Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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So besides teaming up with a treacherous gay man to ruin Kanye's political aspirations, hosting a rally that was rained upon by the corpulent cloud known as "the gunt," and being bulimic (allegedly), what Has Nick Fuentes, and by extension America First, actually done to change the political landscape of this country, or to even be involved with politics on a greater level than just sperging on livestream every so often?
Still more successful than the National Justice Party and other grifts by Mike Peinovich.
 
So besides teaming up with a treacherous gay man to ruin Kanye's political aspirations, hosting a rally that was rained upon by the corpulent cloud known as "the gunt," and being bulimic (allegedly), what Has Nick Fuentes, and by extension America First, actually done to change the political landscape of this country, or to even be involved with politics on a greater level than just sperging on livestream every so often?
He's certainly made grassroots politics much more entertaining to watch.
 
Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1281 - January 22, 2024
Monologue is about Ron DeSantis dropping out of the Republican primary.
  • 0:25:40 -- Show starts
  • 0:53:45 -- Nick says Kanye West was "the only one that had the good sense never to challenge Trump." He says he understands why people may not like him saying that (could it be because he totally reoriented his movement to back YE24 for six months?), "but that is true."
  • 1:27:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:36:05 -- Superchatter says "Funny groyper story happened to me today. Went to get a massage, basically flashed my masseuse when she walked in, got under blankets awkwardly after, later left without tipping her lol get groyped." Nick looks disturbed and calls the superchatter a freak. The superchatter then sends two more superchats and Nick looks suicidal.
  • 1:45:25 -- Superchatter "imhoplite" sends $200.
  • 1:47:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he ever finished the Elon Musk biography he bought (mentioned in episode 1219). "Don't follow up with me. 'Hey, did you ever fi—' Like... No, I never finished it." -Nick
  • 1:48:00 -- Superchatter "jewsstaykillingchrist" sends $500 and says Nick should forgive Ali Jamal and let him speak at AFPAC, and ends with "Love you!" Nick thanks him for the superchat, declines the advice, and seems mad at JewsStayKillingChrist for supporting someone else over him (idk the context here). "The second part, you know, show love to your main guy, you know? That's your guy, he's got it all figured out and that's your guy. But thanks for the big super chat, I appreciate it. But it doesn't change what you said." -Nick
  • 1:49:30 -- Superchatter says Nick needs to get redpilled on exercise and recommends the Wikipedia article on the neurobiological effects of exercise. Nick pauses for a moment and smiles. "Thank you. Thanks for the advice. Yeah, I'll do that." -Nick
  • 1:53:30 -- Superchatter "babygroyper" says "I'm arguably the only virgin female who likes you." Nick says she sounds like a bitch, and the superchat reminds him why he hates women. He calls himself handsome, rich, and well-spoken, and asks, "You think you're the only virgin female who wants me?" He says every woman wants to be treated like number one, but Nick is number one, and that's "the biggest problem"; growing up his Italian mother treated him like number one, and now he can't deal with women who want to be put first in a relationship. "And it's like, there's only room for one number one in this relationship, girlfriend. And it's me." -Nick
  • 1:55:40 -- AT Drummond texts Nick to take credit for the $500 "jewsstaykillingchrist" superchat earlier. Nick says AT Drummond and John Dave Irving are "psychologically torturing" him with troll superchats at 4 AM.
  • 1:58:10 -- Nick returns to seething at babygroyper. Nick says he doesn't know what he's going to do; he doesn't really want to get married, but he wants to have kids, and "getting married is the necessary part of that." He wonders how he's going to find a debt-free Catholic virgin who will be okay with being his slave. "You know, like, me meeting Donald Trump and having dinner with, having Thanksgiving dinner with Donald Trump and Kanye West, like that was less miraculous. That was somehow more achievable than... rizzless incel here getting a wife. Getting a hot wife. She's got to be hot too. I can't, I will not settle for a wife that isn't hot because honestly, if I don't have a wife that's hot, it's just going to be embarrassing. If my wife isn't totally hot, I'm just going to look like a fucking loser, even more so than if I'm single."-Nick

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America First 1282 - January 24, 2024
Monologue is about Nikki Haley losing prominent donor Reid Hoffman, Tucker Carlson visiting various foreign countries, and Texas governor Greg Abbott refusing to let DHS remove barbed wire at the border in defiance of a Supreme Court ruling.
  • 0:32:25 -- Show starts
  • 1:35:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:35:25 -- Superchatter "noma" says "the first time you smiled this stream was when you started talking about sucking dicks," referring to a moment from the Destiny vs. Ben Shapiro debate reaction stream earlier. "This is a girl. She got mad at me because I said Operation Highjump is fake. (...) If you don't agree with a woman's theory about Antarctica she calls you gay, fucking bitch. That's what women do."-Nick

