Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

What's even funnier is that the kid is obviously a tard; no normally developing 10-year-old acts or communicates like this.

I was losing my shit at that part. Through the power of unbridled autism the tardlet was channeling the pure chad energy of our cavemen ancestors. The little sped deserves only the finest purple crayons to snack on.

 

[behindyourightnow]

What's even funnier is that the kid is obviously a tard; no normally developing 10-year-old acts or communicates like this.

The other way to read it is that the kid is normal and thought she was a tard. So he's pointing to her chest and very slowly saying "girl" because he is trying to gently teach this drooling retard of an adult that she shouldn't be calling herself a boy and demanding that everyone call her Kayden.

(I know that's very unlikely, but I choose to believe it because it is funny)

I guess I just don’t know how to get over my fear of rejection or feeling like I’m being an inconvenience.

So manly! You can always tell you have a male gender soul, because it makes you talk and act exactly like a confused teenage girl with low self esteem. Gender souls are funny that way.

 

[Quintus]

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Sick 5 o clock shadow faggot.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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I can't believe they got to my boy Gigachad, look what they did to my poor boy..

 

[Poonocchio]

Another based kid

Parents should be made aware instantly if a teacher/adult troons out and their child is being made to engage in this delusion. I would lose my mind if my child was being made to play into one of their fetishes and not informed so I could swiftly remove them.

 

[majorplayer]

GRUG NOW GRUGETTE. GRUGETTE USE BERRY JUICE TO PAINT FACE PRETTY. GRUGETTE PUT ON HORSE TAIL ON HEAD. GRUGETTE MOST PRETTY IN TRIBE AND NOW SLEEP IN WOMEN CAVE.

George of the Jungle watch out for that tree

 

[teriyakiburns]

George of the Jungle watch out for that tree

There is no tree; just a broken branch.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

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Just realized who he reminded me of.

 

[Kumquat]

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Pooner starts getting close to realizing they are making a horrible mistake, other pooners assure her that there’s no way that’s the case. “Make irreversible life decisions based on how you feel RIGHT NOW.” Because that always works out for people long term.

I seriously hate this part of troons. "If it feels good, do it!" Yes, because there is no future and actions don't have consequences! It's just like a video game! You can just restart if you don't like it!

It's such genuinely awful advice. I could snort a line of crack and, yeah, in that moment I'd feel amazing. I'd probably feel amazing for the next few hours. But then the crash comes, my brain is fried, and I'm an addict for life. "This makes me happy in the moment" is probably the single worst justification for doing anything, ever. Doing drugs makes you happy in the moment. Cheating on your spouse makes you happy in the moment. Blowing your life savings on a luxury car makes you happy in the moment. But all of these choices lead to ruin and agony later on, so you don't do them, because actions have fucking consequences.

Trannies are just ticking every single box on the list of "how to be the biggest moron who ever lived."

 

[KweenKarlotta]

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Nipples started tasting onion-y??​

About a couple of days ago, my gf told me that my nipples were starting to taste like onions. I was confused, licked my finger and lo and behold, it tasted that distinct onion-y sour, like sweat. I shower daily, make sure I'm clean, but it still comes back. The one thing that's different is that I started progesterone about 2 weeks ago, and stopped androgens as my doctor's advice, my T level is low enough and I'm starting injections soon.
Did it happen to anyone before, and did you do anything about it. Or did it go away by itself?? Any help is appreciated, it's definitely making me self-conscious...

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[Oilspill Battery]

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Nipples started tasting onion-y??​

About a couple of days ago, my gf told me that my nipples were starting to taste like onions. I was confused, licked my finger and lo and behold, it tasted that distinct onion-y sour, like sweat. I shower daily, make sure I'm clean, but it still comes back. The one thing that's different is that I started progesterone about 2 weeks ago, and stopped androgens as my doctor's advice, my T level is low enough and I'm starting injections soon.
Did it happen to anyone before, and did you do anything about it. Or did it go away by itself?? Any help is appreciated, it's definitely making me self-conscious...

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I've heard that men's and women's sweat smells differently, men's smells more like cheese and women's more like onions.

That said, your normal non sweaty skin should not smell like cheese or onions.

 

[Bubbafat]

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Here comes the crimson chin!!!

 

[teriyakiburns]

That said, your normal non sweaty skin should not smell like cheese or onions.

Excess oestrogen causes a marked increase in stinky sweat. It's why fat people tend to have really bad BO; their excess fat causes a hormonal imbalance.

 

[GilaCutter]

This is what would happen is Gaston got desperate.

No one troons out like Gaston!

 

[TyrasGuard]

Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify he was SO affected by this bill that he could not work his job as a wagie for Amazon.

The cherry on top is at the end.

"I'm not everyone else, I'm a transgender"

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.

Big Capitalism luvs troons only so much, "Estellabella2". It won't give you time off to have existential vapors on your fainting couch at home. Even a note from muh terrapist won't save your job.

I bet management saw an opportunity to get rid of him and took it.

 

[Kumquat]

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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.

I'm saving this one, just as proof for the "they just want to live their lives" people. They literally believe they are a privileged class and should be treated differently from everyone else. They do not want "equal" treatment. They want preferential treatment.

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>Say something incredibly stupid.
>Someone says "wow, that's really stupid."
>Other people then notice the really stupid thing I said and proceed to make fun of me for being stupid.
>"THIS IS LITERALLY HARASSMENT!"

Like fucking clockwork, every damn time.

 

[Jizzrag]

So I went to the Christmas party like this and my new job only know me by my female name

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Yeah I’m sure no one has a clue…