Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Also lets be honest for once, she was never hot, alright? lots of millennial nerds got a thing for her because of Juno but even in that movie she looked just average. Even at what most consider her prime which is playing Kitty Pryde in X-men she was just cute, but not hot.
she wasnt hot, but as a nerdy guy who is into her at the time i will say she had the 'cute girl next door' look to her; and to guys like me that makes her seem approachable. in my experience and observations, to guys like me a 'cute approachable' girl is 10x more attractive than even the hottest woman around. it makes it seem that even a guy like me might have a chance with a girl like her, whereas with some woman who is 10/10 you know that there is no chance in hell, so why even be interested.

so i think this might explain why so many guys lament over how she used to look and why they were smitten with her to begin with.
 
helpful Dr. Wokely had stripped the skin off one of his little arms and stitched it to his face while feeding him hormones to wreck his little body forever.
Uh, not to be your 10th grade English teacher, but your metaphor is breaking down like the dick skin in Kevin Gibes' amhole.
I feel like Ellen has a legit risk of 41%. It'll be blamed on transphobia and nobody will be allowed to talk about the years of mental instability that she admitted to before and after pooning out.
Yep. TRAs like to conflate the causation of being trans. They try to represent it as troons are more likely to have mental illnesses the way say, black people are more likely to inherit sickle cell disease. But it's the other way round. Being mentally unstable and out of touch with reality is what causes people to troon out. Transgenderism is a mental illness, and the troons are shocked when physical changes don't take them to Gender Utopia. Troons even discourage seeking fucking therapy... calling it "gatekeeping". Yeah idiot, we put those gates there for a reason, so your dumb ass can't use the medical system to make yourself even more depressed and brain-sick.
Honestly the most effective thing trannies can do for their ideology is to 41%. It'll make people look past their obvious faults and crimes and see them as victims.
Death has always been pretty reliable at getting others to look past undesirable actions and to see the good in people. It locks out people's ability to potentially grow and change so it drives people to be more empathetic and positive.
You betcha. If Lowtax was still around I'd probably be a-logging him, but once he died I got all nostalgic about him.
It's such a fucking bizarre concept, parading someone around who clearly has mental issues that need to be worked on. It's like putting a great big spotlight on them, dancing around and chanting and the person in question just doesn't get what they deserve.
Everybody's just admiring the Emperor's new clothes.

kind of looks like a greasy, depressed elon musk. does taking T make women's skin greasy? or is she just not putting any effort into skin care?
In a word: yes. And it's sort of a moving target, as most grown men aren't breaking out in acne every day, but natal male teenagers (whose bodies aren't used to the increased levels of testosterone) are notorious for skin ailments.
Some pooners also develop impressive facial hair. Ellen may be having to shave, introducing more irritation to the skin and more opportunities for blemishes.

I think this is a desperate attempt to escape the reality of being a post-wall woman in hollywood. She even admits in her book, she was fine with being a pretty girl, but couldn't cope with the idea of aging as a woman.
For A-list actresses, aging is definitely a problem. It's a numbers game; there are just not that many roles written for older female characters. Maybe there are more roles to be had for older women as character actors and supporting actors, but that's a bitter pill to swallow for someone accustomed to making A-list/starring-role money.

This is also a problem for troons. The male ones always have a severe case of Peter Pan syndrome, and they use trooning out (and its attendant medical procedures) in a bid to remain youthful-looking. I'm not so used to seeing it in female pooners. Their transition tends to make them look older.
 
A man with ten dollars left to his name is more scared to lose it than a millionaire is to lose ten thousand dollars.
The point I was making is that she wasn't the kind of actress that depends entirely on her looks to get any offers so her looks fading wasn't the career-ending disaster she thought it was.
and to guys like me that makes her seem approachable. in my experience and observations, to guys like me a 'cute approachable' girl is 10x more attractive than even the hottest woman around. it makes it seem that even a guy like me might have a chance with a girl like her, whereas with some woman who is 10/10 you know that there is no chance in hell, so why even be interested.
I totally understand that tho I guess the "girl next door" trope is done in this day and age when even the ugly girl gets 100 matches a day on tinder. Now even the approachable girls are unapproachable, but then again maybe even back then they weren't and it was always an illusion.
Troons even discourage seeking fucking therapy... calling it "gatekeeping".
Weird since they basically own psychology now, the DMSV was tailored to please the LGBTWTFBBQ lobby after they went berserk at therapists during the 70's and 80's.
 