    • context:
  • 1:37:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick for his opinion on Patriot Front. Nick says he's heard that many people in Patriot Front, including Thomas Rousseau, support and admire him. He says there's a "white nationalist club" in the United States ("The guys from Stormfront are in there, and The Political Cesspool and Regnery and VDARE and AmRen..." -Nick) and he was invited to a club meeting in 2019, but he was never invited back. He complains that "they only care about being white," and suspects they kicked him out for pushing Christianity and alienating pagans and women. He goes on to say Patriot Front is a honeypot, and rants for 20 minutes about "costumed menacing marches," fed infiltration, etc.
  • 2:03:00 -- Superchatter says "people with a small amount of non-white genes" are more based, and compares it to "a small dose of that black Venom symbiote goo to fight off so we could become more based true Spider-Men." Nick says the analogy is cringe, but agrees and says he was sent by God to save "your sorry white asses." He says he's waiting to "tag in the blond-haired, blue-eyed Chad" who can do his job better than him so he can go retire with some pets and have a hot dog stand.
  • 2:11:45 -- Superchatter asks if there will be another AFPAC. "Uh, yeah, this year." -Nick
  • 2:17:00 -- Superchatter says he doesn't want "a cringe Nord with no sense of humor." Nick agrees and says Jews and Italians are the "main characters (...) beating each other up in the womb" while everyone else are background characters. "I'm just teasing you guys. I love Nords. Nords are hot. Nordics are hot. Nordics are kind of like our, they're like our hot pets. They're like our hot—We're supposed to source them for beautiful spouses and science, you know." -Nick

America First 1283 - January 25, 2024
Monologue is about the Texas border situation (again).
  • 1:00:25 -- Show starts
  • 1:55:45 -- Superchats
  • 2:05:30 -- Nick tells a story about a high school friend of his who redpilled him. Nick describes him as a tall, fat, "major retard Asperger's guy" with glasses and a speech impediment. He and Nick met at a Model UN conference and quickly became friends; Nick says the guy "redpilled [him] in a lot of ways," they campaigned for Paul Nehlen together, and the guy was "a certified genius" who scored 2 points better than Nick on the ACTs (though Nick quickly copes that he has "more of a Maverick personality" so he felt he was really smarter). Nick says they fell out years ago because they had a huge fight over a board game. This story causes Nick to reflect on his myriad interpersonal failings, and he calls himself "an abusive person" who drives people away by picking on them too much.
  • 2:21:00 -- Superchatter says he had a dream that Nick took time off the show to get married, and returned to show his wife on stream, "a cute girl with light reddish brown hair and bluish green eyes." He asks Nick if he will let the audience know when he gets married. "Don't be having dreams about me. Fuck off. Everything about that, just go fuck off." -Nick
  • 2:22:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick for his opinion on people who dress in a gender non-conforming style if they aren't using hormones or surgery, e.g. "a straight guy who wears nail polish or a straight girl dressing more neutral like a boy." Nick says it depends, and artistic people who are "high in openness" can "play around with that a bit more." He clarifies that he's against cross-dressing, and disparages guys who look up to women or love female pop stars, as he considers these things to be men "rejecting their maleness." He then rants about uncreative people like John Doyle and Michael Knowles who orient their brand aesthetic around "trad" masculine accoutrements.
  • 2:40:10 -- Superchatter says he is a long time fan, first time superchatter, but he'd be willing to superchat more often if Nick started the show on time. Nick pretends to be a waiter begging for more tip money. "Oh sir, maybe next time it'll be eleven dollars? Thank you for your eight dollars! Sir, if I were more on time, would you give me three more dollars? Maybe you'd double and make it a full 16! Dude, kill yourself. I'm kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding. We can't say that on this platform. (...) You're watching a genius. When this show is no longer on the air, you'll say, 'Oh man, I wish I had been more appreciative than it was happening at all.'" -Nick
  • 2:41:30 -- Superchatter "AF4L" sends $600.
  • 2:45:00 -- Superchatter says "your allergies have gotten worse since your last fundraiser..." "Are you accusing me of using drugs? ...I wish I was on drugs." -Nick
  • 2:46:15 -- Superchatter says "it'd be kek" if on Judgement Day, Destiny begged Nick to put in a good word for him with God, or if Destiny tried to "debate bro" God by arguing against the existence of free will. Nick glares at the camera. He says some of these superchatters' brains work like Family Guy, like their every thought is a Family Guy cutaway gag. "You guys are fucking retarded, you know that? You watch too much TV, and you were stupid to begin with. So you're fucking dumb and I hate you." -Nick
  • 2:47:35 -- Superchatter "sabian" says "I have nothing dumb to say today, I love you." Nick mistakes her(?) for the superchatter "noma" from yesterday, and says women love conflict so they'll say nasty things. He says women want to be grabbed by the face, and demonstrates by grabbing his own face. He describes women as "parasites" who thrive on men's anger, "absorb your life force," and ultimately reduce men to birds procuring resources for the nest. "Guys gotta get smart. Semen retention. Ignore women. Okay, because women, they're extracting your vital fluids. (...) No, but I'm kidding. You should go and get married and have a family, and that's all that anyone should do. But that's a good thing for everybody. But it's, but listen, but we should, but let's give this some thought. But actually, let's, let's give that some thought. Just a little bit. You know?"-Nick
  • 2:51:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he prefers, Skibidi Toilet lore or Pawn Stars clips with GTA footage playing simultaneously. Nick says he watches it all. "I'm a big TikTok consumer. It's a shame. It's not good. It takes up too much of my time. I'm watching all of it."-Nick

