Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

What really pisses me off about that was a serious interview and here Nick is joking around about futanari shit in front of a normal person that would know nothing about that nor wants to talk about that at that time since he just got acquitted for a bullshit charge. He couldn't have the decency to talk about the topic at hand and if he really needed to talk about anime, talk about normal shit that wouldn't disgust the host like current anime or any anime Kyle has ever watched. We really got a glimpse into how Nick poorly views other people with that interview.

What made it even worse (and this is second-hand info from Null's recap, I never watched the full interview after seeing the futanari shit) is even the on-topic stuff he did ask Kyle couldn't talk about because he was still being sued by one of the victim's families or something, so it was also clear Nick did zero research about Kyle's situation beforehand, probably because he was too busy drinking.

The whole thing smacked of arrogance, laziness and disrespect. I'm astounded Kyle agreed to a second interview, but I guess he rightly figured the people propping up Nick's prolonged suicide by alcoholism would be a perfect demographic to shill his book to.

 

[Captain Manning]

The whole thing smacked of arrogance, laziness and disrespect. I'm astounded Kyle agreed to a second interview, but I guess he rightly figured the people propping up Nick's prolonged suicide by alcoholism would be a perfect demographic to shill his book to.

From what I understand, Kyle's 15 minutes of fame are just about over.

TBF, Nick did him a big solid when he provided trial coverage that wasn't completely bias crap. So maybe Kyle feels as if he owes Nick. The MSM treated Kyle like shit.

Again, Nick had a pretty good thing going there for a while with trial coverage.

 

[AltisticRight]

Camelot to wreck two race cars

Wait, so he wrecked TWO racing cars?
I thought he only wrecked the shitty mid-life mustang.

See, even an active follower of Balldo learns something new. .

 

[The Snail]

Presented without comment.
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Edit, speculation: Ok, so, he was at a place he couldn't set up the link...but now there is a med issue. At 11:30pm?
Ok, you say the medical issue was early; fine. But why was he going to stream then? Why can't he post the link from his whatever, at said med place?

Jaundaids

 

[AltisticRight]

Something's up and I'm pretty confident that it's not that Rekieta suddenly caught a cold from the darn kids or the miasma of the hot tub or whatever which was his line on Monday and Tuesday. That was sus as it is and I said as much. But the two posts today, taken together, make no sense.

Balldo is following one less person on Instagram so I decided to check, it appeared to some nobody. To my dismay, I lost my document due to stupidity.
This was the one person he no longer follows:

schreesr​

Schree​

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https://www.instagram.com/schreesr


In doing so, I found a bunch of stuff that I wish to unsee. These were some accounts he's been following for a while now.

Balldo, what are you following this for?

Spoiler: NSFW bondage

Is this you when Drexel visits, or are you experimenting weird shit on Our Wife (again)?
Did he follow this account around the Dragonboat Festival because he wants to turn Our Wife into Zongzi for Ricardo and Romaine to enjoy?

What?

So this is what they'd call a "cuck cage"? It's complete with bondage equipment too?


These account follows were close to each other too, so he likely followed them in succession.
BDSM resort and bondage?
What a coombrain.

Way to go, Balldo.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Balldo is following one less person on Instagram so I decided to check, it appeared to some nobody. To my dismay, I lost my document due to stupidity.
This was the one person he no longer follows:

schreesr​

Schree​

4099957116

https://www.instagram.com/schreesr
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In doing so, I found a bunch of stuff that I wish to unsee. These were some accounts he's been following for a while now.

Balldo, what are you following this for?
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Spoiler: NSFW bondage

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Is this you when Drexel visits, or are you experimenting weird shit on Our Wife (again)?
Did he follow this account around the Dragonboat Festival because he wants to turn Our Wife into Zongzi for Ricardo and Romaine to enjoy?

What?
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So this is what they'd call a "cuck cage"? It's complete with bondage equipment too?
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These account follows were close to each other too, so he likely followed them in succession.
BDSM resort and bondage?
What a coombrain.

Way to go, Balldo.
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[Associate Rick]

What made it even worse (and this is second-hand info from Null's recap, I never watched the full interview after seeing the futanari shit) is even the on-topic stuff he did ask Kyle couldn't talk about because he was still being sued by one of the victim's families or something, so it was also clear Nick did zero research about Kyle's situation beforehand, probably because he was too busy drinking.

There's only one type of prep Nick has ever done.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

While I still have my doubts on Rekieta reducing his alcohol intake for the month, him drinking in the hot tub after a period of abstinence probably didn't do any favors to his organs.

Oh he was absolutely drinking that entire month off-camera

 

[break these cuffs]

The Money
And now the funny stuff, how much cash Nick grifted off his audience in January. I've got last year's data and this years, using only numbers we know. It's pretty fucking bleak how much his superberry income dropped this year; I sure hope he's saved some money for the kids futures. The Balldo Brigade only managed to beat last year's Rumble Rant total by $304 across both YouTube and Rumble. If Rumble's viewership numbers are accurate, and there's no reason to believe they are, then Nick must've gotten all his mobile YouTube viewers to switch to mobile Rumble where they can't SuperChat because that's the only thing I can think of to explain this disparity.