I don't think there were any handlers, I think she fully embraces the gender ideology and decided to poon-out on her own.

Worth bringing up again though that she was also a client of infamous trainer Harley Pasternak, who a lot of people consider a 'handler' and who seemed to be a factor in Kanye becoming more deranged. In Ellen's book she certainly seems like she suffered some kind of psychotic break, and I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's drugs contributed to her going off the rails.
 
I think she might be a raging covert narcissist. And a borderliner. She regularly retcons parts of her life and shifts her identity/narrative/"hook" constantly to maximize media attention & asspats. She's in end-stage cowdom like Tess Holliday now - trying everything she can but never figuring out why nothing works. Rearranging deck chairs like a New England wedding planner as her audience dwindles to a handful of fat, drunk Farmers.
Yeah, she’s your basic bitch raging BPD cunt.

The real Ellen Page isn’t anywhere near the cute young chick she played on Juno or Inception.

As for why she trooned out, I strongly doubt that there’s some traumatic superrape behind it. That’s just something she says to up the oppression points.

It’s not terribly deep. She’s BPD (and/or histrionic/narcissistic on top) so that already means that she already has a slippery grasp on her own identity.

Add to that depression/anxiety because you can’t be on a raging narc high 24/7, and she seized on to the pooner thing to explain it all away and for extra oppression points.
 
Rate me :optimistic: but I think she set up a way out for herself by identifying as "transmasc nonbinary" and not ftm. She can do the he/they->they/them->she/they->she/her gradual detransition that so many mid 2010s poons have pulled in the past couple years (see Nady Stewart....
Ok so uh....I checked her thread out and it turns out in the last week or two Nady dun posted a bunch of nudes to seemingly show how much of a vagina having 100% untainted woman she totally still is

After the screaming subsided I had a real fuckin bleak notion of what "Elliot" will do to prove she is 1000% "Ellen" should the troon bandwagon come to a grinding halt and leave her bereft of asspatters drowning out the revulsion she feels for herself
 
I don't think it's worth overthinking why she troonsitioned, as though there's a coherent and consistent reason for it. Women are frequently miserable for any reason and no reason, and unable to articulate what they want. Her feminine neuroticism, look-at-me-no-don't-look attitude, terrified adoration of men, etc, she was just miserable and crazy, and "maybe become a dude!" held itself out as a way to not be miserable, and it's not working, obviously.
It does just seem that part of the female condition is frequently being unhappy with life for no real reason. Maybe guys are like that too, I don't know, but at some point you have to realize it's a thing and not throw your life away over some stupid idea your lady brain thinks will fix your life and make you feel happy forever because nothing ever really will.
 
It does just seem that part of the female condition is frequently being unhappy with life for no real reason. Maybe guys are like that too, I don't know, but at some point you have to realize it's a thing and not throw your life away over some stupid idea your lady brain thinks will fix your life and make you feel happy forever because nothing ever really will.

We get randomly morose, but it's usually consciously tied to something we don't have or haven't achieved. Not that having the thing will make us happy, but it's more like "damn, I wish I'd majored in finance instead, I'd be rich right now instead of laid off, fuck," or, "I don't get enough sex, this depresses me, I'll bet I'd be happier if I just started fucking whores," not "I am sad, why am I sad pleeaaaase somebody make me not be sad maybe divorcing my husband will make me happy." I do actually know a woman who divorced her husband for exactly this (i.e. no) reason.
 
Ok so uh....I checked her thread out and it turns out in the last week or two Nady dun posted a bunch of nudes to seemingly show how much of a vagina having 100% untainted woman she totally still is

After the screaming subsided I had a real fuckin bleak notion of what "Elliot" will do to prove she is 1000% "Ellen" should the troon bandwagon come to a grinding halt and leave her bereft of asspatters drowning out the revulsion she feels for herself
Who knows, but chances are 41% she won't even bother.
 
