Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[You're MDNWU]

Nick using the alcohol weight loss was an excuse. It's actually been AIDs and the hot tub guy is a bug chaser that wanted to fuck his pozzed ass while Our Wife watched with disgust, questioning what she's done with her life.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

solution is to just stream more hours, adding to the stress and audience fatigue while lowering the quality.

Slighy quibble that Nick's solution was to become unpredictable at streaming and take weeks off without content, only to come back and hit less than 50% consistently with the norm of 4-5 streams a week.

@Neetorino has demonstrated in spreadsheet and calender form that his streamed MUCH less frequently in 2023 versus 2022 despite his protestations that he always cancelled shows if there was noting to talk about.

After I finish the OP re-write, I might just autistically add up all his streaming time by year for comparison. Of course we will have lost the Twitch streams he did in early 2023 and prior, but it should be some kind of metric that tells a tale similar to @Neetorino 's stream and superchat spreadsheets.

Pride goeth before the fall.

He thought his personality and witticisms, not the law content, were the reasons why his channel was performing so well. Turns out there are lawyers better educated and more experienced who can talk about interesting legal issues with greater consistency. It's a sad story, but it's not a new one. Better people than Nick have gone through the same fall. I just feel bad for his kids.

Autism moment:

Spoiler: Language sperging

Pride goes before 'destruction'. I am trying... they caught Kascinsky for correct use of an idiom, but I could help myself this time.

That out of the way, Nick got a LOT of deference and benefit of the doubt for years in his Fandom and even here. A lot of the content ITT is a revisiting of Nick's old statements, actions, and associations in light of his new character:

- Drexel's stories and past by @Notwhoyouthink

- His Hedonism vacation revelation by @2lolis1cup 2lol

- The MAN-dy reveal by @Balldo's Gate

- The Knoxville stories about Kayla by Andy Warski getting real attention

- The heretical Christian views everyone in this thread was just professing undying love for discussing

I am sure there is more, but the fact that his dox was kept out of the OP for years and he got admonished by Nool to 'Pull-up' rather than outright mockery shows just how much credit he burned.

Nick was NEVER an accomplished, skilled, or particularly insightful lawyer, but he was 'based' enough to get a pass. His audience followed him out of inertia and for being the first to do this kind of content until he admitted it was a lie. Then they found better alternatives.

TL;DR Nick gave up an almost monopoly position in his niche and a dedicated fanbase that had raised millions for various causes, product and GFM's for coom.

EDIT: Spelling and missing words

 

[AnOminous]

He was getting more viewers than the courtroom streams he was commenting over.

And now he's just getting dicks in the ass and laughed at. I wonder how this happened. I guess it's just bad luck.

 

[Harm]

Finally, February is here and Rekieta can stop pretending to be sick (an obvious excuse made so he can drink into a stupor off-camera). The longer he delays his return, the less likely it is that he'll be asked on stream about his drinking in the hot tub. He might even pretend Sober streams January was a roaring success.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

now he has been having to deal with her being pissed for a week. You saw her face during that stream she wasn't into it.

I noticed something in the cancellation notice.



"Sorry guys, have a medical issue. It's private."

First thing I noticed when reading that is that he does not specify that HE has a medical issue. This is different from what he said yesterday, when he specifically said he was sick and described some of the symptoms. Either his illness he described in detail suddenly morphed into something that is "private", the sick excuse is just cover for something else, or there's someone else with a medical issue which is private. Rekieta is definitely passive aggressive enough to describe his wife flipping out at him for coming up with the genius idea of streaming drunk from a hot tub flirting with his guests including the man, plus whatever the fuck happened afterwards, as a "medical issue". No doubt a bunch of her "mental illness" is actually Nick gaslighting her into thinking she is crazy for thinking he isn't perfect, which he obviously is.

The other option is that this is just an excuse for something else and he wants to use "private medical issue" as a reason not to talk about it. Maybe he got bad news about his hopes to negotiate a new Rumble contract? That's total speculation, but who knows?

Finally, February is here and Rekieta can stop pretending to be sick (an obvious excuse made so he can drink into a stupor off-camera). The longer he delays his return, the less likely it is that he'll be asked on stream about his drinking in the hot tub. He might even pretend Sober streams January was a roaring success.

I thought that was his plan when he missed Monday's show. But now that he's missed three in a row with some really odd cancellation messages, there's going to be more and more attention paid to when he finally does return.

 

[Fapcop]

- The Knoxville stories about Kayla by Andy Warski getting real attention

Could we see these? All I’ve heard was Warski mentioning it in a throwaway line one time.

I noticed something in the cancellation notice.



"Sorry guys, have a medical issue. It's private."

My guess is that Kayla had a mental breakdown of sorts. Nick is usually the opposite of “private”. If Lady Rackets started eating glass or something and had to be rushed to a psychiatric clinic, he’d definitely keep that relatively private.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Hopefully the medical issue isn't one of his kids pulling a cry for help.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Hopefully the medical issue isn't one of his kids pulling a cry for help.

