🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

Piggertits sounds like he's been crying cmon Ralph give us fire sales that'll make you feel better.

@Bryan Dunn you better fucking leave Ralph hanging, it's better to hear him squeal.

 

[Pomniman]

Piggertits sounds like he's been crying cmon Ralph give us fire sales that'll make you feel better.

@Bryan Dunn you better fucking leave Ralph hanging, it's better to hear him squeal.

As a hell's kitchen fan, I have to say wellington sounds absolutely delicious even though I've never tried it. The right temperature to bake the crisis kang, bish. Sehr gut.

 

[DumbDude43]

Pretty easy to do in a country that uses lard in just about everything and that's before its deep fried.

sources on this vary, but mexico is very close to america in terms of obesity. some say mexicos rate is a little higher, some say it's a bit lower, but they all have it very close to the US.
so yeah not the best environment for weight loss i guess

 

[SargonF00t]

Ethan Ralph's thought process never fails to amaze me.

Hmmm what photo should I pin to my gay social media page?

Oh I know! I'll post the one of me taking a selfie alone in front of a door with a retard's uncomfortable smile on my face. The one where there's enough grease on me to make my face all shiny.

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That'll show 'em how much I'm winning.

That is the classic 13 - 56 pic of Ralph.

He simultaneously looks 13 and 56 in that pic

 

[Benzo Samurai]

That is the classic 13 - 56 pic of Ralph.

He simultaneously looks 13 and 56 in that pic

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just look at the skin biomes

 

[Um...]

I love how he always gives himself a nice slender neck and manly jawline when irl he has neither, just one big amorphous fat blob.

 

[Islamic Taylor Swift]

I don’t understand why you’re going to edit a selfie that heavily if you’re not going to make yourself hot. He didn’t even manage palatable.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That is the classic 13 - 56 pic of Ralph.

He simultaneously looks 13 and 56 in that pic

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Shadow is still fat and the filter is warping time and space around that door knob.

 

[Professor Dr Mao]

Ralph always wanted to be a nigger so now he's got his babymama snitching on him to a wannabe babymama

Is there anything more niggerish than having a bakers dozen container of baby mammys

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I keep checking back here just in case there is a new cartel video out featuring our favorite piglet. I'll bet he's already started making escape plans.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Maybe its just me. But every mexicain I met was a manlet.
Never in my life did I meet a tall mexican.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

What I find amusing is you know 100% he uses these extremely heavily filtered pictures on his tinder profile.

I want homeless crackhead sasquatch Ralph to come back, it was his best look after blue hair lesbian Ralph.
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"THASNAHTRU! Ethan Ralph is not a war criminal! I'd probably make more money as a war criminal, to be quite honest! In fact, I may pull my fucking pants down and shit all over Stari Most TODAY! Because the money comes in either way! I COULD SHIT ALL OVER THE BOSNIAKS AND STILL GET PAID!"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I love how he always gives himself a nice slender neck and manly jawline when irl he has neither, just one big amorphous fat blob.

And MySpace angles.

The only thing true about Ralph is when you get an unexpected side shot of him to really get an idea of how fat he is. Or when he exposes the gunt.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Peak Cushing's body

 

[AnOminous]

Shadow is still fat and the filter is warping time and space around that door knob.

You can't unsee it. He shooped out the gunt, but his shadow still weighs 400 pounds by itself.

 

[Pomniman]

Shadow is still fat and the filter is warping time and space around that door knob.

The warped space time is already back in the past. Which is the mysterious wall hammer photo. Harooooooooo knew.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

That is the classic 13 - 56 pic of Ralph.

He simultaneously looks 13 and 56 in that pic

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Woah who's this Memphis ten? I bet his guntflap is like a wing suit now.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Shadow is still fat and the filter is warping time and space around that door knob.

No that’s just what his arm skin looks like now

 

[Um...]

And MySpace angles.

The only thing true about Ralph is when you get an unexpected side shot of him to really get an idea of how fat he is. Or when he exposes the gunt.

He goes to such lengths to edit and filter his selfies into oblivion, then spoils it all by doing a drunken pillstream where he reveals the (literally) ugly truth.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

And MySpace angles.

The only thing true about Ralph is when you get an unexpected side shot of him to really get an idea of how fat he is. Or when he exposes the gunt.


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Hahaha I remember Piggy’s first BBQ. He acted just like an FTM trannoid about it.