America First 1284 - January 26, 2024
Monologue is about Ben Shapiro's rap video, and the Texas border situation (again).
  • 0:39:10 -- Show starts
  • 0:52:45 -- Nick says he needs to do something bold and artistic to save us from cringe like Ben Shapiro's rap. He says he instructed his designer to give him "something just shy of illegal" and "borderline fedpost" for the Fuentes Rally 2 visuals. "We really perfected it with West Palm Beach last year in July. I thought it was phenomenal. The visuals were just unbelievable. There's this great picture, one of them that's like flames behind me, arms are out like this. It's just like, no one's making stuff like this. But I go out and do that and I like, accidentally say that, like, they're gonna die in a holy war. And then everybody's like, 'You gotta arrest this guy!'"-Nick
    • pissvortex.png unbelievable visuals btw
  • 0:57:30 -- Nick says the one thing he saw lately that was "really fire" was Kanye's new Vultures music video. "Uh, but, you know, he apologized for the—That's what we really—You know what we could really need? Or what we could really use right now? We need Hitler back. Okay? Kanye. Ye. We need you to go Hitler again, please! We need it!" -Nick
  • 0:58:45 -- Nick says Trump is "bringing the Hitlerian energy," but he's old and "really not even in the driver's seat in some sense." He says he will refuse to participate in the civil war on the Republican side if it's not "kino."
  • 1:02:45 -- "Alec Baldwin, look what happened to him. Alec Baldwin. And that shows you it's not about politics. Despite being a liberal douchebag, he's still cool. He shot some woman and now they're getting him on manslaughter. So, they just made it illegal to do anything real. Now they've mandated you to be cringe by law. So, there's a war going on, but it's got nothing to do with politics and it's got everything to do with authentic expression." -Nick
  • 1:04:45 -- Nick says, "at the risk of sounding totally reckless and juvenile, we really just got to do something that pushes the limits soon." He says he wants to lean in and go "as dark and provocative as possible," and praises the Vultures trailer aesthetic as "what the country needs right now." "Everybody's wearing these flannel shirts and doing this very like, rustic, 'Art of Manliness' thing and I fucking hate it. I want to do something like cemetery, cathedral, OK City, like, scary, like, Waco, like some fucked up 1990s stuff. Like, serial killer, like, dark stuff. (...) We need hardcore ancient antisemitism. We need, we need some ancient old sort of spiritual stuff here. It's what we need right now. And we need it to be morbid. We need skulls, you know, we need skulls. We need the, the visage of death and that, that is sort of what, where things need to go, right?"-Nick
    • afpac4.gif AFPAC 4 looking great
  • 1:37:05 -- Nick says a lot of useful idiots went to jail for January 6, but no one who was with him went in the building because he had the "good sense" to say "Whoa, let's not go in." He dismisses evidence that he did tell people to go in, saying "that's rhetoric." He warns the audience that teenagers get groomed by feds online all the time. HMMMMMMM
  • 1:43:35 -- Superchats. TTS is broken.
  • 1:45:00 -- Superchatter asks what it was like being moderately famous and being around extreme fame like Kanye or Trump. Nick tells a couple stories about hanging out with Kanye at restaurants, someone recognizing Kanye, and their group having to leave in a hurry before they were mobbed by fans. He calls Kanye "cute" and "adorable." "He's so cute. Like he's so adorable. I don't mean, I don't say that like a diminutive way, but he really is just so endearing. He's such a good guy." -Nick
  • 2:16:25 -- Superchatter asks if Nick and Andrew Anglin had a falling out. Nick says it wasn't a falling out, more of a "one-sided bitch fest." He says it's a long story, but says he doesn't want a feud with Anglin and doesn't elaborate.
  • 2:22:15 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he means by "all women are pedophiles." "I mean exactly what I say. All women are pedophiles. Sorry, is that really an ambiguous statement? Means exactly what it says. All women are pedophiles."-Nick
  • 2:33:30 -- Superchatter says "Keith Woods is so cool. Best X user ever, amirite?" Nick sarcastically says he's happy for Keith, and "jokingly" seethes about being banned. He says "this is going to come across as an insane diss," but Keith is "the McDonald's of Twitter" because he's studied the algorithm and optimized his network to maximize reach. Nick says that when he's "burning bridges unnecessarily" or "antagonizing somebody that isn't even important," he's posting from the heart, whereas Keith is a robot. "Yeah, he's the greatest, he's the greatest Twitter user ever. Just ask him. There's a daily post. 'Last year I was banned. Now I'm big on Twitter!' Yeah, you know what? Last year I was banned. Today I'm banned! And it sucks. But rub it in my face more, will you?" -Nick
  • 2:39:50 -- Superchatter asks if Nick and Andrew Wilson are on good terms. Nick says yes, he's a big fan of Wilson now and he's rooting for him.
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So besides teaming up with a treacherous gay man to ruin Kanye's political aspirations, hosting a rally that was rained upon by the corpulent cloud known as "the gunt," and being bulimic (allegedly), what Has Nick Fuentes, and by extension America First, actually done to change the political landscape of this country, or to even be involved with politics on a greater level than just sperging on livestream every so often?
He had momentum in late 2019, fumbled it with a "leadership summit" i.e. asking random people for a plan, and buried it for good during covid. 2020 was an unmitigated disaster for him, and whatever goodwill he gained in 2019 vanished. In short, a few people added Vatican flags to their Twitter bio, who now became Eastern Orthodox at the behest of Jay Dyer.
 
