Rocksteady teases Suicide Squad game

Watching some gameplay footage and holy shit did they rip off Drax from Guardians with King Shark. King Shark is a literal discount Drax. WB really did want Suicide Squad to be their Guardians of the Galaxy. Once again this proves what utter incompetent retards WB are. I know this clip is from goyslop connoisseur MauLer but this dialogue. Holy shit!
 
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Yes but he is also a rich white man who beats up the psychopathic mentally ill. Therefore that makes him a bad man according to my communist professor who buck broke my mind.
You ever notice how they always run to "but why doesn't he do charity work and give away his money to charity to help the poor people" while conveniently leaving out the fact that he has a whole Thomas Wayne Foundation that does literally that?

The most pathetic people defending this game are the Harley Stan's. "Guys, Harley went through character growth!", "In the Arkham City DLC she kidnaps Batman! Therefore she is strong and can take out Batman!", "You'll just hating on a queer women for killing your pastey ass rich boy hero."
I think even the Harley Stan's know that this game killed, not just Batman, but Harley too. Harley is now going to be as hated and reviled as Abby. Good job WB.
In City she just got lucky, really. They did give her some solid growth in Knight showing what she's like taking over Joker's old gang, and it's a good balance.

Also, friend of mine shared this recently:
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The jokes write themselves.
And that's going straight to the shitposting folder.
 
You ever notice how they always run to "but why doesn't he do charity work and give away his money to charity to help the poor people" while conveniently leaving out the fact that he has a whole Thomas Wayne Foundation that does literally that?
Knowing about Bruce Wayne's philanthropy and attempts to improve Gotham (and the world at large) outside the cowl requires them to know the character beyond just the basics from cultural osmosis. And despite all the movies and pandering in the actual medium, comics themselves are still "nerd shit," so of course they're not going to pick one up or watch a show or anything.
Did Rocksteady replace everyone who knew how to make good games with unpaid interns?
Seems to be the MO of every AAA studio these days.
 
In case we don't get a Crowbcat video for this game, NikTek did a pretty good job:
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Did Rocksteady replace everyone who knew how to make good games with unpaid interns?
Are current gen systems incapable of rendering shadows, 3D skyboxes, and specular lighting? SS looks so flat and bland in a way I'm wondering if some poo broke their shaders and lighting.
 
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Did Rocksteady replace everyone who knew how to make good games with unpaid interns?
Yes, mainly because the old guard had it with WB and their bullshit. WB just wanted to chase trends in order to make the maximum profit. This is why I stand by my beliefs that Hogwarts Legacy was a fluke. I had a feeling that WB was willing to write off that game and let the Harry Porter brand die (as the creator is too problematic with the "modern audience") and be regulated to just a attraction at Universal only for the game to outsell Call of Duty of all things and be the highest grossing game of the year. If WB makes money it is by accident. As both RedLetterMedia and Nerdrotic have stated; "WB is the most incompetently run company in the world.", and this was even before the woke stuff become big with studios. They have just always been run by out of touch retards.
 
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Tons of ways this could have been done respectfully. I'd have set it up like this scene from JLA:

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Just reverse the seats. Harley tells the other SS members to leave and they give her a moment with Batman. Then, she sits next to him and after a long pause they have a heart-to-heart. Eventually Bruce, the real Bruce, tells Harley she has no choice but to kill him or Brainiac will force him to do evil things in the future. So Harley shoots him, but cries as she does it, finding it far more difficult than she had first imagined.
If they had done it like that it would have been respectful and there is no place for respect for anyone not named Wonder Woman in this game. Hell, if they had done that I might have been less disgusted with it all. Instead we have Bruce whining like a bitch and them pissing on Flash's corpse.
The only truly shocking thing about this is the fact that they used black Green Lantern to project this onto. Everything else seems typical, but the fact that they decided to humiliate John Stewart as opposed to Hal Jordan is a really curious thing to do for these wokesters at Sweet Baby.
It's not shocking when you realize this game was designed to shit on anyone that liked the Justice League show.
 
Ok so the game goes one thing right. The failure screens


There's literally no reason why this wouldn't happen lore wise. At least injustice had the excuse of super pills.



I'm tired of mean-spirited media in general. I'm tired of edgelords, nihilism, cynicism, "gritty realism", and shock-value content. It stopped being interesting thirty years ago. Call me a fag, but I'd take an idealistic wholesome story over a "dark", and "realistic" one now any day.
I like gritty dark shit when its not pointless. I like seeing characters deal with realistic and over the top dark problems. I just don't like needlessly depressing crap.

The key I think is how these characters are set up to REACT to these problems. Often times shitty writing and spiteful attitudes make what should be interesting premises fail. Nobody these days wants to fairly examine how a character could endure or keep cheer in a shitty situation.
 
Man this game doesn't pull any punches, all the characters are so badass and edgy, no one is safe.

The Suicide Squad on Journalists
King Shark: "Journalism is one of the highest callings one can have! To inform others! To shed light on misdeeds! To gossip! Courtly gossip can mean the difference between life and death. Even in my home, the words of Lois Lane and Cat Grant are sacrosanct. I am honored to have been able to pass through [the Daily Planet ruins]."

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Time to go to the start of the thread and look at some takes that aged like milk.
If we don't get to kill at least 2 street level heroes like Green Arrow then what is even the point of this game? I'm not sure they have the balls to kill off any of the original 7 JL members so they better at least throw a couple 2nd tier character deaths at us. I'm talking deaths on the JL side and on the Suicide Squad. If they don't go gritty and realistic on this game then this might as well be a reskin of that Lego DC Villains game. If they actually go all out and kill one of the original 7 JL members then that's enough for me, not to sound too bloodthirsty or anything lol.
And they're not wrong because Superman has been an icon for generations and should be treated with respect.
i can not imagine anything funnier than Gotham Knights coming out and flopping, everyone sitting there smugly "Wait until Rocksteady shows em how it's done"

and then Suicide Squad comes out and flops.
 
King Shark: "Journalism is one of the highest callings one can have! To inform others! To shed light on misdeeds! To gossip! Courtly gossip can mean the difference between life and death. Even in my home, the words of Lois Lane and Cat Grant are sacrosanct. I am honored to have been able to pass through [the Daily Planet ruins]."
A woman had to write this, because even a faggot wouldn't write something this gay.
 
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