Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What do you think would happen if BMJ finds out that on average 2000 people were laughing at him during Null's podcast for months at this point 🤔, I have no idea how crackheads work so on one side he would obviously get pissed, but on the other side it could boost his ego because being in the center of attention for actual thousands of people is far more than he ever experienced.
 
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The Kick subscriber check just hit his bank account, netting him almost 10k USD. He runs out of his room to beg for his mom or dad to drive him to the bank tomorrow, and he's going to buy a bong, a car, a GPU, everything. We all know it's going to be a busy evening of gambling, rats.

 
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Spider Princess Fan said:
What do you think would happen if BMJ finds out that on average 2000 people were laughing at him during Null's podcast for months at this point 🤔,
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he would lose his shit every time sadly, Bossman doesnt have the ability to let other people laugh at him
he can make jokes himself, but he cant be the subject of the joke if its somebody else making it
i think that part of the reason he cant grow a youtube channel, because what people want to see is not what Bossman uploads
 
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An unfortunate lesson, never meet your heroes :(
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Once Null suffers troll’s remorse he goes full simp. Like Casablanca this is the beginning of a beautiful one way street friendship. Here’s future Null messages:

So BossmanJack didn’t start a corporation so his losses can be tax deductible. I’m an expert in this and crypto so I’ll do it pro bono. I don’t really like the guy he’s just a funny retard haha.

BossmanJack got arrested for breaking into a car. I’m setting up a legal fund for him. He’s a real good boy just gets abused by idea guys.

BossmanJack got kicked out for attacking his dad. I don’t believe it. Not my Austin, not my precious Austin! I’m going to get him a passport and plane tickets so he can stay with me in Prague. He just needs a change of scenery.

After leaving Prague Austin went home and murdered his Rat Dad. He was caught trying to pawn his jewelry. Very tragic, I guess you really can’t help those who don’t want help. Anyway Chantel is pregnant!
Kees H said:
The Kick subscriber check just hit his bank account, netting him almost 10k USD. He runs out of his room to beg for his mom or dad to drive him to the bank tomorrow, and he's going to buy a bong, a car, a GPU, everything. We all know it's going to be a busy evening of gambling, rats.

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I am pleasantly delighted that they wire to a bank account. I would have imagined they’d just plug it into his account since it’s Crypto.

I wonder how they determine sponsorship. Must be a variable based on viewership & his “Coin In” - that’s casino terminology for the aggregate value of the bets he makes over a period of time.

BTW gamblers in the whole nation are also joyous for the 1st of the month. That’s when your welfare check comes in!
We’re so fucking back!
 
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Kees H said:
The Kick subscriber check just hit his bank account, netting him almost 10k USD. He runs out of his room to beg for his mom or dad to drive him to the bank tomorrow, and he's going to buy a bong, a car, a GPU, everything. We all know it's going to be a busy evening of gambling, rats.

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Ratdad and Bossmom gotta drive their baby boy to the bank tomorrow so he can withdraw his crack money.
 
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Spider Princess Fan said:
What do you think would happen if BMJ finds out that on average 2000 people were laughing at him during Null's podcast for months at this point 🤔, I have no idea how crackheads work so on one side he would obviously get pissed, but on the other side it could boost his ego because being in the center of attention for actual thousands of people is far more than he ever experienced.
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He wouldn't care and just explain how he would have sex with 2000 moms.
 
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FinancialPlannerJack. He's going to save a fucking THOU: wow :ERACKEROONI everytime he's going to get paid by Stake, frfr no cap ong. I hope Austin gets offered a savings account on Stake.us soon.

 
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FinancialPlannerJack. He's going to save a fucking THOU: wow :ERACKEROONI everytime he's going to get paid by Stake, frfr no cap ong. I hope Austin gets offered a savings account on Stake.us soon.

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Alright, so someone remind me just how many times he has said something like this?
I love the idea of a moving out arc but we all know Bossman can't save 1 cent, let alone rent for the month!
 
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