Do you think Nick knows if he just came out as gay and disavowed white nationalism he could create an entire new grift? He could be the ultimate "I was radicalized by 4chan but made it out the other side! Here's my story" then tour around the country as an advocate against internet extremism. It's not like he has any real principles about anything but his ego. He could write a best selling book about how he escaped the white supremacy cult and became a new man.
 
Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1285 - January 29, 2024
Monologue is about a drone attack in Jordan killing three U.S. soldiers.
  • 0:26:45 -- Show starts
  • 0:38:40 -- Nick rehashes his problems with Patriot Front for 13 minutes.
  • 1:37:30 -- Superchats
  • 1:39:40 -- "So if you want it, there's a good book about that. It's called 'The Last Superstition' by Ed Feaser, not to be confused with Ted Feaser." -Nick
  • 1:39:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick to make up with Andrew Anglin, put his pride aside and take Anglin's advice. "I got nothing to apologize for. Fuck him. Fuck you." -Nick
  • 1:46:40 -- Nick pauses reading superchats to play Call of War for a minute.
  • 1:58:15 -- Nick believes his brain is "fried with ADHD" because he had an iPad at 10 years old. He says he "tumbles from one distraction to the next," and tells a story about turning the shower on, then getting distracted by laundry and other issues, and forgetting the shower. "I just need a slave driver. I need to be imprisoned. I need to maybe, well, I don't want to say that. I don't want to jinx it, but I need to be imprisoned. (...) The problem is when you're rich and you're a genius and you just are totally rebellious, you could just do whatever you want. No one can stop you." -Nick
  • 2:10:15 -- Superchatter "imhoplite" sends $200.
  • 2:16:00 -- Superchatter "JohnDaveIrving" sends $201.

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America First 1286 - January 30, 2024
Monologue is about the Iran-backed Iraqi militia that carried out the drone attack announcing that it will suspend attacks on U.S. personnel, the IDF destroying more than half of all buildings in the Gaza strip, and an Antifa report (archive) about Patriot Front members building a heathen temple on land owned by Brian Culpepper of the National Socialist Movement.
  • 0:29:15 -- Show starts
  • 1:43:50 -- Nick says he feels lightheaded because he didn't eat before the show.
  • 1:44:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:48:55 -- Superchatter says Call of War should sponsor Nick. "You think they would sponsor my videos? I should honestly ask them because I see them sponsor stuff all the time, like some of my favorite videos on YouTube are sponsored by Conflict of Nations and stuff like that. So maybe, maybe I'll approach them, see if I can get some kind of sponsorship, see if I can get a deal." -Nick
  • 1:54:10 -- Superchatter says he saw Nick talking about ADHD yesterday and recommends Ritalin. Nick asks the chat to vote on whether he should go on Ritalin. He says his inability to focus is "debilitating," and he doesn't know if he has the discipline to get out of it. "Are there, is there a natural remedy for ADHD? Is there a natural way to, to get my brain straight or what? Because if there is, I'd prefer that, but I mean, I don't know. Seems like it's a superdrug. We'll see. I'll think about it. I'll ask around." -Nick
  • 1:58:05 -- Superchatter links to Twitter user Solbrah's facedox (archive). Nick says he looks like shit, and it's proof that "all that workout stuff is a cope for being ugly." He tells short and ugly men "You are doomed. That is life. Accept it." He tells short men they will be buried in a small coffin, and they're going to "real life hell" because of their looks. "Your waking life in the real world is hell because you look like that." -Nick
  • 2:05:15 -- Superchatter says "Niggas be like subscribe to my Substack. No nigga, I can't read." Nick calls the superchatter a retard and says "Fuck you." The same superchatter then says people treat Twitter like Substack, and tells Nick "make a Twitter alt already, we need you king." Nick again says "Fuck you."
  • 2:07:25 -- Nick seethes about his high school treating him "like shit." He says there was a girl a grade above him whose father was a record label exec, and everyone thought she was going to be a pop star. He gloats that he's famous(-ish) now and she isn't. He says they "act like they don't know [him]," and complains that they tried to sabotage him by withholding the student council scholarship from him and kicking him out of Model UN. "Then, after I gave my fucking awesome graduation speech that everybody loved, and I walk across the stage to get my diploma, he goes, 'Nice job.' Gives me a knuckle touch. You want a knuckle touch? Fuck you! Fucker!" -Nick (Does there exist a single 25+ year old who remembers the speech at their high school graduation? I forgot that shit by the next day.)
  • 2:11:50 -- Superchatter says "Extra friendly and cute tonight... sheeeeeeeeit." "Shut up." -Nick

