wasn't.

Point Destiny. I guess. I don't like a whole lot about him, but he's at least more honest than Rekieta.

Speaking of, does anybody know if the Destiny vs. Rekieta debate is actually worth watching? I feel like it was a thing that happened, but nobody really talked about it here. I don't even know if there are clips.

 

[TheTimeWizard]

He is waiting for those hot 18 year olds to start banging on his door, like was promised would happen once he hit his prime as a man at 45, with a house and a car and a fat bank account and a receding hairline.

that's weird i remember nick pushing back against a lot of redpill bs and iirc that's more like a branca thing more than a nick thing, its seems more like you are just looking for an excuse to shit on redpillers more than anything.

to be clear i haven't watched rekieta in a while but back in the day he has said that your opinion as a man past 30yo is more respected but i have never watched him defending this 40/18 bs.