Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
that's weird i remember nick pushing back against a lot of redpill bs and iirc that's more like a branca thing more than a nick thing, its seems more like you are just looking for an excuse to shit on redpillers more than anything.

to be clear i haven't watched rekieta in a while but back in the day he has said that your opinion as a man past 30yo is more respected but i have never watched him defending this 40/18 bs.
"I haven't watched Rekieta and don't know what I am talking about but you are wrong." Lol okay.

He literally says American Beauty is his favorite movie, the guy in it is LITERALLY him and he should have fucked that high school aged girl. As well as went on a whole diatribe about how it doesn't matter what men look like, only what they can offer to women like their "status" blah blah. Maybe you should catch up.
 
Sean's (Potentially Criminal) Locals has a fair amount of wavering Balldo fans in it, but a good chunk still bitch about Balldoman canceling. Battered spouse stuff (not nearly as serious, but the same "he can change" BS).

Sean showed one of the GNN / Elissa clips on the locals Monday night. Even the staunchest of Balldo defenders (the kind who would leave if Sean put on a Kino Casino clip about Rekieta) were wavering in the light of such backdoor degenerate shenanigans as that hot tub stream.

Speaking of, does anybody know if the Destiny vs. Rekieta debate is actually worth watching? I feel like it was a thing that happened, but nobody really talked about it here. I don't even know if there are clips.
I had it on in the background and was clipping choice comments. It was not that interesting, Nick tried to resort to gotchas and word salad to score points, Destiny just his usual low iq stuff. I'm with the opinion that Destiny just used Balldo as a warm-up for his debate with Alex Jones et. al.
 
What kinda bugs me is how RETARDED this is.

Like… Nick already complains about people believing “all sorts of untrue things about him”.

So why add fuel to the fire with a hot tub stream full of swinger jokes?

Is he this dumb?
Is he such a deviant that he just can’t help himself? (In that case, why do it on stream?!)

Or does Nick have some kind of humiliation fetish, and gets off on it, every time a farmer calls him a cuck?!

This is just… Weird!
Yes
 
I mean, he could be legitimately sick. He was already losing his voice in the hot tub stream. I doubt a sore ass would stop him from yammering into a camera. He could just sit on a pillow or something.
Outdoor hot-tubbing in the middle of the night in Minnesota in January..... It's a wonder they didn't all catch pneumonia.
 
Destiny also fully embraces his degenerate lifestyle, and never tried to claim he was something he wasn't.
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Speaking of, does anybody know if the Destiny vs. Rekieta debate is actually worth watching? I feel like it was a thing that happened, but nobody really talked about it here. I don't even know if there are clips.
I didn't watch myself but people whose opinions I trust that are typically not Destiny fans said that it was simultaneously boring and that Nick lost.
 
"I haven't watched Rekieta and don't know what I am talking about but you are wrong." Lol okay.

He literally says American Beauty is his favorite movie, the guy in it is LITERALLY him and he should have fucked that high school aged girl. As well as went on a whole diatribe about how it doesn't matter what men look like, only what they can offer to women like their "status" blah blah. Maybe you should catch up.
nick's fascination with american beauty could have more interpretations than the surface level one but i prefer to take the L than 5 more pages of american beauty.
 
See Destiny, his open relationship and the way he treated it are pretty much exactly how Nick acted. Only difference being everyone knew it was his wife pushing it.
As someone else has pointed out: Kayla is very hard to read, and her infrequent appearances only add to the riddle of who the real degenerate is.

Besides her enthusiastic response to men simping for her and flirting with lesbian sex, I’d like to point to her mental state as an argument for Lady Rackets either being the degen or enthusiastic copilot.

She’s bipolar and shows some signs of BPD behavior. Hyposexual behavior is a common symptom of both.

(Mind you: I’m not saying that she’s the captain here and Nick is the cuckpilot. Just pointing out that there are very good reasons as to not believing that she’s just a. Innocent housewife trying to hold shit together.)
 
He literally says American Beauty is his favorite movie, the guy in it is LITERALLY him and he should have fucked that high school aged girl.
See, that's an example of something that was submitted to happenings that didn't make the cut for some reason.

And it absolutely should have. It's fucking hilarious, and you don't need to know any deep lore in order to appreciate it. The clip works in isolation. Even Dax looked uncomfortable as fuck, and that is a rare sight indeed. The last time I saw Dax like that, it was when Digibro admitted he liked cartoon pictures of little girls getting fucked.


Oh well, I'm just happy the MANdy shit made it.

Sean showed one of the GNN / Elissa clips on the locals Monday night. Even the staunchest of Balldo defenders (the kind who would leave if Sean put on a Kino Casino clip about Rekieta) were wavering in the light of such backdoor degenerate shenanigans as that hot tub stream.
Blessed Sean. A True & Honest Kiwi spreading the gospel of truth to the brainwashed Balldonians.

