Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

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Project Eve, officially now called Stellar Blade, is an ARPG developed by South Korean developer Shift Up, officially releasing in 2023. It was announced on April 4th of 2019.
Later, another trailer was shown on September 9th of 2021.
Finally, another trailer was revealed on September 13th of 2022. This is when the name was changed to Stellar Blade and the release date of 2023 was revealed.

The game has become controversial with some for its interesting aspects.
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However, this was few, because most people genuinely don’t care.

Even with all this, Nier franchise creator, Yoko Taro, has voiced his support on Stellar Ass.

Translation: buy.
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Look, I'm sympathetic to the fact Asians can't even have sex properly anymore so they just resign themselves to masturbating to waifus constantly, but it would be great if they would stop exporting their doomer coomer infection to westerners. Just go jerk off, get it over with, then don't have porn invade literally everything else you do.

I mean, that's just what I'd want in my videogames; I'm feeling a little antsy/bored, go to play a videogame, then can't concentrate because there's constantly ass center screen. Plus it's not even realistic, no Asian women have hips that shapely.
 
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It was fun seeing coping about a new gen game being platform exclusive, and having a game with actually good looking females is depressingly rare. One annoying thing is the logo in the end
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With all their ass budget you'd think they ask some Israeli how to write Project Eve in Hebrew, the translation is correct (פרויקט חוה) but the letter order is reversed.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Look, I'm sympathetic to the fact Asians can't even have sex properly anymore so they just resign themselves to masturbating to waifus constantly, but it would be great if they would stop exporting their doomer coomer infection to westerners. Just go jerk off, get it over with, then don't have porn invade literally everything else you do.

I mean, that's just what I'd want in my videogames; I'm feeling a little antsy/bored, go to play a videogame, then can't concentrate because there's constantly ass center screen. Plus it's not even realistic, no Asian women have hips that shapely.
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Why does fapping occur to you when seeing this fully clothed female? Is it because she's not ghastly like Mr. Abby? Is that your initial response when seeing a female character that isn't actively grotesque or masculine, fap?

It's just a really weird post about a totally normal, non-pornographic action game, and all because she's not hideous. It's kind of funny.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
It was fun seeing coping about a new gen game being platform exclusive, and having a game with actually good looking females is depressingly rare. One annoying thing is the logo in the end
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With all their ass budget you'd think they ask some Israeli how to write Project Eve in Hebrew, the translation is correct (פרויקט חוה) but the letter order is reversed.
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Well the translators were obviously too busy looking at ass to focus on their work.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
I'm surprised there weren't any niggers forced into the game, all the girls are cute, and there wasn't any hint of LGBT.

In fact, it's too good to be true and I don't trust it :story:
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Surprisingly Korean development isn't quite as pozzed yet. Give it time, though, they'll be taking Japan's place pretty soon.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
I'm surprised there weren't any niggers forced into the game, all the girls are cute, and there wasn't any hint of LGBT.

In fact, it's too good to be true and I don't trust it :story:
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As long as sweet baby doesn’t infiltrate shift up, we should be fine.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Digital Fagtry is gonna cry so hard when they review it, I can't wait.
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They already are crying over the trailer. And the beta male Hermann Dachsjäger of Digital Foundry himself is whining about it and praises Forspoken at the end.


Don't forget to think of him in this photo whenever he complains about attractive women in gaming.
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I would not be surprised if the bitching starts a second Hogwarts style success.

I had no interest in it before everyone started screeching.
 
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