America First 1287 - January 31, 2024
Monologue is about a speech Ilhan Omar gave to a Somali audience in Minneapolis.
  • 0:25:00 -- Show starts
  • 0:34:10 -- Nick says he doesn't feel good. He did a four-hour interview with a journalist earlier today and his voice is "basically gone." He also complains that the candle he got from Target is giving him congestion, and he's tired because he stayed up all night before the interview, then crashed as soon as the interview was done. (At this point it's around 3:40 AM Central.) "And then I just crashed, and I woke up, and I'm like, 'Oh, what time is it? What time is it? Where am I?' I'm checking Call of War because I started my war with Japan, and... (sigh) So, I'm not feeling, I'm not feeling great. I'm not feeling terrific. And there's nothing to talk about tonight. I don't want to talk about this stupid House bill and this thing about Ilhan Omar. Who even freaking cares?" -Nick
  • 0:36:30 -- Nick promises he will do a Rumble exclusive stream on Thursday. (He did not do a Rumble exclusive stream on Thursday.) He says he will not do a stream on Friday because he'll be too busy. "Hard at work already and I hate it, okay? And I hate it. I miss when I could, I mean, I never really could just be lazy, but I mean this year I'm really working my little tail off. And I'm not used to it, and I don't like it." -Nick
  • 1:15:00 -- Superchats
  • 1:17:00 -- Superchatter says The Blacklist and Homeland are among the worst TV shows. Nick says he never watched The Blacklist and he thinks the show is gay and the main character is cringe. He says his dad loved The Blacklist when it was airing, and always asked Nick if he was watching it, but Nick never did. (Have Nick and his dad ever bonded over anything? Because I can't recall a single story about them bonding.) "I'm like, 'Dad, that show sucks. I will never watch The Blacklist.' But boomers think that's so cool when he's got the fucking fedora on." -Nick
  • 1:19:15 -- Superchatter "Lethal Animal" says six months ago he was "on the verge of joining Patriot Front," but now he's read the Bible and "stopped being a gay hoe." Nick remembers the superchatter from his previous superchats about being gay, and suspects he's a troll. "Honestly though, it makes it believable when you say you were going to join Patriot Front. That makes your story believable because that makes you sound gay when you say... And I think that a lot of gay people are drawn to the white nationalist stuff more than the Christian stuff because white nationalism lets them be gay, and have sex with white guys." -Nick
  • 1:34:15 -- Superchatter says Brittany Venti is completely irrelevant and is only attacking Andrew and Rachel Wilson for clout. Nick calls Venti a "disgusting human being" and a "horrible person." He goes on a long tangent about family tragedy and Christian brotherhood and how he regrets groypers going after the Wilsons.
  • 1:50:10 -- Superchatter "valleyzoomer" says "did you see Brandt's newest TikTok? He deepthroats a spoonful of ice cream. It's hot." Nick laughs and says Brandt didn't deepthroat the spoon, he "just did it like John McEntee does it." He tells valleyzoomer to stop picking on Brandt. "I'm pro-Brandt. I'm declaring Brandt is a... I don't know, I don't want to go that far. I was gonna say he's like a protectorate, but I don't... the painted nails precludes him from any defensive partnership. And he can't, you can't go to my rally with painted nails and then I say I'll defend you if people attack you online because it's like, what if you go and do shit like that again?" -Nick
  • 1:52:40 -- Superchatter says "This is your 6'6 blonde haired blue eyed superhero counterpart waiting on you to unite and defend the world against perilous threats of Jewry." Nick thinks the superchatter is lying, but if they meet at AFPAC and he's telling the truth, then he'll say "alright, time to team up." He says a lot of the guys in the "wignat scene" in Australia are "Chads, like Catboy Kami." He says at the time, he thought Catboy Kami was good optics because "he was tall, muscular, good-looking, and hilarious," and he was "a full-on Nazi or whatever."
  • 1:55:15 -- Superchatter asks Nick, "what's the difference between Catholics and Orthodox, in your opinion?" "Kill yourself." -Nick
  • 1:55:25 -- Superchatter says Lethal Animal saw the video of Patriot Front guys groping each other in the woods and considered signing up. Nick says "How about that though?" and describes the men in the video caressing another man's arms and "sensually feeling the guy up" (miming the movement with his hands). He says the video looked like porn. "I mean, it didn't look like porn because there wasn't nudity, but it was the same kind of like, it was the same kind of like 'vibe' as porn. It was like this very 'porn vibe.' It's like the beginning of porn." -Nick
  • 2:00:30 -- Nick pauses reading superchats to play Call of War.
  • 2:05:05 -- Superchatter "DrGroyper" says Nick should look into electronic screen syndrome, says "it's an emerging diagnosis that explains a lot of problems young people face." Nick looks it up and says the symptoms describe him perfectly, then reads some out. "Revved up all the time, can't focus, totally defiant, exhausted, has meltdowns whenever hasn't slept enough, flies into a rage over the slightest thing, other kids don't want to play with them anymore, grades gone downhill. That's so me!" -Nick
  • 2:09:05 -- Superchatter "DrGroyper" says "if you can, get some time away from screens wherever you can spare it and notice a relief of symptoms." Nick yells at the superchatter, saying "Don't tell me what to do!" He asks what he's supposed to do all day if not stare at a screen.