We get randomly morose, but it's usually consciously tied to something we don't have or haven't achieved. Not that having the thing will make us happy, but it's more like "damn, I wish I'd majored in finance instead, I'd be rich right now instead of laid off, fuck," or, "I don't get enough sex, this depresses me, I'll bet I'd be happier if I just started fucking whores," not "I am sad, why am I sad pleeaaaase somebody make me not be sad maybe divorcing my husband will make me happy." I do actually know a woman who divorced her husband for exactly this (i.e. no) reason.
Are you guys fucking trannies?
The more I read the more I see your HRT+ intelligence checks fail harder than my will to live.
Have you guys ever so much as talked to a woman that wasn’t making meth in a Walmart bathroom? Or is this the type of shit you tell yourself when you wear your mother’s clothes before you go to bed?
 
Worth bringing up again though that she was also a client of infamous trainer Harley Pasternak, who a lot of people consider a 'handler' and who seemed to be a factor in Kanye becoming more deranged. In Ellen's book she certainly seems like she suffered some kind of psychotic break, and I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's drugs contributed to her going off the rails.
Dunno, most successful star trainers/handlers get to keep their clients if they deliver results in the physical aspect but don't say shit on the emotional one. Stars are narcissists and tend to surround themselves with sycophant yes men who will never challenge whatever nonsense they say. That so many of that bald guy's clients go off the reservation just tells me he sucks at wrangling them in because he's too scared they will tell him to fuck off. Consider that he worked with Kanye's for years when he was the same insufferable crazy moron, he only parted ways when he became a liability for his career. I wouldn't be surprised if he tolerated the anti-jew things he surely said in private just because he didn't want to get publicly fired by him.
After the screaming subsided I had a real fuckin bleak notion of what "Elliot" will do to prove she is 1000% "Ellen" should the troon bandwagon come to a grinding halt and leave her bereft of asspatters drowning out the revulsion she feels for herself
I don't think she'll do porn, maybe a few naked scenes but who's gonna want to watch a tiny dood with a vagina?. Even if she detrans its gonna be tough, she would've to get a boobjob and a face work. The first its easy as long as she doesn't go crazy with it, the second has a high chance of ending like shit, see Meg Ryan for example.

However if she detrans she's gonna loose all her current supporters in the left like all trans "traitors" do.
Maybe guys are like that too
Sometimes but we're told to not be a pussy and just walk it off so its not like we get to dwell too much on it...
 
oh no I was not "allowed" to wear a suit!

It's fucking fabric. Besides, isn't gender a social construct? Aren't you just reinforcing sexist gender norms with your costume preference ('cause that's what it is at this point, a costume), yet demonstrating in your acquiescence that you are indeed a non-confrontational female? If you were a True and Honest MALE, you'd tell those people "dressing" you to fuck right off.

These people, I swear.
 
oh no I was not "allowed" to wear a suit!

It's fucking fabric. Besides, isn't gender a social construct? Aren't you just reinforcing sexist gender norms with your costume preference ('cause that's what it is at this point, a costume), yet demonstrating in your acquiescence that you are indeed a non-confrontational female? If you were a True and Honest MALE, you'd tell those people "dressing" you to fuck right off.

These people, I swear.
It's also fucking stupid, she used to rocks in those suits back then
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Versus well... Now
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It's also fucking stupid, she used to rocks in those suits back then
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Whoever dresses her needs to be shot.
She looks perfectly fine in a form fitting suit. Nothing should’ve changed about this chic outside of hair and name. I cannot wrap my head around her handler trying so hard to make her look boyish. She looks like a little kid playing in her dad’s clothes.
Don’t get me started on the blatant platform shoes. They really like giving these chics Peter Pan Syndrome. Even though they want so desperately to be men, they’re stuck on fakeboy. What’s the point of getting on HRT if you’re just going choose to look like a middle schooler.
This cult can never have men look like men, they always expect them to dress and look like some dude that robbed a disco dancer.

Example: Sam Smith
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How'd she manage to get well-fitting suits back then but is unable to now? It's not like she can't afford to have them tailored or customized.
my guess is as a dainty woman back then she was trying to look good and fashionable, now that she is a man she just buys them off the rack. and being such a manlet they dont tend to make them small enough for her.
 
It does just seem that part of the female condition is frequently being unhappy with life for no real reason. Maybe guys are like that too, I don't know, but at some point you have to realize it's a thing and not throw your life away over some stupid idea your lady brain thinks will fix your life and make you feel happy forever because nothing ever really will.
In all seriousness, please try to get your life right. It doesn’t have to be like that.
 
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