I'm kidding of course it's pretty obvious his viewership is in the toilet and the ones remaining aren't all paypigs. Really makes you wonder what it is that Rumble would want to keep paying Nick for at this point.

February will be fascinating to track I'm sure!

He better get our wife on that hoe stroll if he wants a Lambo this year. Actually wouldn't that solve the money problem and get him new bulls constantly? Where's the downside? Do cucks ever pimp out their wives? Do bulls get paid? Do bulls have to pay? This has opened up a whole lot of questions and exposed how ignorant I am of cuckolding.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wonder if Nick could turn this commemorative vinyl figurine into a balldo

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

considering his testicles could fit in the upperhalf of a lego minifigure, sure

 

[AnOminous]

No wonder he's all like "superchats are gay, Rumble should just pay me." I mean, the viewers certainly aren't anymore.

Does he not get that that is why Rumble should not pay him unless they're idiots? Does he think they brought him on board as a charity case?

Patrick finally had to pay Quasi, but otherwise it was just modus operandi for him.

Patrick had a lot more going on this year than that, but I won't get into it, other than it involved him thoroughly wrecking his remaining standing in his profession and similar Nick-tier behaviors. It was a really close call and I almost felt guilty for picking Nick. The MANdy reveal made it clear I'd made the right choice though.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

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Where did it all go wrong, balldobros?

Even the water in a tub has stay-on-tabs at House Rekieta

 

[Seafarer]

Guess who else has an edgy boi fetish for snakes?

This smirking troon.

Also with a snake fetish is this FAT creator of a mid cartoon show:

Although considering Nick’s degeneracy he’d probably rather swing with the tranny.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does he not get that that is why Rumble should not pay him unless they're idiots? Does he think they brought him on board as a charity case?

Yes.

Maybe he briefly contemplated that he's the problem, but that surely did not last long. It is the viewers who are wrong. Naturally.

That's Nick. He thinks he's God's gift to Rumble, and they should recognize that.

The guy who is pulling in worse numbers than fucking Mersh these days.

 

[Maraschino]

It was a really close call and I almost felt guilty for picking Nick. The MANdy reveal made it clear I'd made the right choice though.

Every single time you even consider feeling guilty for picking Nick, just remember that every single time he was doing something stupid or about to do something stupid, he was warned ahead of time that he was making a mistake and decided to do the literal opposite of said advice because he's just that fucking stupid.

He deserved worse than what he got.

People pretending to be anime characters for a living can look at him and think, "Thank God I'm not so fucking embarrassing." He's losing the optical high ground to fucking vtubers of all people.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

If he never stopped the anime grift, this wouldn't have happened

 

[SpergioLeonne]

trick had a lot more going on this year than that, but I won't get into it, other than it involved him thoroughly wrecking his remaining standing in his profession and similar Nick-tier behaviors.

The problem I have with this take is that modern shit-tier sci fi authors have been their own cow community ever since the Hugo Awards were hijacked in the 2000s and it became impossible for anyone but a black or Chinese gay woman to win one.

They as a group stopped being people that anyone not incestuously close to them would listen to.

Nick was a cunt hair shy of being mainstream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Balldo is following one less person on Instagram so I decided to check, it appeared to some nobody. To my dismay, I lost my document due to stupidity.
This was the one person he no longer follows:

schreesr​

Schree​

4099957116

This is a former LOCALS wine mom. A bunch of them have migrated to Sean or other lawtubers for trial coverage that Nick does not provide.

This is one of the many women who were very active in LOCALS until post-Panoptes when they started sperging and in-fighting with each other when Cynthia was gone.

Nick has dropped following them one at a time as they leave his orbit: Chechunia, Carimachet, and now Schree.

Yes.

Maybe he briefly contemplated that he's the problem, but that surely did not last long. It is the viewers who are wrong. Naturally.

That's Nick. He thinks he's God's gift to Rumble, and they should recognize that.

The guy who is pulling in worse numbers than fucking Mersh these days.

At the peril of sounding like a broken record, Nick fucked up HARD! He streamed 4-5 hours a day for 4-5 days a week and made 1.5-2k USD in superchats regularly. If he could do a trial once a quarter, he could easily double or triple that for weeks at a time.

If it was stressful, all he had to do was cut his show back to 3-4 days a week and maybe only 2-3 during trial streams week. Maybe he could have gotten a co-host to run the day shows and he only be present for a few hours, but he couldn't do that kind of planning. He let the stress pile up until it killed whatever motivation to hustle he had.

Nick did this to himself and burnt himself out with work before he fried his brain with drugs and alcohol.

 

[Anticipointment]

Wait, so he wrecked TWO racing cars?
I thought he only wrecked the shitty mid-life mustang.

See, even an active follower of Balldo learns something new. .

What it looks like when you don't pull up in time.
Could there be a better visual metaphor?

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Camelot’s cars that Nick paid to have “Rekieta Law” advertised on.