Also putting this clip of Nick praising Catboy Kami outside the spoiler :stress:
 
sad to see the twitter account banned. Would have loved to see him gloating once the DeSantis fags got BTFO. Also find the Kike Right thats anti-Rufo, pro-israel obnoxious online.
Who cares what they support or whatever we're here to laugh at idiots online.

He'll be back on another sock account.

Nick's latest Twitter/X sock got banned. It lasted for almost 4 months.
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And what laws did the Kiwi Farms break, Theodore Feaser? Yet you want us shit down simply because we laugh at you and use the dox groypers provided.
 
1:54:10 -- Superchatter says he saw Nick talking about ADHD yesterday and recommends Ritalin. Nick asks the chat to vote on whether he should go on Ritalin. He says his inability to focus is "debilitating," and he doesn't know if he has the discipline to get out of it. "Are there, is there a natural remedy for ADHD? Is there a natural way to, to get my brain straight or what? Because if there is, I'd prefer that, but I mean, I don't know. Seems like it's a superdrug. We'll see. I'll think about it. I'll ask around." -Nick
Kino Casino did a segment on it:
He also complains that the candle he got from Target is giving him congestion
He's a terrible gay, he can't even buy the right candles.
 
Do you think Nick knows if he just came out as gay and disavowed white nationalism he could create an entire new grift? He could be the ultimate "I was radicalized by 4chan but made it out the other side! Here's my story" then tour around the country as an advocate against internet extremism. It's not like he has any real principles about anything but his ego. He could write a best selling book about how he escaped the white supremacy cult and became a new man.
I’m not as informed on Lil Nick as other catboy fuhrer observers ITT but from what I can tell

He’s just too lazy to do that. He’s more content to be a proverbial big fish in a (very) small pond and live the rest of his life in his parents house, being subsidized by his learning-disabled permanently adolescent superchatters so he can have his 1am McDonald’s binges before he goes to sleep off a quarter pounder, coca-cola, and McDonaldland cookie high. He’s the gay retarded lazy fief of his own fiefdom of gay retards and as long as he has waterheads giving him money every show and sycophantically fellating him in chat or on xitter he’s never going to be motivated to do anything new or different.
 
Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1288 - February 6, 2024
Monologue is about efforts in Congress to pass immigration reforms.
  • 0:28:20 -- Show starts
  • 0:33:50 -- Nick says he was going to do a show on Monday, but there were technical issues and he "rage quit." The Rumble stream went down, the Cozy stream wasn't working, Nick's shirt was too tight, and he was "just having all these problems," so he had a tantrum and threw his chair into a wall, destroying it. "And then, I just jumped in bed, and just, I was so mad, I just fell right asleep." -Nick

    • Also clipped by Right Wing Watch (link)
  • 1:48:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:49:20 -- Superchatter recommends Desoxyn (methamphetamine) for ADHD. Nick says he will check it out.
  • 1:51:40 -- Superchatter says he's considering converting from Baptist to Catholic, but he doesn't understand why evolution is accepted by the Catholic Church, and why words and verses are missing from the Douay-Rheims Bible. He asks Nick to explain why he chose Catholicism when it seems to be flawed. Nick says evolution is not a "dogmatic theological belief" in the Catholic Church and calls the superchatter ignorant. He asks the superchatter to be more specific about what verses are missing from the Douay-Rheims and counters that Protestants removed seven books from the Bible. He then rants for a few minutes about St. Peter, papal authority, and says "every system is dying" other than Catholicism (guess he hasn't seen the Mass attendance stats...). "If anything, it's, I mean, our Bible is based on the Greek Septuagint. Your Bible is based on the Hebrew Masoretic Text, which came later. The Jews made a Bible based on Hebrew, which was newer than the Septuagint, the Greek, and your Bible is based on that. So how do you explain that your Bible was made to conform to heretical blasphemous Talmudic Jews and ours came from the Greeks?" -Nick