If I knew who he was here, I'd buy him the thing. I have a list I'm working my way through.
 
I met a Farmer from an antique forum
Who said: Two vast and trunkless streams of law
Stand on the video platforms. Near them, on the Internet,
Half sunk, a drunken visage lies, whose tattoo,
And balldo, and nose of cold command,
Tell that its well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these non-practicing things,
The mouth that mocked them and the tongue that licked:
And in the description these words appear:
"My name is BalldoMANdyas, king of swingers:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, shirtless and bare
The lone and contract-less streams stretch far away.
 
I met a Farmer from an antique forum
Who said: Two vast and trunkless streams of law
Stand on the video platforms. Near them, on the Internet,
Half sunk, a drunken visage lies, whose tattoo,
And balldo, and nose of cold command,
Tell that its well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these non-practicing things,
The mouth that mocked them and the tongue that licked:
And in the description these words appear:
"My name is BalldoMANdyas, king of swingers:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, shirtless and bare
The lone and contract-less streams stretch far away.
Shelley is way too classy for this thread.

Edit: I take it back I forgot what a degenerate loser Shelley was.
 
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Besides the theories about Nick being unable to sit down, I want to point out it's possible Nick isn't doing shows because he's desperately trying to negotiate a renewal on his Rumble contract.

If he fails, I can not wait for Nick to wish for Rumble to make a gajillion dollars. Alternatively, reverse course entirely claiming he never wanted to renew anyways, because the narcissistic wound he will receive will be so damaging that his only coping mechanism will be to begin Pat posting.

NO. Incel Prude! I did not WANT. To be . Contracted with Rumble. I. hope. THEY MAKE. a gajillion. MILLION dollars!
 
Besides the theories about Nick being unable to sit down, I want to point out it's possible Nick isn't doing shows because he's desperately trying to negotiate a renewal on his Rumble contract.

If he fails, I can not wait for Nick to wish for Rumble to make a gajillion dollars. Alternatively, reverse course entirely claiming he never wanted to renew anyways, because the narcissistic wound he will receive will be so damaging that his only coping mechanism will be to begin Pat posting.
skipping streams is an awful negotiation strategy.
 
Many long time posters find Nick's fake Christianity worthy of discussion. Trying to cast it as some sort of outside interference is silly.
Apparently when Nick says stupid shit about Christianity, we're just supposed to ignore it and only focus on dumb shit that Nick says that interests whatever fucking whiners are complaining about it.
If he fails, I can not wait for Nick to wish for Rumble to make a gajillion dollars.
I hope they snag Legal Beagle or someone Nick hates just to see him seethe about it.
 
Apparently when Nick says stupid shit about Christianity, we're just supposed to ignore it and only focus on dumb shit that Nick says that interests whatever fucking whiners are complaining about it.

I hope they snag Legal Beagle or someone Nick hates just to see him seethe about it.
When will you fucking chuds realize that the Nick discussion has no room for theological debate. I mean in what way is it even related to the thread? Other than him building a persona based on being a good Christian boy only to rescind on it later, or him denying the divinity of Christ, oh and this:
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Hell, the Bossman Jack and Fatrick people are convinced that Rekieta did absolutely nothing lulzy last year except being catfished, and that they got "robbed." When, in fact, a shitton of stuff happened last year to earn Nick Lolcow of the Year.
Then they took Ls as well as their favourite cows did. Balldo was already 5% ahead as documented in this thread, the MANdy feature simply accelerated his W.

Still, I would say that Mandy was perfectly timed to give the big W to racket, and it did feel sad for Fatrick with his extremely solid year.
Not entirely, it was well timed for sure but putting together everything must have taken a while as evident by how in-depth the featured post went. It would have taken at least 2 weeks, around or before the LOTY polls.

And it absolutely should have.
Even his simp and lust over escorts on Instagram didn't get featured. He was probably the least featured major subforum lolcow. He won fair and square.
 
Rittenhouse was like an event horizon for Nick. He went from doing informative, fairly entertaining trial coverage with tonnes of guests and raking in cash...to interviewing Kyle himself and asking if he was into 'dick-girls'.
What really pisses me off about that was a serious interview and here Nick is joking around about futanari shit in front of a normal person that would know nothing about that nor wants to talk about that at that time since he just got acquitted for a bullshit charge. He couldn't have the decency to talk about the topic at hand and if he really needed to talk about anime, talk about normal shit that wouldn't disgust the host like current anime or any anime Kyle has ever watched. We really got a glimpse into how Nick poorly views other people with that interview.
 
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