My guess is Kayla opened her bipolar vortex after Nick stuck it to the radio guy's butt.

 

[AnOminous]

The other option is that this is just an excuse for something else and he wants to use "private medical issue" as a reason not to talk about it. Maybe he got bad news about his hopes to negotiate a new Rumble contract? That's total speculation, but who knows?

His indeterminate medical issues have suddenly resolved.

We now know what he has.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I thought that was his plan when he missed Monday's show. But now that he's missed three in a row with some really odd cancellation messages, there's going to be more and more attention paid to when he finally does return.

I have learned your hunches are somewhat reliable and in some cases proven you a proper Cassandra to Nick's Priam.

I would ponder this and watch his return shows for signs of cope and the reason for it. My first instinct is bad Rumble news, and I will be more confident if we hear nothing in the next 2 weeks about a trip to FL.

Could we see these? All I’ve heard was Warski mentioning it in a throwaway line one time.

I recall the recent line on Kino Casino triggering a vague recollection of contempprary gossip about Kayla being 'odd'il in Nashville at the aborted Tonka fight. However, back then Nick's star was still rising, so those who promulgated it were ignored. It was on an even lower awareness level than, Hurr during! Drexel fucks his wife!', for a long time.

My memory is very incomplete on this facet, bit perhaps someone else recalls more details from those handful of years ago.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

My memory is very incomplete on this facet, bit perhaps someone else recalls more details from those handful of years ago.

I'm pretty sure I've heard Andy mention it long ago in a google group chat when he was still sekter-adjacent, but he's hardly reliable, and I just can't stand to listen to the guy's braindead bants, so I didn't pay a lot of attention to it, but it would have been mid-to-late 2019ish.

 

[Twinkie]

anyone care to slut-splain why an STD would keep him from streaming

 

[AnOminous]

anyone care to slut-splain why an STD would keep him from streaming

He has to pee a lot.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I recall the recent line on Kino Casino triggering a vague recollection of contempprary gossip about Kayla being 'odd'il in Nashville at the aborted Tonka fight.

My memory is very incomplete on this facet, bit perhaps someone else recalls more details from those handful of years ago.

The issue with Knoxville is everyone involved are unreliable narrators, and most of the recollections were through a haze of drugs and booze. Likely the most coherent was Coach Redpill (PBUH). While CRP didn't name names, he did give his "slatternly women" talk after Knoxville. People like Godwinson and others have inferred that Kayla was the subject or inspiration for said video.

We won't know what else Coach saw, because he had to larp as journoscum in a warzone.

The tidbits that have come out otherwise have been mostly from Andy or Ralph. These allegations include:

• Kayla was trying to score hard drugs, because the booze and alcohol weren't doing it for her
• She sat on Andy's lap, while Andy was in his boxing "gear" (barely boxers, the whole thing was very low rent). To the point Andy felt uncomfortable with Nick in range to see this. Andy avoided Nick basically until Kino Casino started up, because Andy thought Rackets had a grudge against him.
• Kayla was seriously attention-seeking, hopped up on at least booze and weed (maybe other stuff). To the point of threatening to kill herself loudly and publicly, possibly from the hotel balcony or roof.

Again, I don't trust Ralph or Andy, so who the fuck knows. I don't remember Dick talking about details, and to my knowledge, that's all we ever got from CRP.

 

[Ventrue]

Nick Rekieta found out on kiwifarms how much money he is making and became sick to his stomach.

 

[Strix454]

Listening to Coach's rant, it almost sounds like Kayla was flirting around in Knoxville but turned CRP down cold. She "violently rejected" ol' Coach when he made his move and that made CRP really unhappy.

 

[Captain Manning]

The issue with Knoxville is everyone involved are unreliable narrators, and most of the recollections were through a haze of drugs and booze.

Exactly. Plus at least two of the three have motivations to lie.

CRP was mad at Rekieta because he gave Wilshire Blvd a bad review.
Ralph is a rage pig that will turn against somebody at the slightest provocation and make shit up.
Warski is (or, at least at the time, was) a cokehead.

I will note, however, that KF user @Had related the part about her being on the roof though. I think he worked for Masterson at one point (apologies if that's wrong), so maybe he was an eyewitness and that part is true. He hasn't logged in since December though.

 

[Neetorino]

First thing I noticed when reading that is that he does not specify that HE has a medical issue.

That's a fair point, and makes me think twice about my current prediction (Balldo Induced Testicular Torsion). It could be something to do with Kayla and her breakfast bowl of pills; I hope to god it's not something to do with the kids.

I might just autistically add up all his streaming time by year for comparison.

I was tempted to do that this time, and I still might in the future, mostly because I'm curious how close to Minimum Wage he is. I'm guessing it'll be pretty close these days.

 

[AnOminous]

CRP was mad at Rekieta because he gave Wilshire Blvd a bad review.

Nick hired the Ukrainians to MURDER Coach Reddit Pill!

 

[The Noticer]

Sounds like he either got COVID or fuck-flu