    • Nick has cited this Septuagint vs. Masoretic text "gotcha" to Protestants many times and every time it's retarded. For context, the Septuagint is a Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible (aka Old Testament) that was produced in the 3rd-2nd centuries BCE. The Masoretic Text is a version of the Hebrew Bible in Hebrew; it's called the Masoretic Text because it was preserved by a group called the Masoretes in the 5th-10th centuries CE, and for a long time the oldest extant Hebrew Bible texts were from the 10th century CE. There is evidence that the authors of the New Testament quoted from both versions of the Hebrew Bible, and there are significant differences between the versions (for example, the books of Jeremiah and Job are shorter in the Septuagint). When Nick says that Protestants use the Masoretic Text, he is most likely referring to the King James Version, in which the OT was translated from the Masoretic Text (though the Septuagint was consulted for some verses with Christological significance, e.g. Psalm 22:16). HOWEVER:
      1. Within the last century, many more ancient Hebrew texts of the OT have been discovered, most significantly the Dead Sea Scrolls dating to the 2nd-1st century BCE. Biblical scholar Emanuel Tov, one of the foremost experts on the Dead Sea Scrolls, categorized ~60% of the Biblical scrolls as "proto-Masoretic" (containing numerous, distinct agreements with the Masoretic Text) and ~%5 as "pre-Septuagint" (having distinct affinities with the Septuagint), and the other 35% aligned with neither. What's fascinating is, in one cave, three scroll fragments of Jeremiah were found, two aligning with the Masoretic text and one aligning with the shorter Septuagint but in Hebrew, indicating a high level of textual fluidity at the time. The Dead Sea Scrolls are a fascinating topic and there's too much to get into here, but the point is most modern Bible translations are based on critical editions of the Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek texts and consult multiple sources.
      2. Though the KJV still has loyalists, there are 900+ English translations of the Bible, and the most popular English translation of the Bible is actually the New International Version. The NIV authors based their translation of the OT on the Masoretic Text, and additionally consulted the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Samaritan Pentateuch, the Greek Septuagint, Aquila, Symmachus and Theodotion, the Latin Vulgate, the Syriac Peshitta, the Aramaic Targums, and the Juxta Hebraica.
      3. The Old Testament in the Douay-Rheims Bible was translated from the Latin Vulgate. The official Latin version of the Bible promulgated by the Catholic Church today is called Novus Vulgatus, and it is also based on the Latin Vulgate. The Latin Vulgate is a Latin translation of the Bible produced by St. Jerome. Most of the Old Testament books in the Vulgate were translated directly from Hebrew (or Aramaic) by Jerome between 390-406 AD. The only exceptions are Psalms, which was a revision of an earlier translation from the Hexaplarian Septuagint, and the deuterocanonical books of Wisdom, Sirach, Baruch, 1 and 2 Maccabees, and additions to Esther and Daniel.
      4. The Catholic Church does not have a "Septuagint-only policy." This is obvious just looking at the textual basis of the Novus Vulgatus. In 2001, the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments (an administrative body of the Holy See) issued an instruction Liturgiam authenticam. This instruction establishes the Novus Vulgatus as "the point of reference as regards the delineation of the canonical text," and states that translations of liturgical texts "must be made directly from the original texts, namely the Latin, as regards the texts of ecclesiastical composition, or the Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek, as the case may be, as regards the texts of Sacred Scripture[.]"
      TL;DR Nick doesn't know what he's talking about.
  • 2:02:35 -- Superchatter "Lethal Animal" says he's real (Nick suspected he was a troll last episode) and says he might go to the next AFPAC. "Don't go and be gay though. Don't go and be trolling around for gay sex. You gotta get that in check first, okay? First things first, stop being gay. Step one. Step two, wait a year. Then you can, then maybe you can come hang out, but don't be bringing that over here." -Nick
  • 2:23:20 -- Superchatter "StSugarTheConspiracyCatOfficialFanClub" asks if he can join Cozy.tv as a creator. Nick says they're not adding Cozy streamers right now, but they might in the future.
  • 2:25:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick what his favorite SpongeBob episode is. Nick says he likes Ripped Pants because he was the class clown who "always took it too far." He says the episode that "always fucked [him] up" was the one where Gary left SpongeBob to live with Patrick because he wanted a cookie in Patrick's pocket. "Maybe that speaks to like, a separation anxiety, or like, an abandonment anxiety, but that always hit... when Gary abandoned Patrick cause he has a cookie in his pocket, story of my life. So that was a good one." -Nick
  • 2:29:40 -- Superchatter says he was so happy when he saw he made it into the 2023 highlights video. Nick flips him off. "I wish they didn't include you in that. I mean, just another incentive to bother me, but I'm glad you're happy. Thank you." -Nick
  • 2:35:25 -- Superchatter asks, "What happened to your finger other than your bandaid is too tight?" "Well, it's not too tight. That's not why it's red. You fucking retard. Also, it's none of your business and fuck you." -Nick
Highlights continued under the spoiler.
America First 1289 - February 7, 2024
Monologue is about Nayib Bukele being reelected as president of El Salvador.
  • 0:26:50 -- Show starts
  • 0:39:10 -- Nick complains that his chair is squeaky. He rocks back and forth to demonstrate its squeakiness.
  • 1:31:50 -- Superchats
  • 1:41:40 -- Superchatter says he lives in Japan and he told a bunch of Japanese girls that Nick is Zac Efron. Nick says the superchatter is lying about knowing Japanese girls. "You don't know any girls. You're a fucking loser. You are a rizzless incel and you don't, you made that up." -Nick
  • 1:44:10 -- Nick checks crypto prices. "Yeah, Monero, they killed me with Monero. I had quite a bit of Monero. I still do. And they delisted it on Binance it just lost 40% of its value. I was about to sell it too... unreal." -Nick
  • 1:46:45 -- Superchatter says the woman Nick rear-ended in April "sounded like she would make a great wife" and says she and Nick are "meant to be." Nick tells the superchatter to shut up and calls him a loser for thinking about women. He says people who put out "content about women" have had their brains "colonized by vagina." "I'm just like, huh? Like, me. I wake up. I think about business. I think about money. I think about America. I think about stuff. I want to be like Elon. I want to be like Kanye. I want to be like Trump. That's what I think about. I'm like, I want to be like Oppenheimer or Christopher Nolan. I don't wake up and think like, fucking, you faggots think about... girls. 'Cute girls!' Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot." -Nick
  • 1:48:50 -- Superchatter says "I love love love you so so much." Nick flips him off.
  • 1:49:30 -- Nick says he looks down on rural people because "they just don't know anything." "If you're in a city and you're an American, you know everything. You're the smartest person in the world, on average." -Nick

America First 1290 - February 9, 2024
Monologue is about Tucker Carlson interviewing Vladimir Putin.
  • 0:23:55 -- Show starts. Nick is wearing Kanye West Vultures merch.
  • 1:19:20 -- Nick says the movement needs to "cultivate a school of geniuses, and a scene of geniuses, in a geographic place," because "that is historically, it seems, where change proceeds from." He mocks the idea of making "Dan Bongino videos, but about how six million didn't die." (Didn't he say he wanted to use the fundraiser money to make redpilled PragerU-esque videos in episode 1276?)
  • 1:20:10 -- Nick asks the audience what they think of his outfit. He shows off his Balenciaga hoodie.
  • 1:21:50 -- Superchats
  • 1:26:25 -- Nick pulls his hood down over his eyes. He says he's like Anakin and pretends to force choke the audience. "This show is so dumb. This show is so dumb."-Nick
  • 1:41:50 -- Superchatter "Daveman" sends $200
  • 1:42:10 -- Nick says Cozy will have subscriptions "soon enough, hopefully," which will use an e-check system. He says the AF archive will be available to subscribers with all of Nick's streams going back seven years.
  • 1:45:20 -- Nick says Kanye's lyric "I'm the new Jesus, bitch" on the song Carnival is "gross and blasphemous and disgusting." He says saying "I'm Jesus" is completely indefensible and should be illegal. He then praises Vultures for 10 minutes and says he loves the "horror, goth" aesthetic and the musical style.
  • 1:49:00 -- Nick seethes about Daniel Schmidt stabbing him in the back over his "principled objection" (Nick does air quotes here) to the fact that Ali Alexander was working with Kanye and Nick.
  • 2:08:30 -- Nick puts the hood over his face again.
  • 2:16:10 -- The superchats aren't showing on stream, so Nick resets the superchat app to try to fix it. "Please stop working. Please stop working. If it stops working I could just end the show... Damn it! It came back." -Nick
  • 2:18:20 -- Superchatter says Balenciaga is "a pedophile and human trafficking brand," and says Nick wearing Balenciaga "makes us all think you've been bought." Nick calls the superchatter a "nigger fag," calls the Balenciaga pedo allegations "overblown," and says he wears Balenciaga to "trigger cringe rightoids like you."
  • 2:20:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick how it feels to be 25. Nick says he feels more mature and emotionally stable, but he's not as sharp as he was a few years ago. "My recall is, I mean, I'm still a genius, but my recall is not as good as it used to be. And I'm just a little bit slower than I think I was before. But that just could, that could just be because I don't read as much and I'm on my phone too much." -Nick
  • 2:23:25 -- Superchatter "jjitl" sends $250
  • 2:26:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick to explain more about "the role of our organization collecting in a geographical area." Nick refuses, and takes offense at the superchatter's use of "our." "Our? Okay, you don't know what you're talking about, and it's not for you then." -Nick
  • 2:27:45 -- Superchatter says "GO GO GO GO GO! HEAD SO GOOD ZHU A HONOR ROLL! KATHY RIDE THAT DICK LIKE A CARNIVAL!" Nick wags his finger at the superchatter. "Hey, do not. Do not disrespect her. Do not disrespect Kathy Zhu that way. How dare you." -Nick
  • 2:34:40 -- Superchatter says he's been watching for three months, and at first he wondered why Nick would roast the people who donate. Now when he hears BooglyWoogly donate he wonders what color helmet he's wearing. Nick nods. "Yeah, a lot of people they don't really get it at first. Then they spend as much time watching the show as I have. And they go, 'Oh, okay, they're all retarded. Now I get it.'" -Nick
 
Nick went on a long rant that was stunning it’s its sheer shameless contrarianism. “Uh the Putin Carlson interview was lame because well a lot of conservatives were impressed with Putin’s historical acumen”

(Which is something to be impressed by).

And then picking another fight with BAP.

I have to wonder, do these people ever get tired of it? They aren’t making any real world change, and it’s just online drama seemingly forever.
 
Nick went on a long rant that was stunning it’s its sheer shameless contrarianism. “Uh the Putin Carlson interview was lame because well a lot of conservatives were impressed with Putin’s historical acumen”

(Which is something to be impressed by).

And then picking another fight with BAP.

I have to wonder, do these people ever get tired of it? They aren’t making any real world change, and it’s just online drama seemingly forever.
jeez I actually fired up cozy and flipped around some of nick's replays just was curious how they're doing.... not that long to come across just nick whining about shit that doesn't matter. Almost sad to see the absolute state. Almost...
 
It’s honestly frustrating because you expect these people to be doing something, anything that has some sort of real world tangibility. Even if it’s just entryism or propaganda.

Yet it’s just all meaningless drama and catty backbiting.
 
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